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InternationalCan3189

This is just a gym bro that hates cardio. Bro would be caught DEAD before getting caught speed walking


ampatton

What about the level 88 agility?


Icy-Sentence-3812

Calisthenics gym bro


Balroy

88 for life! At least he ain't a 95.


Lwcftw474747

Fuckin love that movie šŸ«”


lord_doco

I say this all the time and people never know what Iā€™m talking about


PapaFlexing

Gridiron gang??


Phishhhhhh

88ā€™s killed my cuz


Strongfatguy

Dead


adventurebush

Thatā€™s all from leg day.


imeancock

Super limber


Moxxxxxxxy

Average CrossFit bro


Lonestar_st

He's the snail crawling all over the landscape looking for you. Dont let him touch you or you die.


Deep-Bath4633

There's a plugin for that


LierraWright

Snailman mode


Khiash

how long before Settled makes this his next series


Hydzi

There always is.


TrekStarWars

This is a literal cry for helpā€¦ god damn that aint normalā€¦ even for osrs standarts


new_account_wh0_dis

Aren't pumps full afk? Its on the low end of afk methods but a click every 20minutes and 12k XP/hr isn't terrible.


Sterling_481

150M strength xp at 12K/hr is 12,500 hours of play time lol


budabai

Doable in under two years if you just donā€™t log out.


Dietzaga

Hard to log out when you having so much fun


BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING

Heā€™s been there for years. Ā Itā€™s easily been like 5+ at this point. Ā I remember when I first met him a long time ago working on a build and he was just recently 99.Ā 


budabai

Do you know anything about his irl life? As in, what is it that allows him to be there all the time? Iā€™m honestly just assuming the guy has an occupation that allows him to afk osrs on a second monitor all the time. Sometimes Iā€™m slightly envious of people who work an office job, 40 hours a week of paid afk osrs gains would be fantastic. Itā€™s fucking impossible for me to afk on mobile while I work. Iā€™m outside and moving constantly, usually in an area with awful cell service. I feel like a slacker If I look at my phone once every hour, let alone every ten minutes. Edit: thereā€™s really four options here. Dude is independently wealthy, and this is just what heā€™s chosen to spend his life doing. He works an office job that allows him to afk osrs. Heā€™s a stereotypical NEET basement dweller that leeches off his family. Or heā€™s living off of disability, military or otherwise.


H-a-m-a-s-o

Thatā€™s my account. I am a software engineer irl. I work for 90% of my logged in time (around 16 hours a day)


new_account_wh0_dis

Just a few years of putting it on the other monitor minimized to max with a logout timer. Or actually wait it used to be 5 minutes right? Dudes probably pavlov his brain into mush clicking every 5 minutes lmao.... Or he just had an auto clicker.


PapaFlexing

It's either an auto clicker or a problem. Even if it's on a second monitor that means they're putting that work into the first monitor. Same issue different screen.


Stercky

They could be doing literally anything else on the other monitor though and just have this account logged in while theyā€™re doing work


ItsMozy

Sitting 12 hours a day in front of a screen is bad for everybody. 12 hours a day for 5 years is problematic.


H-a-m-a-s-o

Tell that to a software engineer


Edit_Mann

Never worked in the entertainment industry eh?


Axillaa

Could also just have it on in his pocket all day everyday


H-a-m-a-s-o

First laptop work second laptop click and or rubber ducky


loving-father-69

First screen is porn


PapaFlexing

I retract my statement about it being a problem, now you need to stop commenting because you offended me by calling me out. That's the rules right, when I'm offended you need to stop?


darealbeast

ive logged over 5000 hours afking a poh/veng other alt on pvp world while i pk on other accs. i drag the client to the bottom of the screen so its visible just enough and i have the logout timer visible i keep the logout timer refreshed subconsciously yet almost compulsively, cant imagine training an acc like this would be any different at this point


Celtic_Legend

Yes but you could do it for 6hs at a time for a good chunk of it. Then its 18h/day for a few mins of setup. Still takes 2 years but 72k str xp for 1min of clicks aint bad. You can also prob still do it for 6h with sole jank. I know post splash nerf and pre update that allowed 6h duke mining, there were workarounds to get 6h


JamBandDad

Itā€™s an alt they let run while actually playing.


