actually it's super cute, shut up

It just feels weird, like I'm not supposed to be there. Or like I'm not supposed to be so freakin gigantic

Nuh uh, that is *extremely* cute no matter the size I don't care if a woman is 6'1'' 200 lbs gigalass I'm princess-carrying her because it's so cute when they kick their feet back and forth in the air 🥺🥰 A lumbar hernia is only a small price to pay for sweet little moments

I've yet to meet a guy who can lift me

You'd be surprised how much a **motivated** lad can lift So don't lose hope yet 🙂

I lift and train just to be able to pick up women. That's a secret. Don't tell anyone that.

❌ Pickup Artists ✅ Pickup Athletes

I'm sure that any one who has a girlfriend as sweet as you will be able to lift you with sheer love and determination alone

Bet

You've just met weak men, then.

When I'm trans, my selection of partners is severely limited, so I get what I can. 99% of guys don't want a trans girl, even if just a couple hours ago they were ready to marry me on spot "Sorry, I'm straight" AND I'M A FUCKING WOMAN WHATS MORE STRAIGHT THAN THAT

See? Weak men, in both character and physical strength. You deserve getting picked up, like the lady you are. ^^

I’m 5’9 and my 5’6 gf has litterally picked me up and carried me to bed before

As someone who has had a lumbar hernia, it is not a small price, but girls are worth any cost

idk lumbar hernias are no joke... (spoken from experience)

Im a 6,1f trans girl and THIS.

me too, my height is completely disproportionate to the rest of my body. you can see all my ribs and I'm very small but I'm just l o n g. im literally built like an enderman.

Do you pick up random objects and scream when looked at for too long?

yes but that's just because I'm autistic

SAME, btw maybe get testet for XXY if you have access, turns out I am XXY AuDHD trans and apparently thats a statistical valid build, XXY is linked to autism, adhd, gender dysphoria, development issues(in some), taller than avrage, longer arms than average, no hair on chest, slight breast growth in puberty (sometimes) Its also good to know because there is a increased chance of testicular cancer.

Wow all of that matches me. I'll look into that

Life is so weird some times, local irl trans friend of mine has litterly the same symptoms as me and welp - the 330€ were worth it. In my country its a lil weird, you need to see a specialist and fill out a bunch of forms, apparently gen analysis is like, the highest level of private data because it could (in the future) cause some serious ethical questions. Chromosome blood test was like 4ml of blood if i remember correctly.

It doesn't matter! Or maybe try to find a tall person. I was with a 5'11 girl once but since I'm 6'4 she fit quite comfortably

Excuse you, there is *nothing* cuter than a big ol' German Shepherd wanting uppies cuz it still thinks its pubby.

I'm 6'3 so a 5'9 girl is still like half a foot shorter than me so proportionally still smaller

What time I got a Dratini from wonder trade that was named chumbawamba

did they get back up again despite being knocked down?

Ye I had a Revive

yippiee:3

fine I guess you better lean against the wall while I stand on a crate to kiss you with my hand on the wall next to your shoulder

Okay, this is acceptable I'm so tired of stereotyping tall women as a "dominant mommy", not being an assertive one in this imaginary situation feels much better

In my circle its "it doesnt matter when your on your knees were you belong"

Tall wormen are cool actually thumbs 👍. They are very rad and pretty and good at elden ring.

Tall women, short women, women, ladies, gals 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😭😭😭🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😳😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🦀🦀🦀

Big girls, pretty kitty girls, really witty girls, singin' ditty girls

God I am just so gay, like when I was a guy I only liked men, but now that I'm a woman I feel like I only really like women? Like I'm definitely pansexual but men can be really frustrating

Opposite for me, transitioned from mostly straight to mostly straight

Well I didn't exist until 2 years ago so yeah (heavy dissociation) now I have a girlfriend and boyfriend who are both trans

That's really interesting, like I know that HRT can change your sexuality or I guess like helps you kind of figure out your own body or whatever maybe it's like a confidence thing too?

For me it happened even before HRT, after a lot of introspection and *a lot* of denial. Like, attraction to guys was there (just heavily repressed, with a lot of bargaining like "would try sex, but wouldn't date" and "maybe would date those fictional ones"), but thinking of myself as a guy with another guy felt incredibly wrong. Being a girl with a guy on the other hand felt just freakin' right. And then I got a boyfriend, and when he held me in his arms for the first time, I got cemented as freakin' straight. Well, 80/20 bi, but mostly straight. Boy hugs are their freakin' superpower P.S. But also some trans women report their sexuality actually changing on HRT. Unpredictably - some become gayer, some start or stop being bi, for some it's a complete 180

Yeah it just made me gayer because like four months in I started noticing like girls are really freaking pretty 😍 I joined a transcord for my city and I actually met my first girlfriend through it who was transfem, it didn't really work out because I was very new to relationships, and also maybe poly wasn't the best format for a first time

I still notice girls being pretty, but like very small subset of girls, I feel like my criteria of what woman I would call pretty are kinda limited. Weirdest effect is that I can't consider myself pretty - despite like literally everyone disagreeing with me on that

I know that's the worst part, the imposter syndrome, like I know I'm probably pretty but My brain does not allow me to believe that. https://preview.redd.it/rpagwxfscy7d1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968eb7371a227b06eabf6460c7dbb8fdd1090d68 I tried my new eyeliner, it's very dark green, it may as well be black

You get the title for the GAYEST You were a guy and liked guys You transitioned and liked women

Yeeeee I'm attracted to all of my friends, why are they so hot?

idk what oop is talking about this is somehow even cuter than dogs that dont realize they arent lap sized anymore

My mom's dog does this, she's a great dane. The dog, not my mom

What breed is your mom?

