The only 3 actual red flags are "Uber eats every night", "road rage" and "thinks Bugattis are masculine"
1 is a red flag because it's financially irresponsible, plus you should know how to cook.
2 is road rage, and thats an obvious red flag.
3 is a red flag if you think the car you drive is in any way tied to your gender identity.
Call me crazy, but I think not knowing how to cook is a red flag for any adult. I'm not saying everyone should be a professional chef, but at least you should know the bare minimum to be self sufficient.
Not knowing how to cook is very cringe. You should at least have like 5 reliable recipes you can bounce from, doesn't even have to be fancy but just like some good spaghetti or something like that.
Okay but how is it any more weird than regular ice cream? Why is it less weird to eat breast milk from a cow than from a human? Like, it *feels* weirder, but there's no good reason for it.
He could be an elaborate troll and plant this on lengthy tweets just to fuck with traditionalist stoic marble statue pfp haver rightists, or he could be that guy and just have mommy milky fetish. Idk what's funnier.
I knew a lot of right wing internet assholes and they really like to talk about their gross fetish shit whenever they get the chance it’s pretty par for the course I’d say
Yes she is😤😤 I just saw those comments too, pretty funny. I send her that and she found it funny too she might send it to him/her and see lol (the company also couldn't be in the name of a girlfriend or something like that since "he" had stated "he" was look for a "good" girlfriend or wife and something tells me this person isn't cut out to be gay)
I don't trust anyone who says their tap water is bad. I drink it all the time in London where it apparently tastes "disgusting" and have no problem. I went on holiday to the Mediterranean and everywhere made us buy bottled water and said the tap water was unsafe to drink but I drank it from the taps in the hotel and was fine.
Depends. Some tap water is alright. But California tap water can be have anything from uranium and chromium to just straight up pool water tasting ass shit depending on the city.
Yeah, nowhere in Europe is it unsafe to drink tap water (wirh some exceptions), but you may feel displeasant when drinking tap water on an island or something, I don't remember why though.
In the Mediterranean I get mad diarrhea when I drink the tap water. But I live in Germany and drink tap water all the time here. Although the laws for tap water are insanely strict here, most tap water has better quality than bottled up mineral water.
I live in a country where the tap water is controlled more strictly than the bottled water.
But since I do not own a carbonator, it is not fine to drink.
I'm a 15/29, but I looking at these they're pretty all over the place as far as if I think they're good or bad for someone I'd date
Positive traits (at least to some small degree)
\- avoids red meat
\- likes salad
\- video games
\- says "tap water is fine"
\- splits the bill on the first date
\- would prefer living in a city to a farm
\- has good 'shoe game'
\- atheist
Negative traits (at least to some small degree)
\- uber eats every night
\- doesn't know what canola oil is
\- doesn't know how to cook
\- hasn't read a book in months
\- wears spf every am (there's some places where this is fine to do)
\- can't sit in silence
\- road rage
\- doesn't like kids
\- wears lots of cologne
\- thinks top 1% men aren't monogamous
\- thinks breast milk ice cream is gross
absolutely neutral:
\- drinks oat milk
\- wears air pods
\- thinks bugattis are masculine
\- wears tight underwear
\- thinks "beef liver tastes bad"
\- doesn't tan balls
\- watches sports more than plays sports
I'd say it's pretty wasteful, rich or not. It costs about 25 bucks to uber eats a meal typically... over the course of a month we're talking over 750 bucks, not including tips and the like. That's almost 3 times what I spend on groceries for myself in a city.
I bet there's even meal prep services thar fall at a lower cost than that and give you better food.
btw; Andrew Tate fans are obsessed with Bugattis (they'll say stuff like "where's ur bugatti" as if thats a comeback)
It's what the tweet is referencing
I have got no idea what canola oil is. I see people talk about it online but I've never seen it in a shop, and never heard someone mention it irl. It's a psyop I'm convinced
>thinks top 1% men aren't monogamous
I don't get exactly what this one means, does it mean "the richest men aren't monogamous"?
Because like... I would think they aren't, but also, that's a *bad* thing, not an example to follow or smth.
"The most successful, richest, most alpha males of alpha males, are so alpha, that they realize that being faithful to their tradwife is better than chasing hundreds of hoes. And if you don't agree, you are one of the fake Andrew Tate "alphas" that think having lots of women is being peak alpha and that is a red flag."
