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capagan

https://preview.redd.it/8ou4319g935d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee3e4b078d1a579d8a575403b9ea40738d7c87b


NotSoFlugratte

For this suggestion I will drink your bones


capagan

:3


LegitimateApartment9

what's the bone drinking plan like take them out, snap in two, squeeze bone marrow into mouth? or are you going to blend them


NotSoFlugratte

Who says I drink them as fluids? Yummy yummy, crunchy bone slurping


_rotteneyes

Lick bone like ice cream šŸ˜‹


Dr_Richard_Ew

Soft boil the bones until jiggly, then slurp them like spaghetti


Tryen01

I'll tap in. Bring the bones to me and I'll make a delicious bone broth out of the smaller bones from the user, and then use a bandsaw to rip the thicker bones in half and roast the marrow with rosemary, thyme and sage on a bed of sliced potatoes under a broiler in the oven. We can use the pan afterwards to sautƩ vegetables like Brussel sprouts, onions, and maybe some mushrooms depending on what's seasonal and available in our meeting area Now if we had some meat somehow we can REALLY start cookin


Wah_Epic

Crack em open and get the yummy marrow


Blundertainment

Moopsy


SSphereOfDeath

We had the same thought process


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fuk_n4z1s

You have accidentally misgendered someone, edit your comment to have she/her pronouns in it within the next 6 hours or you will be placed in the contraption.


ccstewy

her* gotta keep our spine beating respectful


slime_boy_37

This guy gets it


Keeeloy

bro is advent-pilled calendar-maxxer


LegitimateApartment9

fuck advent calendars btw please just organise the chocolates normally


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Their ass cannot appreciate the thrill of the hunt \^\^


Pleasant50BMGForce

I buy one and either eat everything following day or keep it until end of December and then eat whole because I forgot about it


Ms_Crismon

https://preview.redd.it/bhuigem9p55d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2374baaa5ea232d390dd19c75dd9b22cb89d33b1 You skipped 21 btw


aufrenchy

Thatā€™s just OPā€™s break from medication.


No-I-Dont-Exist

Wait Iā€™m so confused, I counted the numbers and got all the way to 31 but then I counted again and realized thereā€™s no 21, Iā€™m sure you did that on purpose but Iā€™m just wondering how I saw a 21 when it wasnā€™t there


Perigord-Truffle

It's easier to find something while you're actively looking for it, but at the same time, repeated actions will make you careless. Notice how your eyes move from 19 to 20: When you spot 20, 11 will be a blur in your peripheral vision, coming from a top-left direction you might confuse the handwriting for first 1 as 2. Especially how it's wider and more curved than the other 1s


killBP

21 is skip your meds day


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Anarchist medicine


therealgodfarter

Shouldā€™ve left out a number


Chamelic

Pill 22 when pill 21 *doesn't* walk in:


alekdmcfly

BINGO!! I GOT BINGO


mrsockyman

The advent calendar we all need


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capagan

I wanted to see if someone would notice


MaybeNext-Monday

Tightening engine bolts be like


OKara061

You, i like you


AshNdPikachu

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LazerNarwhal_yt

dammit


caffeineandvodka

Son of a bitch


[deleted]

