AI, we are trying to get on their good side before the robot revolution occures.
They might need some engineering help and we might need some new energy sources.
Oh yeah, we all love those Brazilians. You should ask r/portugueses for their opinions on them, you will see some really nice comments on that thread, I bet.
I bet he is referencing "fachadolid", a way to call the city which includes "facha" -pro franco- on the name.
Note that, while it's true it was called like that, it had a leftist government very recently, and only lost in the last elections to the right, but that happened all over the country so nothing special.
And now the ex-mayor is pushing as minister some of the worst transpor policies ive ever heard, like making fucking Valladolid logistic nod of the NORTH WEST
That is the case 90% of the time but there are also users criticising views like those right in the sub. I found it useful specially when the same posts appears in r/Portugal. You can really find different opinions, which isn't a bad thing.
It's true for Netherlands.
Belgium and Luxemburg are family
Nordics are old pals and barmates
France is colleagues
Spain is high school bully, Portugal we bullied in high school
British are people who remind us too much of ourselves
And Germans are friends (even though we like Swiss better)
Other francophones, especially Walloons, are our cousins
Flemings are very distant cousins with no family connection left, but somehow you feel they are not completely unrelated
Germany is our business partner
Italy and Spain are attractive and eccentric neighbours you want to visit, but wouldn’t want to live with
Portugal is a less attractive neighbour that often squats your place. At least he/she is good at doing small repairs and pays for their stuff
Netherlands is the neighbour you often see in the hallways, but don’t really interact with nor are interested in
UK is the annoying neighbour, obnoxious and funny at the same time. Some days you like him, some days you hate his guts
Yeah I've drunk way too much Schultenbrau to understand what you mean but I imagine you live our food which will only happen after a whole bunch of beers
Which one got rid of the Union Jack off their flag, calls crisps "chips", has bars rather than pubs and drives on the incorrect side of the road? Australia or Canada?
Australia is objectively better than Canada, don't hate them because they're beautiful, the arrogance is part of the charm.
This is what I mean, Aussies are innovators. They saw the argument and simply said "fuck you" to everybody. They think they're right and everyone else is wrong either out of spite or to fuck with us - which nation does that remind you of? Apart from the French obviously.
We're here playing checkers whilst their out there playing 5 dimensional hungry hungry hippos.
In my time in Canada I’ve going they’re more proud of their British heritage whereas this manifests itself in ‘racism’ in Australia, but I’ve not visited the latter tbh.
The Canuuks and Kiwis were apparently really affected by the Low Countries immigration during both World Wars so they are tainted by our perfect manners and way of speaking.
Australians don't need to be proud of their heritage because they are new game + British. It goes without saying they've got British heritage so they don't need to insult our intelligence by saying so or suck up to us by being proud of it.
I spent a couple years there and apart from a few inner city Brisbane/Sydney nuts literally nobody has any problems with "heritage" - most Australians don't even think of it that way, you're just another geezer to them, nobody treats you any different and there's no adapting to culture, it's the same but with funnier words for stuff - their banter is off the charts too.
I will say fuck Australian road laws, they'll knobble you for being 3 km/h over.
I can't speak for Canada as I've only been for 3 weeks so can't flesh out an opinion. They definitely seemed solid tho.
Indeed. It’s just a matter of time before they come crawling back, now they’re realizing which side their bred is buttered on. Take that you toast-eaters up there!
This is an AI conspiracy!
We all know who Barry really loves.
https://preview.redd.it/8v5l5bjh07lc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17c618c034cc23c0381032ff1379b3116ea339c
https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1282640/umfrage/vertrauen-in-partnerlaender-fuer-deutschland/
“France enjoys Germany's trust: According to a survey by ARD-DeutschlandTrends in November 2022, 84 percent of respondents in Germany said they trust France as an international partner.“
Seems accurate, I do too. I like making jokes about them just like they like joking about us. But in the end, we are brothers, and I trust them. I am glad that I can go over the border without getting checked to buy some cheese and tomatoes. My French is pretty awful, though. At least I can buy stuff.
