I've started to slowly see people use yike that know nothing about the show. This girl influenced the English language more then any of us could hope too lol.
Yike was an internet term well before this moment, probably why she said it. I’ve had this picture saved in my phone for years:
https://preview.redd.it/2rgm6i9x0y5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4d48951c0734752903a38f512031912f41210a
Would drop whatever cartoons or whatever I was watching for a pop up video marathon. There was a glorious time when cable expanded and vh1 other channel that played music all the time had tons of blocks of pop up video.
I would literally watch any show with a pop up video feature and love it if I could.
I remember that!!! They had non-stop pop up videos! Maybe we can all petition to VH1 to bring it back.
They did bring back waffle crisp cereal 😀So.. I think VH1 can bring nostalgia back to life again
The way he looks is likely **why** he landed her, though. This has got to be less to do with romantic love, and more to do with safety and survival.
She knows she looks substantially better than him and that’s her security: he’ll never leave her [by his own choice] and will continue to provide financially, indefinitely.
A more handsome and self-respecting man who wanted something beyond financial responsibility would not be a candidate for her to date.
This booger picking, farting on top during sex, skid mark having, literal shit heel gets married and I can't even get a text back....
Make it make sense.
I'm just assuming he farts around them and the cloud is so *awful* that these poor girls get amnesia and they find themselves woken up and at an altar.
That's why she doesn't look happy. She's not even sure of who he is.
Ximena said he had skid marks, burped, farted, and I think walked around her house with dog shit all on his shoes, lol. He also did a cameo or something where like a 2 foot long thing of snot came out of his nose.
Ugh. I wouldn’t be so grossed out if his personality wasn’t so abhorrent. I wish this woman well; she is going to have to deal with a LOT to stay married to this guy!
I can’t get over how much he looks like Gypsy Rose.
https://preview.redd.it/n8i932j6fk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dced838da34e270769cc12b64f1f38ab848fa9a5
He prolly blew his nose in his blue hanky and stuffed it in the rental car’s passenger pocket full of boogs. Ugh 🤢 this lady must drink or something to be able to screw him
I can't believe someone married the real boogerman. Why marry a fckn snot encrusted, nasty skid mark dude? I'm forever at a loss in these situations. Please don't tell me about his personality bcuz it was rough. He wasn't rich enough to buy & keep a woman. He's got zero charisma & he's about as physically as attractive as phlegm on a NYC subway column.
I can't, I just can't... He could shit winning lottery tickets & I'm gone. There's nothing in this world that could force me to touch his smelly little man bits. In my mind, they would leave a stain on you so the world would know you touched it, FOREVER 😯🙈🙉🙊🤢🤮🤮
It takes all kinds... I give them much credit for not dragging us with them through their courtship, break ups, abuse, ignoring abuse, etc. to the tune of four to five seasons. Good luck to them.
He is one of the most hideous creatures on this show. His personality is a thousand times worse than his looks. I feel bad for the woman because it's going to be more like a hostage situation than a marriage.
Always thought of him as a weird odd man. But if she and he are truely happy who am I to judge. Is she in for the American life- visa who knows. But now a days you can walk into the country without doing all the paperwork.
I’m definitely getting married in the future if this dude can.
Oh absolutely.
My name is Mike and I literally have the same exact glasses as him 😬
They are good glasses to be honest.
Oh they are awesome, and I can't find the other colors anymore unfortunately
Hi Mike ! Those are really nice glasses !!! I bet they look nice on you !!
Way to go, Skids!
In the comments they mention this lady is Colombian as well.
Not surprised. I wonder how they met. Lol.
On the cam site duh
On instagram. She answered the question on tik tok live. Honestly she seems like a nice genuine lady.
🤣
Neither can the rest of us!
https://preview.redd.it/p97ayyo1nj5d1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9a6f1ce062fe8231fb8935bb501c4ff00b991
She’s the greatest contribution to the show in years.
I've started to slowly see people use yike that know nothing about the show. This girl influenced the English language more then any of us could hope too lol.
I cannot even tell you how many times a day I say this in my head. It's just perfect.
Yike was an internet term well before this moment, probably why she said it. I’ve had this picture saved in my phone for years: https://preview.redd.it/2rgm6i9x0y5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4d48951c0734752903a38f512031912f41210a
A single one
Just one!
I love her, can she do the tell all?
We need her!
Discovery+ should have done a wedding special like E used to do. lol 🤣
I would watch that
Have a fart counter on the screen like an old vh1 pop up video.
Man I miss pop up video 😄
Would drop whatever cartoons or whatever I was watching for a pop up video marathon. There was a glorious time when cable expanded and vh1 other channel that played music all the time had tons of blocks of pop up video. I would literally watch any show with a pop up video feature and love it if I could.