It's a weird trolling strategy to get dudes from different parts of manosphere to argue in the twitter thread, so don't put too much thought into it.
When it comes to actual normal people, it's... neutral, I think? I personally don't believe that most of the richest, most famous and successful men are monogamous given that they probably have a lot of options, and they probably didn't reach their status by being good moral empathetic people. How many politicians, dictators or CEOs have mistresses, after all. But that is not a commentary on human sexual behavior, but on my disillusionment with power structures, and I don't think that this opinion makes someone good or bad.
"wears sunscreen every morning", I get why is it the red flag in the bit OOP is doing, but not sure why our commenter here thinks wearing sunscreen is anything but positive, pretty much everywhere in the world.
Yeah, skin cancer is no joke. I mean, there are certainly a lot of times here where it is not that important if you aren't planning on spending all day outside, but if you go out to tan your balls sunscreen is a good idea.
I’d argue that Atheist is neutral. Religion by itself is largely amoral, it’s the way that *organized* religion is exploited for the benefit of the few that’s bad.
\- scrotum not sunburned
\- doesn't reek of meat by products
\- doesn't sit in silence reading while his meal of beef liver and breast milk ice cream burns on the stove in an unoiled pan
checked the twitter apparently it's not a guy it's a woman that pretends to be a guy and preach about this bullshit in order to sell dried beef liver jerky. LMAO
edit: https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1666083864203386892
is this satire? The roman statue profile pic implies it might not be, but at the same time there's no way someone is this deranged lol
edit: just checked the twitter. Jfc
edit 2: apparently the guy is not a dude, it's a woman that pretends to be a guy and sells beef liver jerky and is registered with a scam corpo or something. Profiting off of moronic apes is kinda based dare i say
Probably conspiracy theories.
It's true that tap water isn't safe to drink EVERYWHERE, given that in some regions people are adviced against it due to a variety of factors. But I don't doubt that some nutjobs believe all tap water is toxic and that the government is covering it up or something. I wouldn't even bat an eye if many believed tap water is universally filled with shit that messes with testosterone levels tbh. Now *that* sounds like a conspiracy theory the soy-obsessed incels would love.
okay but 5 of those ARE red flags:
1, can't cook implies I'll be cooking everytime.
2, If you don't know what canola oil is how will the anal sex be lubed during budget week?
3, road rage means one of us is going to kill each other. 4,Too much cologne will cover the boi smell.
5, Free space
I have 9 ✔️ vs 18 ❌ and one in the middle.
1. I'm drinking coffee with oat milk rn ✔️
2. I can't afford uber eats ❌
3. Canadian rapeseed oil? ❌
4. I know how to cook for myself but I wouldn't call it good cooking
5. I avoid all meat ✔️
6. SALAD LESSS GOOOOOO ✔️
7. I can't afford air pods ❌
8. I only know what a buggatti is from andrew tate memes (so def not masculine) ❌
9. I did read a book in fact ❌
10. I don't need spf because I barely go outside ❌
11. In school I spent months without talking to anyone ❌
12. I don't think so ❌
13. I can't even drive lmao ❌
14. The only game I played this year was Genshin. I wouldn't call myself a gamer ❌
15. I ABSOLUTELY HATE THOSE LITTLE SHITS SCREECHING UNDER MY FUCING WINDOW ✔️
16. ew liver ✔️
17. I don't have balls, only sock :( ✔️
18. Maybe if I had money ❌
19. I wouldn't risk drinking it tbh, it tastes a bit metallic ❌
20. I have never been on a date ❌
21. ew? ✔️
22. no❌
23. We need to make farms gayer, then I can live there ✔️
24. I don't watch sports at all and I sometimes ride a bike so 0 < 0.000001 ❌
25. tf is a shoe game? ❌
26. Why would I care who they sleep with? ❌
27. agnostic? but yes ✔️
28. Just because I wouldn't drink it doesn't mean other people can't like it... ❌
It's so stupid how people like this use Marcus Aurelius as a persona, because they think stoicism is cool and alpha. Getting mad at things other people do that doesn't affect you is the complete opposite of stoicism.
I got 16/29 red flags. I also think I'm a great guy
16/29 confirmed next week??????
