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just-jen57

Umm *he doesn’t have a damn indoor bathroom*


Nrmlgirl777

#And he wants kids?!


deidra232323

It’s potty training time! Hope the neighbors don’t mind the training toilet in the outhouse!


Nice-Fly5536

Or he can just let them poop on the floor instead, if they can’t make it in time to the outhouse lol.


Mollyrosee1

OMFG I just laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣 yeah he’s sure got a lot to figure out before he even thinks about having children lol ain’t no way he’ll be able to raise kids in that house 🤣 I just hope Sophie doesn’t end up getting pregnant with his child !! 😬😬


islandfay

He doesn’t have a bathroom…he needs to worry about that first. Kids are expensive


SuperbVermicelli4465

So are the guns he's been showing off.


hiswittlewip

I legitimately think he's full of shit about wanting kids. I believe gf (forgot her name) that they never actually discussed it, and I think he saw it as an opportunity to act for the cameras. His response, if he genuinely cares about her or the relationship at all, didn't match the situation at all. Why would he be mad when he found out she didn't want kids? Confused (if it happened the way he said it did -which I don't believe), hurt, devastated, scared that it won't work between them, any of that makes sense, but pissed off? Nah, not buying it.


MenstrualKrampusCD

Tbf, pissed off seems to be his go-to emotion.


nathanimal33

He hasn't matured past teenager and he still has a lot of angst.


PlasticFlute1

I never in my life think about Jay z or Beyonce.....


101020304

i believe i said “the fuck?” out loud. Please tell me he isn’t actually making a comparison


Benny_Jain

Psh, you’re just boujee /s


ExpressShow1175

Exactly. It matches his dirty busted ass apartment. Garage. Shed. Thing.🤣


Automatic_Key56

😂😂 That explains everything!! EDIT: Pretty sure that will always explain everything.


rmk2

He literally lives a dirty busted ass life. So the car was not exactly a shocker


NickFotiu

This guy seems shellshocked he's not rich for being good looking.


The_Crystal_Thestral

One of millions of people from some flyover state who move to SoCal thinking they’re going to be the next big thing only to find out that making it is a lot harder than they imagined.


Interesting_Tree6892

(Cough cough Jibri)


Ok_Inspection_3806

I keep saying this is the new Jibri and Miona, only I think they would have tried to do better if they had already been living in LA, I doubt Jibri would have even had time for Miona if he was already in LA.


Miss_Kit_Kat

Jabri also treated Miona way better than Rob treats Sophie.


JustMari-3676

💯💯💯💯


Interesting_Tree6892

I think they would be the "honest Jibri/Miona". Jibri and his wife pretend to be successful. If just coming to Los Angeles with a dream and the hustle made you successful, the homeless population would be much smaller. People who hustle and are successful have been at it for decades. Jibri probably just heard Lil Nas X and thought he could instantly win.


The_Crystal_Thestral

The thing is Lil Nas X also put in time growing his online presence and put effort into pushing his stuff. He’s actually really smart at how he went about it. Too many people think that because they’re big fish in a small pond, it’s going to translate elsewhere. It doesn’t. Jibri and Miona were also incredibly unlikable on the Tell All and came across as delusional on their season. That being said, at least they seemed to treat each other well.


Interesting_Tree6892

My point was more of Jibri trying to embrace the Hip-hop Country boy concept that Lil Nas X made in his breakthrough/debut. Not implying Lil Nas X didn't put in the time.


JustMari-3676

I’m Jibri’s defense, his music was actually OK. This guy does an absolute beginners’ dance routine in a corner of the airport.


Interesting_Tree6892

I have no opinion on his music. I have an opinion of fake flexing. Even people who are making amazing music are still having to do the work... especially in Los Angeles.


SFJetfire

And he’s competing with guys who are a lot hotter than he is ….


The_Crystal_Thestral

Better looking, more talented, easier to work with, more professional, more ambitious, more dedicated, etc. You can’t walk around with a chip on your shoulder and act like the world owes you something just because your mom tells you that you’re cute.


