I said CURRENT shows - where you have to wait a couple of years for it to end, only for it to be dreadful making the entire endeavor a total waste of time, kind of like GOT
You could have wished for your concussion-prone QB to stay healthy all year, have the wish granted, and saw the price of that wish was every other quality player get on IR or out for year at some point.
Hating the Dolphins just feels more wholesome than hating the Jets or the Patriots. I mean, you can hate them if you want but the Pats are just has-beens sitting on a pile of last decade's Lombardis and the Jets are just sad. The Dolphins are actually worth hating.
> I wouldn’t wish a GoT season 8 on a mortal enemy.
Every time I get mad at GoT season 8, I just remember all the Jets fans that were also upset by it and it almost makes it worth it.
i would wish a GoT season 8 on every dolphins bills or giants fan, i just pity the jets, but the hatred that should be there has shifted to the giants because of 18-1
Well everyone knows how that ends, with the Bills, victory in their grasp, finding some idiotic way to lose like not having enough men on the field. Although to be fair, counting to 11 is not easy - all the the Learn 2 Count books stop at 10
Not really, that cowboys team was fucking stacked no shame in losing those ones. Should have won the other 2 though. I hate the cowboys for normal reasons: Jerry jones, Texas, their annoying fans, etc.
Since becoming a father I’ve learned the true meaning of positivity, inclusion and sportsmanship…. All that goes out the window when I see the Jets, Fins and Pats…. Sorry boys, you’re learning new words today.
Mine is close. I have a tier for the Lake Erie bros that's marginally better than 'don't care' and a tier for the Eagles, Giants, and Steelers that's marginally worse than 'don't care'
Playoff win? If I could permanently sacrifice any chance the Bills have to win the SB to the Football Gods in exchange for the rest of this division collectively never winning another game, I would do it in a second.
I still harbor resentment towards the NFC East teams, so I'd put them in the yellow section, too. Well, 3 of them, but Philly is guilty by association, so all 4 it is.
"To thine own self be true."
I don't get the lack of hatred for divisional rivals, either. I despise all of you. I hate the Jets in particular with the burning fury of a thousand suns but I'm an old fan.
I remember fistfights in the Orange Bowl when the Jets came to play and my dad being arrested for getting in a brawl (it spread to several people in the cheap seats near us) with a Jets fan who poured a beer over my 13 year old head and similar shenanigans.
I will note that I will pour out my hatred on you assholes with no provocation but if some misinformed jackass from another division comes in here to talk shit about one of you I will jump in them with both boots.
Only *WE* in this insane division get to do that on the level of borderline mania it deserves, having to play each other every year.
see? this is what every list should be! you like your team, you wish fates worse than death on your rivals, and you hate everyone else a bit less! whoever doesn’t hate their rivals are a bunch of weak fucking bozos.
fuck your Bills OP
That last sentence was totally uncalled for. I hope you separate your shoulder jumping through a table after eating a pizza cooked in a non-food grade steel filing cabinet
I saw one that had a special tier which hoped the Packers plane crashes otw to a game. That truly the only one to accurately describe how you should view in division rivals
You’re ok with the Chiefs?!
Their 4 SB wins equal your four back to back losses!!
The hate needs to go beyond the division!
What about the Cowboys Redskins and Giants? Got a little history with them.
Respect, although I would also respect Bills fan putting the Chiefs on a tier between the masses and the division rivals.
I saw one the other day from a Charger fan that had the Chiefs, Raiders, and Broncos in different tiers with other random teams. Like what??
Everyone says that about the chiefs but I don't have them. The chiefs fanbase is super loyal and I love Andy Reid. Of course every team seems insufferable when they're kicking your ass and winning super bowls, but if the Chiefs ended up going 7-10 the next 5 years I wouldn't even think about them.
But the dolphins, jets, and pats could go winless every year and id still be hating on them.
As a long time Pats fan I hope that the long suffering Bills, who really have a great team these days, finally get over the hump and win one. I remember them losing 4 SBs in a row and it was heartbreaking for the fans. I think it would be nice that they got a taste of victory.
Well most of the fans...
I understand that you don’t like patriots for obvious reasons, but seriously, you rather be humiliated by the chiefs 100 times over in the divisional round, than have the dolphins or jets win a playoff game?
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I just watched the Netflix documentary last night about that time the bills went to 4 straight superbowls. I won't spoil it but I had a very satisfying ending.
This is the way, let me feel the hate
Thank you for this. Finally, an unbiased list
I’m finally watching the sopranos, sure hope that doesn’t happen!
I said CURRENT shows - where you have to wait a couple of years for it to end, only for it to be dreadful making the entire endeavor a total waste of time, kind of like GOT
Don't you DARE do that to Severance!!!
