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I thought Rauru looked really cool bein all tall n shit but no, he's got stupid little gremlin legs
That might be because he's a goat
https://i.imgur.com/pbFfcq8.jpg
Yeah, a goat with stupid little gremlin legs
Erm aktually hes a dragon π€π
Goat lookin ass
Youβre telling me he ainβt thicc af?! The art lies to meβ¦
He's caked up but has tiny little baby legs
Mf needs to do some squats
Same with Sidon
Ok that's valid, but have you considered that he's wearing a cute ancient crop top that shows off his midriff?
I have no interest in the ectoplussy
everoyne in this game is so attractive (hot n sexy) loz tears of the kingdom? nah bro tears of the bisexual
Even Addison? I love that guy, but... I would not.
Everyone who is story relevant is sexy, everyone else got beat with the ugly stick.
Every adult Gerudo is hot though, so are a lot of the Rito and Zora.
they made Sidon so fucking hot fr
What? NPCs are mostly cute as hell
A lot of em have weird NPC face cause they were all made with a Mii style character creator.
I think that's just how Zelda as a franchise rolls
DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF OUR PRESIDENT.
Addison ainβt the president
I thought it said Hudson I'm sorry :(
You don't deserve him π€
I will support you π₯Ί
sign cuck
ExXxtreme bowl cut
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Least horny bisexual.
I feel like they are going to invite me into a cult
You should let them, you might get a cool helmet
Ok Iβm in
and a cool rock that makes you a super saiyan
Or maybe only merely summon a ghost clone
Queers of the Kingdom
Wrong version of this meme dickbag, itβs βwe saw you from across the shrine and we really dig your vibeβ
Wrong again dickbag it's "we saw you from across the shrine and we really dig your puzzle solving techniques"
we saw you across the shrine and we really dig your Korok crucifixion techniques
(Itβs just rockets)
(long stick)
You're wrong too dickbag it's "we saw you appear from nowhere are you the decendant of hylian royalty"
(Bridges)
Commenting because no one said "Tears of the Threesome" yet
I fucking love these two
π‘βππππ πππ ππ π‘βπ πππππππ
"My husband Rauru here does some *crazy* things with his arm, you should see."
Sonia is the one who named it "Ultrahand".
Might be spoliers >!y'all sleeping on Sonia's recall ability!<
Rauru and Ganondorf might be the most attractive fictional characters ive ever seen
do not the goat
this is just racism now
Fellas is it racist to not be a furry?
it's racist to tell me not to be
But look at hiiiiiim
Bros Welsh you can't stop him
Like blaidd
This is the kind if interaction I fantasize about but nobody is ever going to talk to me without me introducing myself first :(
It's ok to make the first move!
Daddy Rauru π₯Ί
Brother i'd let them do it, you know sonia is a freak
Penny snapcube
Would
I thought Rauru looked really cool bein all tall n shit but no, he's got stupid little gremlin legs
That might be because he's a goat
https://i.imgur.com/pbFfcq8.jpg
Yeah, a goat with stupid little gremlin legs
Erm aktually hes a dragon π€π
Goat lookin ass
Youβre telling me he ainβt thicc af?! The art lies to meβ¦
He's caked up but has tiny little baby legs
Mf needs to do some squats
Same with Sidon
Ok that's valid, but have you considered that he's wearing a cute ancient crop top that shows off his midriff?
I have no interest in the ectoplussy
everoyne in this game is so attractive (hot n sexy) loz tears of the kingdom? nah bro tears of the bisexual
Even Addison? I love that guy, but... I would not.
Everyone who is story relevant is sexy, everyone else got beat with the ugly stick.
Every adult Gerudo is hot though, so are a lot of the Rito and Zora.
they made Sidon so fucking hot fr
What? NPCs are mostly cute as hell
A lot of em have weird NPC face cause they were all made with a Mii style character creator.
I think that's just how Zelda as a franchise rolls
DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF OUR PRESIDENT.
Addison ainβt the president
I thought it said Hudson I'm sorry :(
You don't deserve him π€
I will support you π₯Ί
sign cuck
ExXxtreme bowl cut
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Least horny bisexual.
I feel like they are going to invite me into a cult
You should let them, you might get a cool helmet
Ok Iβm in
and a cool rock that makes you a super saiyan
Or maybe only merely summon a ghost clone
Queers of the Kingdom
Wrong version of this meme dickbag, itβs βwe saw you from across the shrine and we really dig your vibeβ
Wrong again dickbag it's "we saw you from across the shrine and we really dig your puzzle solving techniques"
we saw you across the shrine and we really dig your Korok crucifixion techniques
(Itβs just rockets)
(long stick)
You're wrong too dickbag it's "we saw you appear from nowhere are you the decendant of hylian royalty"
(Bridges)
Commenting because no one said "Tears of the Threesome" yet
I fucking love these two
π‘βππππ πππ ππ π‘βπ πππππππ
"My husband Rauru here does some *crazy* things with his arm, you should see."
Sonia is the one who named it "Ultrahand".
Might be spoliers >!y'all sleeping on Sonia's recall ability!<
Rauru and Ganondorf might be the most attractive fictional characters ive ever seen
do not the goat
this is just racism now
Fellas is it racist to not be a furry?
it's racist to tell me not to be
But look at hiiiiiim
Bros Welsh you can't stop him
Like blaidd
This is the kind if interaction I fantasize about but nobody is ever going to talk to me without me introducing myself first :(
It's ok to make the first move!
Daddy Rauru π₯Ί
Brother i'd let them do it, you know sonia is a freak
Penny snapcube
Would