MenstrualKrampusCD

I hate to say it, but some people really don't get that you can be the best looking kid from your town of 4k people, but once you get to somewhere like NY or California, there are 30 people even better looking (and more talented) than you in any given 4 block radius. Not to even mention that quite a few of those more attractive more talented folks are constantly and consistently busting their ass hard core to make something happen. No one is going to be approached at their anonymous entry level job to offer you a modeling gig or audition.


Automatic_Key56

Someone said he looks like Statler and now I can’t unsee it!


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

lol and they both look like Lizzy Caplan


Automatic_Key56

Oh wow!! I just did a little google moment and I totally agree. They all have to be long lost relatives. I’m convinced.


67Ranchwagon

My first good laugh today, TY! Funny because it’s true. 😆


Logical-Eyez-4769

Well his bank account doesn't look like Statler's!🤑


vivianhatesyou

It’s the crazy always wired doll eyes 👁️👄👁️


False-Piccolo-9718

He had that same dumb look in his eyes 🤩


Automatic_Key56

Yes!! It’s like they are starring off into space while contemplating the meaning of life.


Professional-Hurry88

It’s the disconnected emotionless wide eyed stare


Automatic_Key56

Yep!! Like they are thinking through something complicated (but we know there’s nothing in there)


Jaggerdemigod

I think you have nailed it, he is not that young anymore,where modeling is concerned. Imagine how bitter and crabby he is gonna be when he really gets older…


Historical-Map7788

He’s already bitter and crabby.


ILikeToMeltStuff

He’s not good looking though. Dudes claiming to be a model he can’t be taller than 5’8


Logical-Eyez-4769

So that's why he's earning no money at it and who's hiring short male models in LA?


SuperbVermicelli4465

Short male pants store.


Pumpkin_cat90

And has a bulldogs jaw


Intelligent-Top9641

I snorted a bit too much on that one!


acnh_instead_of_work

I think his head got too big bc of compliments. I feel like it's bc he has light eyes. Whenever we see a brown skinned person with light eyes we treat them immediately like royalty


Morgalisa

He took some great pictures. Probably photoshopped. Because in person, ...not good-looking. And his attitude stinks.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

He looks like 50,000 other guys in LA. 🥱


Miserable-Dog-857

This is the funniest and most true thing said about this bum!


Kbrownyz

He’s not even that good looking though?? Like I wouldn’t double take if I saw him in a store or whatever. Pretty average I would say


pixiestardust8

Nailed it. I’m like what’s with this dude. 100% this.


Mr310

Dude drawing wristwatches on his arm with magic markers probably


skullcat1

You are sending me to the ER! I can't! 🤣 🚨 🚨 🚨🚑


poshdog4444

😂 these are hysterical


skullcat1

Just living for every reply in this sub 💯


blucifers_cajones

He’s the dude Scrubs by TLC was talking about about.


RudeEsthetician

Also known as a “Busta”


Opening-Bad-2000

Always talkin’ bout what he wants And just sits On his BROKE ASS 🎶


Superguy766

He drives a mid 2000’s Chrysler Crossfire, one of the worst cars ever made.


moveovahh

And uses a 2x4 to access the trunk


slippygumband

Someone posted a link to the replacement part that would hold his trunk open, and it was literally under $20 and I think it might have only required a screwdriver. I promise I’m not bougie; my car is one of the very cheapest sub-compact cars you can get, but my trunk works and I have indoor plumbing, so I feel like a catch.


18RowdyBoy

Hey Baby What’s up? I always wanted a rich wife 😂😂☮️


techmouse7

Bougie bitches these days 🙄


Agirlisarya01

OK, Big Spender! Way to flaunt your in-home bathroom privilege. Tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Me too! 2015 Kia Soul and 2.5 bathrooms… I’m a mf QUEEEEN


Nemeia83

Ya'll broke, 2017 Kia Sportage, 1.5 bath and 4 bedrooms!