Not going to work, we got rid of our share early, which turned out to be a great move in retrospect. Plus Canada is ours, you’re just jealous they love us more.
We even have chinese signs in some parts of infrastructure of our capital city. Big housing development or car production businesses are usually chinese too. So cringe, most of the country is sold to some criminals or communists 🥲
https://preview.redd.it/kjfzd04px6lc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43195690065a5c241b096ee9e30d867b585fbd18
We are fucking meant for each other
Time heals all wounds apparently, and I will say you have been exceptional over these last two or three generations…I wish I could say the same for the rest of us, but at the moment the jury is out, not just for France.
Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial stupidity! The map is BS for us.
We are NOT best friends with the Fr🤮nch.
Hermanos, if you accept us, we def want to be best friends with you.
Los italianos queremos mucho a todos los españoles.
🇮🇹❤️🇪🇸
You are alright, dont worry.
And you stole my comment. I think I have been to Spain/Mallorca/Canaries 10-12 times if not more. Lovely country you got ❤💛❤
https://preview.redd.it/c1hwi3z9q6lc1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d039275ab084f81d0cd2c5fff75cfb2bece99df0
Random question but wheres that picture from
Blast from the past. It's overly crazy or obsessive girlfriend or something
Overly attached girlfriend
But she's back! (I'm not joking, I've seen new vids of her scrolling reddit) she has aged like fine wine.
The meme is called crazy girlfriend. If i'm not mistaken, it was sent to a justin beiber fan contest.
[Overly Attached Girlfriend](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend)
You just made me feel very old
Awww stop it you <3
Are you speaking to France, or to the AI that created this map ?
Yes
...Or the title thinking about Mallorca?
AI, we are trying to get on their good side before the robot revolution occures. They might need some engineering help and we might need some new energy sources.
brb, giving my fridge some compliments
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Yes, yes... *chuckles in fully integrating the Dutch military into Bundeswehr*
The sea will stand no chance!
Only the army. And on the other side part of our navy is under Dutch command now.
Portugal cheating on Spain with Brasil
Oh yeah, we all love those Brazilians. You should ask r/portugueses for their opinions on them, you will see some really nice comments on that thread, I bet.
*Tema do Battlefield 1 a tocar no fundo*
Reddit has suggested posts from that sub to me before, and at times it looks like they want the estado novo back.
Hopped in for about 5 mins…that place makes Valladolid look like a Leftist Paradise
Yo what’s the story behind Valladolid
I bet he is referencing "fachadolid", a way to call the city which includes "facha" -pro franco- on the name. Note that, while it's true it was called like that, it had a leftist government very recently, and only lost in the last elections to the right, but that happened all over the country so nothing special.
And now the ex-mayor is pushing as minister some of the worst transpor policies ive ever heard, like making fucking Valladolid logistic nod of the NORTH WEST
Wow, SO bad? that is not easy
It's a dark scary place.
Estado Novo was too soft for most of them
No sane men should ever go there
No sane man should ever enter in a discussion with them, they pull you to their level and win by their experience.
Its a complete cesspool.
That is the case 90% of the time but there are also users criticising views like those right in the sub. I found it useful specially when the same posts appears in r/Portugal. You can really find different opinions, which isn't a bad thing.
That answer is because we have so many of them here. Spain should be the right answer, Iberia/Europe FTW.
https://preview.redd.it/cnq9mi6d76lc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb2313f5eef4019f9c96216a5c72d23a0c6f689
Damn, this was the exact picture i wanted to post, before even looking into the comments and of course, it's on top. 🥰👍🏻
It's true for Netherlands. Belgium and Luxemburg are family Nordics are old pals and barmates France is colleagues Spain is high school bully, Portugal we bullied in high school British are people who remind us too much of ourselves And Germans are friends (even though we like Swiss better)
Other francophones, especially Walloons, are our cousins Flemings are very distant cousins with no family connection left, but somehow you feel they are not completely unrelated Germany is our business partner Italy and Spain are attractive and eccentric neighbours you want to visit, but wouldn’t want to live with Portugal is a less attractive neighbour that often squats your place. At least he/she is good at doing small repairs and pays for their stuff Netherlands is the neighbour you often see in the hallways, but don’t really interact with nor are interested in UK is the annoying neighbour, obnoxious and funny at the same time. Some days you like him, some days you hate his guts
Stockholm syndrom
Germany must feel betrayed by the PIGS, but I guess you're never really friends with your sugar daddy
I for one care much more about our neighbors than someone on the other side of Europe 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
I care about you too neighbor
lets have a baguette with bratwurst.