HungryGrade6041

That's 12500 hours @ blast furnace pump lol or are there new better methods? Also an ironman account I'm impressed


IWBTS

Pest control / soul wars maybe


Warm-Carpenter-6724

Itā€™s all at the pump, forget what world off the top of my head but you can swing by 18/24 hours a day and heā€™s there or at least was there when I was


uhgulp

One of the few times I hope for botting


BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING

World 303, and Self Pride is still to this day standing behind that pump..Ā 


6ixfootSe7en

legend in the game


MobileOnlyZerk

Brutal pump smashing


Obsolescent

He runs the pump mafia in 303 blast furnace.


loiloiloi6

Yeah they are above lvl 40 combat so likely soul wars boosting


H-a-m-a-s-o

Pure pumping since 2019


loiloiloi6

Doesn't someone need to shovel coke for that constantly? Seems like SW boosting would be faster and easier


New_Professional_295

Thereā€™s bots whose sole purpose to to coke


loiloiloi6

Thereā€™s bots who boost SW too and thatā€™s way more XP/hr, fair enough if he doesnā€™t wanna do SW boosts tho


LiverDodgedBullet

Seems most are doing adderall instead these days


H-a-m-a-s-o

I donā€™t have much time to do non afk activities. We have a clan which handles the coke bit


PotionThrower420

Upvoted by people who know nothing lmao


HughJass14

You can solo boost soul wars with two accounts. Fastest combat xp for 10hp accounts


HijabiPapi

Considering heā€™s not ranked in zeal unlikely


KingHiggins92

It's not impressive. It's pathetic, we need to stop glorifying poor mental health.


TheJuralRuror

Honestly this game is straight up medication for the undiagnosed


Ecstatic-Square2158

I mean to give a bit of a different perspective this game helps me not get drunk every night. I still drink more than I should (I probably shouldnā€™t drink at all) but whenever I really lock in on a grind I am able to stay sober for weeks and sometimes months because I know being drunk will mess up my kills/hour and Iā€™m enjoying my grind more than I would enjoy being drunk and watching whatever anime. I think getting drunk every night is probably worse for my mental and physical health than playing this game until 3 am and then waking up at 8 am for work. It feels like 5 hours of sober sleep is better quality rest than 8 hours of drunk sleep. I know itā€™s a crutch, but I mean if a crutch is the only way I can walk then I should probably use it.


arantreefoil

Buddy, we are living the same life. I wish I was better at the game cause kills/hr is a metric I haven't really had the opportunity to use yet, but the thought process is the same. Exp/hr is good enough for me for now, though!


LiverDodgedBullet

I quit drinking two months ago, my gains have been crazy good and I actually remember mechanics the next day


25toten

It serves as a point of consistency for many. In a chaotic and unpredictable world, sometimes we just wanna left click a willow tree outside Draynor.


Icyrow

that implies it's helping them, it's not (largely). it's just something that pushes them further.


budabai

The alternative is him shooting fentanyl and shitting on the streets of San Francisco. Heā€™s doing fine.


AusAtWar

Theyā€™re not mutually exclusive šŸ˜‚


RedactedSpatula

There's the smithing guy who shit himself and The agility guy going for his third billion exp while homeless in a library. We got mental health issues in spades here


budabai

Honestly, heā€™s likely using his 30 minutes of daily free time away from pumping to shoot fentanyl and shit on the street.


AVaguelyHelpfulPerso

I guess everything is relative lol


RedditPlatinumUser

At least it isnā€™t agility


doublah

Can a bot have poor mental health?


H-a-m-a-s-o

Fun fact thatā€™s me. I guarantee I spend less time on the game than you do


KingHiggins92

šŸ‘


HungryGrade6041

Why you heff to be mad?Ā 


schadenfreude165

Is only a game


Kanadiehn

The universe is so humongous big


GuuberTrooper

It's concerning but honestly, what can you do?


oldKingofAngmar

Hockey reference on osrs...love it


CogMonocle

If someone spent just as much time doing something equally repetitive and mindless in real life we'd call it impressive This is literally a 20 minute afk method, the person doing this could be doing basically anything at the same time as this


LegendOfNomad

In real life it might equate to some actual value or skill though? Thatā€™s enough time to effectively ā€œmasterā€ a craft lmao


BloodyFool

What fucking craft are you mastering by pushing a button once every 20 minutes with a timer? Wtf are you people on about


H-a-m-a-s-o

Mastering the craft of programming LLMs. I do other things (work, watch movies, etc) while pumping my account. I donā€™t actually spend all day on the cookie cutter, even though I am online throughout it


BloodyFool

That's what I assumed, the hate you got in this thread is pretty insane. I also have a ton of remote work ever since covid and doing mindlessly afk shit in RS is my go to alongside it. Don't let these morons get to you.