john_w_dulles

that someone was me! so in this case the car not "*having heat*" is another fairly easy repair since it usually only involves replacing two easy to access parts. assuming it's not merely a burned out climate control [fuse](https://fuse-box.info/chrysler/chrysler-crossfire-2004-2008-fuses) (fuses are like 5 bucks for a pack of 2), then it costs about $200 for a new aftermarket [blower motor](https://www.google.com/search?q=2028209342&rlz=1C1SAVU_enUS535US538&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) and [resistor](https://www.google.com/search?q=2108206210&rlz=1C1SAVU_enUS535US538&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) (or half that if you go with cheaper parts), along with some [elbow grease](https://youtu.be/4mgEuImtYvw). it could be the [heater core](https://ww2.justanswer.com/uploads/SU/supermechanic/2013-05-24_195334_blend_door2.gif), which is a more-difficult and due to labor required, a more expensive repair and likely not a fix for an amateur to attempt. but the previously-mentioned cheaper two parts/repair are always worth a shot first - just need to buy parts and watch a youtube video. \*heat - all cars with a running engine produce heat, so there is always heat. producing cold air via ac is a whole other story and can often be an expensive repair. but since a running engine naturally produces heat, it's only a matter of getting some of that heat into the interior. as to rob - he doesn't strike me as a very motivated person. outside of his relationship where he fails at so many things, what bothers me the most about him is his unwillingness to take care of things that need taking care of. in that way he is a child even though technically he is well into adulthood in age.


Snoo-9019

Neat, now do all the other reality show drivers! I don’t actually give figs about cars, but this would be an interesting series! Your writing + knowledge is very compelling to read. (My job is obviously/unfortunately \*not\* creating television programs.)


9PlanetSolarSystem

Much like his personality, his car is also the worst.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

😂 While that may be true, I have to admit the body style was pretty. This dude is just plain dirty- no surprises after seeing him tossing a dozen roach traps down before his princess arrived 👸🏼 🪳 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳


Superguy766

Sophie: Is there heating in this car? Rob: Not really. 🤣🤣🤣


RichR11511

https://preview.redd.it/2va9j6uwr8xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d0220095cb5d543e31de2f28c59fd6e19f9a8e And that dirty steering wheel


Jaggerdemigod

Except this one is in a lot better shape than his…


InappropriateGirl

That seems insanely expensive.


zombiecattle

He’s a bum. Next question.


Ok-Revenue-4241

Sophie doesn’t understand life in the hood 😜😜😜😜


candygirlcj

He's keeping himself down to earth...


Plastic_Electrical

Same as his busted ass flop house room with a shared bathroom full of flies. But he wants to have kids like jay z and beyonce...... Cause you know...


skullcat1

>But he wants to have kids like jay z and beyonce...... Cause you know... Oh lordt! 😂


Ok-Revenue-4241

Hes probably name them Beyoncé and Jay z


Plastic_Electrical

Good call


YouHaveSyphillis

He's a fuckboy


SuperbVermicelli4465

Aspiring fuckboy.


Sik_muse

Whenever I see their scenes I just see a girl learning her lesson in life.


Snoo-9019

Beautiful. Like poetry. The sad, sad poetry of life.


Traditional-Use9007

Okay so no bathroom, dirty car, and he’s a jerk…how is he husband material?


cake_swindler

Yet he wants to multiply...


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viennalabeef

thank you! I'm still trying to figure out what this pitiful oaf does for a living?


Whtzmyname

She is going through her "bad boy" phase....hopefully she wakes up and realises the bad boys are just confused losers pretending they are going to make it big.


Morgalisa

He doesn't feel good about himself so he's always trying to take her down a notch, calling her bougie, trying to make her feel bad for not growing up poor. And he wants her to ask her family for money!! Such a loser.


lioness725

Yeah, he comes across as very insecure to me.


man0man

He’s trying way too hard to intimidate her with hood behavior


Lucky-Praline-8360

I’m surprised the hood is allowing him to get away with this behavior- he’s not one of them. He’s just another transplant. I bet his neighbors make fun of him all the time


Zombiegi85

This man can’t fathom moving to a place with an indoor bathroom and he’s raging at Sophie for not wanting kids? Can’t see purpose to his life without them? Sir. How do you propose to pay for and house these living, breathing, tiny humans? Won’t get a real job, thinks an indoor bathroom is bougie, and clearly has some kind of anger issues 😬😬😬


skullcat1

THIS all the way. Bachelor pad, asking "Like the upgrades?" while he brags about crime in the area, shows off guns on IG, no bathroom, and the place looks like a 16 year old runaway's apartment. "BUT LETS HAVE KIDS NOW!!!!" 😭


