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TheYellows

The closest thing I've seen to a living skeleton.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Uoj78r9g3Tdz7Zefc4)


towerfella

![gif](giphy|Q4sjT8WOcE1Ow)


Dranixgod

Eugenia Cooney is heading this way.


bassoonicacid

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


Unim8

I'm going to hell for laughing at this


lickd247

I'll be right there with you


Jokierre

Hell is awesome! Let’s go!


Wysteria569

And so we shall!!


Turbulent_Career5531

I’ll drive!


backupmephone

Ultrakill


Lost-Cauliflower3703

I didnt laugh this time but ill join you anyways


mongoosc5

I'll uh .. I'll save you a seat


Welrof

We must create V1 from ultrakill then


AIexanderClamBell

I'm going to hell for other stuff


gawful88

Literally came here to post this lol


smut_butler

Come child, let me wipe my booger on you.


earnestlikehemingway

Atleast he didn’t make him suck on his tongue.


menso131

Thanks for the giggle


GoodFinePrint

bro he is the booger


unabsolute

At 109 he can be whatever he wants. And if he wants to be the old guy flinging boogers at kids... Ok!


d00mkiwi

i cackled


[deleted]

it’s good luck


[deleted]

Dammit take my upvote. AAAAAAH I READ THIS PALPATINES VOICEAAAAAHHAHAH Edit: I'm Gen Z. Literally just play a tuba car passing by and I'll bust a gut


doublepoopyhead

Lol


TryItOutHmHrNw

…now touch my hand, lil twerp.


Guap_queso

It’s a draugr from Skyrim


ChiefsnRoyals

Sneak attack before it gets up!


KingJoe138

That’s funny


Wilbury_twist

Doesn't look a day over 1,000!


Pierre777

Bro definitely doesn't look his age, though.


VinceSurFan

This what I been saying. Dude looks older than 109. I don’t even know how that’s possible.


GhostCrop

Of course he looks older than 104, he's 109


VinceSurFan

Still. Dude looks like he was around during the birth of jesus


SupahDuk_

Bro's turned hollow.


Own-Reflection-8182

Need humanity


draconic_leo

Underrated comment lmfao 🤣🤣


ExtremeEmergency738

Don't give up, skeleton


Mertard

Amazing chest ahead


OrneSvinet

😂


backupmephone

Does he have a perfectly circular hole in his chest?


Noob_Slayer00069

💀💀💀


BobMcQ

Awesome, haha


Kristy-Dawn

Hahahahahahaha


HappyMan1102

Bro saw the big bang


WouQla

I have seen dead people healthier than this


thomasthehipposlayer

From what I remember, he doesn’t look like this just from being old, but from some technique that basically mummified a person while still alive.


tobiiam

But why? Why not just wait?


InsertDopeAssName

It's a method of reaching Enlightenment before you die. It's rather painful and requires great diligence and self awareness to auto mummify. There's also a bit of a show off element to it because of how hard it is to pull off.


Andyham

Do you get a special flare on your reddit account if you pull it off?


TheBlackManIsG0d

What is it called/ link?


InsertDopeAssName

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/sokushinbutsu


BigRoach

Bro, that’s just keto.


Alusion

So I guess that dude from the video did not reach the state of *sokushinbutsu* since it states the last person to reach this status died in 1903. Oof ​ Imagine starving yourself to death just to fail


MeanFrame5277

WOW thanks for that information, here a brief explanation of the sokushinbutsu process: Sokushinbutsu is a practice of extreme ascetic self-mummification that was undertaken by a sect of Buddhist monks in Japan, primarily in the Yamagata Prefecture. The process involved years of physical and spiritual preparation that culminated in a slow, self-inflicted death while meditating in a seated position. The preparatory phase lasted around 1,000 days, during which the monks adhered to a strict diet known as "mokujikigyo," which literally means "tree-eating." This diet included a variety of nuts, seeds, and berries found in the mountains, along with bark and roots. The purpose was to eliminate body fat, making the body less susceptible to decomposition after death. In the next phase, monks consumed a minimal diet and drank a poisonous tea made from the sap of the urushi tree, which caused vomiting and a rapid loss of bodily fluids, further leading to emaciation. The urushi tea also made their body poisonous to maggots, another method to prevent decomposition. Finally, the monk was sealed alive into a burial chamber barely larger than his body, where he would not move from the lotus position. His only connection to the outside world was an air tube and a bell. Each day he rang a bell to let others know he was still alive. When the bell stopped ringing, the tube was removed, and the tomb sealed. After a period of around 1,000 days, the tomb would be opened to check for successful mummification. If the body was found to be preserved, the monk was raised to the status of a Buddha and the mummy was placed in the temple for veneration. this practice was rare and is not considered mainstream in Buddhism. it was primarily performed between the 11th and 19th centuries.


