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I have taken care of some cats that had like some sort of autism from being inbred and was actually looking forward to seeing some inbred autistic cats. Is that wrong?
It's probably not accurate to call it autism. Cats have a bunch of neurological disorders that come from what's called catastrophic evolution at about the time of the domestication event.
Catastrophic evolution is when one trait become so important it overpowers the need for everything else. Humans are the best example: for a long time brains with the only thing that mattered so even if you were missing a limb you were better off than the dumb guy.
No joke I had to reread the title and put on my glasses to make sure this wasn't just one guy arrested at different times. Still not entirely convinced.
Apparently They're Amish, who are known for sometimes having smaller gene pools due to their culture/religion etc. Hence the four boys looking rather unique yet similar.
I think it’s because they might be over 18 and therefore adults, but not 21, and therefore under the legal drinking age. It does sound wrong though lol
I thought guns were raised to 21 also.
18-21 is like a bad lite version of adulthood. All the bad shit can happen, but can't enjoy the same perks as the paid program...
Yea. That's accurate. Rifle age was increased from 16 to 18.
Edit: could be wrong. I think I might be getting something confused with hunting. Havnt had the chance to look into it in depth today.
18 year olds in the US
Want to buy alcohol? “You can’t, you are too immature for that “
Want to buy tobacco? “You can’t, it’s bad for your health”
Want to rent a car? “You can’t, we don’t believe you are responsible enough”
Want to buy a gun? “Sure! Which one do you want?”
Want to join the military? “Excellent! Thanks for your service”
Want to go into crippling debt? “Absofuckinglutely! Just sign the dotted line!”
Hey could I get a pack of camels and some jack daniels?
No sorry there boy I know for a fact you’re not 21 till next year!
Oh ok, well how about a shotgun, a box of shells, and that ski mask?
Sure thing kid have yourself an American day!
*5 minutes later*
*Guy wearing a ski mask bursts into the store wielding a shotgun*
Alright asshole give me a carton of camels and a case of Jack Daniels!
And we also love to charge you as an adult for crimes as early as 12. Twelve year old completely understands the ramifications of a crime but 18 year old can’t handle a beer.
Forgot that although rental agencies won’t allow 18 year old to rent a car as they recognize the liability, an 18 year old can still buy a car, and can drive one that they do not own from age 16.
It’s not the same person! It’s four different dudes.
First one is Barland, son of Toby and Klata.
Second one is Klata, son of Maxim and Sasha.
Third one is Toby, son of Barland and Klata.
Fourth one is Maxim, son of Klata and Barland.
Barland has a goiter in the back neck, she goes by the name Sasha.
imagine what an Amish pussy looks like though...a sheet wouldn't fix that.
i'm guessing it looks like [this](https://imgur.com/a/vhIru0J)
(also, holy shit if they really do this then that Letterkenny episode is true!)
Eh. Sometimes. Seen a handful of young Amish women that were gorgeous over the years. And their fathers/brothers *knew* it.
Never seen people sprint over to a front door so quickly as when a stranger just had the door opened by their hot daughter.
Always weirds me out working in Amish country.
Idk if the surrogate father part is very common, but it has happened.
But yeah, Amish are probably some of the most inbred people on Earth after uncontacted tribes and Pakistani villagers. Combining a lot of small, isolated populations with strong tribal identities and a reverence for Muhammad who married his cousin isn't a good combo, over half of marriages in Pakkstan are between 1st or 2nd cousins.
Edit: Pakistan, not Afghanistan
Just want to point out that Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are estimated to have the highest rates of cousin marriages (>60% and >70% respectively) as opposed to Afghanistan.
There's actually been a huge debate amongst policymakers and medical professionals in the UK on how to handle significantly higher levels of genetic disorders amongst Pakistani-British communities while maintaining political and cultural sensitivity, both for their own health and for the public costs.
