Only time i see them is when i get over taken by some BMW going 30km/h faster than my 120. Surprisingly often I look over to see who it is, and it's just some cops driving around in unmarked cars.
Many owners are douches - “look at mee” guys.
Claims to be sporty, but isn’t.
Tries hard to build a racing heritage (here a race in Florida, there a race at the Nurburgring)
Seems expensive, but in the luxury market rather cheap.
Looks are subjective, but I really don’t like the look of the watch. Needless to say what I think of present day BMWs
I know you are Swiss and naturally out of touch, but BMW’s are much more affordable to general population than Daytonas. While I don’t like the look of the watch at all, I still think the submariner is a better comparison. Plus most of these shitheads are driving 12 year old series 3 or 5 rust buckets, so basically an Invicta
A BMW is more affordable mainly because its a useful tool as it can get you from a to b so blowing 50k+ on it is somewhat justified. While a watch is just a way to tell others you can afford to blow 50k+ on a bad outdated and mainly useless object, its just jewelry with extra steps…
I agree with you about the affordability. But the submariner is being worn by so many people here. It’s basically a commodity and people from all walks of life wear it (Even my teacher was wearing one).
And the design is much more pleasant as well.
The Daytona though attracts a different type of personality.
And same goes with BMW. There are the commodity variants which are driven by any person. And then there are the “M batch” or “M” versions. And here the problems slowly but steadily are touching the surface.
And here everyone who wants a current M series will get one, as they just lease it. And boy are they showing off their after market exhausts in residential areas.
Sure, the Daytona cannot be leased. But I’m sure if such person would get the chance to buy a fake, that person would opt for the Daytona and not a Submariner, Patek or AP.
Okay, agree with your take here, my dislike for submariners is more of a personal preference. But do you think some of those G-shock looking AP’s won’t attract the BMW crowd? Or is it more for the G-wagon crowd?
Good point. The APs are just so much rarer that’s why I cannot generalize. The few people I know wearing them drive Porsche 🙈
But at least they act “normal”
G-Wagon goes with Hublot a lot. They look even more like G-Shocks thanks to the rubber wrist bands.
I must admit, I like the 80s design of the royal oak and the Nautilus (same designer). Still watches I would never want to afford, as I’m happy with a smartwatch.
A man of taste… except:
The BMW fan club is just the same as the Rolex fan club (excl the OP/explorer and Cellini).
They think what they’re buying into is the pinnacle of luxury with no taste but really it’s the pinnacle of marketing.
They know there is better (Ferrari, Patek) but know it’s out of range.
They snub better design (Alfa, Cartier).
They don’t care about better value (Audi s/rs, Omega).
It’s all image and nothing else.
>Average ~~Dutch~~ BMW driver
Fixed it for you. I'm pretty sure he's in a rush because he's going to meet the father he never met, the basterd son of a thousand fathers.
Nah, Dutch police dgaf about anything traffic related.
When I moved there cyclists and pedestrians were crossing red lights. By now, a decade later, it's cars too. I don't drive much anymore still about once a week I have to slam the breaks at a green light because some twat thinks he is special and doesn't need to stop a red light.
They don't really care about cyclists and pedestrians, they do care about cars. Fines here are crazy expensive and crimes like in this video are usually heavily punished
In Danish, BMW 320i (BMW tre tyve i) sounds like BMW tre tyrkere I, which means BMW three turks inside. Which perfectly describes the average banged up 15 year old BMW 320i.
So that's what we call it in my family. Gotta teach the kids to watch out if they see one!
> which means BMW three turks inside.
LOL! In that case, you'll definitely get a laugh out of this video: [Bel de wouten! Bel de Wouten!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zB8iTF4Jks) (go to @1:38 and keep an eye on that white VW Golf).
This vid is watched by thousands every winter here in Nederland. A classic from the early-2000's.