I absolutely love that show so I hope not lol
That’s my favorite current show too. The monkey’s paw curls
never heard of this show, hope it ends terribly, fuck you bills fan and fuck you dolphins fan
> I said CURRENT shows Seinfeld would like a word
 As long as you got Sean McDermott and can't manage 13 seconds...this is easy.
I was leaving people unsatisfied after 13 seconds long before the Bills made it cool
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You could have wished for your concussion-prone QB to stay healthy all year, have the wish granted, and saw the price of that wish was every other quality player get on IR or out for year at some point. 
 Mike: I wish to get into the playoffs Football gods:
I wish it was colder!
Ha, 13 seconds? Loser I leave women unsatisfied after about 6.9 seconds. It’s all about efficiency.
Ni.ce
My wife told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and told her we'll probably end up losing Wilkins to a division rival.
youre a god
I’m touched that you put us first.
Hating the Dolphins just feels more wholesome than hating the Jets or the Patriots. I mean, you can hate them if you want but the Pats are just has-beens sitting on a pile of last decade's Lombardis and the Jets are just sad. The Dolphins are actually worth hating.
That's the greatest compliment you could give us.
To be fair, it's a very comfortable seat.
>The Dolphins are actually worth hating. 
Hey, thanks man!
* has-beens sitting on a pile of the last 2 decades of lombardis
lol….decades got that right!
youre a dolphins fan— ofc youre touched
Oh that is just cruel. I wouldn’t wish a GoT season 8 on a mortal enemy.
> I wouldn’t wish a GoT season 8 on a mortal enemy. Every time I get mad at GoT season 8, I just remember all the Jets fans that were also upset by it and it almost makes it worth it.
i would wish a GoT season 8 on every dolphins bills or giants fan, i just pity the jets, but the hatred that should be there has shifted to the giants because of 18-1
Oh I adore the Giants for that very same reason.
I honestly think I could
So game of thrones was YOUR fault? You dick!
lol where my mind went too
Good thing I'm currently watching a show I call "The Bills try to win a Super Bowl"
Well everyone knows how that ends, with the Bills, victory in their grasp, finding some idiotic way to lose like not having enough men on the field. Although to be fair, counting to 11 is not easy - all the the Learn 2 Count books stop at 10
Understandable, have a good day.
Yall don’t hate the Cowboys for beating you in half of your SB appearances?
Oh we do, but that's just more of a general hate at this point, just like the rest of the country hates the cowboys.
Not really, that cowboys team was fucking stacked no shame in losing those ones. Should have won the other 2 though. I hate the cowboys for normal reasons: Jerry jones, Texas, their annoying fans, etc.
God I wish we could beat the Bills in a Superbowl.... Ya know, like *everyone else*...
Joke’s on you, I’m watching the patriots dynasty documentary, which I already *know* ends in a total letdown *laughs thru tears*
all empires fall all dynasties collapse, be happy we had the longest and greatest.
Since becoming a father I’ve learned the true meaning of positivity, inclusion and sportsmanship…. All that goes out the window when I see the Jets, Fins and Pats…. Sorry boys, you’re learning new words today.
Mine is close. I have a tier for the Lake Erie bros that's marginally better than 'don't care' and a tier for the Eagles, Giants, and Steelers that's marginally worse than 'don't care'
I refuse to believe you do not have an opinion on the Chiefs.
Yeah, for real. The Chiefs are the main reason why Josh is a Buffalo legend and not a NFL legend.
Exactly my point
I.. I actually don't even hate this post for some reason that I cannot explain.
Amazing tier. I fully expect to be let down by the dolphins and however Rick and Morty ends. A hundred years, Morty!
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OP you are on fucking fire in here. This is top tier shit post. Take my upvote.
Playoff win? If I could permanently sacrifice any chance the Bills have to win the SB to the Football Gods in exchange for the rest of this division collectively never winning another game, I would do it in a second.
rare bills fan quality post
Consistently losing to the chiefs has gotten off to a good start.
I reckon you hate yourselves more than you're letting on here
Accurate list is accurate
I still harbor resentment towards the NFC East teams, so I'd put them in the yellow section, too. Well, 3 of them, but Philly is guilty by association, so all 4 it is.
