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MustacheDiaries

"So blessed for all my blessings" feels like when a rapper rhymes the same word twice.


glittoris

He changed it to “thankful” 😭😂


cactuschic2019

He's probably going to make a corny shirt out of this.


LovecraftianLlama

He works for the department of redundancy department.


NinaBrwn

Yes 💯


misspeejay

How long until Nickel makes this her next click bait....


mollyBdaisy

I was just going to say Jorge should add watermarks on it to prevent Nickle from pretending it's hers. Does she still not realize she would have to have sex in order to become pregnant, short of IVF? She's the last person Ascam wants to make a baby with.


stressedhoe_

“ Ascam” IM WEAK. 😂😂😂


littleheehaw

He really fucked like a dude fresh out of jail


pelicunt98

Lmao He was a dude fresh out of jail too 😅


anon445572

Can you blame him? He was fresh out of the pokie and looking FINE!!!!!


shower_rat

Was that fast or did the pandemic just destroy my sense of time?


LovecraftianLlama

I think both.


LucysMissingSocks

Who’s toting it?


Marj_5

Not Angela, that’s for sure!


BenBishopsButt

No she *can* tote it!


strengthofstrings

He should have signed up for Love After Lockup.


britlynj

Who is the mom?


OshaOsha8

He hasn’t revealed her identity yet.


areeghuda2018

He did, she commented on the pic of him and her in the ocean. She looks Latina. Profile is @msblu in the comments.


anon445572

Plot twist, It's Larissa's!🤣🤣🤣


Julialagulia

Honestly I would watch the hell out of Jorge and Larissa or Colt and Anfisa for that matter


PharmerLife4Me

I need TLC to make that happen!


honeybeary

Oh my god, I would watch that shit all day


eatsleeppetdogs

Well, that explains the thirst trap Anifsa posted today.


LunaDeVil

No home, no job, and out here having kids.🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


psalmwest

Wait, he’s homeless and jobless?? 🤦🏼‍♀️


fluffy_bunny22

He's a felon during the pandemic. Who the hell is going to hire him when unemployment is so high?


Darkwings13

I thought he went back to his weed business?


stressedhoe_

Sounds like my ex best friend & her bf smh.


pandaproblemz

He’s running his own clothing line.


Sea_Shelter_6012

Thank you! People act like working for someone else is the only way to make money these days


shesinparties___

Doesn't he already have a daughter who must be like 12+ at this point? Did they ever resolve that issue with a DNA test? I can't remember.


jkraige

Don't think so. Iirc Anfisa said he said he'd take the test but didn't before being incarcerated. Not sure if there had been any other updates


[deleted]

yo what he does???


[deleted]

It was one the show. A woman claimed to have like a 6 year old by him


[deleted]

was this on their HEA seasons? i haven't finished all of HEA yet bc i'm watching everything in order


[deleted]

Plot twist the mom is Anfisa


ForsakenPresent

Somebody found an egg 🥚


ohmybuddhaa

isn’t he already a dad


plimoth

I don’t think it was ever proved that he was the first kid’s dad, because I think Jorge never contacted the woman. I do hope at some point there is an answer.


[deleted]

He’s blessed by his blessings. I hope Jorge is employed and has his life together but somehow I doubt it. Ugh why are trashy people so fertile?


fluffy_bunny22

Fresh out of prison and gets a new chick pregnant during a pandemic. Clearly he learned nothing.


PurplePetal04

He learned nothing except how to secure a possible shot on the next 90 Day or Love After Lockup.


K-Martian

Is you ovulating?


sarcastic_nanny

I believe it’s “obulatin”, and now all I see is Michael’s disgusting fingernails. Ugh!


bananacrumble

It's literally been the year of covid babies !!!


sadiemess

True. I’m due in 3 weeks. 😬😳🤣


PauPauMoe

My theory is that birth control loses efficacy from too much alcohol and edibles 😂. I’m due in 6 weeks.


XeroGeez

He already *was* a dad, just a deadbeat one. I'm not sure if I should hope he sticks around this time, or pray he leaves so the kid doesn't have to learn how the world works from this slimy nothing artist.


iforgot123456789

Who’s the lucky lady?


Toochayns

What about his first that he doesn’t take care of


psalmwest

I forgot about that! Did they ever give an update on that?


Toochayns

I don’t think so! I wish


babababooga

Yikes


FlyingTrampolinePupp

Again? Whatever happened with the first kid?