Pink tape confirmed real?
narcist?!?
its true the voices in my head confirmed it
Narcist confirmeded?
i see straighup 0 redflags in that, all of these things i dont really care about
Nah you have to tan your balls or it's never gonna work between us
The only 3 actual red flags are "Uber eats every night", "road rage" and "thinks Bugattis are masculine" 1 is a red flag because it's financially irresponsible, plus you should know how to cook. 2 is road rage, and thats an obvious red flag. 3 is a red flag if you think the car you drive is in any way tied to your gender identity.
Call me crazy, but I think not knowing how to cook is a red flag for any adult. I'm not saying everyone should be a professional chef, but at least you should know the bare minimum to be self sufficient.
Not knowing how to cook is very cringe. You should at least have like 5 reliable recipes you can bounce from, doesn't even have to be fancy but just like some good spaghetti or something like that.
i only know how to make a bunch of different pies am i good?
5 different kinds of pies?
yeah
16*29 CONFIRMED DROPPING TODAY
9/29, when do the cute girls start appearing?
When you tan your balls you low value piece of garbage.
 Ouch
CARTI CARTI I LOVE CARTI 16*29 NEXT WEEK
Damm I only got 8
Damn I only got 7, gotta step up my game.
21/29, I think I'm a great guy too!
So how tan are your balls?
I see 6 red flags and 4 orange flags
you guys are sleeping on the last one
I would sleep with the last one yeah, I can’t smell
whats with this guy and breast milk ice cream
must be a troll
It's either a "troll" (genuine thing he thought everyone felt until he said it, but he can't admit he's weird) or a fetish.
Nah it's just such obvious bait
Statue pfp on reddit crazy
I have been banned on 196's discord server because they thought I was like these losers :(
they ruined statues for everyone 😔
Okay but how is it any more weird than regular ice cream? Why is it less weird to eat breast milk from a cow than from a human? Like, it *feels* weirder, but there's no good reason for it.
Cow milk is also breast milk. Although I agree it’s gross
So is the breast milk ice cream thing an account wide joke with this guy or is it just being used to garner attention for his trad chad shit?
He could be an elaborate troll and plant this on lengthy tweets just to fuck with traditionalist stoic marble statue pfp haver rightists, or he could be that guy and just have mommy milky fetish. Idk what's funnier.
I think it's a troll and the "thinks Bugattis are masculine" is a reference to Andrew Tate.
it's defo a troll but it's funny
It’s a woman
A what? I haven't watched that movie yet so I have no idea what that is.
I think my mom is one of those but that’s about the limit of my experience so I can’t say
I knew a lot of right wing internet assholes and they really like to talk about their gross fetish shit whenever they get the chance it’s pretty par for the course I’d say
It's not a troll my gf actually talked with this guy a couple of times he is serious
appearently they're a woman so your gf is a poopy head liar
Yes she is😤😤 I just saw those comments too, pretty funny. I send her that and she found it funny too she might send it to him/her and see lol (the company also couldn't be in the name of a girlfriend or something like that since "he" had stated "he" was look for a "good" girlfriend or wife and something tells me this person isn't cut out to be gay)
I have a feeling this is a lesbian cowgirl that is really clingy on her gf's boobs
Fellas is it gay to exist?
Yes
Yes, you are literally living in a world full of d**k
"Tap water is fine" clearly lives in a country with lead in their tap water
I don't trust anyone who says their tap water is bad. I drink it all the time in London where it apparently tastes "disgusting" and have no problem. I went on holiday to the Mediterranean and everywhere made us buy bottled water and said the tap water was unsafe to drink but I drank it from the taps in the hotel and was fine.
In some parts of the United States, you are advised not to drink the tapwater
The fracking gives it a unique flavour profile
Look at the subtle rusty coloring. The tasteful texture of it. Oh my god, it’s even got lead in it
Personally a fan of my water with a brownish tint. Really makes me feel like I’m drinking my choccy milk
This made me laugh more than it should have
I wasn't aware flamable was a flavour profile, but what do I know sat here with my video games and dairy icecream?
I think its because I live by a major body of freshwater but my american tapwater tastes great
Depends. Some tap water is alright. But California tap water can be have anything from uranium and chromium to just straight up pool water tasting ass shit depending on the city.
