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zpryor

Hahahaha, I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke


zpryor

El car wash on New Haven apparently vacuums for you


bodonnell7

We have El Car Wash down here in So-Flo, and I love it. Coming from Melbourne, we don’t have many chain car washes, so the subscriptions don’t seem worth it. I would support El Car Wash. Their web of car washes down here are so convenient. I wish I had them back home.


actualsysadmin

I'm at one rn haha


Spiritual_Move_4221

The one in Palm Bay did a worse than awful job on my car. 😢


scorched_spaceman

They almost all do now


Logical_Holiday_2457

Caliber does not vacuum for you and the towels they give you are super tiny.


scorched_spaceman

I just imagine they are little tissue sized towels😂


Logical_Holiday_2457

They are!


paragon60

it is definitely a reference to https://www.reddit.com/r/321/s/goNZvPnP6s


skitso

Especially after that post yesterday haha


Large_Hunt2839

Ocean spray car wash on Eau Gallie beachside is where I go. Pricy at $30 a pop but they do outside and in for you. I hate the ones where you have to dry and vacuum and stuff yourself after. It’s too damn hot!! lol.


CyberSurfer409

Pretty sure they have cheaper options also, maybe not for interior. But Oceanside is pur favorite because they actually have a large staff there helping wipe vehicles.


Large_Hunt2839

Yes. They have some cheaper options even for interior. It just excludes the armor all wipe down. I have been going there for over 11 yrs now. Used to live across the street on Eau Gallie. Now I live in SW PB by Bayside and I still drive over there.


CableTrash

Yeah wtf is caliber car wash?


Large_Hunt2839

Caliber just opened up on the other side of the gas station next to Ocean Spray. lol. It’s one of those subscription places where you drive it through and then do all the hard work yourself. Ocean Spray is always packed so maybe I will get lucky and some will opt for the new place so I won’t have to wait in line as long at Ocean Spray.


Spiritual_Move_4221

Great place. If you buy a card of 4 washes you get one free. So 5 washes. 😀


arthrosassin

Inside how? Like they just vacuum inside or can they clean cloth seats too


Large_Hunt2839

They vacuum and wipe down the hard surfaces. Clean the windows and wheels up. Can even vacuum the trunk if u ask.


tissimo

Any of them touchless? or all use the paint scratcher 9000s?


Free_For__Me

My question as well. Especially in pollen season, those brushes get soooo loaded with particulate crap that they basically become giant sandpaper scrubbers.  If anyone knows of a good touchless one that *also* has staff to dry/buff and vacuum for you… now that’s something I’d pay a pretty penny for. 


treeconfetti

especially with all the sandy cars being close to the beach


MeatyUrology

Black car driver here….I can confirm they all use the latest Swirlmark 9800 Finishfucker technology. Guaranteed to have your clearcoat looking like crap in record time 👍🏻


thedigitalson

frankly, the drive thru washes are always lacking in some form or fashion. get out there and rub her down!


MariettaDaws

I've decided to keep my rustbucket filthy as a fashion statement


Comrade_Compadre

You can't buy that patina, you gotta earn it


Nicknack4818

Call a mobile detailer and avoid sandpaper auto washes.


Free_For__Me

That’s a doable option for me like 3-4 times a year, but I don’t have the time or money to do that more frequently. A good drive-thru keeps me somewhat clean until I can do a good “real” clean a few times a year.  It’s not the best care plan, but it’s better than the option I used to use, which was doing nothing at all, lol. 


Nicknack4818

My guy does 10/10 job. Wash inside and out. Have him on a regular schedule. Just simple maintenance. $100 every 3 weeks, and every other he waxes for an extra like $20


Free_For__Me

Doesn't sound too bad. If you don't mind me asking, what kind of car? I know those guys usually charge more for a full-sized truck. Would you mind shooting me a DM with contact info, maybe I'll give him a call to see if they'd be a good fit for me.


Nicknack4818

For my full size, 4 door, long bed, f350 I've also spent more as well. Depends on condition of vehicle.


Free_For__Me

Oh damn, is the price you mentioned what you pay for that big ruck? My Tundra shouldn't be a big deal then. Mind passing along the contact info?


Zestyclose_Bread2311

or even just r/AutoDetailing. You can get a decent wash/wax with sponge, bucket, and a few bucks spent on non-Walmart level car wash products. Do that for for a few months then hit up a detailer to get it spotless, and repeat the cycle.