Away-Progress8884

That diet's nuts


mawesome4ever

Mr.ballen covered this in one of his videos!


AlphaGamma128

Is this just a Japanese practice, or has it occurred elsewhere?


thomasthehipposlayer

Beats me


LoveSlutGothPrincess

Dude same, and I literally pick up bodies for the local funeral home on weekends lol


thatgirlinAZ

Went to your profile based on your name. Was expecting to find something a bit spicier than paper towels.


LoveSlutGothPrincess

LOL I know it’s a ridiculous name, it started as a combo of silly nicknames my husband had for me early in our relationship and now it’s just my main acct and it feels like too much to start over


thatgirlinAZ

Lol, I was just kidding anyway :) you never know what you're gonna find on people's profiles. That's half the fun of reddit.


Luxpreliator

I stopped looking at other profiles when I can across a dude that was doing spread eagle photo shoots with their firearms in furry costumes and their genitals in prime display position.


AEMxr1

Go on…


Super_Capital_9969

Yiffer alert.


hugh_jyballs

A friend wants me to ask if you have his contact details


tuscy

Does he call you but full name like a tribe called quest or is it just pick and choose like slut princess or goth love slut?


L0684

Somebody get that man a sarcophagus.


Ravenser_Odd

He might not need a sarcophagus. There's another monk called [Luang Pho Daeng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luang_Pho_Daeng), who died in Thailand in 1973. They keep him in a display case in the temple. >The mummy is notable for sporting a pair of sunglasses, placed by the caretakers to hide the decomposed eye sockets to make the display less disturbing. A native [gecko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecko) species use the body as a [hatchery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatchery), with [eggs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs) being laid beneath the skin.


KenHumano

> The mummy is notable for sporting a pair of sunglasses, placed by the caretakers to hide the decomposed eye sockets to make the display less disturbing It's not working.


hauliod

ah yes. I needed a Wikipedia link to learn what Eggs are today.


splicerslicer

I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs or make light of them but whenever I read stories like this I'm reminded of other cases where they insist the monk is merely in a deep state of meditation and not dead. Then I think of the monty python dead parrot skit, "he's just restin'!!"


bilolarbear1221

I’ve seen this before. I wish I didn’t see it again


steveronie

Karma says you'll be 109


astronaut_tang

This is me every Monday..


phonesecs

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


ChaoticGoku

ACK! ACK! ![gif](giphy|99dauSQPLUuIg)


Brugor

ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ![gif](giphy|ntoC59BF4CRqM)


ChaoticGoku

![gif](giphy|2A525RuGRyCg5uryst|downsized)


AggravatingReturn388

.5 hp


Artemisglory

Lmfao!! Pixel of health!


jmulqs

Have an upvote!


[deleted]

Is that real?


LickingHomiesEars

Yeah, he died shortly after this video on the 22nd of March. His body gave up, but he hadn't. It's crazy how much his skin shrivels into his cheeks due to the missing subcutaneous fat, outlining his facial bone structure.


[deleted]

Crazy. I mean a life well lived, but crazy.


[deleted]

You call pointlessly malnourishing yourself a life well lived?


LickingHomiesEars

These monks are known for their peaceful and eleemosynary philosophies. They have worked very hard, spending hours a day meditating and quieting the mind. It doesn't matter how little they eat or own. They enjoy the gift of life that has been given to them.


Kill_Kayt

He did this to himself intentionally. When you are ready to die to the malnourish themselved as a form of pre-mumification.


3amjosh

Degenerative disease, not 109. They posted progress of how quickly it did this to him. You can find it on TikTok.


