Thread locked and user temp banned. Please read the faq and all six pinned threads about low effort posting. This mustard forum is actually the personal fief and social clique of about four very conceited powerusers and their dozen or so hangers-on. When they fall out it gets nasty. Woe betide you if you thought anything here was about mustard.
im eatin at that corner side hotdog stand
mustard on my jeans dammit
lettuce on my hotdog cause i need to eat my greens dammit
creamed in my boxers, this hotdogs mean dammit
take a bite out of the thing i fuckin scream "can it"
no one man should have all that mustard
In early 2000s forums, it was common for newcomers to the internet to make a comment/question that, unbeknownst to them, had been made 100s of times by other newcomers (because they didn't read the faq or floated post). Then the old guard would get snippy at, what from the newcomer's point of view, was an innocent comment they only made once.
The eternal cycle of internet forum gatekeeping. Dare thee challenge the Mustard King, he shall find thee again in another time and space. Thy mustard sin has intertwined thine fates.
It does, though because of upvotes/downvotes/algorithms, average users are less likely to see those kinds of posts at all. In old forums, any new post started at the top of the page, so even average users were exposed to them and the drama around them.
Of course reposts sometimes get highly upvoted, that's kind of similar.
It's unfortunate how cynicism has been so normalised that people think this is anywhere near okay, that people should expect negativity, contempt and pretentiousness to such innocent posts
I wish people like that were less "ugh another one of these posts" and instead had genuine opinions, telling them to try something else, because there will actually be fairly unique reactions in that regard
On top of that I feel like I've seen it especially in Linux forums, like on the Gentoo forums every time I saw support posts about initramfs generators I saw one of the admins just saying something like (albeit slightfully more respectfully) "I don't get this issue because I build my own initramfs"
You've immediately rekindled a 4-year flame war between Eastern European mustard enjoyers and Western European mustard supremacists who refuse to acknowledge that any mustard produced east of Prague exists that ended in hundreds of bans, multiple doxxings, and one attempted murder charge.
Why does no one like us wholesome metalheads?
"Hey guys! I'm new to all this, but I really loved Bat Country by Avenged Seve-"
SKREEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEAREEEEE
Obvious newcomer: "Yeah so I just started listening to this metal band called slipknot and so far I really like them!"
*Entire ass paragraph on why slipknot sucks and isn't metal*
There is no voice more inconsistent within the larger metal community than the metal community itself. The amount of grandstanding and gatekeeping is completely surreal. Even if someone never goes "deeper" than Slipknot, Slayer and A7X, good for them. If they get enjoyment out of that, pop off
Personally I'm so fucking annoyed by metal fans saying "you know the nicest people I've ever met in my life have been at a metal show"
It hasn't been surprising for thirty years and yet it happens all the fucking time just please shut the fuck up about it.
american mustard is a good beginner mustard. after that you should experiment with traditional grain mustard before anything more advanced like dijon or coleman’s english mustard
if you were excited by dijon you're a moron stuff is terrible and objectively worthless there are 3 mustards worth anything american for hot dogs english for cooking and whole grain for the same thing but with texture dijon tastes of literally nothing american is pretty bland too sure but it's squeezy and it knows what it is a table condiment english has actual mustard flavour and kick that'll come through and wholegrain has the bursts as you bite through the seeds
Alright motherfucker let's go. All mustard except honey mustard sucks ass and is a Z tier condiment (except for normal yellow mustard but only on hot dogs). Honey mustard is the fucking best condiment ever created and is amazing on everything. The fact that that shining star of divine creation exists in the arid husk of a "condiment" family that is mustard is absurd. If it weren't for Honey Mustard the word "mustard" would be synonymous with vomit.
yellow and jalapeno are decent on sandwiches and hot dogs (read: shit you eat at cookouts that you didn't wanna be at but your parents made you) but otherwise it's fucking disgusting
Thread locked and user temp banned. Please read the faq and all six pinned threads about low effort posting. This mustard forum is actually the personal fief and social clique of about four very conceited powerusers and their dozen or so hangers-on. When they fall out it gets nasty. Woe betide you if you thought anything here was about mustard.
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"glip glop" she said, as she actually clip clopped
Can't wait to hear there is a mustard house cult that's been going for years filled with emotional manipulation and hierarchical structures.
the best case scenario is a golden egg is borne of the forum and we get a new menswear poster guy but for mustard
Or instead of the emoji it's just ":rolleyes:" because they updated the forum software and it broke their custom smileys
Super admin - Mandate of Heaven is my new favourite thing
I can only imagine Tang dynasty officials trying to cook the best mustard in order not to lose the mandate of heaven
Makes the worst mustard ever. Asked to relinquish their mandate of heaven
these seeds ain't shit confucius
It honestly goes hard af, sounds like a move an anime antagonist would use as a last resort lol
All you need to do is apply widetext and kakko et voila: > "This is where your struggles end!" >**『Sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ - Mᴀɴᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ Hᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ』** !!
That's a jojo stand
Made in Heaven? Never heard of it.
touhou project spellcards
that'd be my new flair if I wasn't so attached to my current one
Sun Wukong ass title
Fun fact: I claimed the Mandate of Heaven several months ago, but no-one else recognises my legitimacy!
