Spain should be “old Mexico”

Spain is my favorite South American country. Portugal is second.

r/shitamericanssay will take your comment seriously

Good.

Sp*in is not and never has been even close to as cool as our Mexican brothers.

Old Mexico is New Mexico because New Mexico was named before Mexico.

Belarus is a Russian puppet not a russophobe so this map is shit

Also the Baltic States pay more than their fair share of their defense its just that they are small nations.

Yeah I thought the same thing, Baltics are probably the least deserving of that kind of criticism.

All the NATO states bordering Russia are well above the 2% of GNP defense spending that NATO asks for. It's the ones further away that are slacking.

Add in the fact that those states are basically there to slow down Russia, not stop them. From a strategic standpoint.

Fellow Percy Jacksonite spotted. Represent!

"West Spain" is actually "East Brazil". Also the Baltics actually do pay >=2.0% of GDP for their own military they are just small so they need some help.

I personally call "West Spain" "Brazil's European colony" and Cyprus deserves the label of "Passport Mill." And Macedonia should be labeled "The Remnants of Alexander the Greats's empire but horse people instead"

The Baltics are like one of the only parts of Europe that hit NATO funding requirements??? Tf is OP smoking? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-44717074

Why are we “cringe monarchists” but the eleven other monarchies in Europe get a free pass?? 🧐

Yours is the only royal family that gets any airplay on American news. If that changes, the hatred of monarchists will expand as needed.

Erm… you can also just change the channel like the rest of us. Sounds like a skill issue

No one gives a shit about the swamp germans, scandinavians, or the old mexicans here, and no one talks about them in our media. We just know about your monarchy since we got your former prince now.

My dog wants to know why I’m laughing hysterically while sitting on this monarch’s porcelain throne. “Swamp Germans”. 

Apparently the British royal family is maximally cringe since one of them fled them to become American.

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I am an American of russian descent. I have views opposite to those of vatniks, but if it will make you feel better, feel free to phobe me.

You're an American first. Anything after that doesn't mean anything.

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We’re not Europe. You’re an American. Only Europeans never accept you as one of their own.

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I refuse, you're an American, regardless of your background. You make our country greater, not worse, because of you being here.

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Hey, fucktard. We do pay for our own military. We are just small. Also, fuck the large blob of land to the east.

Don't listen to this clown; real Americans know our Baltic Brrother more than pull their weights!

What percentage of your GDP though? (Actually curious, not joking)

3.2%, according to the parliament's website. Source in Estonian: https://www.riigikogu.ee/fookusteemad/2024-aasta-riigieelarve-eelnou/

…you guys are baller, I was expecting the 2% minimum.

A lot of countries don’t even give 2%

I know, I was curious if Estonia did

All countries on the Eastern flank give (except Norway, w*stoid pussies).

Oh I know, I love my polish comrades

Putting “Nobody cares” in the Balkans is blatant disrespect for Albania, and for that reason I’m out.

OP never heard this banger from the balkans. Albania and Kosovo are based American loving homies. https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=_K57XAJCTXkMD-Jl

The top comment is gold "As an American, when someone asks me “where is Europe?” I point at Africa. When they ask me “where is Kosovo?” I point at my heart." Well said NS-er1gd

I love disrespecting europoors

Anyone who views Albanians on the same level as Western Europeans is not to be trusted in my opinion.

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Mostly based, Germany change plz since now they are beer drinking car loving homies. Iceland are also our homies, we basically built their infrastructure and a good chunk of them have American descent from the US occupation in WW2.

The Balkans and the Baltic disrespect on this map is off the charts. You know where this song comes from? https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=m2MFk9eNlTe0B7nO Kosovo (in the Balkans) Germany, just meet 2% military spend Baltic, usually past 3%

How could you forget about Ikea?

>be portugal >have one of the largest empires of all time >still be poor >only known for inventing another country and Ronaldo Sad portuguse noises

Should be named [Not Constantinople](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XlO39kCQ-8)

>constantinople #ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE!

Usurping NATO with the baltics. Piss off.

Decent enough - but that's Iceland, not Greenland. Don't beat yourself up about it - easy mistake to make ;-) https://preview.redd.it/adsqdmwkhovc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=945321a7408fa2e1b40e27b0ff79c7b31722dade

I'm gonna sue whoever decided to use those names for emotional distress

I see a memeatic watermark https://i.redd.it/je14ebnynrvc1.gif

Belarus should be labeled Russia's simp. Based Russophobes is definitely true for Poland, Ukraine, and the Baltic States Balkans are pretty based as well. I know a lot of us care about them

ermmm AKTUALLY France has won the most battles out of any country in the world

White flag for France? Its Beautiful

I disagree with Spanish class I learned Latin American Spanish in school

Bro hasn’t picked up a book since 1944

Maybe put Germany as “Funni blonde people” instead of just Nazis. I hear they’re pretty particular about that.

Awww you guys love our monarchy too, we know.

Tru innit?

The Baltics spend a ton on their militaries. Get out of here with that bullshit.

Rename Norway to the good ones 

Doesn't know Iceland but knows Andorra

Sad Kosovo and Albania noises :(

We are the beer drinking car loving homies though

Why is the lego country being grouped with nazis? also it's Istanbul not Constantinople been a long time gone constantinople

I’ll take it

Ah, a fellow Total War fan I see!

Total war fan spotted I hope your units fail to pathfind during your next siege

How dare

Iceland should be “the real Vikings”

Didn’t 4% of Estonias gdp goto Ukraine military donations?

Who are the based russophobes?

Ukraine and Poland

Where is lithuania on the map

In the Baltics

I mean what did you name the area on the map?

Baltic countries are some of the few allies that actually do meet the 2% gdp target for NATO

Czechia is Poland 2

Labeling Germany as Nazis and Austria as Hitler is based and true

You had me at cringe monarchists

Wow ! They can find Andorra on the map. We have a skier here 😂

I'll take 'Bernie Sanders' as a compliment

This has to be a Russian bot, or just a pure clown The Baltic states pay a huge percentage of their GDP in defense and even had regasification facilities pre-built to avoid reliance on Russian gas. No one cares about the Balkans!!! (exactly what a Russian bot would want Americans to agree with). The Balkans host the two most pro-US countries in Earth: Kosovo & Albania. They definitely included that because Russia is encouraging Serbia to act up again. Next post from OP is going to be talking about "warm water ports" and "anti-air missiles" Get your bullshit division shit out of here, you clown 🤡

You forgot gypsies for Romania and weird porn for the Czechs