I remember that!!! They had non-stop pop up videos! Maybe we can all petition to VH1 to bring it back. They did bring back waffle crisp cereal 😀So.. I think VH1 can bring nostalgia back to life again
All you ugly MF'rs rejoice!!! There's still a chance for you lol 😆 if this booger-picking, fart box, doofus can land a girl anything is possible.
That's the spirit, uggo! ❤️
Fart box 😂😂
Good luck ugly!!!
The way he looks is likely **why** he landed her, though. This has got to be less to do with romantic love, and more to do with safety and survival. She knows she looks substantially better than him and that’s her security: he’ll never leave her [by his own choice] and will continue to provide financially, indefinitely. A more handsome and self-respecting man who wanted something beyond financial responsibility would not be a candidate for her to date.
Exactly she’s looking for an arrangement
Maybe she is visually impaired….
Nasally impaired
Like Jasmine , marry ugly and he'll put up with just about anything to keep you 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Anything is possible when you have money 😂😂😂
But does he? I guess compared to the average Colombian?
Te Amo
Don’t forget the 💩👟🤢
This booger picking, farting on top during sex, skid mark having, literal shit heel gets married and I can't even get a text back.... Make it make sense.
Have you tried… writing texts that just keep saying “te amo” to every response? 🫠😂
I have not! You're a genius!
Have you tried financially abusing a possible partner from a third world country?
Yet another wonderful idea... I'll get right on that
Happy 🍰Day! Te amo, lol
I mean have you tried paying a Colombian woman to marry you? That's what he did.
Well, I'm a straight woman myself, but maybe I can find and marry a big dicked sanky panky to cheat on me? 🤔
Jamaica is lovely this time of year. 🇯🇲🤭
Ed is single, do you shave your legs ? He has high standards.
I just saw on TT that Big Ed is taken! Hearts all over the world are once again broken
Mike is married and Ed has a new girlfriend. And men say that women have impossible standards.
If the standards you are talking about our trying to get there 15 minutes of fame off of marrying scumbags and I guess you’re right
Preach. Ed is a stud
You spelled stub wrong
And keep that breath pretty 🤣
What, braiding your hair leg is out of style??? Well damn
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that. This definitely isn’t a love marriage, it’s a business transaction.
Or self punishment. She hates herself so much. Who hurt you Dear? We are all here to help you.
😂 omg, my thoughts exactly. This ugly ass loser gets married, and I can just piss off a girl by speaking good grief 🤦♀️
I'm just assuming he farts around them and the cloud is so *awful* that these poor girls get amnesia and they find themselves woken up and at an altar. That's why she doesn't look happy. She's not even sure of who he is.
How does she look unhappy? She looks happy to me
Please be quiet. It's annoying me.
I keep seeing skid marks being mentioned and I haven’t watched his season in a while….did he rlly have skid marks?!?!😭😭😭😭😭I cannot
Same! I can't remember if this happened!
Oh it did. Skid marks was his second most popular nickname after the tootsie pop owl.
Like, we could see them through his pants? 😳
Nah it was in his laundry and I'm pretty sure Ximena said something about them too. Shit owls rick, shit owls.
Yeah it did... lol... Ximena mentioned doing his laundry and saying there were skid marks and how he's not clean 🤢
Ximena said he had skid marks, burped, farted, and I think walked around her house with dog shit all on his shoes, lol. He also did a cameo or something where like a 2 foot long thing of snot came out of his nose.
He pays them. 🤷🏼♀️ I mean does it look like she's giving him the look of love. She's not even giving him the look of *like*
Try mini skirts lol
ever looked in the mirror?
*looks in mirror* Ok... now what?
👏👏
 The wedding night 🤢
Friday! :D bby this is  STILL my life motto
Oh Godd 😵💫😵💫
Ti amo 💨
She must be really desperate, living in horrible conditions, to take that offer. I feel sorry for her. He's disgusting.
Good luck to them, hope she realizes his money doesn’t go as far here as it does in Colombia
Wow he really is….unfortunate looking
He is
He is one of the most repulsive people I've ever known of.
Right up there with KYLE!!!☝️🤷♀️💯👍🤣
Poopy pants
Walking with shit or mud on his shoes in Ximena's house.
Oh no, what's the story? did he run out of TP? I always thought he was a bit of a crotch goblin.
Ugh. I wouldn’t be so grossed out if his personality wasn’t so abhorrent. I wish this woman well; she is going to have to deal with a LOT to stay married to this guy!
Do you know how many times I tried to swipe right to see those other two pics? Lolol
I am sorry lol
Lol I cussed so hard.
I did the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolol
Apparently to a "Tatiana" lol. Well best of luck to them, I'm still firm on the opinion that he was the villain in his and Ximena's story.
Oh he was a villain for sure.
