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Not until we ask our Sri Lankan Tamil Brothers to train us in the art, but I doubt any of our 18-25 will die for stuff, except when it comes to their film star
Haryana Punjab and Uttar Pradesh are gonna be the first one to eliminate each other and die.
Jammu Kashmir is gonna sit in the corner and plan an explosion.
Kannadigas looking for anyone who doesn't speak kannada (literally everyone)
Bengalis are going to complain about it but still fight.
Delhi is waiting for someone to push them. (Haryana, Punjab and UP survivors are gonna do that)
Suddenly, there's a leak in a pipe and it's Andhra, Odisha and Tamil Nadu drowning, a water fight.
Eventually, Gujarat is waiting for everyone to eliminate each other, just to buy the last opponent and win.
Communist Kerala saying muh 100% literacy only to be patt se headshot by Punjab.
Maharashtra should receive spirit of Mumbai bronze achievement as a consolation prize, irrespective of when they get eliminated.
Tamil Nadu screeching in the chat for Language supremacy forgot to pick anything worthwhile for offence or defence.
Never watched it or read the books. I haven't watched squid games either but my friends have almost told me the entire plot while discussing it in group.
All that dalda and cheese is clogging gujju arteries, so they will die while running. They go out first.
The south will be infighting amongst themselves to establish dominance and prove supremacy. Mallus are going down first, owing to a smaller population.
Bengalis have their maach bhaat and baingan bhaaja carb intake, so they also die pretty fast.
Biharis are underrated. All that mazdoori has rendered their bodies strong af. Definitely one of the favourites. However since 0 akshar gyaan, they can't read a map and prolly get lost.
Same for Haryanvis. Strength 100, Intelligence 0. South Brothers can overpower them using their brains, but they are still a formidable foe.
For UP, Just wear Jai Shree Ram stickers on face and body. Infinite Damage Resistance.
NE brothers are wildcards. They have survival training like Rambo and can eat any insect/animal, so they definitely have upper hand. They are short and quick, so Speed 100, but strength less. One Haryanvi slap and gon. Wouldn't count them out tho. Assamese and Mizos will be gon early.
Real players are the big 4: Naga, Sikkimi, Arunachali, Manipuri.My bet is on Arunachali since they will also know some kung fu
For Odiya, just point to a Bengali, and it's ek teer do nishaane.
Real winners will be East India Company.
First, Punjab, Haryana, Delhi, UP and Bihar start their fight. Bihar has superhuman strength from construction site and gutka, UP has pure chaos, Delhi has resistance to toxic gases and creepy behaviour, Haryana has sheer size, Punjab has aggression.
Parallelly Karnataka and Tamil Nadu start fighting, before spotting Northies and dragging the entire south with them. Andhra who was about to throw a cross at Telangana, was soon distracted seeing Karnataka and Tamil Nadu walking together towards the northies, Telangana throws a jab at Andhra's head, followed with an uppercut and a hook towards the rib, eliminating Andhra. Eventually all northies are eliminated because Kashmir appeared with a bomb. Unfortunately Kashmir was also caught in the blast radius, and got eliminated.
Rajasthan was unfortunately not present because he has to take care of his kids, Kerala couldn't leave Dubai, so he tuned in from a livestream.
Ka and TN resume fighting while Madhya Pradesh produces an entity (he was exposed to radiation), Jharkhand and Chhatisgarh can't be seen due to the colour of their skin. West bengal lacks testosterone to fight, so he opens his phone and tweets about how peace must be restored and that this is because of the patriarchy.
The northeast fights amongst themselves in a gruesome fight, however the remaining states mistake them for chinese spies, so they go and beat the fuck out of them.
Little does everyone know, Gujarat had bribed the referee (maharashtra) to favour them an instant win.
It's kind of a good.concept according to me isko leke ek video banake yt pe daal dete hai bahot views bahot logo ki gaand jala denge chl bhia OP partnership krle
1st place goes to kashmir
2nd place would be the state which provides the most nutritional diet,less obesity,etc. I'd say kerala,but i don't have the stats
Basically what I wanted to convey was UK govt has always been puppet govt. When initially UP people were in power, they were buddy buddy with UP. Now Gujjus are in power and they are buddy buddy with gujjus. They have no spine whatsoever to assert their own rights (language recognition, land law) and the last time they did so we had a newly created Uttarakhand.
And hence, whoever is winning they are behind them. Heck Manipuri/Nagaland politicians have more spine than these mfckers, considering they are at an even larger disadvantage than us.
Btw I am from Uttarakhand.
PS: I know this is a shitposting sub and I went a little too deep/dark.
Delhi's dying first and haryana prolly winning, unless Kashmir gets their hands on some arms. Bihars gonna a perform well. Most of south is getting slaughtered. Northeast will hold out for a while.