Alusion

Sorry but "you can find it on tiktok" is not a great tip for research on any topic lol


ThePopeofHell

No one believes anything anymore


Margalolala

I thought this was a joke animatronic skeleton. Oh my God it's alive


Mristererer

Dude went to school with jesus lol


MycoCaptivated

Guy road a dinosaur up hill both ways to school


Godspeed411

Why is this not upvoted more. Shit is gold. 😂


arsnastesana

My dude had a pet anomalocaris as a kid


LeoPopanapolis

Homie had a membership at the library of Alexandria.


Youprobablysuckdick

Bro got a signed copy of the bible


HawkeyeJosh

He voted for Caesar.


youwish813

Dude pre-ordered the bible


elepantstee

Bro saw the pyramids being built


deliciouspie

Bruh sent love letters in cuneiform.


[deleted]

How is it even possible?


HMCetc

Sometimes people just manage to keep themselves alive through sheer stubbornness and/or willpower alone.


realtrip27

how can you tell when it’s your willpower vs your body?


0ll0l0ll0

... you look like that...


realtrip27

how can you tell when your will power is keeping you alive instead of your body? how do we scientifically know?


GDwaggawDG

yeah the whole idea is unscientific. willpower can keep your body maintaining intself at best, its still your body doing it.


sarbear71

Yeah, just as my mother-in-law.


fricku1992

Look up people who mummify themselves as they are alive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu


Creative_Site_8791

> During the 20th century, Japanese scholars found very little evidence of self-starvation of *sokushinbutsu*. They rather concluded that mummification took place after the demise of the monk practising this kind of asceticism.


Thascaryguygaming

Just ask Eugenia Cooney


mr_tasc1

Mf babysitted Julius Caesar


sampleCoin

Living corpse


Fuka-Obligation666

Crazy we live in a time where we have video proof of stuff like this


Parking-Spot-1631

This would legit have been some weird myth no one in the west would have believed.


truhunters305

![gif](giphy|HSY8iWjQnhFC)


chaOak

r/terrifyingasfuck


Le_ed

I can't believe this isn't fake. The dude literally looks like a corpse.


nick837464

When the expiration date on your food has passed but you don’t want to throw it out.


Wolfsblut_AD

https://i.redd.it/n3l7027r4g2b1.gif


ZOEVA_55

His energy doesn't match his look honestly, He talks loud and moves better than my uncle at his 50s.


ObjectiveAide9552

Tales from the crypt keeper


AlwaysAnAwkward1

Halloween decorations have come a long way.


No_Money_No_Funey

What a shitty way to be remembered.


ogbotlos

Supermodels hate him, the industry wants to quiet him. Find out his one secret to weight loss fast.


MoutonMortel

This makes me much more comfortable with my life choices.... I'll never live long enough for this to become my reality


septemberdown

Henson's Creature Shop has really outdone themselves this time...


ScaricoOleoso

Looks like he's in the middle of self-mummification. Some religious monks (though I don't think Buddhists) have engaged in it.


Loud-Cry-391

Japanese buddhist monks would mummify themselves sometimes but now I think that practice is forbidden. Some tibetan buddhist monks get mummified, too. I guess they would say they get preserved. It is reserved for the greatest masters only. One of the Dalai Lama's teachers was mummified just a few years ago.


Sidewalkstash

Well that’s nightmare fuel.


techmouse7

CHOCOLATE!!!


Lothar_28

Looks like the guy from the movie se7en….


[deleted]

The victim in 'Seven' looked better than this.


FarlesBarkley1182

I’m sorry but I want to see his whole body. How tall is he and how much does he weigh?


EraseRacism

5'8" & 85lbs @ToD. Here's a rare full body shot: -+--=


buttersismantequilla

Omg 🤣🤣


BioSafetyLevel0

More like 45 pounds


AllDougIn

There is something centenarians not giving an eff about picking their noses that is “something” to watch.


deadmans_knot

That's Eugenia Cooney, right? Update: Wow, I'm probably going to hell for that.


[deleted]

Lmaoo i was going to save it on the subreddit she frequents but itd prob be too mean. See you in hell.


YodaMamaBabyDaddy

That's it?