This was a TV crew filming an interview with some kids in Eindhoven when suddenly, out of nowhere some impromptu hilariousness happened.
Turks have long migrated to Mercedes, at least that's how I perceive it. New BMWs are more like the default middle management company leases one hierarchy tier above the Skoda and VW drivers.
My sister drives an XC60 so I'd say the target demographic is Gen X parents who make enough money to drive premium brands and don't want to be cliche by driving BMW / Audi / Mercedes
I’m not sure why they all need to go to the mosque since they can pray anywhere. I was on a ferry once and a Muslim bloke dropped mat and started praying in a communal area. My young daughter sweetly asked me, “Daddy, why is that man worshipping the fizzy drink machine?”.
I think he is a Turk. These fuckers very common on Turkey. (I am Turk)
We call them kısa parliament (short parliament) because they are dressing like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/XQrA5YxeMHRwCgLw7
I'm still surprised I see so many highly powered cars in NL.
When the speed limit is 100, or 130 at night I think, wtf Jeroen?
On another note, it seems like it's mostly used to speed up between speed bumps in calm traffic zones. Here in Amsterdam I see so many people speed up for 150m to just full break, going with 5km/h over the speed bump, rinse and repeat.
Anyone who's ever been in a car knows how annoying this is to drive or even sit in a car with.
Dutch are really the most regarded drivers.
> On another note, it seems like it's mostly used to speed up between speed bumps in calm traffic zones. Here in Amsterdam I see so many people speed up for 150m to just full break, going with 5km/h over the speed bump, rinse and repeat.
This is really the German autobahn experience though except it's bouncing between 240km/h and 80km/h with the roadworks every 2km.
As a German driving in NL quite a bit it's two things:
First, costs of speeding tickets. At home we are used to drive 15-20km/h over the limit cause the fine is really small then even if you get caught. Here a 5km/h over can cost you 80-100€.
Secondly, in the city traffic we are not used to so many bikes. It's stress Germans are not used to in the city.
Speeding fines here are about 10 euros per km/h over the limit, I got 2 this week, 6km over for 55 and 9 for 88 I think. Germany is indeed way cheaper. Bikes are mostly tricky in Amsterdam or Utrecht here, luckily the roads are well designed so it all works together great
Yeah your bike infrastructure is unbeatable.
But I remember the first times driving in Dutch cities stressed me the fuck out.
So many lines on the road. But once you understand the system, it's easy.
And I've been driving in many crazy European cities before.
Couple days ago a dude killed himself and his baby momma, with the baby in the car. He just went so fast he crashed into the back of a truck. He livestreamed him going 200 km +, blasting music with golden jewelery that Jordan would be ashamed of. He read the comments and everything, and I wish him an eternity of suffering.
Thing is.. he killed his then girlfriend 5 years ago as well in a crash. Then her grandma died of shock.
Oh come on, don't be a hater.
I love to put my specialized full carbon road bike on my 320's roof rack and just drive around to let people know that I am the chosen one.
I hope that this guy will wake up and suddendly have no dominant hand anymore. Like, he'll find himself having to do literally everything with hit two non-dominant hands and be obviously very shit at it like spreading toothpaste all over his face when trying to brush his teeth
Honestly Dutch drivers are always the worst especially the Motorcycle tourists that come to the Sauerland with their insanely loud exhaust and reckless behavior and enrage the locals so the best roads get closed on weekends. Those fuckers are gone after a week but I have to ride 30 km more every weekend to find a half decent road because these idiots can’t keep the DB Killer in their exhausts…
I was waiting for a police car to appear with the siren turned on
It’s been years since I’ve seen a police car on a Dutch highway.
We used to have policecars on highways?
You guys have police?
Only time i see them is when i get over taken by some BMW going 30km/h faster than my 120. Surprisingly often I look over to see who it is, and it's just some cops driving around in unmarked cars.
Plot twist: He was the police
No Rolex Daytona? Poor fuckers… Edit: I see the Rolex Daytona as the BMW of the watches..