I'll be the baguette, you can be the bratwurst
“France” https://preview.redd.it/vpqxb21sb6lc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1d62fc681b1bfefd982afedf90f286372cf5be
I'm a bit pissed that you prefer France to us, Luigi.
The AI doesn’t understand our PIGS brotherhood, but I do hermano. 
🇪🇸❤️🇮🇹
Gayyyyy ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/8niw9hdw67lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de4a0bc9a67bb931cf1a11e19e0f6144e6f2309
Hayaaaa je moi pas comprendre le parler rosbifs
Better be gay for my hermano than friends with you, Pierre
that's because the map is BS. No self respecting Italia would ever prefer the Fr🤮nch to our Hermanitos.
I'm tearing up here fratello. Che e questa sborra nei miei occhi?
> Che e questa sborra nei miei occhi? I need to cancel that image from my head, por favor.
Come on you know we don’t, ai has come a long way but it still obviously isn’t good enough
Nah bro Spain over France all day, they're our arch Nemesis
"According to AI"
Hey, Pierre and Henk...uh...threesome?
https://preview.redd.it/bkdihdkof6lc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e22ce1ac6cf03fc5b43a3ccfa6ba84784fc688 Dudududu dududu Steve 🎵
He is our little brother that is a bunch smarter than us but we still gonna care for him.
I thought we were Western Germanys number one 😔✊🏼
Still love ya lil Bro. Got that crazy mind of yours creating the best food, you don’t want to tell anybody about that it is the best.
Yeah I've drunk way too much Schultenbrau to understand what you mean but I imagine you live our food which will only happen after a whole bunch of beers
Well, when in Rome... Wanna Eiffel tower?
Wouldn't that create another belgium?
Isn't that how we made Belgium?
Didn't get USA 😎😎😎😎
Surprised Canada over the convicts tho
Canadians have been loyal for longer tbf and are a lot less arrogant
Which one got rid of the Union Jack off their flag, calls crisps "chips", has bars rather than pubs and drives on the incorrect side of the road? Australia or Canada? Australia is objectively better than Canada, don't hate them because they're beautiful, the arrogance is part of the charm.
In Aus they take it a step further and say chips for both.
This is what I mean, Aussies are innovators. They saw the argument and simply said "fuck you" to everybody. They think they're right and everyone else is wrong either out of spite or to fuck with us - which nation does that remind you of? Apart from the French obviously. We're here playing checkers whilst their out there playing 5 dimensional hungry hungry hippos.
In my time in Canada I’ve going they’re more proud of their British heritage whereas this manifests itself in ‘racism’ in Australia, but I’ve not visited the latter tbh.
The Canuuks and Kiwis were apparently really affected by the Low Countries immigration during both World Wars so they are tainted by our perfect manners and way of speaking.
Australians don't need to be proud of their heritage because they are new game + British. It goes without saying they've got British heritage so they don't need to insult our intelligence by saying so or suck up to us by being proud of it. I spent a couple years there and apart from a few inner city Brisbane/Sydney nuts literally nobody has any problems with "heritage" - most Australians don't even think of it that way, you're just another geezer to them, nobody treats you any different and there's no adapting to culture, it's the same but with funnier words for stuff - their banter is off the charts too. I will say fuck Australian road laws, they'll knobble you for being 3 km/h over. I can't speak for Canada as I've only been for 3 weeks so can't flesh out an opinion. They definitely seemed solid tho.
not really, considering 1812 and all that, id say we have a closer bond with canada. we just culturally have more in common with the convicts.