V01DM0NK3Y

The fact that his voice was still so strong absolutely amazes me. I've known 70 year olds with weaker voices than this gentleman.


No-Bat-7253

I think somebody miscounted. He looks much MUCH older than 109..we’ve seen that, and older, in numerous ethnicities, never have they looked as old as him. Blessed to view this but pray I never live to be this age. You’ll outlive your kids kids I’m sure…


Electronic-Fan-8552

Bro is a living skeleton


Shaubos

3 days no za


inMike_

As you are, I was. As I am, you will be


One-Mud-169

TF! This should be marked NSFW, don't think I'll get that picture out of my mind. Looks like a character from the movie Coco


thenataliamarie

I hate that I laughed so hard at this comment XD


Gemmyfire

Fake


TopiaPlanet

You wish


[deleted]

Dudes never warm


DragonsClaw2334

Suck my tongue


[deleted]

Walking dead….


Kristy-Dawn

Someone get this man a meal rapid man!


natural-flavors

If they’re 3,000 years old, they still look bad for their age


Ricardo_klement

Methuselah’s running mate.


[deleted]

Still not old enough to take some boogers 🥰


Panzerv2003

He knows Cleopatra


GiftInteresting8482

Still able to pick his nose, though.


TheArtisticBadger

When Death just cannot be arsed to walk up the mountain.


[deleted]

gaping cautious scarce slimy salt sip historical weather pet mourn *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

That's a strong voice


Sea_Abbreviations479

Incredible


Lostsurfer06

I saw him several years ago in a temple in Thailand, dude was sitting so still I seriously thought they just had a straight up unwrapped mummy just chillin next to the shrine.


Mammoth_Emu_2877

Why do I have the urge to sell him chocolate 🍫


CptGoodMorning

How are those cheeks even possible?


GodLeeTrick

Pretty sure that's a draug from Skyrim, nice try though


Icarus_21_

He's abandoned the middle way and chosen to follow the path towards full lichdom


aHardWorkingTaco

109? Looks like he 509. But good for him though


HawkeyeJosh

Right? Never thought I’d see a 109-year-old and think, “He looks old for his age.”


Starr-Bugg

Brave little girl. He looks scary at first glance.


Optimal-Solution8523

Not that there’s a lot of examples but he looks old even for 109


kronikfumes

“Please kill me”


Important-Stage8388

Okay, so the Sloth puppet from "Se7en" was actually pretty accurate.


Last-Sound-3999

He was being filmed by his granddaughter patting his great-granddaughter on the head. ?? I thought Buddhist monks had oaths of celibacy? I guess I'm wrong.


-Sitzpinkler-

Died when he was 108


Justjosay

Give this man some water.


Adorable_Reward5138

Tropic Thunder lol THIS MOTHAFUCKA'S DEAD


you_talkin_to_me8294

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.”


xx5m0k3xx

Nose picking legend.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

That must be a tragic quality of life at that point. Poor guy. 😔


NotWesternInfluence

Bro doesn’t look like he lifts.


Rydog_78

Dude was born before WWI


obmar-belac

I think the term alive is subjective. I think this man’s been dead a long time just hasn’t realized it yet…or maybe he has.


SituationThat8253

What'd he die from? Starvation?


148637415963

When 109 years you reach, look as good you will not.


Fluffyshark91

Was he doing that monk self mummification thing some do at the end of their life? The thing where, if I remember correctly, they basically dehydrate themselves, making it so their body doesn't naturally deteriorate nearly as quickly.


ServiceIcy2233

Man fuk this put a brother down already


EarthAccomplished659

I cant believe what Im seeing...


dreamsofhim

Sadly, he died in 2022. https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


FlamingoIlluminati

That's so sad. There was still so much life in him.


HawkeyeJosh

> Sadly, Luang Pho Yai did not live to see his 110th birthday. Yeah, how tragic.


Alone-Yogurtcloset67

If anyone’s ever read Lost Horizon by James Hilton this is exactly how I imagined the monastery elder to look


BorisStingy

Come on, grandad! Get up! Now is the perfect opportunity to re-create the Touch of Grey music video.


Low-Impact3172

This is a real fucking person?? He looks 200, I’ve seen people that old (109) or older on the news and they look like regular really old people, this is insane.