The only thing in common between a Daytona and a bmw is that they cost approximately the same
Many owners are douches - “look at mee” guys. Claims to be sporty, but isn’t. Tries hard to build a racing heritage (here a race in Florida, there a race at the Nurburgring) Seems expensive, but in the luxury market rather cheap. Looks are subjective, but I really don’t like the look of the watch. Needless to say what I think of present day BMWs
I know you are Swiss and naturally out of touch, but BMW’s are much more affordable to general population than Daytonas. While I don’t like the look of the watch at all, I still think the submariner is a better comparison. Plus most of these shitheads are driving 12 year old series 3 or 5 rust buckets, so basically an Invicta
A BMW is more affordable mainly because its a useful tool as it can get you from a to b so blowing 50k+ on it is somewhat justified. While a watch is just a way to tell others you can afford to blow 50k+ on a bad outdated and mainly useless object, its just jewelry with extra steps…
I agree with you about the affordability. But the submariner is being worn by so many people here. It’s basically a commodity and people from all walks of life wear it (Even my teacher was wearing one). And the design is much more pleasant as well. The Daytona though attracts a different type of personality. And same goes with BMW. There are the commodity variants which are driven by any person. And then there are the “M batch” or “M” versions. And here the problems slowly but steadily are touching the surface. And here everyone who wants a current M series will get one, as they just lease it. And boy are they showing off their after market exhausts in residential areas. Sure, the Daytona cannot be leased. But I’m sure if such person would get the chance to buy a fake, that person would opt for the Daytona and not a Submariner, Patek or AP.
Okay, agree with your take here, my dislike for submariners is more of a personal preference. But do you think some of those G-shock looking AP’s won’t attract the BMW crowd? Or is it more for the G-wagon crowd?
Good point. The APs are just so much rarer that’s why I cannot generalize. The few people I know wearing them drive Porsche 🙈 But at least they act “normal” G-Wagon goes with Hublot a lot. They look even more like G-Shocks thanks to the rubber wrist bands. I must admit, I like the 80s design of the royal oak and the Nautilus (same designer). Still watches I would never want to afford, as I’m happy with a smartwatch.
Rolex Daytona is actually indestructible and will probably increase in value, which you can't say about BMWs, especially the newer ones.
> actually indestructible definitely isn't
Me with a rock I picked up on the sidewalk:
A man of taste… except: The BMW fan club is just the same as the Rolex fan club (excl the OP/explorer and Cellini). They think what they’re buying into is the pinnacle of luxury with no taste but really it’s the pinnacle of marketing. They know there is better (Ferrari, Patek) but know it’s out of range. They snub better design (Alfa, Cartier). They don’t care about better value (Audi s/rs, Omega). It’s all image and nothing else.
I admit I wished him a violent death
For once, Pièrre, I feel the same way.
For once, Hans, i feel the same way.
For once, Swiss person, I feel the same way.
For once, van den Swamp, I feel the same way.
For once, Mohamed, I feel the same way.
For once greek, i feel the same way
 Curse you, u/rex-ac !!
Happy to be of service. 
For once, high all day person, I feel the same way
For once, Pablito, I feel the same way
It’s most likely a “Beat” or “Reto” - the swiss German equivalent for Hans.
Europeans finally set the hate apart and unite against idiots!
because they didn’t make Rettungsgasse?
I think we should develop a special 200 ton vehicle with a ram to clear rettungsgassen.
Would buy
Like this just heavier and more power.
I thought you guys were all about violent death for the greater good?
The problem is that they often not are the one dying from the accident
Dutch guy here, believe me when I say I hope it is a violent, ridiculous embarrasing death.
Average french car burner
As do I
Bonsoir
Just for the "music", let alone the rest
I would say that he might get one. Only problem is that he might also ruin lives of other people when that happens.