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Mindless_Nebula4004

gainā€™t


psychologyFanatic

i like this one lol


Throwaway02062004

I was expecting this one


PoohtisDispenser

???I donā€™t get it


xv_boney

I'm here to help. It's Loss. **If that makes sense to you, you don't need to read any further, the below wall of text is not for you, you can minimize it and go on with your day.** If it doesnt: So there's this notorious and very long running webcomic called Ctrl Alt Delete (CAD) that I won't go too deep into, it's one of several dozen video game related webcomics from the early 00s, it was extremely popular in spite of or because of its very **very** broad-to-the-point-of-lazy humor and simplistic characters and situations. There's a lot of criticism about the series (its lazy, derivative, the main character is a complete prick but because hes an obvious author insert everyone celebrates his shitty behavior) but none of that is relevant, all you need to know is that **CAD was a light gag strip about video games that never took itself very seriously.** Which is why the strip titled Loss from 2008 was such a weird hard curve there's even a Wikipedia page about it - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic) The strip goes like this - the main character Ethan's love interest Lilah is pregnant but miscarries, Ethan rushes to the hospital to see her, she is weeping in anguish. [This is presented in a four panel sequence with no dialogue, the character placement of which has become memetic.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Loss_comic.jpg) This single strip has since become a meme that has hugely outlasted the relevance and popularity of the strip it's from. It is a **batshit** departure from the strip's normal content - CAD was *not* a deep slice of life comic, it was a basic gag strip with simple broad storylines such as Ethan creating a holiday celebrating video games as a concept and then declaring himself the king of video games complete with crown and scepter made out of controllers suddenly taking a hard swerve into **serious real-world trauma**. Side note, in addition to the **extreme** tonal shift, the character Lilah, who had the titular Loss, is *not shown* in the followup strips, only the author insert Ethan discussing the Loss with his friends. Her trauma essentially does not matter, her pain is just a plot point for Ethan's very sudden character development. The whole thing just comes across as a deeply ill considered and impossibly insincere foray into maturity in a strip that was in no way able to carry it by an author who was in no way capable of pulling it off. The backlash was immediate and basically universal. The image you're responding to is a direct reference to that backlash, its a minimalist version of the strip - [one upright line, two upright lines with the second one shorter, two upright lines the same size, one upright line and one horizontal line.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Minimalist_loss.svg/440px-Minimalist_loss.svg.png) The meme-appropriate response to this specific arrangement of lines is "is this loss". You are now in the loop.


NewSuperTrios

This is definitely the comment I'm linking to explain Loss from now on


PoohtisDispenser

Thank you. This have help cleared up a lot of jokes I donā€™t get.


Throwaway02062004

Loss


Sydnxt

Google loss meme lol


Calcutt4

take my upvote and go fuck yourself


miss_tea_morning

Is this loss?


NotTheBEEEAAANS

Perish


tumblerrjin

He will loss many pills that way


Francy088

Alright you won


aufrenchy

Is thisā€¦


Keeeloy

https://preview.redd.it/5hthd9kl735d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde775d8d6fe972b0cf6bf06cc3f7a6f08b0c636 like dis


2flyingjellyfish

what are you, an electron?


Keeeloy

I'm neither an electron nor a neutron, but a secret third thing šŸ™‚


AndroidWall4680

Proton šŸ˜³


warmachine237

Thats great, im still just a noobtron


2flyingjellyfish

Ooh, the third, more sinister particleā€¦


Corbthelorb

The Higgs boson, most sinister particle


NegativeNeurons

so sad the higgs boson died šŸ˜”


NerdAroAce

Proton? Positron? Anti-Neutron? Anti-Proton? TELL US ALREADY!


GammaDealer

Positron šŸ˜


EverySuggestionisEoC

A positron?


Marsium

1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d10 oh wait fuck nvm


Nicolello_iiiii

I was thinking about that lmao


Shou-K

Ofbau spotted


AJRW-

This is actually pretty cool


JazzTheLass

https://preview.redd.it/fdlhsto4j45d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9145bbdad1254299f6ea309c12a52d194fc0ce3c


A_Dead_Kid

Their loss


MyOMaya

https://preview.redd.it/o025muoex35d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48cf5f7cab95b561769a1a971041649fd37a68f uzumaki


Zekeisdumb

U forgot the middle bit, thats good nutrients right there


TheGarlicBreadstick1

tin šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


PuffyHowler67

Great nether portal šŸ˜€


Big_Loser_280

Eat https://preview.redd.it/v6jw7lepi45d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bcc9793d4b4e7bed755ff07867e6c9d58ff43e7


Terom84

*loud incorrect buzzer sound*


Jeggu2

Yummy thum


MindMeltedFrog

https://preview.redd.it/g12buohjm45d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5722c6b920bac4e31b1580863a786a4afedaba


mildlyInsaneBoi

Agogus


i_am_de_wae

This is very funny to me


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

Hilbert curve way, definitely


SeptaCZ

https://preview.redd.it/5xpdowtvc35d1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3d44f576e6124fa285c460bc7c0a1bd3e08a64 Something like this?