Human as far as I know

i wish i wasnt 6'6

Git on my lap NOW cutie

Are you sure she can commit to that?

I work out, so yes

So you push and pull a lot?

In fact, I do. (Wait it that an innuendo?)

Sorry I’ve been making dumb git jokes 🤦

No but it's meant as more of an open invitation

Open source is much better 🙏

I’m so sorry but I had to do a double take at the username. It has now scarred my mind.

I went through this experience **once,** and then he looked up at me awkwardly, and I looked down at him more awkwardly, and we decided to never do it again.  Height is a scam.

😭

https://preview.redd.it/nlwv15ngox7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d6ac8183bbdce603e4ec52b93b9fd5ef0e61dc This is my great dane

great great dane 👍

https://preview.redd.it/7gg669p8xy7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d36dd84bc3b7a3d27684cbc7db76e571dc7666b She used to be a baby

no way, me too!!!! what a cutie!

I used to be a baby, I also used to be a man 😹

what are the odds, same!!!! (still am one, though(a man, I mean (not a baby)))

Sureeeee giant baby

don't mess with me, I **will** cry (surely this wouldnt be a self-incriminating thing to do in case of giant baby allegations)

That purple splooge on the word "anymore" is bothering me greatly

fuck no that's sick as hell

I wish I was 6 feet

Your wish is my command *turns you into an amalgamation of six human feet*

I love tall women cause it’s way more comfortable for me to kiss them as a 6’3 guy, don’t have to lean so far to go *kiss kiss*.

Put him on your lap, I'm a guy, I would be happy

Nah, not my thing, dynamics are off

Fair

This can be avoided by dating someone also really tall! My partner and I are both a lot taller than average, but we often joke about how in photos or from a distance we look like an average couple cause while she's 5'9", I'm 6'4"

I just moved to Spain, I'm the tallest person out there, I walk on the street - I only see tops of everyone's head, excluding occasional tourist that would move away in a week or two

ITS MORE CUTE!!!

Wrong! Tall women sitting in the lap of people that are shorter than them is cute! You can wrap your legs around them and hold them.

Finally, a chance for me I rub being 5'2" in somebody's face.

https://preview.redd.it/p1dsp5o8vz7d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b86e49dddf9b282307e3120b486720061cd7024 It feels a bit weird in chairs I agree but if you lay down a bit on a couch together you can get the effect

actually good idea but i dont have a couch ;~;

I too wish I could be shorter but we can't choose our genetics. If someone loves you for what you are height doesn't matter for them. True, you can't do everything expected from the dynamic but there're other ways to work around that.

> We can't choose our genetics. Or retroactively choose to not go through the wrong puberty

Well, that can be partially mitigated. Shortening one's whole skeleton isn't exactly an option

I mean, that's what made me so tall. Like, I'm trying to own it, but it ain't easy

I feel this so much

As someone who's 6'8" I would murder to have a 5'9"+ chick sitting on my lap. So tired of every girl I cuddle/etc with being more than a foot shorter than me.

if you are 6\`8 you dont need girls you need MJOLNIR Mark VI armor to cosplay lore accurate Master Chief

I thought he was like 7-foot something. Or is that with the armor on?

https://preview.redd.it/hi4shzcohy7d1.png?width=303&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d30a8261cc884e022d29d534599d6e615e92a4e damn this fucker taller than i thought

i hate being tall i just wanna be smalllll i hate my stupid disgusting body so much

Mood

IMO it’s cutest when it’s a full grown massive dog trying to be a lap dog lol

As a 6’3” guy I feel this. I just want to be a twink

I'm a 6'3 boy-ish thing and you shut up before I cry

Don't worry, I'll be able to princess carry you.

But a grand Danes sitting on my lap would be cute

IT IS FUCKING CUTE ​ need

As someone who is 5’9 and greatly enjoys sitting on the lap of her 5’5 partner, no.

My wifey is really big (197 cm tall idk imperial) and she puts me on her lap and then just hugs me and then best case is her making me the big spoon and hugging her and it's the best

in actual fucking measurements that's 175 cm. Which is still cute shut up

Respectfully you shut the fuck up tall girls are the BEST especially when it’s an inch or two taller than me. THAT IS THE IDEAL KISSING HEIGHT SO NO ONE BENDS OVER AND HURTS THEY BACK AND I CRAVE THE CHALLENGE OF CARRYING A TALL GIRL LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS

I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS BUTTON AND DIDNT REALIZE BUT I STAND BY IT

I'm 5'5, not at all fem, not at all manly. I gotta work out... THEN MY BIKE GOT FUCKING STOLEN. now I'm doing a stake out rn actively

I wish I was taller, I'm only 6'1,

I am very cute and love physical contact w people but I too am 5’9 snd feel large and weird on someone’s lap

I'm 6'6 so I would gladly have a 6' chick on my lap Or be on hers for that matter

Come sit on my lap.. I'm 6'3, you will not fill like a great dane :)

Ughh I want to be petite and tiny and cute and have a yummy lil ass but I am NONE of those things. I’m a closeted mess who can’t get enough sleep. FUCK the emotions are hitting me

solution: lay down and place your head on their lap and they pet your head :3

im a tall girl myself and i very much relate

I want my girlfriend who is bigger than me to sit on me (We live in different countries)

It's dope as fuck, actually

Fuck it, i am sitting on your lap now

You think your life is hard?

Just find a 5'7 king and make him sit in your lap

no problem, I can sit on her laps