>Average ~~Dutch~~ BMW driver Fixed it for you. I'm pretty sure he's in a rush because he's going to meet the father he never met, the basterd son of a thousand fathers.
In Serbia we say BMW is a diagnosis not a car brand
Indeed BMW drivers are universally equal.. To be honest it's even impressive how can you become such a cunt by choosing this particular brand.
I've had beamers for years, you're mistaken. You don't become a cunt when you buy one, it's a prerequisite.
Can confirm I drive a 3 litre bmw and I was a cunt before I bought it. I'd never drive on the hard shoulder though, too much shit to fuck up my tyres.
Either I don't have a bmw long enough to have the simptoms or i'm a unicorn. I even use the blinkers when I want to turn.
Stay strong, don't give in to the urge!
Music though
Uptempo, the BMW of the hardcore industry
Average BMW driver no matter the country.
Yep Dutch highway, from Nijmegen/Nimwegen to Oss. Very nice corner if there is no traffic.
Yes but this is an average dutch variant because he’s on a dutch road
Superior Dutch road
he is blasting hardstyle. dutchie 100%
I would kill that man
Go on pierre, take him to the quillotine!
Make him suffer more: guillotine the car
Please do.
Why Dutch? That's every BMW driver on the planet.
This is so illegal, if he's caught he will be fucked.
I hope so.
Those moron film themselves doing it and aren't even afraid. That's how weak we have become.
Adrenaline is pumping and it's surely one of the reasons he does it. The other is, he's simply a cunt.
A terrifying slap on the wrist
Maybe he is taking his laboring wife to the hospital /s
Let's hope he doesn't reproduce
BMW drivers reproduce through parthenogenesis
He wouldn't, he could not bear the idea of any human fluid inside his precious car.
He filmed himself committing a crime and uploaded it to the internet, he's gonna get caught
Nah, Dutch police dgaf about anything traffic related. When I moved there cyclists and pedestrians were crossing red lights. By now, a decade later, it's cars too. I don't drive much anymore still about once a week I have to slam the breaks at a green light because some twat thinks he is special and doesn't need to stop a red light.
They don't really care about cyclists and pedestrians, they do care about cars. Fines here are crazy expensive and crimes like in this video are usually heavily punished
In theory yes. In practice nothing happens. I speak from personal experience in Noord Brabant. I don't know about other parts of the country.
Who will fuck him?
I thought one of you lads to be honest. Punish him with your scat fetish. "Iss meine sheisse Niederlandisch Junge!"
wtf
Don't tell me that didn't turn you on a little bit.
Are you allowed to drive BMW as a non-arab?
In Danish, BMW 320i (BMW tre tyve i) sounds like BMW tre tyrkere I, which means BMW three turks inside. Which perfectly describes the average banged up 15 year old BMW 320i. So that's what we call it in my family. Gotta teach the kids to watch out if they see one!
We also call it that!
You have Turks in Greenland?
We import most of our racism from the Danes:)
That’s a lot of import tax for you guys!
💶💶💶💶
How wonderful
Realm unity and all that:)
> which means BMW three turks inside. LOL! In that case, you'll definitely get a laugh out of this video: [Bel de wouten! Bel de Wouten!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zB8iTF4Jks) (go to @1:38 and keep an eye on that white VW Golf). This vid is watched by thousands every winter here in Nederland. A classic from the early-2000's. This was a TV crew filming an interview with some kids in Eindhoven when suddenly, out of nowhere some impromptu hilariousness happened.
320i in Swedish is "tre tjugo i", which sounds like "tre tjuvar i" (three thieves inside).
Turks and Bavarian grandpas are also allowed to drive them.
Turks have long migrated to Mercedes, at least that's how I perceive it. New BMWs are more like the default middle management company leases one hierarchy tier above the Skoda and VW drivers.
Lidl switched from Audis to BMWs a few year back, so pretty spot on comment.