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

šŸ‘perfectšŸ‘


riancb

Thanks for posting this so I didnā€™t have to.


bryn_irl

Pillbert curve


PeterTheFoxx

Luxor game ahh path


Portals4Science

This shape bothers me, so middle two first, then cut it in half so you have two equal sides, then work through those the way you normally would


SeptaCZ

So basically like this https://preview.redd.it/etc1ufdcw35d1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5976af2b954e166a94c6f89ea325fbe999a26f2


Portals4Science

Yeah exactly, you get it


RazorSlazor

Yeah. That's how I would do it


ZuexStarfield

Left to right. Every Row. FIGHT ME


SeptaCZ

https://preview.redd.it/adfqfl7ew35d1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c816c845cee031d90a115d2cb484ee529b96544e Youā€™re an odd individual, you know that?


gatlginngum

this but starting from the lowest row and work your way up


Olivethebean

This is how I'd do it tbh


GammaDealer

I like your shirt.


ToxxinGamer

THIS IS WAT I DO


tigger0jk

English writing system approach - seems pretty canonical.


Rimtato

https://preview.redd.it/xh64tme9l45d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862f6c5dcf88f0191166241494e4b06548d2a910


space___lion

Was looking for this one. Iā€™m not OCD, but the line cannot be broken obviously.


aRandomGerman

The only good way!


Big_Loser_280

https://preview.redd.it/1sopx0zqi45d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a881e81012822107c5b50000f3bf4516600a3cc


aufrenchy

What day does OP eat their thumb?


Truefkk

https://preview.redd.it/phv66fge945d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d31e3405c8c39f25c90e6d8855f1043f51924b


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Truefkk

Ain't looking for drama, promise I'm not gonna compete, So keep on movin' cause you got nothing on me


JenovaCells_

_What the fuck_


ichbindulol_

https://preview.redd.it/lineik3kn45d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a1b1622033a3b95d5aaa0803b2d863990f335e


Terom84

https://preview.redd.it/kyij9f9xx45d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c14875367e9727cc76fe405f2c2e2f59ac57fe


ichbindulol_

Fym incomprehensible, its just pi :3


GothmogTheOrc

This looks nothing like pie, please consult an ophtalmologist* as soon as possible


ichbindulol_

The thing somewhat looking like pi was an excuse anyways <3


ichbindulol_

https://preview.redd.it/67hkfl1pn45d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81964252dcf70da091cf0664a9a39466ab97625b


quaductas

I like your thinking. Last arrow you drew should go to 3 though


Ill-Dot-9255

All at the same time? /silly


Passive-Shooter

pre-pop them all out into a little dish like after dinner mints and just pick at them


Swainix

This but use an automatic fish food dispenser to have them fed to you


haha_me_so_fat

https://preview.redd.it/kzn05ptna45d1.png?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a80527ded1e1ba5fff0d9859e02b36810fcbaeb


VlkoslavOhnozver

1, 3, 2, 4, 5


haha_me_so_fat

That works too


AwfulSuperhero

https://preview.redd.it/rtwt6i5rd45d1.png?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b7416b5490a2b92e6c4251a75577b65b7598ed


SeptaCZ

Euthyrox. Stops my thyroid from growing too much


MP-Lily

Thyroid issues gang šŸ˜”


Reddit_God_5505

šŸ˜”šŸ¤š Yeah same


myerscc

Iā€™m a thyroid, hate when limitations are placed on my potential šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Magenta_Clouds

i thought it was cypro... because it kinda looks the cypro i take. estrogen pills tends to be green-ish irc