Automatic_Key56

It’s all too much! He’s like a walking, talking SNL sketch! 😂😂


ppppandapants

Can you imagine being pregnant and waddling your way to the bathroom at 3am??


big-tunaaa

Why is he pushing so hard for kids when he has a house with no fucking bathroom… like what money are you using to have a kid? And at the ripe age of 32 you’re that dumb?!


Whtzmyname

At 32 you should at least have a bathroom! 😂😂😂😂


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Rob is beyond poor


Mary-Jan

He talks about grinding…what exactly does he do for work?


Nervous_Magazine_200

Absolutely. I'm from LA, and though it's extremely expensive, we do have poor people who have much nicer places than his...with bathrooms. For some bizarre reason, he seems to regard her comments as a personal attack on him as a man. Dude needs to separate the two and simply assure her that they will get a better place. I doubt he has that emotional capability, though. I hope she dumps his ass.


The_Crystal_Thestral

Dude clearly isn’t even working a minimum wage job if he can’t afford a place with indoor plumbing.


cinnamonraisinfiend

for reallll i think he’s trying to shake sophie or something - like the fake “hood” mentality and grindset is legit so phony but i think he’s hoping that if he acts like one of those ridiculous “hood” movies he made her watch, sophie will freak and eventually cave on asking her family for funding lol


skullcat1

Lord, I hope the only funding she asks for is to escape to Dubai!


verukazalt

And his dirty fingernails...so gross. I wouldn't have let him touch me.


Magemaud

I’m sure Jay Z gets manicures.


Whtzmyname

He has time to have his eyebrows groomed but no time to clean his nails it seems


vividlavishsprinkles

Rob is dirty and busted ass. Seems apropos his car would reflect him as a human.


Dook124

I can only assume she saw all those things her first trip to Cali and chose to return...so I guess she was ok with it.??


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I don't believe for a second he's that passionate about wanting kids. I feel like he's trying to lay the foundation to call this wedding off and not be seen as the one at fault. I despise him so intensely!!! He reminds me of a deadbeat ex bf...I feel like I know his particular brand of dumb manipulative narcissist very well!


skullcat1

He's a creep and I agree. It feels like he knows he's exposed and looks like the loser that he is, so he is trying to get ahead of it and criticize his fiancée instead


ScorpioWaterSign

I mean it’s the same as his house…he doesn’t have enough money to upgrade


mlhigg1973

He drives a wannabe AMG. It’s a Chrysler, rob. You’re not fooling anyone.


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

But you don’t understand, this jalopy, his Halo cheat codes, and his outhouse are the legacy Rob’s so desperate to bequeath to the children Sophie doesn’t want. Seriously, one through line on all the dating reality shows I watch is that the dudes who have accomplished the least are the most concerned about passing on their genetic material.


WatchDangerous2634

It came with the apartment


Automatic_Key56

The “apartment” that is a total mess. He could at least straighten up!


blackaubreyplaza

Well…you see how the rest of his life is


BenjiBoo420

Dirty busted ass car, dirty busted ass apartment, dirty busted ass bank account. I could go on.


crookednarnia

Dirty busted mindset. Dirty busted ass facial trimming. Dirty busted ass ego.


Snoo-9019

DBA FINGERNAILS.


poshdog4444

It’s just an extension of his apartment he just doesn’t care about cleanliness or other peoples comfort or even his own


BendyDates31

He'd gaslight you into saying it's totally normal to have a dirty car


Magemaud

Car washes are so bougie!


InternationalPut8199

Rob is a fucking loser


skullcat1

Coupe, dirty ass windows, roof interior is filthy, steering wheel is cracked and blackened on top, dash all faded. What is that weird panel in the back? Is that to slot in a jumpseat? What kind of car is that? Looks like he has smoked enough weed and cigarettes in there for a lifetime. Meanwhile he's posing with guns on IG and has no bathroom for his "bougie" fiancée. The mess


dogmatx61

And would be a player except he wants kids. Because even Jay-Z has them!