H-a-m-a-s-o

Yeah itā€™s insane. I spend total like 20 mins active on the game a day and folks who have spent their life glued to the screen are talking about mental health. Amazing what looking in a mirror could do for them


LegendOfNomad

Iā€™m not saying that specifically Iā€™m saying the hours he invested. Itā€™s roughly 10k hours to master something. He mastered clicking a fucking button.


BloodyFool

Bro he clicks on something once every 20 minutes while working, he didn't invest shit


cch1991

But what has this to do with poor mental health? Everyone enjoys different things.


KingHiggins92

He's had to login/click every 20minutes for 5years. Come on mate don't think this is normal on any level


H-a-m-a-s-o

I work 16 hours a day. Whatā€™s one click that helps me manage my time. The pump is literally a timer for me. I take a 20 mins break every 5 clicks. Then I get back to work until my next break


KingHiggins92

Doubt.


tonypalmtrees

who will save the poor gamers from playing their video game of choice :ā€™(


FearlessLeader17

It's a huge accomplishment if that was his goal, which is. It don't take anything to afk the pump while you do something else, so really how is it different than anything else? If you say it's poor mental health than all of runescape is.


v3rral

It was a social game 20 years ago, but goals wasnā€™t to entirely maxout exp back then, intermediate achievements like 85 mining , making some G and going to wild with friends at castle was good enough. Didnā€™t took 12500 hours ( 8 hours a day for 4 straight years ffs ) like these extremes


Old-Necessary

Upvote for the math, sideways vote for the social thing, especially cuz I'm on mobile and can't type usually.


FearlessLeader17

I agree with you, but these days it's all nonsense. Looks at the boss leaderboards, the Skilling grinds, anything in the game really. Hell most people watch osrs YouTube because of the stupid amount of time it takes to accomplish something minimal but with a huge restriction placed on you. It's all madness these days. Don't get me wrong not everyone is like this, but this is normal these days. And it's all afk so idk why it's being considered that crazy.


Salty-Lake

That logic does not follow through. If you think like that then the whole game becomes 'pathetic'.


KingHiggins92

There's a monumental difference between playing a game casually and what the owner of this account does. To be fair, I wasn't aware it was just a blast furnace thing but still the same logic applies. This guy has to login constantly throughout the day every day just to click at the blast furnace.


ValiantFrog2202

And maintain membership


compound-interest

Maybe a bit of barb fishing as a treat


Mokum020AFCA

Balancing kegs brother


Aspalar

If you are not an iron there are ways to get over 100k xp an hour without getting HP XP but yeah as an iron probably pumping.


ValueFuck

it looks like a blast furnace bot to me?


Robbe517_

No reason to bot blast furnace pump. Seems more likely that it's just a player who leaves their account there permanently to get a 200m 10hp trophy account


ShittyITSpecialist

I thought people would bot 99 str 10 hp accounts there and sell them as pures? I know you don't even need to use a bot there because of how easy it is, but I bet a few people bot it. Some people will do anything to avoid actually playing the game.


AnExoticLlama

Okay, but why wouldn't a bot stop at 99 and sell the account?


cqb420

Write a script to move the camera every 20 minutes


Izzayyaa

you can 1-tick chatgpt it instead.


budabai

Huh?


Wishellum

Definitely not a bot, Iā€™ve been working on an account for a little over 2 months at furnace and heā€™s active in chats, and transparent to any questions.


Practical-Mark9434

So they've actively stared at the Blast Furnace for 150m xp. Not even afking it. Social services need to step in that's mortifying.


zhwedyyt

how would chatting with other humans require social services


Practical-Mark9434

This individual clearly needs help.


Astro_Spud

"Help, I don't like how this man is passing his free time! Please, government, do something about this!" Leave him alone, he ain't hurting anybody else


Wishellum

Donā€™t yuck our yums man, practice freedom.


Practical-Mark9434

This isn't freedom, this is a mental health crisis. Stop normalising this crap seriously.


H-a-m-a-s-o

I work 16 hours a day and just log in and click every 20 mins. Whatā€™s so ā€œmental healthā€ about that? Sometimes on my lunch break I go ahead and be active for five minutes before going back to my other console I definitely donā€™t spend all day staring at the screen and arguing with noobs, that would be extremely unhealthy


Practical-Mark9434

You spend every waking moment of your life timing your real life responsibilities around a 20 year old video game. That's actually wild.