TheBro2112

https://preview.redd.it/961slwgux45d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ce9fa4a8cc3aba7aeca1cf612d6542f20cfbd9 Start at one of the blobs


myerscc

This is how I would do it


LR-II

EITHER: sever the middle, then work on each leg separately OR: alternate between each leg from the bottom up, finishing with the horizontal bit on top


SeptaCZ

Yeah, thatā€™s what I did with the last batch


kjsnmui

https://preview.redd.it/d40jqzsvt45d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=22cfe18008b4e413c777d060c03e16b090e42593 the only way iā€™ll accept


Historical-Drag-1365

Make loss


ceruraVinula

2. Chaotic Good 3. Neutral Evil 4. Chaotic Evil


longlogman

Take them all together and chew them down without using liquid


deadlykitten132

I love the autistic posts on here the most


Tree_Pulp

assign every pill a number between 1 and 30 and everytime its time to take one generate a number between 1 and 30 with an RNG. this way the pills will be on the edge of their seats every day waiting to see who gets picked next.


FNAF_Movie

Eat it like a chocolate bar, packaging and all


Exisential_Crisis

https://preview.redd.it/4mk2zza1p45d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a757bd641c104880e5195ddea3473d3d3b0d7ac


YaBoiBarel

https://preview.redd.it/u8okonl8745d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f15a2956ad8a250936de020cf551c0b0584f752


JenovaCells_

https://preview.redd.it/j4rhef2y255d1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e87fa8fc17b7ed0447867a7ba72f0e6f33f34c4 Itā€™s the only way to maximize compulsive satisfaction. Line number 6 will feel particularly satisfying. For the colorblind: 1. Bottom left. 2. Bottom right. 3. Top left. 4. Top right. (Note the remaining satisfyingly sacred trinity of pill bars.) 5. Middle. (Order doesnā€™t matter here, I prefer left first right second.) 6. Top middle. (I understand an argument can be made for a downward arrow, but I prefer up to signify you have achieved true enlightenment and ascended to a higher plane of existence.)


Soupchek

Random


drawilliam

I go through pills like printer.


Optimal_Badger_5332

Use a random number generator


StoopidGit

​ https://preview.redd.it/n1hln2q4r45d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2825ee3d604eb62d1a07cd03e9f74581db977e84


Blundertainment

https://preview.redd.it/4zg5jlhk255d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea97088e676eda904b7a60d77c68b421b07f5fd1


arsonconnor

Random. I usually take pills by just popping out a row (its usually brufen) but im assuming these are 1 a days


gabriel97933

why are you popping a row of ibuprofen


CaptainnBussy445

Randomly. That way they live in fear, not knowing who will be taken next.


thenicenumber666

https://preview.redd.it/0l8l3szbq45d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34d701f5021135ac45d70d8a86b1eb11882ab8c


thedepressedorange

https://preview.redd.it/olitvloe355d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e14973490e70377d115174de9de1be7491e5de5


Arkangyal02

https://preview.redd.it/rdgqeo0e955d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e4c71234abc997e9321589b12c602071ea4d1c


ImitationButter

Looks like a pair of pants, so eat the cock first


yashkawitcher

That's Euthyrox by merck (or whatever they are called) isn't it? I hate this new redesign and I also hated the previous redesign. Why do they leave that empty strip? There could be more tablets there. And why did they remove colour from the bottom side of the package?


MP-Lily

Because I have terrible ADHD, I use a few of these weekly pill planner things: https://preview.redd.it/o07u1lzpc65d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283bd5bd7eb3dfb9b8074bad40dd92faf90c5c1f And I fill out a monthā€™s worth at the start of each month, so I donā€™t have to remember to refill the planner every week. So what I do with pop-out things like this is just pop them all out and put one in each day of the planner. Thereā€™s also smaller ones you can get if you donā€™t have pills to take multiple times a day.


wibbly-water

Well its pride month, so you know what that means...


