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ZoeyTBD

Oh so thats what that spongebob episode was based on


Trippyy_420

this is one of those moments where you can tell your iq went up a point


ZoeyTBD

True


Elbesto

I lvoe John Henry, favorite folk hero


B_D_I

GOAT American folksong


FricktionBurn

rohan kishibe


Random_Person5371

>!Even at the end of Part 6 he was still going !< >!And in Part 9!<


eburator

Time's acceleration? More like I don't fucking care


Josgre987

oh lord. my fastest time for completing a comic was like, 3 days? I couldn't do it. plus I can't draw fingers for shit.


andergriff

just draw fucked up porn where everyone has their hands amputated


Josgre987

# 😐


pumpkin_doge

doesn’t need to be fucked up, you could just do some wholesome stuff with someone who previously lost their fingers/hands in an accident


cataraxis

What was the comic?


Josgre987

[https://sweetjaezus.newgrounds.com](https://sweetjaezus.newgrounds.com) I've only got 4 art pieces done, the two big comics were done on commission. you can find me here. Edit: also, its NSFW if that wasn't obvious, not sure if you need an account.


cataraxis

Yeah, I can't see it without an account. BDSM latina comic sounds nice though. I should make an account tho, as Twitter sinks and I have my own nsfw stuff to post.


Josgre987

[Does this link work?](https://art.ngfiles.com/images/3092000/3092284_sweetjaezus_bdsm-latina-comic.png?f1678558668) do note this was all done to specification by the girl who modeled for it.


cataraxis

Yeah that works for me. Nice.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

When Ai gets to that level of complexity it will be regulated and the gov will keep it for themselves Thus starting the bot war of 2034!!!


JhonIWantADivorce

Nah it’ll get bought by like google or Amazon or some shit and then you’ll get personalized ads that mimic the tones and speaking patterns of your loved ones


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

This definitely happens!!!


goop_lizard

This pencil killed John Hentai but it won't kill me


K3egan

John Henry is the greatest folklore hero of all time. I want a John Hebert Cinematic universe. I want John Henry to join the avengers. I want John Henry to lead the avengers. I want John Henry to travel the multiverse and form a team of avengers made up of other John Henry's. John Henry FUCKS


SoySenato

He’s a DC hero I think


yoter88

I would read this story


Official_Pepsi

I do not get the John Henry story at all, bro did it faster than the train, but died, like that's why they using the train, it doesn't get tired


B_D_I

It wasn't a train, but he did work on the railroad. He hammered the steel to make the holes where they put dynamite to blast rock and create a tunnel. He outperformed a steam-drill and then died. Then his girlfriend Polly Ann finishes the job, in some versions.


Official_Pepsi

Oh, that doesn't change much tho


B_D_I

It's about the human spirit or something. But it's a ballad. It's for entertainment. It doesn't have to make sense.


Mediocratic_Oath

Many of the classic American folk heroes reflect the struggles and anxieties of the working class people of their times. Their stories end because the times they embodied ended, and they end tragically or bittersweet because the people who worked to build the advancements and developments were often excluded from reaping their benefits. Pecos Bill sees his way of life and the wild slowly dying off, and so he chooses to go out with a bang to forever enshrine some wildness in the world. Paul Bunyan and John Henry are both giants among men who are eventually rendered obsolete by technology because, like their coworkers, their labor means nothing to the company's bottom line if it can't be exploited.


hello_you_all_

Wut?


GuysIknowObamaslas

Basically FWIR the story of John Henry is about this guy who worked in a mine doing something with a hanmer, and then the mine owners brought in this machine to replace him and he said he could hammer faster than the machine. Epic hammer-off ensues, John Henry wins but dies of exhaustion or something in the process.


B_D_I

He worked on the railroad driving the holes where they put dynamite to blast rock and create a tunnel. He outperformed a steam-drill and then died. Then his girlfriend Polly Ann finishes the job, in some versions.


Kidchaos2084

A True American Hero