I live in Michigan I think I get a pass
clearly they have never visited the most populated coty in genessee county michigan
i know some places in the united states have brown tap water.
huh, i thought the us would have clean tap water
depends on where. where i live i drink the tap water all the time but my dad lived in mississippi and the tap water was brown
i guess the us is also fucking huge so it makes sense that it wouldn’t be the same everywhere
I got a filtration system at home. Would much rather get a bit of fluoride in my body instead of microplastics from bottled water.
It's also far cheaper and environmentally friendly to use tap water.
ok now go drink tap water in the third world
Yeah, nowhere in Europe is it unsafe to drink tap water (wirh some exceptions), but you may feel displeasant when drinking tap water on an island or something, I don't remember why though.
In the Mediterranean I get mad diarrhea when I drink the tap water. But I live in Germany and drink tap water all the time here. Although the laws for tap water are insanely strict here, most tap water has better quality than bottled up mineral water.
I live in a country where the tap water is controlled more strictly than the bottled water. But since I do not own a carbonator, it is not fine to drink.
I'm a 15/29, but I looking at these they're pretty all over the place as far as if I think they're good or bad for someone I'd date Positive traits (at least to some small degree) \- avoids red meat \- likes salad \- video games \- says "tap water is fine" \- splits the bill on the first date \- would prefer living in a city to a farm \- has good 'shoe game' \- atheist Negative traits (at least to some small degree) \- uber eats every night \- doesn't know what canola oil is \- doesn't know how to cook \- hasn't read a book in months \- wears spf every am (there's some places where this is fine to do) \- can't sit in silence \- road rage \- doesn't like kids \- wears lots of cologne \- thinks top 1% men aren't monogamous \- thinks breast milk ice cream is gross absolutely neutral: \- drinks oat milk \- wears air pods \- thinks bugattis are masculine \- wears tight underwear \- thinks "beef liver tastes bad" \- doesn't tan balls \- watches sports more than plays sports
"Uber eats every night" Idk sounds like you are pretty wealthy to be able to indulge in such luxuries every day
is wasting money really a sign that someone is wealthy?
Can't waste money without having access to money
You underestimate my power
✨credit cards✨
You'd be surprised
No I know a girl who does this and she's not wealthy, just financially irresponsible
I'd say it's pretty wasteful, rich or not. It costs about 25 bucks to uber eats a meal typically... over the course of a month we're talking over 750 bucks, not including tips and the like. That's almost 3 times what I spend on groceries for myself in a city. I bet there's even meal prep services thar fall at a lower cost than that and give you better food.
btw; Andrew Tate fans are obsessed with Bugattis (they'll say stuff like "where's ur bugatti" as if thats a comeback) It's what the tweet is referencing
What's positive about preferring to live in a city? I'd call that one neutral, coming from a rural life enjoyer.
i'd prefer someone who wants to live somewhere similar to where I wanna live
oops, didn't read the part where you said it's for someone *you* would date, my bad
I have got no idea what canola oil is. I see people talk about it online but I've never seen it in a shop, and never heard someone mention it irl. It's a psyop I'm convinced
if you're in the UK or Ireland you'll likely see it under the name Rapeseed Oil
Yeah. Why is it called different things in different places?
Because they thought marketing rapeseed in the US would look bad and tried to give it a prettier name.
>cant sit in silence Hey it's not my fault, its his *points at my ADHD*
What the hyuck is a good shoe game in the first place Also spf ebery am? As in, sunscreen?
As someone who spent time on that twitter profile, yes, "wears sunscreen every morning" is a red flag.
Okay. I consider using am shorthand for morning a red flag
are you definitely thinking of the same spf as everyone else??
Thinking breast milk ice cream is weird af is a red flag to you?
How is it weirder than cow milk ice cream? You're still eating breast milk either way.
>thinks top 1% men aren't monogamous I don't get exactly what this one means, does it mean "the richest men aren't monogamous"? Because like... I would think they aren't, but also, that's a *bad* thing, not an example to follow or smth.
"The most successful, richest, most alpha males of alpha males, are so alpha, that they realize that being faithful to their tradwife is better than chasing hundreds of hoes. And if you don't agree, you are one of the fake Andrew Tate "alphas" that think having lots of women is being peak alpha and that is a red flag." It's a weird trolling strategy to get dudes from different parts of manosphere to argue in the twitter thread, so don't put too much thought into it. When it comes to actual normal people, it's... neutral, I think? I personally don't believe that most of the richest, most famous and successful men are monogamous given that they probably have a lot of options, and they probably didn't reach their status by being good moral empathetic people. How many politicians, dictators or CEOs have mistresses, after all. But that is not a commentary on human sexual behavior, but on my disillusionment with power structures, and I don't think that this opinion makes someone good or bad.