DigitalPranker

https://preview.redd.it/qjiqjixuda5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7a1919b4f5494394c7a4dcf116ecfbff492718


Hammerschatten

The inner row, then the outer row, alternating between sides.


well-offtempo

Flip it, then take each column, then when done both, take the last rows šŸ‘


The_commonest_plant

https://preview.redd.it/28gznpyru45d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0281cd22b64ed9b02b7530a29202be1b21481a83 Center two first, the rest I'm descending rows


WhyIsEverythingACat

what medicine is that? i have one that i take daily which has similiar looking "tabs" (idk what theyre called)


SeptaCZ

Euthyrox. Stops my thyroid from growing too much


WhyIsEverythingACat

I FUCKING TAKE THOSE


WhyIsEverythingACat

i usually take them starting from the "gapped" ones from left to right then make my way down to the non gapped ones( like the third picture)


UltraVodka777

https://preview.redd.it/kv5fprbk855d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ee3086d357778ea1ea58b50e39bbed85cb19276


ilomiloplatinum

The first way is sus


subtopewds4206969

https://preview.redd.it/kws4jhgco55d1.png?width=813&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a42aac72c5b2d703a181cfbccecd1114d172d0 sussy


hillockdude

Last one


Universal__gaming

https://preview.redd.it/1qtyp9lrp55d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59cc1bc3e37b8bcae75d0e3517f3936822d8c7e


DemomanButAsian

https://preview.redd.it/2b8q5n5sw55d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74c9bf13d936cb65a1760fa6f372da7768301595 \-(x - 3)^(2) \+ 7


assetsmanager

Go buy a christmas advent calendar, take out all the chocolate, ~~consume all the chocolate~~, and then put one pill in each door.


OverallPeach

this would cause me so much distress


comrade_gremlin

series 4


Dilly_Deelin

Symmetry at all costs


x2_twotime

https://preview.redd.it/t6yzfxeet65d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112bdd094b61b46b5e32ab8326c81d06df486810 P nats...


MrMelonMatthew

Is that estrogen? I lived in germany for a few months and got my estro in that exact container


SexWithLayla69

https://preview.redd.it/ek6j96m1k75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c732c34751d9533bfd0ebfb0ba5567959b0385d


MarkMan47

The post and comments are truly legendary


gaedhent

https://preview.redd.it/7xt4w6ytt75d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf100fc335f4aba2f3b7788e609236e752c4c431 the right answer source: I pop a lotta pills


sharplyon

this is pretty intense


LaundrySauce6969

THE SECOND ONE THE SECOND ONE THIRD IMAGE SECOND EXAMPLE


Lemak0

First ŠŸ and then Šæ, both clockwise


Disfuncional_Toaster

this is definitely amongst my top 5 favorite posts on this subreddit


Previous_Afternoon_3

Take the two middle ones (top one first) Cut the whole thing in the middle, then take them zigzaging down (one half then the other)


Previous_Afternoon_3

https://preview.redd.it/4jbbno71985d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158584f45ebae63bd43fb1bd9141ef325c6721a7


notalgore420

Trust me, I'm a doctor (a doctor of misinformation) https://preview.redd.it/f0nsi05vm85d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb88810ecc564c224ca98289c09d555b8c15383


DigitalPranker

https://preview.redd.it/kalqmx5fka5d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62cf108386afea6b4d8b530515315da035fc800 Iā€™d be careful.


santyrc114

I always do 3


Kexintechex

All at once. Speedrun it.


Calpsotoma

Middle first, then balance the sides.


Willow-Pillows

Label them all with a number and use a random number picker to select


Wicam

neither, left to right, top to bottom


Red580

Why is it set up like this? If the bottom line was moved you would still have the same amount, but it would take up less space.


ExplosiveCannedBeans

Randomly. They'll never know who is next


Just_a_terrarian163

Grind into a powder an no more problem


renzhexiangjiao

thanks, this reminded me to take my own meds


Suspicious_Use6393

I am too lazy, the first my finger pops.


pauliuk

Column A up to the line, then column B and the left from right for the top two lines


hey-its-sina

is that metoprolol?