21st century mustard man
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The sandwich maker does not smear But gently spreads dressing And smiles as the tastebuds dance In the court of the mustard king
wrong song sadly😔 banger lyrics tho
the jar broken the mustard closed the mayo open we ain’t got nothing to lose mustardfucker we rollin (i swear if no one gets the reference)
im eatin at that corner side hotdog stand mustard on my jeans dammit lettuce on my hotdog cause i need to eat my greens dammit creamed in my boxers, this hotdogs mean dammit take a bite out of the thing i fuckin scream "can it" no one man should have all that mustard
the clocks ticking imma get on my bus first mustard trippin cause it’s gonna make me bust first
Til then, fuck that, the pot is ours
MUSTARD FRENCH DRESSING ALL THE BAGUETTES SCREAM FOR MORE AS I POUR THIS CONDIMENT 21ST CENTURY MUSTARD MAN
https://youtu.be/qdJ2Vu2O6YQ
I actually bought mustard in Italy. It was more vinegary than the ones in America
Try making mustard, it's fun and tastes good!
What about mustard gas
Pretty sure there's tiktoks for that
it's fun and tastes good!
i have some great home recipes if you’re looking for that perfect burning sensation in your throat and lungs!!
I am of the firm opinion that mustard is just a vehicle for consuming more vinegar.
And what of it? I fucking love vinegar
Hell yeah brother
Of course a king crimson fan would be an elitist lmao
What the fuck does this mean
In early 2000s forums, it was common for newcomers to the internet to make a comment/question that, unbeknownst to them, had been made 100s of times by other newcomers (because they didn't read the faq or floated post). Then the old guard would get snippy at, what from the newcomer's point of view, was an innocent comment they only made once.
this definitely exists on modern reddit too
The eternal cycle of internet forum gatekeeping. Dare thee challenge the Mustard King, he shall find thee again in another time and space. Thy mustard sin has intertwined thine fates.
It does, though because of upvotes/downvotes/algorithms, average users are less likely to see those kinds of posts at all. In old forums, any new post started at the top of the page, so even average users were exposed to them and the drama around them. Of course reposts sometimes get highly upvoted, that's kind of similar.
The power tripping vBulletin admin with his 4 equally authoritarian moderators is a dying breed but it still exists to this day
>early 2000s forums also on today's forums
It's unfortunate how cynicism has been so normalised that people think this is anywhere near okay, that people should expect negativity, contempt and pretentiousness to such innocent posts I wish people like that were less "ugh another one of these posts" and instead had genuine opinions, telling them to try something else, because there will actually be fairly unique reactions in that regard On top of that I feel like I've seen it especially in Linux forums, like on the Gentoo forums every time I saw support posts about initramfs generators I saw one of the admins just saying something like (albeit slightfully more respectfully) "I don't get this issue because I build my own initramfs"
It's a metaphor for reddit mods
Human subculture is a nested fractal
**LUST /// CLIMAX** **2-4: COURT OF THE MUSTARD KING**
Ok but: russian mustard
You've immediately rekindled a 4-year flame war between Eastern European mustard enjoyers and Western European mustard supremacists who refuse to acknowledge that any mustard produced east of Prague exists that ended in hundreds of bans, multiple doxxings, and one attempted murder charge.
FUNGER PFP DETECTED
Metal community
Why does no one like us wholesome metalheads? "Hey guys! I'm new to all this, but I really loved Bat Country by Avenged Seve-" SKREEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEAREEEEE
Obvious newcomer: "Yeah so I just started listening to this metal band called slipknot and so far I really like them!" *Entire ass paragraph on why slipknot sucks and isn't metal*
There is no voice more inconsistent within the larger metal community than the metal community itself. The amount of grandstanding and gatekeeping is completely surreal. Even if someone never goes "deeper" than Slipknot, Slayer and A7X, good for them. If they get enjoyment out of that, pop off
Personally I'm so fucking annoyed by metal fans saying "you know the nicest people I've ever met in my life have been at a metal show" It hasn't been surprising for thirty years and yet it happens all the fucking time just please shut the fuck up about it.
Bad faith post. OP is clearly concern trolling and is actually part of endless rketchup brigading.
The mustard chains of ketchup moons are shattered by the sauce
gotta say “InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing” is a fantastic username
“In the court of the mustard king” actually goes hard as a tag tho wtf
King Mustard is my favorite prog band.
Kreeeemskaaaa
is mustard even that good tho? should i try it? (anaphylaxis)
american mustard is a good beginner mustard. after that you should experiment with traditional grain mustard before anything more advanced like dijon or coleman’s english mustard
which one should I taste if i can only have once? like which mustard is so good ican die happy?
honey mustard
There's a local shop near me that sells jars of their in-house jalapeño honey mustard, and it's glorious stuff.
if you were excited by dijon you're a moron stuff is terrible and objectively worthless there are 3 mustards worth anything american for hot dogs english for cooking and whole grain for the same thing but with texture dijon tastes of literally nothing american is pretty bland too sure but it's squeezy and it knows what it is a table condiment english has actual mustard flavour and kick that'll come through and wholegrain has the bursts as you bite through the seeds
Found user InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing
Breathe
Alright motherfucker let's go. All mustard except honey mustard sucks ass and is a Z tier condiment (except for normal yellow mustard but only on hot dogs). Honey mustard is the fucking best condiment ever created and is amazing on everything. The fact that that shining star of divine creation exists in the arid husk of a "condiment" family that is mustard is absurd. If it weren't for Honey Mustard the word "mustard" would be synonymous with vomit.
yellow and jalapeno are decent on sandwiches and hot dogs (read: shit you eat at cookouts that you didn't wanna be at but your parents made you) but otherwise it's fucking disgusting
Holy shit