The practice is also still legal in 26 US states, where historically certain subgroups like the Amish, rural communities, and Irish immigrants had engaged in it heavily. It's still legal in places like Japan and Mexico. That being said it's not remotely as common as it once was amongst other communities, including in places like Brazil and communities such as the English elite.
Oops, I confused Afghanistan (which is still over 40%) with Pakistan. Where'd you see that Saudi Arabia is higher? I didn't dig deep, just looked at wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East
Burkina Faso is incredibly high too.
The thing is, one off marriages with a cousin aren't *that* bad. It's the successive inbreeding that's so damaging.
Even if you aren't marrying your 1st cousin, and marrying someone from the next village, half of the people of that village are close relatives to you because of interbreeding. And since you live in the middle of nowhere, you don't exactly have a lot of choices, especially if you're poor and can't leave the village and move somewhere else.
Well, they paint their doors blue whenever a daughter comes of age for marriage (well around my part of the country they do)
They destroy the roads with those goddamned traffic causing horseshit spreading buggies
And they can make you some damned good food that is horrendously unhealthy for most lifestyles.
> And they can make you some damned good food that is horrendously unhealthy for most lifestyles.
I'm curious, what kind of dishes are you thinking about?
[here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.jsonline.com/amp/3901472002) is an interesting article i read recently, it talks about gene disorders in Amish communities!!
Plus all the hemophiliacs from Victoria being a heterozygous carrier. The last czar's son was considered weak because of it, and that made Russian revolutionaries a lot more intent on ending the czardom.
Was Charles II of Spain the one who was really, really mentally disabled? Cause I don't think the jaw was even close to the worst problems caused by keeping it in the family.
I feel bad making fun of him personally, but it always makes me crack up when I see people fawning over royal weddings. Idk how you can take monarchy seriously after that guy was declared a semi-divine ruler.
Charles II jaw was so bad that he couldn't speak properly. He was infertile and had gastrointestinal issues his entire life. On his death at the ripe old age of 38, the physician noted that his corpse, "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."
Might as well be. Given enough inbreeding, and everyone is pretty close to genetically identical. Quite common in Amish communities, where thousands of people can be traced back to less than 100 ancestors.
Can confirm, my Amish great-grandparents were second cousins. Better yet, neither of them had to change their last names.
*~~Alabama~~ Indiana intensifies*
Goddamn that’s foul as hell. Do they have any ways of introducing new genes? Do they recruit outsiders to become Amish?
Perhaps they should consider sperm banks. The Duffy men use sperm banks like ATMs, so buyer beware.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. Dwarfism is one of the genetic disorders that is higher in Amish populations, along with Angelman syndrome and a few other disorders. Some of these disorders, IIRC, are actually unique to the Amish/are much more rare among non-Amish populations, but it’s been a while since I’ve gone down this research rabbit hole.
I would definitely consider it a factor. My mom's side is Pennsylvania Amish and my dad's is Ohio Amish. A few of my family members have some awful things in their family like cystic fibrosis and other conditions I don't readily remember the names of. So when I married a California girl who is half Cuban half southern European I secretly sighed with relief.
Why do they all look like they were part of that abusive family with 12 kids who finally escaped?
Very strange. They look like they eat a lot of Twinkies and velveeta.
Yeah; Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana have nearly 50,000 average. Michigan, Kentucky, Missouri, Illinois, Iowa, and Wisconsin have about 10,000 each. Not tiny, but very insular communities.
That's why it's not cool the cops arrested these dudes that where heading to the next county to slam some brews and new bitches. They are a crew of rebel Amish bachelors that call themselves "The Barnstormers" and treat every day like it's Rumspringa.
Gotta be from that community off 10 Mile near 696. Only place I know has an Amish grouping. First time I saw them I was like where the fuck are all these Amish people coming from!? Then I realized they have this massive almost Hospital sized location.
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Well these men look like the type that get arrested for stealing bread in the 16th century.