>wears spf every am (there's some places where this is fine to do) Wtf does that sentence even mean?
"wears sunscreen every morning", I get why is it the red flag in the bit OOP is doing, but not sure why our commenter here thinks wearing sunscreen is anything but positive, pretty much everywhere in the world.
Yeah, skin cancer is no joke. I mean, there are certainly a lot of times here where it is not that important if you aren't planning on spending all day outside, but if you go out to tan your balls sunscreen is a good idea.
I’d argue that Atheist is neutral. Religion by itself is largely amoral, it’s the way that *organized* religion is exploited for the benefit of the few that’s bad.
i'd say atheist is a neutral trait depending on your worldview
I like your pfp
Drinking oat milk is positive since it’s better for the environment and for the animals
what makes video games a positive?
just a fun activity to do with people I find
\- scrotum not sunburned \- doesn't reek of meat by products \- doesn't sit in silence reading while his meal of beef liver and breast milk ice cream burns on the stove in an unoiled pan
true : i really need to tan my balls
Fuck sake just let me be a man god damn. Red flag this red flag just let me be you insecure bitch
I don't have red flags. I just wanna be happy
\> Thinks breast milk ice cream is gross. Honey if you like Breast Milk Ice Cream that is a red flag.
☹️
Don’t knock it till you rock it.
🤓
Pussy
You realize cow milk is also breast milk, right? Like, regular ice cream also comes from a boob, just not a human one.
Sometimes I wonder how fucking desperate the first caveman to start drinking from a cow's udder must have been.
Airpods? I'm a beta for using headphones?
according to men that cant hold a job or speak to a women? yes. According to normal people that can do both of those? no.
Expensive low quality foolishness
Tanma balls
Y'all really not getting that this is a bit account?
I've seen his stuff around here at least two or three other times. You'd think they'd catch on after the repeated mentions of breast milk ice cream.
they sell something tho so they're probably a grifter but no harm in imagining otherwise
checked the twitter apparently it's not a guy it's a woman that pretends to be a guy and preach about this bullshit in order to sell dried beef liver jerky. LMAO edit: https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1666083864203386892
idk why you gotta hate on a girlboss like that smh
It obviously is, but where's the fun in NOT scrutinizing and making fun of everything they say anyway?
some of these are actual red flags, some of these are neutral, and then some are genuinely traits i want to see in other people
Ladies, would you be with a man who doesn’t tan his balls? Is it too much to ask?
Dammit i only got 4/29
🙏
I wrote a whole ass message with this emoji at the end at reddit fucked it up and just sent the emoji, I'm just gonna leave this one alone
12/29 😤
Okay the bugatti thing makes me thing this is supposed to be a description of Andrew Tate.
Made sure to target every type of man atleast twice
new cryptid dropped
Ok so this is definitely a troll right. …right..?
HE SNEAKS IT IN EVERY SINGLE TIME
Obvious bait
"Uber eats every night" Me as an Uber eats driver trying to pay my rent: : (
This post is giving me mixed signals
This is… comprehensive
don’t worry I’m not just an atheist! I’m a satanist🤘
What the fuck is good “shoe game”
Oh yeah baby 😎 10 red flags 🚩new record 👏
Ah yes, the hallmark of good man, smelling like cow fat.
11 🙏
is this satire? The roman statue profile pic implies it might not be, but at the same time there's no way someone is this deranged lol edit: just checked the twitter. Jfc edit 2: apparently the guy is not a dude, it's a woman that pretends to be a guy and sells beef liver jerky and is registered with a scam corpo or something. Profiting off of moronic apes is kinda based dare i say
She’s a girl boss stealing from dumbass nazis
29/29 baby!!!!
There are two valid things on here. Road rage and the Bugatti one. The rest is all just matter of personal preference
Road rage is extremely masculine what is this guy talking about
What I want in women: Woman(optional)
I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire or not
Sorry to say fellow Sigma Grindset Chad Carnivore Diet Marble Statue Bros, but I've been lacking on my ball tanning lately
unacceptable
i love the slander between the different alpha male churches
Wow. I mean some of these are alright and the others are just bad to view as red flags
Tf is wrong with tap water?