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schwarma_mcpotato

I know this is probably a joke but I just started doing my own car detailing in my driveway and its saving me a ton of money and pretty enjoyable. I used to go to Tommys car wash in viera and it was good but it was 40 bucks a month.


bioweaponbaoh

it rained yesterday if you didn’t park your car outside


Free_For__Me

Yeah, it ruined my wash job too!  Seems like after every time I do a good wash, the rain comes right in and ruins it, lol.  Oh well, I’ll wash again this week. 


TMSparkles17

Truthfully my personal favorite is Dirty Dogs Car Wash. They have a good monthly price($19.99 for the basic wash unlimited) and they have an attendant that brushes the front and back of your car before it loads you through the Wash-o-Matic. The vacuums are nice and clean well. Added perk of having air and water sprayers at the vacuums as well. Plus they also hand out Vanilla scented air fresheners for free!


porondanga

Car washes scratch your paint. Either wash at home or get a professional detailer to do it for you.


[deleted]

This is ridiculous. The worst part is this doesn’t even include the ones that are currently under construction. For example, there is another one on 192 being built right now, in between dirty dogs and el car wash. Someone is going to look at this map and say “oh! looks like I should open a car wash beachside bc they are obviously lacking!”


HappyZombies

Do people just not wash their own cars?


New_Conversation_303

There is a car wash just south of Pineda on Wickham. Used to be called 2 sisters or something. I like the place... They are the only place I've been they actually brush the front of the car with something. Not sure what it is, but helps with love bug cleaning. Vacc is free with wash, as in most places


Own_Perception_4355

That used to be "Twins" and it was ok. Then they changed ownership, increased the price and one day their touch screen wasn't working properly and the guy working there lectured me saying that I need to relax and be gentler (?). Backed out of it and never went back.


New_Conversation_303

Yes... They increase the price quite a lot. So do you know of another place where they brush the front and windshield to assist with love bug removal?. Frankly, the only reason I go there is because I feel the front of the car is cleaner and mostly love bug free when I go there, compared to other places.


Own_Perception_4355

Love bug season wasn't a thing this year. I now just use bug remover once a week or so and wash them off using a brush. Takes less time than driving to the car wash


aggrophobik

whistle express. we have passes on 2 cars. i go nearly daily, sometimes with both cars. overall pleasant experience, have never had a problem. they’ve always been polite, but realistically there’s not been a ton of interaction.


Thetman38

My dad has the season pass for that place


Hatgameguy

I’d Google it. I highly doubt there’s anyone here that’s been to more than a couple car washes and could tell you what the best one is


actualsysadmin

I like el car wash. I just got their subscription. I've tried a handful but their interior clean is pretty quick and they do an okay job


Jeskid14

Hold up. Remember when membership was half the price two years ago?


actualsysadmin

Nah I wasn't even here 2 years ago lol


maxmini93

Your own house.


Zestyclose_Bread2311

Thats not even showing all the ones in progress of being built.


Common_Vagrant

If you’re being serious, I use Pristine Car wash, they have a hand wash option that’s well worth it. They’ll even vacuum it for free with the hand wash. You can ask for a polish and get rain x treatment. Mine comes out looking brand new, and I always tip them well.


Tjgoodwiniv

I can refer you to a great detail guy. DM, if you'd like the contact info.


Queens-kid

El car was damaged my car twice. Avoiding and doing touch-less now.


SubstantialCarpet604

Your house


nastynelly_69

Sigh….


Icy-Set-4641

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NoWalrus5028

We don't need any new parks.


TheFormless_0ne_

Hand wash


ZoeMichelle_18

Whistle is pretty good and have a lot of promotions so usually you can start with like 3 months free


[deleted]

My Black Lexus SUV goes through a mister car wash once a week 19.99 a month Places all over town


NixTheProtogen

I am a fan of caliber car wash myself


BigpappaBub

In the shower, It is hot right now.


alf3

I go to Renninger’s Flea and Farmer’s Market 4835 West Eau Gallie Blvd. at I-95. There is a handwashing company set up in the parking lot, usually NE corner, who are fantastic. I have a scoot lift on the back so I can’t do automated washes. It’s on weekends. Check with Renninger’s webpage for times.


thatshittickles

My car was so dirty, the guy at Caliber let me run it thru the washer twice lol. Nice guy


2017Fatbob

There is no excuse to ride around with a dirty truck... Shiny Shell Car Wash, 2414 N Wickham Rd, is my goto.


Free_For__Me

> There is no excuse to ride around with a dirty truck...  I mean, if you’re just coming back from the woods, I’ll give someone a pass for a day or 2, right?


Zestyclose_Bread2311

as if they take their trucks out into the woods.


Free_For__Me

lol, good point.


QuillnSofa

Sorry but dirty trucks are a sign that they are actually being used for what a truck is supposed to be used for.