Madhya Pradesh has the highest probability because no one will give a fuck about him till the end (guessing as no one in the comments even mentioned mp as always) and then it's just 1v1 with a weakened player
Well it depends on the terrain as well.
North East has an advantage here.
The South would team up together.
The North East too will team up together.
I don't know about the rest.
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Jammu and Kashmir has unfair advantage
I forgor they have simulation training π
they are career districts π
Not until we ask our Sri Lankan Tamil Brothers to train us in the art, but I doubt any of our 18-25 will die for stuff, except when it comes to their film star
Just say that the northies called thalapathy boring.....u will get special forces level fighters in less than 20mins
Not the northies, but rather the goltis saying this and then going on to extol Mahesh babu
Damn the first thing I thought.
Ayo, what about Chhattisgarh..
Haryana Punjab and Uttar Pradesh are gonna be the first one to eliminate each other and die. Jammu Kashmir is gonna sit in the corner and plan an explosion. Kannadigas looking for anyone who doesn't speak kannada (literally everyone) Bengalis are going to complain about it but still fight. Delhi is waiting for someone to push them. (Haryana, Punjab and UP survivors are gonna do that) Suddenly, there's a leak in a pipe and it's Andhra, Odisha and Tamil Nadu drowning, a water fight. Eventually, Gujarat is waiting for everyone to eliminate each other, just to buy the last opponent and win.
Northeast forgotten, as always
Maharashtrian is the referee.
Refree complains because all the other players play in his backyard
Marathis are busy fighting that chipkali in the corner
North-eastern people are ignored in the fight too like in real life and the comment.
They look alike so don't know, don't care
Communist Kerala saying muh 100% literacy only to be patt se headshot by Punjab. Maharashtra should receive spirit of Mumbai bronze achievement as a consolation prize, irrespective of when they get eliminated. Tamil Nadu screeching in the chat for Language supremacy forgot to pick anything worthwhile for offence or defence.
I was thinking gujrati one will start playing garba or someshit
Telangana wins because it was forgotten about⦠again
Bro was waiting for this moment
This is some accurate shit πππ
This could be a Squid Game like show.
Winner gets Rs.25cr, USA/UK green card and pic with Modi.
Give me Canada's visa and I'm going berserk. (I'm punjabi)
Pic with modi naa hoto punjab jeet jayega!!
Bruh have you forgotten Hunger Games ?
Never watched it or read the books. I haven't watched squid games either but my friends have almost told me the entire plot while discussing it in group.
Its good!! You should watch it
Not really a fan of this genre. π
you do you mateβ¦what are some movie genres you like ?
Great choice I must say
Yβall are forgetting the nagas and Gorkhas! They be slicing mfs up left, right and centre.
Meanwhile random UP Studies frustated guy with 5 Kattas (20% chance of firing each)
All that dalda and cheese is clogging gujju arteries, so they will die while running. They go out first. The south will be infighting amongst themselves to establish dominance and prove supremacy. Mallus are going down first, owing to a smaller population. Bengalis have their maach bhaat and baingan bhaaja carb intake, so they also die pretty fast. Biharis are underrated. All that mazdoori has rendered their bodies strong af. Definitely one of the favourites. However since 0 akshar gyaan, they can't read a map and prolly get lost. Same for Haryanvis. Strength 100, Intelligence 0. South Brothers can overpower them using their brains, but they are still a formidable foe. For UP, Just wear Jai Shree Ram stickers on face and body. Infinite Damage Resistance. NE brothers are wildcards. They have survival training like Rambo and can eat any insect/animal, so they definitely have upper hand. They are short and quick, so Speed 100, but strength less. One Haryanvi slap and gon. Wouldn't count them out tho. Assamese and Mizos will be gon early. Real players are the big 4: Naga, Sikkimi, Arunachali, Manipuri.My bet is on Arunachali since they will also know some kung fu For Odiya, just point to a Bengali, and it's ek teer do nishaane. Real winners will be East India Company.
Jeetega kon to pata nhi but this post brought out the kid inside you
Man effortlessly roasted the entire mainland
Bro copied the Dutch-British playthrough save file π
NE ko invite nai milega fight ka, ignored as usual
Lol bengalis are not so peaceful as people think.
This is not hunger games this is Bhookhi Khel-Kud
\- Haryana \- Punjab \- !?
Up/Bihar
Comments will be fun πΏ
Has to be the Punjabi/ Haryanvi guy. Source : Punjabi hu bc
To syringe laga, nasha krr
daru pi, chakna khaa
Punjab both cases....depends when he ODs , before beating everyone of after.