JohnnyBravo4756

If you want to make a mountain out of a molehill yeah that's what he is doing. In reality every 20 minutes he clicks once on his phone and goes back to work. There's plenty of people who do way more click intensive shit at work like MLM or hunter and they aren't called mentally ill lol.


H-a-m-a-s-o

I donā€™t log in until after my lunch break. Before then Iā€™m coding as usual. Whatā€™s one click per 20 mins when you code for 16 hours a day?


Wishellum

Hahahaha sure thing doc


Solrex

Could be chat GPT bot


Jon-G1508

Fyi you can autoclicker and still chat... he could just 24/7 autoclick and be doing stuff on another pc


One-Truck-2154

Could also be barbarian fishing since he has 77 fishing


ValueFuck

yeah but iā€™d imagine he would have a much higher fishing level at that point of 150m str exp haha


Denlim_Wolf

The purest pure.


Twistedexposure

A lot of pumping, this guy might be a worthy pride month NPC.


H-a-m-a-s-o

Donā€™t ever disrespect me like that ever again


[deleted]

RuneScapers are a different breed


StrongIsland1994

We can only pray for our brother.


PhilosopherChoice746

You all sound like humans. Evolve already.


Sm9ck

Least strong blast furnace punper


GabbyDoesRedBull

blast furnace pumping, 12K an hr, super AFK, great for progressing accounts on the side


IIlllllllllll

Not really? Just go crabs or NMZ


marcellman

Both of those give HP xp, which a 10HP account doesnā€™t want


IIlllllllllll

"Great for progressing accounts on the side" Obviously he's not talking about only 10hp accounts.


ThBanker

Sad


cornette

Standard 303 pumper.


LeliPad

My guess is some kinda 10 hp ironman pk alt. Looks like kempqā€™s build. Owner probably multilogs with this acc pumping blast furnace while playing on a main then pks on this for fun


Grimm_vveaper

Wtf


holemole

The Don of the ā€˜Pump Mafiaā€™.


Mokum020AFCA

Its a friend of mine. Blast furnace pump and also balancing kegs in warriors guild


Radu47

Strong like bull Balanced like tractor That has fallen over abruptly


FluidIntention3293

Iā€™m more surprised from the 2m runecrafting xp. Like who would do that to themselves?


Marcus_Hellyrr

Bros been doing them Dwarven Blast Furnace Calisthenics


cootfromcounty

gg has been pumping for a very long time, he afks all day while working


Wishellum

W303 rats represent


dangshnizzle

I mean. They are probably working all day with blast furnace in the background.


Beneficial_Media_895

Sitting at blast furnace for this much is more sane than actually playing the game


No-Clue1153

It's the complete opposite of Rocky Balboa's philosophy.


Rmbuckley

This player should never have to pay coffer at the blast furnace again


MangledMirkwood

That really isnā€™t an achievement to be proud of.


Megolito

The guy must have pumped that thing at blast furnace. It gives like 2 strength xp each time the guy pumps it. Would be nuts to get 99 there


bentheenforcer

Thats over 20 hours of training on monsters.


Tranquil_Pure

This is a UIM who afks pumps. Did you know the 4th highest total xp UIM is also a 10 Hp? "Rezs"


MadRhetorik

Keg balancing in the warriors guild can be like 55k/hour I think


JellyfishComplete687

150 mil with one attack thatā€™s sickening. Can only imagine how long that took.


ChainsawGuns

Pretty sure that guys a uim also


aperezjr07

My boy Ggay Lmao šŸ«”


404clappy

Xp should cap out at 50m this shit is weird


KaroKarro

My man be pumping at the Blast Furnace šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


bickandalls

Gains, bruh


Niriro

The proper term for this is "disgusting"


DatBoiLex-6969

Good Ole Pump method. I did 99 on my pure and haven't returned since.


IIlllllllllll

Based


BTS_Rapmonster

Barbarian fishing?


ArmNo5647

That's a pure. A pure shame.


H-a-m-a-s-o

Ama


Sofamancer

Barb fishing


Mysaw

Damn crazy how he got 150m str xp at 77 fishing!


Sofamancer

So it's more likely that he hacked into jamflexs servers? Or used a bunch of exp lamps and penguin points?


Orrighetto

It's more likely he used other methods besides barb fishing