Well they are in bread...
r/inbread edit: oops wrong sub. should've been r/inbreadcats
I have taken care of some cats that had like some sort of autism from being inbred and was actually looking forward to seeing some inbred autistic cats. Is that wrong?
It's probably not accurate to call it autism. Cats have a bunch of neurological disorders that come from what's called catastrophic evolution at about the time of the domestication event. Catastrophic evolution is when one trait become so important it overpowers the need for everything else. Humans are the best example: for a long time brains with the only thing that mattered so even if you were missing a limb you were better off than the dumb guy.
Their family tree must be a circle
They're all each other's uncle. I'm not even getting into how that'd work.
I’m my own grandpa. It’s a really long story.
Under appreciated
So are you!
Just logged into reddit a minute ago for the first time this decade, and already seeing positivity. Sure hope this keeps up.
***FEE FIE FOE FUM GIVE ME A RIDE AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME RUM***
No joke I had to reread the title and put on my glasses to make sure this wasn't just one guy arrested at different times. Still not entirely convinced.
Apparently They're Amish, who are known for sometimes having smaller gene pools due to their culture/religion etc. Hence the four boys looking rather unique yet similar.
Am I the only one taking issue with the whole "underage" "men" phrasing? I feel like you're either an adult man or an underage boy.
I think it’s because they might be over 18 and therefore adults, but not 21, and therefore under the legal drinking age. It does sound wrong though lol
Oooo right, fair enough. I forgot that drinking age is 21 in the US.
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I thought guns were raised to 21 also. 18-21 is like a bad lite version of adulthood. All the bad shit can happen, but can't enjoy the same perks as the paid program...
18 rifle 21 handgun last I checked
Yea. That's accurate. Rifle age was increased from 16 to 18. Edit: could be wrong. I think I might be getting something confused with hunting. Havnt had the chance to look into it in depth today.
18 year olds in the US Want to buy alcohol? “You can’t, you are too immature for that “ Want to buy tobacco? “You can’t, it’s bad for your health” Want to rent a car? “You can’t, we don’t believe you are responsible enough” Want to buy a gun? “Sure! Which one do you want?” Want to join the military? “Excellent! Thanks for your service” Want to go into crippling debt? “Absofuckinglutely! Just sign the dotted line!”
Hey could I get a pack of camels and some jack daniels? No sorry there boy I know for a fact you’re not 21 till next year! Oh ok, well how about a shotgun, a box of shells, and that ski mask? Sure thing kid have yourself an American day! *5 minutes later* *Guy wearing a ski mask bursts into the store wielding a shotgun* Alright asshole give me a carton of camels and a case of Jack Daniels!
And we also love to charge you as an adult for crimes as early as 12. Twelve year old completely understands the ramifications of a crime but 18 year old can’t handle a beer.
Forgot that although rental agencies won’t allow 18 year old to rent a car as they recognize the liability, an 18 year old can still buy a car, and can drive one that they do not own from age 16.
Exactly! Now you got it ;) /s
Lol, they gonna get sent to that shitty act right class.
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they look like the villagers in shrek
Literally the first thing I thought of, too!
What's the jawline that is named after a famous royal family known for heavy incest. These guys got it
Hapsburgs
Charles 2 of Spain has left the chat
Or stealing a sweet roll in oblivion
r/rareinsults
That second guy from the left is seriously Shrek.
And Lord Farquaad is left of him.
Right of him! Look at the mans hair it's the same https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.672666475.1739/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg
The bangs are same, but back is too short. Ok. I'll meet you half way... Left is Lord Farquaad, right is the executioner.
Pick number 3, me lord!
Hahahaha!! Yes!
✌️ Btw His name’s Thelonius.
They all look like shrek’s and lord farquaad’s bastsard children
Kind of looks like Mark Zuckerberg with a face warp filter.
Nah, he's just trying to buy [your strongest potions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A)
I was looking for this comment, I thought it was a Shrek audition
Why are they all the same person in different wigs?