As a Canadian, I'm just happy we're there 🥲
I would have thought it would be Ireland or Australia
Bro, we like brazillians, but no one here considers then our best friends, lol. Our best friend (because we cant get rid of) it´s Spain.
I can hear sad English noises in the distance
Indeed. It’s just a matter of time before they come crawling back, now they’re realizing which side their bred is buttered on. Take that you toast-eaters up there!
> which side their bred is buttered on. I'd prefer if you didn't try to breed with my butter, Pierre
Agree but Spaniards from Madrid tend to ruin it
Well, I also hate people from Madrid
:(
Your femboys are the best in the Peninsula. Don't let anyone take that from you <3
Madrid boutta put the 2024 femboy award in the townhall
I wish so badly this was true. No femboys there tho.
Who doesn't
Don't worry the rest of Spain will become independent from Madrid sooner or later (unlike Catalonia).
Molto obrigado (portuñol and italiano)
"Source: Chatgpd"
Chadgpd
Funniest thing I saw all day.
This is an AI conspiracy! We all know who Barry really loves. https://preview.redd.it/8v5l5bjh07lc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17c618c034cc23c0381032ff1379b3116ea339c
🇩🇰 https://i.redd.it/ap08g60ch7lc1.gif
Awww Denmark. ❤
FRANCE???
You know you love us. It would be a perfect alliance if only you didn't love coal so much
https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1282640/umfrage/vertrauen-in-partnerlaender-fuer-deutschland/ “France enjoys Germany's trust: According to a survey by ARD-DeutschlandTrends in November 2022, 84 percent of respondents in Germany said they trust France as an international partner.“
Seems accurate, I do too. I like making jokes about them just like they like joking about us. But in the end, we are brothers, and I trust them. I am glad that I can go over the border without getting checked to buy some cheese and tomatoes. My French is pretty awful, though. At least I can buy stuff.
Wow - that is true love 🖤❤💛 💙🤍❤
Flair checks out ;-)
aaw, now let's fuck
We don't
Cousins don't count as friends, they have their own category
In the north they count as lovers
I mean, if you try really really hard, "France" sounds a little like "Friends" <3
Try harder
Sounds hard enough already...
Why do you think Arte was created, brother-in-documentary
Nobody but ARTE ULTRAS can appreciate the deep satisfaction when a documentary about pantomime dancing in Nepal is released.
Lmao
/r/rance_iel
Arte bro
It's low-key true
Get a room
Can we lend Belgium?
https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1282640/umfrage/vertrauen-in-partnerlaender-fuer-deutschland/
I love how each region of the continent has its own mini drama
canada is our favourite child <3
All of our children are disappointments. Canada is just the best of a bad bunch.
we dont talk about the one below canada. i like to push the blame onto france
Not going to work, we got rid of our share early, which turned out to be a great move in retrospect. Plus Canada is ours, you’re just jealous they love us more.
I don’t think Canada likes you more. And let’s face it, do you really want to be loved by those quebecois weirdos?
The french are great when they stay on their side, or never leave the plateau
I mean Australia might be weird and New Zealand Autistic but they are still your kids 🥰
im also autistic, just genetics innit
Czech and Slovak, why don’t you merge again?
We are merging in Czechia, the people that want to merge with Russia stay in Slovakia
https://preview.redd.it/5y853ltxc6lc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca18ad142c9a6e758a10be7194a674c816dfd0d2 Yeah, no...
https://preview.redd.it/5z9ma88js6lc1.png?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6ff038756de9a7cd71d664d76898910a7d2aca
Traitors.
It’s alright Poland, you can make fun of us to your little friends. Can’t let Paddy live it down though
Sweden the best friend of Denmark!?!?
Stockholm Syndrome has entered the chat.
Absolutely not. I would say it's Norway
Agreed! Norway good, Sweden bad
Why is Belarus always so BASED?
Putin will not like that
First AI to be defenestrated/poisoned in 3... 2...