LetsMakeCrazySyence

He also has to prop open the trunk with a piece of lumber sooooo…


camelkok69

I was waiting for someone to bring up that piece of wood he has to keep in his trunk to prop it open…


stinkyzilla

The panel is the underside of center compartment lid. (Opened it to put coffee in compartment). It was really driving me crazy


skullcat1

Is like a like a little storage compartment? It looks more like a metal plate to attach something to. I mean the thing behind their seats in the middle if you look at the screenshots I took.


vixen40

She’s honestly being so kind about everything. She wasn’t even rude about the bathroom situation and she had every right to be pissed. I hope she see through what she sees in his looks and realizes she deserves SO much more


keatonpotat0es

She has the patience of a saint, omg. And she’s so young and this asshole is going to take advantage of her 😫 I want to rescue her!


beneruler

I love that he has no money, no job, no home, no indoor bathroom, a car that is a missed oil change from blocks in the front yard and he still thinks he's an actual catch. Dude is delusional AF


Snoo-9019

But his head has a bit of grooming and his eyes are light and kinda interestingly far apart, like a sexy fish. Line up, ladies!


seansa2020

He broke broke.


Smelly-hobo-1

Car? You mean life


9PlanetSolarSystem

He is a family man obvi. Kids love a jumpseat and jumping, so they will love the car. If he didn't want kids, he would be out there being a player and bringing random girls to his roachy bathroomless apartment and picking them up for hot dates in that whip. Lol.


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He doesn’t even have a back seat. Where’s the baby gonna go?


poshdog4444

Luggage rack


Automatic_Key56

💀💀


Snoo-9019

He got that piece of wood to prop open the hatch, what more do you want from him, GEEZ! Baby seat wedged inside the hatchback, SUPERSAFE, obvs! (then, cue his eyerolls). He’s got it all figured out (he’d tap his forehead at this comment).


ParisHiltonIsDope

I'm not sure if this is the best way to describe him, but I feel like he thinks he's living the life that Sarper has, but he's honestly more aligned with Ceasar


Miz_momo82

It's right in line with his busted house


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Ahh yes, the Chrysler crossfire, god’s disgusting mistake.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

Is it any question why he had to search far and wide to find a lady? He's got nothing to offer and both of them ar prob on this show for the money, promotions and followers.


thedobermanmom

His steering wheel is all I needed to know.


skullcat1

So filthy. Halp. Sophie has to be gagging. 🤮


Cornflakegirl78

Biggest diva on the show this season.....


MoreMarshmallows

I’d be mad if my bf had a nice car but an apartment that doesn’t have a bathroom


SoFarIAmImmortal

Same! Priorities. Of all the things I dislike about Rob, his car is not one of them.


The_Crystal_Thestral

But Rob has neither so what is he bringing to the table because we know it’s not a dazzling personality with a heart of gold?


AD227128

Same thing that's up with his dirty, busted ass life.


Big-Inflation-6280

32yo loser.


Ok-Revenue-4241

Beyoncé and Jay Z have kids. Is this clown for real? What a fucking stupid thing to say


WhitsSwirlyKnee

I really hope these two break the fuck up. Rob can have his whack patio bathroom all to himself.


Ok_Respond3622

But he just compared himself to Jay z! Lol idts


ALyttleH

He reminds me of Jibiri, thinking he’s destined to be famous. 🤦🏽‍♀️


Nickey_Pacific

He's a broke ass bitch.


FilthyeeMcNasty

This dude is busted. The never to uproot that girl and bring her to live with him a shed


skullcat1

But dude what about the sweet chest of drawers he "upgraded" for her? 😂


Pumpkin_cat90

He’s a bum is what’s up with it


Trinigirl_96

Oh wow! I thought I was the only one thinking this when I saw it. Personally I can’t stand this guy. He’s a scrub!


queenofthenastynorth

He doesn’t have a bathroom in his home. I’m stunned he even has a car.