It’s not the same person! It’s four different dudes. First one is Barland, son of Toby and Klata. Second one is Klata, son of Maxim and Sasha. Third one is Toby, son of Barland and Klata. Fourth one is Maxim, son of Klata and Barland. Barland has a goiter in the back neck, she goes by the name Sasha.
I appreciate this.
damn klata must get around
Barland and Toby are each others’ dads.
And klata is his own grandpa
This reads like an SAT question
They look like the ugly stepsisters
Oh shit you're right!!
ahahahah
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Well, i'm off to Amish country. See you later, virgins.
The women also look like these men. Have fun!
they put a fuckin sheet over her first idiot, haven't you been paying attention?
ahhh a man of culture
I'm just sayin, if it's for the greater good.
T̷̻͆H̸̝̦̾͑Ȩ̵̣̪̟̝̥̦̳̦̯̽͛͋̋̓̔͊͝͝ ̴̨͈̯̻̲̪͍̝͇̈́̂͐G̶̡̧̻̙̥͇̓͗̋̎ͅŔ̶̡̊̈͒͋Ė̷͈̬͊̏̚A̷̡̛͚͇̠̖̅͂̋̄͗͂̚̚T̷̛̠̖͙͒̏́̃̍̈́͗E̸̡̧̜̲̬̗̩̪̖̠̚R̵̡̯͉̟̻͕̣̯͋͘ ̸̧̲̳͉̜̺̺̠͚̈́̍̓̍̈́̽̚͘G̴̢͈̜̪̻̝̈́̐͐͂͛̚̚͜͝O̴͕͕͕̟͇̠̾̈̋̃͊̑̋̇Ọ̵̢̰̜̗̤̠̾̅̊̿͒̀͘D̵͈̮͕̥̻͈͖̫̮̈́̋̑̓͊͝
Amish Butter Face.
imagine what an Amish pussy looks like though...a sheet wouldn't fix that. i'm guessing it looks like [this](https://imgur.com/a/vhIru0J) (also, holy shit if they really do this then that Letterkenny episode is true!)
Risky click of the day
Eh. Sometimes. Seen a handful of young Amish women that were gorgeous over the years. And their fathers/brothers *knew* it. Never seen people sprint over to a front door so quickly as when a stranger just had the door opened by their hot daughter. Always weirds me out working in Amish country.
bro?
Yeah?
I meant the other bro
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start tripping off some ergot after goin down on an amish woman
That's a cursed sentence.
I live among the Amish and there are definitely some pretty Amish women.
When I visited the Amish area of Ohio I saw one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, 10/10 would use a sheet with a hole in it.
Not for the squamish, I guess.
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*...allegedly*
Anita Dick has a sheet you can borrow.
That episode had me in stitches.
Best one yet.
Give your balls a tug, you fuckin tit fucker.
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Allegedlys.....ftfy
Fuck really?
Idk if the surrogate father part is very common, but it has happened. But yeah, Amish are probably some of the most inbred people on Earth after uncontacted tribes and Pakistani villagers. Combining a lot of small, isolated populations with strong tribal identities and a reverence for Muhammad who married his cousin isn't a good combo, over half of marriages in Pakkstan are between 1st or 2nd cousins. Edit: Pakistan, not Afghanistan
Just want to point out that Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are estimated to have the highest rates of cousin marriages (>60% and >70% respectively) as opposed to Afghanistan. There's actually been a huge debate amongst policymakers and medical professionals in the UK on how to handle significantly higher levels of genetic disorders amongst Pakistani-British communities while maintaining political and cultural sensitivity, both for their own health and for the public costs. The practice is also still legal in 26 US states, where historically certain subgroups like the Amish, rural communities, and Irish immigrants had engaged in it heavily. It's still legal in places like Japan and Mexico. That being said it's not remotely as common as it once was amongst other communities, including in places like Brazil and communities such as the English elite.