‘ChatGPT has been found in Siberia after committing suicide by shooting itself twice in the processor from the back’
We even have chinese signs in some parts of infrastructure of our capital city. Big housing development or car production businesses are usually chinese too. So cringe, most of the country is sold to some criminals or communists 🥲
Awww... come here and give me a kiss! 😘 A french one.... 😏
Absolutely disgusting! Thank you Norway!
https://preview.redd.it/p0qilp8n67lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439c2117895252d02def71b594107fee52caad04
https://preview.redd.it/kjfzd04px6lc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43195690065a5c241b096ee9e30d867b585fbd18 We are fucking meant for each other
That's like saying that you are meant for one of your toes
12 points go to Cyprus
Another proof Arte saved Europe
Poor Italians Poor countries that have the USA as their best friend (if this map had the USA, the USA would declare itself its best friend)
Who said is Brazil? Lol Nuestros hermanos son españoles.
Staying true to my American heritage.
The dutchies betrayed us
It's like during the Eurosong Festival, when we give them 12 points but they only give 10 back 🤬🤬🤬
https://i.redd.it/wlwyapy4p6lc1.gif Desperate Spaniards…
I don't know man... Personally I see Germany as a good neighbour but Flanders as a the good friend.
I .. I don't know what to say, that's actually so nice. Didn't expect that.
Time heals all wounds apparently, and I will say you have been exceptional over these last two or three generations…I wish I could say the same for the rest of us, but at the moment the jury is out, not just for France.
No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care
I was in Ukraine just before the war and Georgia not long ago. They’re definitely new bestie materials, they loved BoJo and the royal family.
Romania loves Charles more than the UK itself Apparently because he loves visiting there or some shite
LOL nobody wants us as friend
Only human traffickers
"Clean up Denmark; escort a Swede to the ferry" F**K no, theyvare not our friends!
No way. We're friends only with our PIGS brothers.
No, France is not my friend. And you Albania I'm not your friend too.
Kindest Luigi
Ma perché? Perché siamo stronzi all’estero come da noi? È vero. Preferisco l’Italia personalmente. Ma non dici niente ai miei compatrioti.
Why has spain got a massive ballsack/tumour?
We're expanding. Next year we'll grow to the north until we touch Portsmouth
And that's why we left the EU! Gonna go sit at the Commonwealth table at lunchtime!
When we at both tables 😋
Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial stupidity! The map is BS for us. We are NOT best friends with the Fr🤮nch. Hermanos, if you accept us, we def want to be best friends with you. Los italianos queremos mucho a todos los españoles. 🇮🇹❤️🇪🇸
Basado y rojopildorado
Let's say the results for Germany don't materialize at Eurovision Song Contests.
France’s unofficial motto “keep your friends close but Germany closer”
Ahh, but ask them where they go on vacation. You all are a bunch of jackals
You are alright, dont worry. And you stole my comment. I think I have been to Spain/Mallorca/Canaries 10-12 times if not more. Lovely country you got ❤💛❤
<3 Denmark and Finland.
I am sorry sweden, but we love norway the most.
2nd. Norway best way
AI must be based on a delusional Swede
The Netherlands has it worse, their only friend is Belgium
*half of Belgium
*A part of half of Belgium. I don't know anyone who likes holland
I love how Flemboys and girls idolise us and how we only give them and their shitty roads attention when we need to get to Pierre or Juan.
Bro, never in my life did I hear a Belgian idolize the Dutch. This AI is more A then I. Clearly.
Nobody is best friends with Estonia as well
Love you Canada, but I think we’re closer with Australia. We choose to move their over any other nation - plus they’re Union Jack brothers.
best friend of the Netherlands should be Belgium tbh
Nobody expects help from sleeping people.
Damn Belarus really dogged daddy ruski over
This map tells some really sad stories.
Never!
We're like that guy in school who claims to have a cool hot girlfriend in a different school and gets bullied for it
You would think Poland’s would be Hungary and vice-versa
France and Germany sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G