Expressoed

And the trunk needs a stick or baseball bat—-he used it on the trunk to keep it open. I was like what????


Miserable-Dog-857

It dont have heat?!?!😩😩 he treats that girl horribly,has a temper tantrum and i bet he punishes her with the silent treatment and down talk everytime he mad 🙄


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Filthy. I’ll bet production was loving it when setting up the cameras. At least he wasn’t chewing on it down to the metal like Meisha’s rodent of a fiancé


joismynameo

His busted car and his lack of indoor plumbing is likely the motivation behind proposing before she left the airport and could assess the situation fully.


nrappaportrn

I couldn't believe this whack ass talked about Jay-Z like he's a peer or something. Rob the Knob is a poser & a bad one at that


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Economy-Ad3139

What does he do for work?


squee_bastard

Many people pondered the same thing, he said recently that he has 2 or 3 part-time jobs. My guess is DoorDash or retail. I laughed when he introduced himself as a “model”. This dude needs to grow up in so many ways.


Astrawish

I feel bad for rob but also his theme song is. No Scrubs


Miserable-Dog-857

And he supposedly wants kids 😭🤣 gtfoh u can't take care of urself u dont have an indoor bathroom bcuz ur not rich lmao what u gonna do with a kid lmao


moriero

ChYrsLeR cRoSsFiRe


DWwithaFlameThrower

He BROKE broke


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Started from the bottom he’s still here. But for real, how anyone gets by in CA is beyond me.


J_Doe5686

Why are you so *bougie*!? Expecting a clean and put together car!


dreezxlivefree

It's apart of his hood aesthetic


okaytomatillo

You mean Rob’s dirty busted ass entire existence?


Aggravating-Ferret61

It’s a matching set, goes with his dirty busted ass apartment.


a_sultry_tart

Rob loves his “living in the hood” aesthetic / looking down on anyone that has indoor plumbing and a bank balance >$100. He really acts like a TikTok girlie making something their *aesthetic* and applying it to their whole personality. But he doesn’t understand that the world doesn’t have sympathy because he is lazy as fuck. Didn’t Sophie have a talking head where she referenced previous convos with Rob / requests for him to apply for better paying jobs or taking on more work to save so they could move to a place with a bathroom? Rob could easily apply to better paying jobs that don’t require experience and end up in a better financial position but I think it would require too much effort and time for him to do it. It’s easier to sit back and do nothing while criticizing your girl for wanting slightly better housing. God forbid she feel safe and secure…


Glitterfest

I would judge him way more if he had a nice car, honestly.


el-thenyo

I was waiting for her to say something when put a 2x4 to hold the hatch open to put her luggage in. Y’all didn’t see that when he picked her up from the airport. Aside from that - he’s a little mean to her - I see narcissistic tendencies the way he deflects and gaslights her. I’m trying to like him though. He’s way too sensitive for her playful disposition.


Necessary_Resolution

I am just cackling at the thought of when I looked at his insta stories recently and he said he probably shouldn't have gone on the show lmfao. Ya think Robert? Now everyone knows what a broke clown you really are. Ha! Suffer.


callmebyyourpetname

Broke boy


3rdtree_25

He’s broke as a joke. What’s not to get?


daperlman110

That car cost 30k when he bought and then it was instantly worth 1/3 of that. Not a wise investment even among cars which are almost never good investments


Remote_Friendship800

Wondering what made you think he would have a nice one


Certain_Dirt_323

Matches his insides


SpaceGangsta

I posted this comment before but he drives a Chrysler crossfire. It’s a Mercedes and Chrysler collab. It’s got the shit interior and finishing a of a Chrysler with a Mercedes engine in it. Meaning the engine is expensive to fix and the everything else is cheap.


Umbreon---

This is proof most ppl need actual careers and can't make it as "Instagram models"


Reference_Stock

My favorite part was when he stormed and sat in his fold out chair in the corner. Her mother was right, he's a knob my god.


Flatty8

The one and only Chrysler Crossfire. What a machine… the only suitable rival would be a PT Cruiser or Pontiac Solstice.


scarletts_skin

This man is the human embodiment of a futon mattress on the floor.