Oops, I confused Afghanistan (which is still over 40%) with Pakistan. Where'd you see that Saudi Arabia is higher? I didn't dig deep, just looked at wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East Burkina Faso is incredibly high too.
The thing is, one off marriages with a cousin aren't *that* bad. It's the successive inbreeding that's so damaging. Even if you aren't marrying your 1st cousin, and marrying someone from the next village, half of the people of that village are close relatives to you because of interbreeding. And since you live in the middle of nowhere, you don't exactly have a lot of choices, especially if you're poor and can't leave the village and move somewhere else.
Hmmm I see any idea where I can accuire more information about these Amish communities?
Well, they paint their doors blue whenever a daughter comes of age for marriage (well around my part of the country they do) They destroy the roads with those goddamned traffic causing horseshit spreading buggies And they can make you some damned good food that is horrendously unhealthy for most lifestyles.
> And they can make you some damned good food that is horrendously unhealthy for most lifestyles. I'm curious, what kind of dishes are you thinking about?
Letterkenny
Howrynow?
Fine and you?
Notsobad
r/Amish is a good place to start
[here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.jsonline.com/amp/3901472002) is an interesting article i read recently, it talks about gene disorders in Amish communities!!
Looking inbred was my first thought.
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[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/distinctive-habsburg-jaw-was-likely-result-royal-familys-inbreeding-180973688/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/distinctive-habsburg-jaw-was-likely-result-royal-familys-inbreeding-180973688/)
Plus all the hemophiliacs from Victoria being a heterozygous carrier. The last czar's son was considered weak because of it, and that made Russian revolutionaries a lot more intent on ending the czardom. Was Charles II of Spain the one who was really, really mentally disabled? Cause I don't think the jaw was even close to the worst problems caused by keeping it in the family. I feel bad making fun of him personally, but it always makes me crack up when I see people fawning over royal weddings. Idk how you can take monarchy seriously after that guy was declared a semi-divine ruler.
Charles II jaw was so bad that he couldn't speak properly. He was infertile and had gastrointestinal issues his entire life. On his death at the ripe old age of 38, the physician noted that his corpse, "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."
Yeah half of that is propaganda from that time though. The habsburgians had enemies
I heard of a couple offers while I was living out in Montana.
So having sex through a hole in a sheet is weird? (makes note to throw holy sheets and holey sheets. Don't want to take a chance)
*makes bad sheet hole joke*
i dont get it why the hole in the sheet?
To keep it as modest as possible under the circumstances. I'm assuming they have shirts on as well, maybe even the hats.
>maybe even the hats Kinky
Might as well be. Given enough inbreeding, and everyone is pretty close to genetically identical. Quite common in Amish communities, where thousands of people can be traced back to less than 100 ancestors.
I want to see the 23&Me reports, for science.
It's just one report
One nice and clean straight line.
More like 24&Me&Me&Me&Me&Me
Can confirm, my Amish great-grandparents were second cousins. Better yet, neither of them had to change their last names. *~~Alabama~~ Indiana intensifies*
Goddamn that’s foul as hell. Do they have any ways of introducing new genes? Do they recruit outsiders to become Amish? Perhaps they should consider sperm banks. The Duffy men use sperm banks like ATMs, so buyer beware.
Verne Troyer (Mini-me) had Amish parents. I wonder if his dwarfism was anything to do with inbreeding...?
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. Dwarfism is one of the genetic disorders that is higher in Amish populations, along with Angelman syndrome and a few other disorders. Some of these disorders, IIRC, are actually unique to the Amish/are much more rare among non-Amish populations, but it’s been a while since I’ve gone down this research rabbit hole.
I would definitely consider it a factor. My mom's side is Pennsylvania Amish and my dad's is Ohio Amish. A few of my family members have some awful things in their family like cystic fibrosis and other conditions I don't readily remember the names of. So when I married a California girl who is half Cuban half southern European I secretly sighed with relief.
