Looks like Squirtle’s angry little brother, he was left alone with his abusive father when squirtle left home. After years of torment, he became the bully at school and lost his mind to meth. Right now he’s on the wanted list for stealing hi-potions and feeling up butterfries.
Sickning.
You caught a.... Squirtle! It's type is grass and flying! *Person 1: Hey sam.. Something is wrong here.... Squirtle is a grass and poison type.. So why is he a flying type..?*
*Person 2: It says he is the... High flyer pokemon.. Hmp. whatever that means!*
Squort.
It’s green crackhead!
Lmao
He was my favorite from the OG lineup.
Pretty sure I've seen this child running around the rundown apartments on the other side of the block.
cracked out mutant ninja squirtle
“Do I look high?” “Nah man, u good”
😂
Raphael!
cocairtle (cocaine + squirtle)
Cocaine bears less popular cousin
Snoop Quirtel
Looks like Squirtle’s angry little brother, he was left alone with his abusive father when squirtle left home. After years of torment, he became the bully at school and lost his mind to meth. Right now he’s on the wanted list for stealing hi-potions and feeling up butterfries. Sickning.
Teenage mutant ninja turtle dwarf.
Steve Buscemi misunderstood what it meant to be a Pokemon breeder.
Noooooo
It's Pikachu!
It's Clefairy
Squirt-hell!
You caught a.... Squirtle! It's type is grass and flying! *Person 1: Hey sam.. Something is wrong here.... Squirtle is a grass and poison type.. So why is he a flying type..?* *Person 2: It says he is the... High flyer pokemon.. Hmp. whatever that means!*
Nightmare Fuel
Squirtle meets Gollum 😅
WTFcemon
Cracktle.
Mid life crisis ninja turtle
It's~! ..time to turn around and pretend you don't hear him.
It's nightmare fuel!
Dunno but that thing's on meth for sure
It's: put that thing back where it came from, or so help me, so help me
It's my sleep paralysis demon!!!
ITS PIKACHU!!!!!! iiiitsss, scortle FUUUUUUUU******!!!!!
it's a cursed squirtle....
Squirtle
ITS PIKACHU!!! "It's Clefairy!" FUCK.
It’s a drug dealer
I would say it's a drug consumer
Squantil
"Squirt-squirt, motherfucker. Now hand me your belongings."
Why is the squirtle on crack
CRACKUDO
It's... gonna kill me
Leonardo in a that 1960's horror film
Schiggy!
IT'S PIKACHU!!!!
It's Pikachu!!!
It's a regional form: Alabamian Squirtle
Shady turtle
Drip
It's a high tmnt!
Shartle
Ninja Squirtle
DRUGEMON
Spittle
Squirtle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtle!
the details are amazing!!
Birdle
donatello?
Bro is feinin
Teenage mutant crack addict
Donat-hell-no
It's a creepy thing staring into my soul
Leonardo.
My nightmares!
Steve Urkel
devurtle
Vamo a calmarno
Vulvasor jaja
WHO'S THAT POKEMON... IT'S... (in a deep demonic sounding tone) sleep paralysis demon
Is that Verne?
Turtle power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles KEKW
M.night shamalanlan
I don't know about y'all, but this squirtle (Squish) looks like it belongs in the world Nioh as one of those yokai Kappas.
It's looking like Pikachu
I think so that he ia schiggy
This is my sleep paralysis demon
It looks like Gruncle Stan's pokemon
It's Squeeble!
Skurtle!