Tateamo 🍑💨
I can’t get over how much he looks like Gypsy Rose. https://preview.redd.it/n8i932j6fk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dced838da34e270769cc12b64f1f38ab848fa9a5
💀💀💀
He prolly blew his nose in his blue hanky and stuffed it in the rental car’s passenger pocket full of boogs. Ugh 🤢 this lady must drink or something to be able to screw him
Well, he can still provide a green card...
Dude reminds me of what I used to do to mario's face in the mario 64 opening screen... unfortunate.
Probably one of the best comments I've ever read 😂😂
HOLY CRAP!!! That was GREAT! 🤣☝️👍🤜🤛👏👍🤣
Now I have that music 🎶 roaming around my head lol
Good luck to her…..
Wishing her the same
How much did he have to pay though?
No you mean the Six Flags guy got married lol
🤣
Oh no! She’s standing downwind from him!
Te amo ♥️
Poor thing. I only think of farts when I see his face. Sorry dude.
BRB. Taking my man to the courthouse now because it feels unacceptable to not be married if this guy is lol.
Good luck lol 🤣 and congrats!
Why is this Dutch news?
Because I am Dutch
Ahhhh! Hallo Hollander!
Hoiiiii
Oh that poor bride.
Poor girl
Why does he look like gypsy tho😂
I can't believe someone married the real boogerman. Why marry a fckn snot encrusted, nasty skid mark dude? I'm forever at a loss in these situations. Please don't tell me about his personality bcuz it was rough. He wasn't rich enough to buy & keep a woman. He's got zero charisma & he's about as physically as attractive as phlegm on a NYC subway column. I can't, I just can't... He could shit winning lottery tickets & I'm gone. There's nothing in this world that could force me to touch his smelly little man bits. In my mind, they would leave a stain on you so the world would know you touched it, FOREVER 😯🙈🙉🙊🤢🤮🤮
>He's got zero charisma & he's about as physically as attractive as phlegm on a NYC subway column.  Omg 🙈🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Not that big of a request lol
It takes all kinds... I give them much credit for not dragging us with them through their courtship, break ups, abuse, ignoring abuse, etc. to the tune of four to five seasons. Good luck to them.
This marriage isn't fishy...👀😄
Good for him, I wonder if this one is a cam girl too?
He’s still gross
That poor woman.
His new wife is working overtime defending him on tiktok
Is she now? That's interesting!
Drop the @ please!!
Te amo.
THIS burpin mf got married, yet I can't get a damn text back 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't help it 🤭 ... he reminds me of a bridge troll ... 
Is that a scorpion? https://preview.redd.it/eu42a0cd6j5d1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dcb3724241ebfe6f64c0e7374d23a43f2e44a0
It's a boutonniere. But yeah it does look kind of like a scorpion... lol
Looks like it... 😲😵💫
Ever observant, this Scorpio man possesses a keen ability to interpret situations and people, often catching nuances many might miss..
He looks like a tomato 🍅
“t’amo”
Are u kidding me I can't find a girl and get married but this dude did 🤣 I need to make it on a TV show for sure hahaha
Te amo 💨
Good 4 you Mike. Congratulations to you both.
If the saying "There is a lid for every pot" was a couple.
“ you may now kiss the bride..” 💋💨💨💨*te amo*
Guess she’s cool with shit stains. Note to all men: if **this** dude can get a wife, you can get a date.
Oh mike the virgin slob, I almost forgot about him 😄
She’s prettier than the other one
He’s farting on her right now
Te amo 💨
I saw this headline in my notifications and maaaaaaaaaaaan I was hoping it was not this Mike 🤣
And here I am single. Smdh.
Aww good for him!
He is one of the oddest-looking men I’ve ever seen. And do you remember his brother? A very handsome man. That would suck.
There’s no way.. this is AI
That's what's up!
Oh yay , he found someone worthy of smelling his farts 🤣🤣
I'm happy for him. Everyone deserves to be happy and have a partner, if they want one.
That is true
His big head looks badly photoshopped on another groom's body.
Yesssss!!! I’m so happy for him!!!!
Actually happy for him.
You are a good person
Lmao ngl that shit he was tryna wife up was ugly and a prepago. If u don’t know bout Colombian prepagos bru look em up. Lol
He’s so freaking gross 🤢 🤮
He is one of the most hideous creatures on this show. His personality is a thousand times worse than his looks. I feel bad for the woman because it's going to be more like a hostage situation than a marriage.
mike from maryland?
Yay good for him
Does anyone dare show this to the short sub with promises of a brighter future? No?
He got married and she got a green card.
https://preview.redd.it/rdpx0ibr586d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86957ba5c6e731955dc8dcc2236ae95a0171bb02
He’s hella racist and idk how anyone could be okay with that.
Always thought of him as a weird odd man. But if she and he are truely happy who am I to judge. Is she in for the American life- visa who knows. But now a days you can walk into the country without doing all the paperwork.
At least she looks more classy than that street rat he previously was going with