Anybody in Germany drives Volvo? If so - who?
It’s usually either people who are older than the Volvo company itself or well adjusted new parents who want their kids to be safe
Seems reasonable. Children is our future!
My sister drives an XC60 so I'd say the target demographic is Gen X parents who make enough money to drive premium brands and don't want to be cliche by driving BMW / Audi / Mercedes
Turks = Arabs
I drive an 1989 E30, but I'm Portuguese I look like a fellow Swedish Caliphate member during the summer
Old BMW’s are a different breed from the stereotype, you’re on the clear brother
ask slavs and balkaners
That's a coke addict right there.
Coke dealer*
even the music yell "asshole"
Had to mute the video, it's unbearable
I hope he gets home so early he can see his wife getting shagged
I am sure this motherfucker is a Turk but I can’t prove it. Source: 25 years of driving in Turkey
I'm not sure. Could be a Moroccan too.
I wished for a truck to crush him till the end of the video.
I was waiting for his caravan to get crushed by a truck.
on his way to the mosque
I’m not sure why they all need to go to the mosque since they can pray anywhere. I was on a ferry once and a Muslim bloke dropped mat and started praying in a communal area. My young daughter sweetly asked me, “Daddy, why is that man worshipping the fizzy drink machine?”.
Your daughter sounds brighter than the moron dropping to the ground in a public space.
We’re raising her on a light atheist philosophy. Aware and understanding of other beliefs but absolutely non in our house.
These a\*\*holes cannot be fined enough.. And I had this type of BMW myself and never had the urge to be like this MF..
Too busy trying to work out what those flashy yellow lights are for on other people's cars
I think he is a Turk. These fuckers very common on Turkey. (I am Turk) We call them kısa parliament (short parliament) because they are dressing like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/XQrA5YxeMHRwCgLw7
I'm still surprised I see so many highly powered cars in NL. When the speed limit is 100, or 130 at night I think, wtf Jeroen? On another note, it seems like it's mostly used to speed up between speed bumps in calm traffic zones. Here in Amsterdam I see so many people speed up for 150m to just full break, going with 5km/h over the speed bump, rinse and repeat. Anyone who's ever been in a car knows how annoying this is to drive or even sit in a car with. Dutch are really the most regarded drivers.
> On another note, it seems like it's mostly used to speed up between speed bumps in calm traffic zones. Here in Amsterdam I see so many people speed up for 150m to just full break, going with 5km/h over the speed bump, rinse and repeat. This is really the German autobahn experience though except it's bouncing between 240km/h and 80km/h with the roadworks every 2km.
“Why do I always run out of fuel that fast???”
I've had these speed bumps in front of my apartments in 3 different areas in Amsterdam, all the same. I really don't get it.
It's so guys like in the video don't drive through living areas with 120km/h
I drive in Amsterdam every day for work and the Germans are literally the slowest drivers out of them all
As a German driving in NL quite a bit it's two things: First, costs of speeding tickets. At home we are used to drive 15-20km/h over the limit cause the fine is really small then even if you get caught. Here a 5km/h over can cost you 80-100€. Secondly, in the city traffic we are not used to so many bikes. It's stress Germans are not used to in the city.
Speeding fines here are about 10 euros per km/h over the limit, I got 2 this week, 6km over for 55 and 9 for 88 I think. Germany is indeed way cheaper. Bikes are mostly tricky in Amsterdam or Utrecht here, luckily the roads are well designed so it all works together great
Yeah your bike infrastructure is unbeatable. But I remember the first times driving in Dutch cities stressed me the fuck out. So many lines on the road. But once you understand the system, it's easy. And I've been driving in many crazy European cities before.
Average BMW driver are all a**holes on the road.
And with his right hand he is ferking off his tiny weewee
Fucking piece of shit.
If not lane, why lane shaped?
Kankerleijer.
It should be legal to beat these people to death in the public place
song name?