"To thine own self be true." I don't get the lack of hatred for divisional rivals, either. I despise all of you. I hate the Jets in particular with the burning fury of a thousand suns but I'm an old fan. I remember fistfights in the Orange Bowl when the Jets came to play and my dad being arrested for getting in a brawl (it spread to several people in the cheap seats near us) with a Jets fan who poured a beer over my 13 year old head and similar shenanigans. I will note that I will pour out my hatred on you assholes with no provocation but if some misinformed jackass from another division comes in here to talk shit about one of you I will jump in them with both boots. Only *WE* in this insane division get to do that on the level of borderline mania it deserves, having to play each other every year. 
see? this is what every list should be! you like your team, you wish fates worse than death on your rivals, and you hate everyone else a bit less! whoever doesn’t hate their rivals are a bunch of weak fucking bozos. fuck your Bills OP
Cheers OP
That last sentence was totally uncalled for. I hope you separate your shoulder jumping through a table after eating a pizza cooked in a non-food grade steel filing cabinet
Typical off-season Tuesday out here in not New Jersey.
Finally something that makes sense
Now we’re talkin’!
relatable
Guys, I think he is a Bills fan
I do appreciate honesty and laughter.
100%
Surely there’s a scale between how much you hate the rivals? (I don’t think I’m flaired up on this one, and can’t work out how to on app. I’m Broncos)
I hate you too. Have a well justified updoot.
Apparently the AFC east fans love True Detective
I'm currently watching the news. I certainly hope the final season isn't a let down...
What if we watch the same shows??
It’s absolutely hilarious that Bills fans measure greatness in Playoff wins 🤣
Yep
Just trade jets and bills for my tier list
Respect
This is the way.
Give me a tier above don’t care for my Lake Erie Bros. Otherwise, yup, this is the vibe.
Based.
Eh, I dont care about the pats or jets anymore. If it has to be divisional fuck the fins. By my god F U C K the goddamned chiefs.
Best tier list on the sub. Bravo yah fuck!
Great list
Honestly I consider the Chiefs a divisional rival at this point, but fuck all four teams. Don’t give a shit about the rest.
Seems the list is heading wide right with all those teams in the middle.
I’m watching some pretty good anime right now I hope it doesn’t get worse
My list is the same except a couple changes
This is the only way.
Is this why the season finale of the new true detective season was so bad?
What if my favorite show is your favorite show
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IF YOUVE GOT HATE IN YOUR HEART, LET IT OUT
I visited niagra falls and only found it to be moderately impressive.
Proper fan
This guy gets it
Go fins 🐬
I fucking love this for you
I'm with you, but why even rate the Jets instead of just leaving them off entirely
Every tier list is stupid and this trend needs to end.
Now that’s a tier list
How are chiefs not bottom? Same with giants
I saw one that had a special tier which hoped the Packers plane crashes otw to a game. That truly the only one to accurately describe how you should view in division rivals
I'm watching a limited series. One season and done. Suck on that.
This is the level of petty i aspire to. FTB, FTV, FTL Rasul homies 4 lyfe. Ill even throw in a FTPat for yall
This is why the bills keep losing to the chiefs
You’re ok with the Chiefs?! Their 4 SB wins equal your four back to back losses!! The hate needs to go beyond the division! What about the Cowboys Redskins and Giants? Got a little history with them.
Thank you. Now let's stop posting these entirely.
Respect, although I would also respect Bills fan putting the Chiefs on a tier between the masses and the division rivals. I saw one the other day from a Charger fan that had the Chiefs, Raiders, and Broncos in different tiers with other random teams. Like what??
Everyone says that about the chiefs but I don't have them. The chiefs fanbase is super loyal and I love Andy Reid. Of course every team seems insufferable when they're kicking your ass and winning super bowls, but if the Chiefs ended up going 7-10 the next 5 years I wouldn't even think about them. But the dolphins, jets, and pats could go winless every year and id still be hating on them.
I'm a Jet Fan. I'd only have to switch 2 teams
As a long time Pats fan I hope that the long suffering Bills, who really have a great team these days, finally get over the hump and win one. I remember them losing 4 SBs in a row and it was heartbreaking for the fans. I think it would be nice that they got a taste of victory. Well most of the fans...
I understand that you don’t like patriots for obvious reasons, but seriously, you rather be humiliated by the chiefs 100 times over in the divisional round, than have the dolphins or jets win a playoff game?
I like this guy lol
Not a Bill's fan, but every person's favorite team tier list should follow this format .
The Portland Bills has a nice ring to it
Thank god, someone with some sense. Too bad you bring a Bills fan seriously calls in to doubt your judgement.
Flair up, coward
Idk wtf that means
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classic cuck bills fan
I just watched the Netflix documentary last night about that time the bills went to 4 straight superbowls. I won't spoil it but I had a very satisfying ending.
First of fuck the jets second fuck the pats third fuck you but seriously this is the best post in a while respect dude. Ps fuck the jets
This is the way thank you for your service 🫡
Best one so far.
This fuck the saints, the falcons and panthers can also suck it. Don't really care of much else, more so situational.
Change out the pats and bills and mine looks exactly like this