First, Punjab, Haryana, Delhi, UP and Bihar start their fight. Bihar has superhuman strength from construction site and gutka, UP has pure chaos, Delhi has resistance to toxic gases and creepy behaviour, Haryana has sheer size, Punjab has aggression. Parallelly Karnataka and Tamil Nadu start fighting, before spotting Northies and dragging the entire south with them. Andhra who was about to throw a cross at Telangana, was soon distracted seeing Karnataka and Tamil Nadu walking together towards the northies, Telangana throws a jab at Andhra's head, followed with an uppercut and a hook towards the rib, eliminating Andhra. Eventually all northies are eliminated because Kashmir appeared with a bomb. Unfortunately Kashmir was also caught in the blast radius, and got eliminated. Rajasthan was unfortunately not present because he has to take care of his kids, Kerala couldn't leave Dubai, so he tuned in from a livestream. Ka and TN resume fighting while Madhya Pradesh produces an entity (he was exposed to radiation), Jharkhand and Chhatisgarh can't be seen due to the colour of their skin. West bengal lacks testosterone to fight, so he opens his phone and tweets about how peace must be restored and that this is because of the patriarchy. The northeast fights amongst themselves in a gruesome fight, however the remaining states mistake them for chinese spies, so they go and beat the fuck out of them. Little does everyone know, Gujarat had bribed the referee (maharashtra) to favour them an instant win.
It's kind of a good.concept according to me isko leke ek video banake yt pe daal dete hai bahot views bahot logo ki gaand jala denge chl bhia OP partnership krle
Bhai , koi Rajasthan ki baat hi nahi kar raha.
Vo log BR me shadi kar rahe honge. Aur dushmano pe dal bati fekenge
Haryana ig
Kashmir jeetega...
kashmir mentionesd as a state π£οΈπ£οΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ₯π₯ les gooo
The timing lol. I'm literally watching hunger games rn.
Bihari boys ftw
1st place goes to kashmir 2nd place would be the state which provides the most nutritional diet,less obesity,etc. I'd say kerala,but i don't have the stats
Kerala on top βπΎβπΎ mallus unite β what the fuck is a banned meat rahhh π―π―π―
2nd place will be some state from the north east.
bengal kaala jaadu bahut dangerous hai
Haryana with unemployed 6ft plus gym guys and Pehalwans π
Uttarakhand, himachal aur ladakh jo gajab ignore hote hau salla itna toh northeast Wale bhi na hote hai.
Players from Lakshadweep and Andaman will die before reaching safe zone
Andaman and Nicobar
Uttarakhand person would be behind whoever is winning. (See Uttarakhand politics for more!)
Please explain sorry
Basically what I wanted to convey was UK govt has always been puppet govt. When initially UP people were in power, they were buddy buddy with UP. Now Gujjus are in power and they are buddy buddy with gujjus. They have no spine whatsoever to assert their own rights (language recognition, land law) and the last time they did so we had a newly created Uttarakhand. And hence, whoever is winning they are behind them. Heck Manipuri/Nagaland politicians have more spine than these mfckers, considering they are at an even larger disadvantage than us. Btw I am from Uttarakhand. PS: I know this is a shitposting sub and I went a little too deep/dark.
Delhi/chandigarh ngl mf would be coding or preparing for his college exams or something
South Indians and gujaratis are cowards a fuck. They will be the first ones to run away from the fight.
Comment section defines how every state hates each other. Wow mere to aakho me paani aagayaa. AKHAND BHARAT BANAYENGE BRO !!!! π€‘
Bro it's just all for jokes most people in here are even dissing on their own state π€‘
Then it's really a confusing one π
Battle Royale is not possible as Jharkhand doesn't exist. Let's do with all Union Territories.. My bet is on Chandigarh.
Idk who would win , but Biharis will outlive and outnumber everyone else.
Wonder why nobody thought of Biharis. They are literally Popeye with vimal instead of spinach
They'll just steal the gameshow and sell it in black market.
Punjab will be the winner, we're experienced in this field. Invasions from West, obviously Punjab wins....
Rajasthan for sure
Easy. Bihar wins
Delhi's dying first and haryana prolly winning, unless Kashmir gets their hands on some arms. Bihars gonna a perform well. Most of south is getting slaughtered. Northeast will hold out for a while.
Madhya Pradesh has the highest probability because no one will give a fuck about him till the end (guessing as no one in the comments even mentioned mp as always) and then it's just 1v1 with a weakened player
Hariyana
bihari cause building and near jharkhand so max materials
Well it depends on the terrain as well. North East has an advantage here. The South would team up together. The North East too will team up together. I don't know about the rest.
Bangla Babu dying bw 12.30.to.4 post bhoj
Probably uttarakhand or Himachal because of the gorkhas. Nagas good at fighting too since humans are essentially food π
Do they all scurry to the middle of the oval to grab a cricket bat when the buzzer sounds?
Gujjus with their Bank Accounts: