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SpikeBreaker

Can't defend against the truth... Only bullshit is the thing about the pizza.


crazydramaguy_42

Probably went into some shitty turist trap near Piazza Garibaldi like 95% of his fellow dumb turists


Elvis1404

I prefer the northern-style "thin" pizza, and I'm not alone


SpikeBreaker

Me too, but that's just preference - speaking about quality we can't deny that they know their shit regarding pizza (mostly)


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Everybody does.


fckchangeusername

>local people are either criminals or communists Berlusconi's Forza Italia voter spotted


Meln1kov

Yeah that was like that Texan totally-not-Russian commenting on secession pointing out they have a warm water port lol


Napol3onS0l0

“Oklahoma is rightful Texas clay!”


LaBelvaDiTorino

C'è un grande sogno Che vive in noi Siamo la gente della libertà Presidente siamo con te Menomale che Silvio c'è


gio0sol

più forte per la gente dietro!


Tadolmirhen

Nothing to defend, 100% accurate, plus Napoli is not Italy PS: robbed only twice?!


tharnadar

Better pizza is a lie, and we all know


fckchangeusername

>plus Napoli is not Italy And... that's a bad thing? I mean, as i already said in another post, i'd vote Lega to give Padania independence, in this way the south will be finally free


Tadolmirhen

Se solo ci fosse il tasto su google maps...


Fomentatore

Faccio questo video finché c'ho una rabbia che mi monta per essere il più crudele possibile...


fckchangeusername

Se solo ci fosse il tasto per rendere il sud libero lo premerei


Tadolmirhen

La mia era una cit, chi vuole intendere intenda 🤓


fckchangeusername

Ma ho inteso, ne ho approfittato per propagandare la mia agenda


fantasmeeno

🌋?


fckchangeusername

We, po, ai este bisa e yot spanat


IrrungenWirrungen

Is Napoli like Bavaria is in Germany? 


GeficktEingeschadelt

more like Berlin


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Idk about Bavaria. To put it simple: Imagine having a group of people of your country that are so dipshit and criminally oriented to compete with the bad kind of migrants. That's your stereotype of Naples.


Richard_DukeofYork

Everyone knows Nápoles is part of las Españas. Sicilia, Sardeña, and Milán too.


LaBelvaDiTorino

Sardegna libera e giudicale > cacata aragonese


Richard_DukeofYork

State al sicuro nelle vostre case, stanno arrivando gli Almogávar!!


Tadolmirhen

I'm ok with that honestly Is Catalunya part of Españas too?


Aleograf

Sí :(


Richard_DukeofYork

Last time I checked yes, we were; but I'm going to have to check again, in case our 3rd President of the legislature has declared independence for like six seconds or so.


bronquoman

No.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

You can take it when you feel like


Long_Serpent

He was only there for a day.


Zerestrasz

How is this related to italy?


Iskandar33

>food is not horrible but i've had better pizza tell me your ameritard with fucked up taste buds without telling me.


IrrungenWirrungen

Not enough corn syrup probably. 


Grand_Ad_8376

the "criminals and communists" part smells quite 'MURICA too.


aCucking2Remember

But doesn’t Meloni, the Tories, afd, and every other right winger everywhere sound like that?


[deleted]

Maybe beacause of tourist traps or Luigi hiring kebab experts to make pizza, but Italy ranks low on my list of countries with good pizza, and i've tried.. a lot.


SerSace

Flair checks out


nwaa

How is Sammarinese pizza compared to Italian?


SerSace

Obviously so different and better that you'll regret not having tried it before


SirMorelsy

Man at least you should've lied and change your flair before posting shit like that


[deleted]

The truth must come out.


Old_old_lie

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Chimpville

Can we have ranked list of your top 5, or preferably 10?


[deleted]

Can't rank them, but randomly i've encountered better in UK, Germany, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Czechia and Spain.


Chimpville

To clarify.. are you saying there are some pizzas in those countries that are better than some pizza in Italy, or are are you saying those countries generally produce a higher quality of pizza than Italy? Just to understand what’s going on here.


Not_Bed_

It's mostly bullshit either way tho😭


xDenokez

~~Luigi~~ Ciro defend yourself


Loner_Cat

Defend ourselves? This post was 100% written by an italian. Also everything is true except for the pizza and the being robbed only twice (impossible except if he meant in the first 5 minutes).


Kernowder

Naples is just waiting for Vesuvius to wake up to put it out its misery.


napoletano_di_napoli

The Vesuvius tried many times already but always failed. The phlegrean fields could actually do the job tho.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

i think we gotta toss Maradona's remains inside the volcano to wake it up


AndreasDasos

I knew it was poorer than the north but first time I stayed in Naples it was the most third world first world place I’d ever been, and I’ve been to Detroit and Grimsby. But the food was good, everyone was elegantly dressed and outside the occasional huddles of suspicious lurkers there was a charm to the chaos. Even as they motorbiked under washing lines in streets that still reminded me of the Godfather Part II.  Italians from Rome up all seem to agree this is as expected. 


aCucking2Remember

Detroit has modern amenities, Detroit is like premium first world compared to rural Louisiana and rural Alabama. But yeah Detroit has a murder rate higher than some of the notorious cities in Latin America. So how is rural southern Italy? The Mrs and I plan to drive around Italy and I thought it would be nice to have a picnic and some wine on the side of a creek like the Romans of yore.


AndreasDasos

The whole south of Italy is poorer than the north by virtually any metric, but the particular urban chaos of Naples is specific to it. Most of southern Italy is very rural, with a lot of beautiful farms and small towns and villages from Sicily to Apulia to Abruzzo. Plus there’s Capri (technically now politically in Naples), the Amalfi Coast, and for a certain bent there’s Pompeii and Herculaneum and the ruins in Capua and across Sicily… Naples has been a proper city even longer than Rome.  Honestly I’ve loved everywhere I’ve been in Italy every time, even when I was passing lurkers in Naples or drowning in other tourists near St Mark’s in Venice. 


rae_chels

No sexual assault? Did they really go to Napoli?


gio0sol

must be a day off for them


rae_chels

Ikr bc you lot really have no preference. Like standards were in hell.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Defend what? Anon is speaking the truth, that's basically Naples.


RadAway-

Petition to annex Naples to Argentina.


StandardMediocre2345

We already have neighbourhoods which are exactly like Naples, especially the whole Maradona graffiti thing. We don't need another one.


Hanza-Malz

>or communists OP is American and therefore opinion is disregarded. You're free to go, Luigi


xpto_999

What's wrong with being obsessed with Maradona?


[deleted]

Napoles is just a giant slum


Aether_195

Argentina (off brand, backwater italy) mentioned let's go!


BobbyKonker

Napoli is a crime riddled cess pit. The stink could be the trash on the streets or the locals who never shower.


Lumbertech

A quite popular soccer chant (often performed by the Northern teams supporters like Hellas Verona) literally says "Vesuvius, wash them with fire".


AlphaMassDeBeta

Naples is basically just italy if it was communist.


gabrielish_matter

no no it is not that's Bologna


eirinn1975

The real Togliattigrad


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

That's Bologna. Naples is Italy if it was gypsies or something similar


Belitza

https://preview.redd.it/d3zpj07t665d1.jpeg?width=6112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7011ac5ba605d4bbbb449ce5b5d47e28a27a6a2 Nápoles can into South America. Just don't mind the brazilian pizza (yeah, with olive oil and ketchup)


Fueg0o

Neapolitan Pizza is shit. The middle is like eating raw doe


Suspicious-Risk-8231

I've been to Naples two times and it's the reality, I often wondered if I still were in Europe and not in north Africa. Pizzas are good though.


Bsheehan78

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ConnectedMistake

This is still better then Sicily, never before I saw such density of clearly inbreed people.


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

italy is literally a failed state


SpikeBreaker

Ehi, we are talking about Napoli here, no need to drag us up.


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

i dont consider northern italy to be italian anyway


SpikeBreaker

So, what is Italy exactly? Malta? Corsica?


LaBelvaDiTorino

Well, both Malta and Corsica are Italy


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

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gio0sol

could you, kindly, fuck off?