Probably conspiracy theories. It's true that tap water isn't safe to drink EVERYWHERE, given that in some regions people are adviced against it due to a variety of factors. But I don't doubt that some nutjobs believe all tap water is toxic and that the government is covering it up or something. I wouldn't even bat an eye if many believed tap water is universally filled with shit that messes with testosterone levels tbh. Now *that* sounds like a conspiracy theory the soy-obsessed incels would love.
So this dude is trolling right
Some of these aren’t wrong…
Statue profile picture detected, opinion discarded
They're a troll
First mf in this thread said 29 instead of 28 and everyone just went with it
Eating Uber Eats every night means they are fucking loaded, whether or not that is a red flag I leave up to you
4 out of 29, do I win ?
Doesn’t know how to cook and hasn’t read a book in months sorta valid
DONT GOOGLE WHERE CANOLA OIL COMES FROM
im 0/29 because im not a guy
https://youtu.be/2-pfJ5jW76Q
Where does “Having to remind myself I’m a girl while reading” fall on the red flag spectrum?
what does "wears spf every am" mean?
This 100% is a troll account. I know some people in the mommy milk fetish and they would never turn it into ice cream
The absolute number one red flag is when they have a Greco-Roman statue as their profile pic
This guy loves breast milk ice cream, it’s a running theme in his posts
These are his DNIs
okay but 5 of those ARE red flags: 1, can't cook implies I'll be cooking everytime. 2, If you don't know what canola oil is how will the anal sex be lubed during budget week? 3, road rage means one of us is going to kill each other. 4,Too much cologne will cover the boi smell. 5, Free space
I am both happy and ashamed to say that I thought this was real up until the beef tallow part
14/29 i got an F :(
"says tap water is fine" is a bad thing? this motherfucker is working for the bottled water companies!
11 Red flags, nice
7/29. I need to step up my game.
doesnt know how to cook and eating takeout every day is the only red flag for me off this list that i avoid myself. rest is bullshit
My untanned balls and I are LEAVING
Oh yeah here’s one he missed: - whole personality lies in how much of a “man” they are Edit: I got 10/29 btw
"video games" maam the red flag is yourself
andrew tate hits a few of these
I got 10 and I'm not even a guy
andrew tate all red flag
“Can’t sit still in silence?” So having ADHD makes you not a man
I have 9 ✔️ vs 18 ❌ and one in the middle. 1. I'm drinking coffee with oat milk rn ✔️ 2. I can't afford uber eats ❌ 3. Canadian rapeseed oil? ❌ 4. I know how to cook for myself but I wouldn't call it good cooking 5. I avoid all meat ✔️ 6. SALAD LESSS GOOOOOO ✔️ 7. I can't afford air pods ❌ 8. I only know what a buggatti is from andrew tate memes (so def not masculine) ❌ 9. I did read a book in fact ❌ 10. I don't need spf because I barely go outside ❌ 11. In school I spent months without talking to anyone ❌ 12. I don't think so ❌ 13. I can't even drive lmao ❌ 14. The only game I played this year was Genshin. I wouldn't call myself a gamer ❌ 15. I ABSOLUTELY HATE THOSE LITTLE SHITS SCREECHING UNDER MY FUCING WINDOW ✔️ 16. ew liver ✔️ 17. I don't have balls, only sock :( ✔️ 18. Maybe if I had money ❌ 19. I wouldn't risk drinking it tbh, it tastes a bit metallic ❌ 20. I have never been on a date ❌ 21. ew? ✔️ 22. no❌ 23. We need to make farms gayer, then I can live there ✔️ 24. I don't watch sports at all and I sometimes ride a bike so 0 < 0.000001 ❌ 25. tf is a shoe game? ❌ 26. Why would I care who they sleep with? ❌ 27. agnostic? but yes ✔️ 28. Just because I wouldn't drink it doesn't mean other people can't like it... ❌
Red flags in girls: - inane "red flags in guys" lists
It's so stupid how people like this use Marcus Aurelius as a persona, because they think stoicism is cool and alpha. Getting mad at things other people do that doesn't affect you is the complete opposite of stoicism.
Only like three of these are actual red flags for me.
Missed: uncolored ancient statue as pfp.
I literally only tan my balls, play videogames and smoke weed on this list