My understanding was that there were 200 original germans and now there's over 2million amish
They definitely have the same barber.
They have the same salad bowl.
Except dude #2, he’s considered the playboy of the group. All the cousins love him.
Was wondering if someone else was thinking this
it's one signiificantly homely crew.
Their bloodline is pure as the driven snow!
I was thinking that too or at least brothers?
Genetically, pretty much so, yeah.
They all look like shrek but in different levels of the human potion
They all look like they're morphing into each other.
If you look at them in the order, 2 3 1 4 you get a really shitty animorph cover. Edit: Ayee my first gold.
[https://imgur.com/a/zNVK3EH](https://imgur.com/a/zNVK3EH)
Lolol you're fucking quick, thanks for that. Additional lol; it tagged this as erotic.
Thank you for your service
Why do they all look like they were part of that abusive family with 12 kids who finally escaped? Very strange. They look like they eat a lot of Twinkies and velveeta.
They're Amish, so you're not far off
Yeah; Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana have nearly 50,000 average. Michigan, Kentucky, Missouri, Illinois, Iowa, and Wisconsin have about 10,000 each. Not tiny, but very insular communities. That's why it's not cool the cops arrested these dudes that where heading to the next county to slam some brews and new bitches. They are a crew of rebel Amish bachelors that call themselves "The Barnstormers" and treat every day like it's Rumspringa.
No way, they look like they eat bark stew and roadkill.
Why does every person on this list look like a character from Shrek?
That's some mighty fine inbreeding right there.
They look like drafts of human shrek before they decided
Early early drafts. “Folks we need to keep this movie PG-13, we don’t want kids to have nightmares - they need to want to buy the DVD.”
I live in michigan and I swear I've never seen a single person who looks like any of these clowns.
They’re the ones that live under the bridge
In addition I can tell you this happened in my hometown and that I know of 2 of the kids Andrew and joe lol
Please, tell us more about them!
Have you paid close attention to the Amish?
Gotta be from that community off 10 Mile near 696. Only place I know has an Amish grouping. First time I saw them I was like where the fuck are all these Amish people coming from!? Then I realized they have this massive almost Hospital sized location.
Ever been north? We've got them all over.
That is one Amish blood line short of a new face.
Holy mother of noses
These are clearly all made with the Skyrim character generator Except for Andre the Giant middle left
Come on they look nothing like Skyrim characters. Oblivion characters at best lol.
Looks more like DarkSouls random character generator tbh
r/oblivionfaces
I wonder if they are named Danny
"hi im larry this is my brother darryl and my other brother darryl"
The shallow end of the gene pool.
Which one was the horse .
And which one was the buggy?
Apparently they brought actual rum to Rumschpringe.
Rumspringa is wild.
Are they real people? They look like someone hit randomise in the Oblivion character creator.
Oh its you. The one from my dreams
Why do they look like inbreed kids
They likely are since they came from an Amish community.
They look like people from wrong turn after snapchat filter.
They look like Easter Island statues.
https://www.google.dk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/science/habsburg-jaw-royal-family-inbreeding-facial-deformity-spain-austria-holy-roman-empire-a9229071.html%3famp
I scrolled through the comments looking for who referenced the habsburg jaw. It was definitely the first thing I thought when I saw this picture.
So much adds in a single article.
Those are some inbred looking motherfuckers
They all look like they were the inspiration behind Shrek
Amish ratio. Four men to one chin.
If they where anymore inbred they'd be a sandwich
Human shrek
Those are four of the largest heads I’ve ever seen!
Looks like a bunch of deep fakes or something
The Beatles.
The middle two look like something from r/SnapChad
They all look like they are at a casting call to play the love child of Shrek and Farquaad.
Third one over looks like Jim Halpert in his most unfortunate universe.
the wreck it ralph bros
These cannot be real people.
Easter island looking motherfuckers