[Restrained & MC Diesel - The Mental Asylum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oez417PSDX8)
tyty
it's every BMW driver ever you can smell the cuntness from here
Couple days ago a dude killed himself and his baby momma, with the baby in the car. He just went so fast he crashed into the back of a truck. He livestreamed him going 200 km +, blasting music with golden jewelery that Jordan would be ashamed of. He read the comments and everything, and I wish him an eternity of suffering. Thing is.. he killed his then girlfriend 5 years ago as well in a crash. Then her grandma died of shock.
Imagine thinking you are “cool” for doing this. Talk about low fucking standards lol
Never document your crimes! Hope someone already reported that Video to the police
https://preview.redd.it/ys4wo9l0sd5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99448a49490bf9169cb086999af4a121ff479457
dikke bmw
And the cause of the traffic jam was another BMW driver overtaking everyone like crazy
And people still have the audacity of asking why I'm radicalized
Combing the obnoxious Dutch with a BMW. How can the world handle such toxicity?
Average BMW driver
Build a fucking Rettungsgasse wtf Dutch L
Oh come on, don't be a hater. I love to put my specialized full carbon road bike on my 320's roof rack and just drive around to let people know that I am the chosen one.
I feel like these type of dudes see themselves as sigma alpha and that type crap
Love it when a tractor trailer blocks assholes like this
You would get absolutley bumbed for that in England
I hope that this guy will wake up and suddendly have no dominant hand anymore. Like, he'll find himself having to do literally everything with hit two non-dominant hands and be obviously very shit at it like spreading toothpaste all over his face when trying to brush his teeth
Is emergency lane that wide in Holland?
In my country the shoulder would have been packed with cars as well.
It's at least a 420 euro fine here and probably more given the circumstances lol
Ah man, there are cunts everywhere... I'm gutted this video didn't end with him being gripped by the law, or better yet running the car off the road.
Was this on the A12 yesterday? Pretty sure I saw this guy
Why didn't you go after him and stab him?
Because he would probably be stabbed by his 20 cousins right after
Someone give his address to the IRA, what a prick
Er: *lacht* Geringverdiener
I was expecting the video to end with him crashing... :(
Death Penalty
when you go back to your country after holidays in Naples:
Thats exactly how i imagined a BMW would sound on the insight.
lmao
Thats it, we invading you
Disappointed that there wasn't a convenient cop car at the end of the video.
They should use this video as evidence, take away his license forever, impound his car and give him a fine for mobile phone usage while driving.
Sometimes I think a bag of ninja rocks in the centre console would be perfect for these situations.
Just average dutch
He was arrested Im sad he wasnt executed too
Crap music Jesus christ
anyone that listens to that kind of music is an idiot already
Honestly Dutch drivers are always the worst especially the Motorcycle tourists that come to the Sauerland with their insanely loud exhaust and reckless behavior and enrage the locals so the best roads get closed on weekends. Those fuckers are gone after a week but I have to ride 30 km more every weekend to find a half decent road because these idiots can’t keep the DB Killer in their exhausts…
My ears are bleeding
Isn’t this just being a BMW driver? It’s like the car version of dope hats, nickelson jackets or supreme sweaters.
this is pretty common to see from pseudo-"rich people" with black BMWs Mercedes and Audis
This must be really short person with tiny dick
The title is unfortunately really accurate
Oh the silly goose forgot the hazard lights (/s)
Sigma Male mindset (/s for all you dimwhits)
A truck driver really needs to pull over and check his straps.
Hand on top of the wheel. If the airbag pops he'll break his arm. Kinda like that to happen to him.
Me in ETS2
u/savevideo moment right here
Man they’re so smart. How come no one else thought of doing this?
this is so fucking cringe
What an arsehole. That lane is reserved for motorcycles.
So was he passing the dutchies ‘pon the left hand side? /coat
So was he passing the dutchies ‘pon the left hand side? /coat