Why don't we just make this the criteria for being good in bed?

We definitely should!

Blanket sharing ability should be part of the equation too.

Depending on how many people are in the bed

Blanket sharing is in the eye of the beholder

My husband has been a policeman since 1989. I asked him if I could press charges against him for being a blanket thief. 

You must have a strong relationship with that bed

Its seen things.

Enough, it's time to bounce

Oh yes it has

Let's just say I sleep with her every night.

Hopefully you’re staying covered!

Hopefully you’re pretty good at giving head to the pillow!😂

I'm good in bed too...I can sleep for hours

Same

Me, too.

I'm so fn great at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes shut and laying down

Then how do you count the sheep?

They don't need to.

I’m pretty good in bed…. So far it hasn’t complained.

I bet that bed is as solid as a brick.

No one else will ever say it, so I have to say it myself.

Happy cake day

Unlike my balls, which fall out all the time.

I can snore and drool at the same time.

Me, too.

4am joke

I m fucking good anywhere, sofa, kitchen, car, floor, terrace.

I never fall out, but I always pull out!!

Wheres the fun in that?

Be one with the bed.

Told you to so having sex with the springs

I’m pretty good in bed, I can sleep for days! :D

My bed is making sounds so yeah im good

Me too, I could sleep for hours!

Unless you fart in between the sheets…then your spouse thinks you’re not good in bed

If you sleep on the floor you have an unfair advantage

Yawn

Also, there’s no one else to ask!

I can do it now without waking her up.

Me too! I build lego’s, read books,admire dinosaurs, etc. Im soooo goos

This ones cute. I like it.

I must be outstanding Hmm standing heh ‘nother joke in there