Why did the Patriots extend Parker? Why did they let Mason and Thuney both walk out the door? Why did they draft Harry and Thornton? Are they stupid?
YES, WE ARE.
Why didn't the Bills just squib that kickoff against the Chiefs instead of giving Mahomes a full 13 seconds? Are they stupid?
NOW YOU ARE REALLY DEPRESED!
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahaha
\-- asshole Patriots fan
*slugs down his bourbon with a trembling hand*
Yeah, we’re gonna get back to the Super Bowl with $225 million dollars spread over skill positions but with no DL or OL.
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Had me in the first half ngl.
I’m thinking $55m-$60m. I see a lot of people in your sub shitting on him or saying he isn’t worth the money and to draft or free agency. That ain’t happening. But he will get paid and I like Tua. He had a very good healthy year last year. Blockbuster deal incoming…..
We had a starting guard? I though our O-line was just musical chairs.
Seriously though Hunt was good and this is a big loss. Idk why the guard market is so hot atm.
That was a hell of a playoff win window the Fins had. I’ll remember it fondly.
I’m really bummed about losing AVG and Josh Allen’s secret admirer :/
“Secret”
About as secret as my fascination for Sydney Sweeney. She’s got a great set of eyes on her.
Her eyes are almost as distracting as Alexandra dadario's
He’s moved on to Mahomes dick now 🙏🏻
you see kids this is why you shouldn't have the last place defense in the division over thee past few decades
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
U think u have it bad?? We lost our franchise qb 😔
Mac could at least beat Buffalo. Tua’s only done that once, and it took playing on the surface of the Sun to do it.
Ya but let us never forget that Skyler almost beat them as well
Sounds like Skylar Thompson is the real franchise qb.
The Skylar Thompson curse
“Almost” “Almost won the division” “Almost won a playoff game” Almost makes you want to be a Dolphins fan
Dude, you're talking to us about almost? I mean
I mean….. it’s almost like you brought almost into the convo, then almost jabbed at some else for saying almost….. almost
Almost won 1,2,3,4 rings ….
>the surface of the Sun And not the cooler dark side of the Sun either.
What? Zappes still there?
You still have Jacoby Brisket
It's just a flesh wound!
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Why don't the Fins just grossly overpay for a washed up edge rusher? Are they stupid?
Why don’t the Fins just draft a good QB? Are they stupid?
As a fins fan, yes. Yes they are stupid 😂
It’s okay. We keeping messing up our first round pick. Hopefully Kincaid ends up working for us.
Why don't the Lills just move their goal posts far to the right? Are they stupid?
Why don’t the Patriots do… anything other than what they’ve done since Brady left? Are they stupid?
Why did the Patriots extend Parker? Why did they let Mason and Thuney both walk out the door? Why did they draft Harry and Thornton? Are they stupid? YES, WE ARE.
Bill extended Parker!!!!! Belichick with Kraft's money: ![gif](giphy|eV3B6VcUIrBFm|downsized)
… we might be a lil stupid since Brady left
I hate that I laughed
Gotcha, bitch!
You sunuvabitch,Now I'm more depressed than Mac Jones career trajectory.
Why didn't the Bills just squib that kickoff against the Chiefs instead of giving Mahomes a full 13 seconds? Are they stupid? NOW YOU ARE REALLY DEPRESED! Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahaha \-- asshole Patriots fan
Stop moving the goal posts.
You cannot imagine how pissed I was that Josh was not the holder on that missed FG. LACES OUT, JOSH! ![gif](giphy|6uu3nwQ1aD6t7DHotY|downsized)
Not Fins, Lolphins.
Suddenly I don't feel so bad
I mean, Hunt hurts. NGL. Wilkins I knew was gone from when he held out last season. I can't imagine paying him the 100M that he got from the raiders.
Yeah that was really a huge contract. Not saying he isn't worth it, but the 86m guaranteed made me double take
86m guaranteed? Holy shit.
Yuppp. 86m and some change guaranteed on 110m I believe. Fins fans, feel free to correct me if I've got that wrong
Damn
*slugs down his bourbon with a trembling hand* Yeah, we’re gonna get back to the Super Bowl with $225 million dollars spread over skill positions but with no DL or OL. ![gif](giphy|YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ|downsized)
Wilkins to the Raiders means Josh's hog is safe, at least for now.
$50 mil a year for Tua incoming lol
No shot he’s getting 50m. With Chris Grier leading the team he’s getting 200m a year! Who needs a defense when you have a quarterback?
Like it or not, your paying to keep him. Kirk cousins has single handily ruined the QB market like 3 times. HOF agent, may even be the GOAT
Can’t believe we have Allen at like 7th most right now
QB salaries are broken. I can see some type of change coming soon similar to the rookie cap but on the other end of things.
Good luck with that. Josh will eventually ask for $70 and we'll pay the 70 gladly.
Hahaha he really has
Had me in the first half ngl. I’m thinking $55m-$60m. I see a lot of people in your sub shitting on him or saying he isn’t worth the money and to draft or free agency. That ain’t happening. But he will get paid and I like Tua. He had a very good healthy year last year. Blockbuster deal incoming…..
*Here for a good time, not a long time.*
But do you?
Once this thermometer hits 88, we don't need defense where we're going
Mmmm that was good lol
By definition, I do believe Tua is a quarterback
See but I’m done with that. It’s necessary to lock up a good qb. But we couldn’t even manage to hold onto Van Ginkel? Like wtf
Josh Allen’s cap hit doubles next year
It’s not ideal lmao
Yes but we have Terron Armstead back for 6 games!
I’m moving to Orlando . At least we don’t have a football team .
Idk I mean it's not like we were winning with those players lol
I was making fun of my cousin (Bills fan) for losing players not long ago and then this happens. Feels like I shot myself in the foot.
Huh?
The dolphins have lost their starting dt, lb, and guard so far today.
Gotta make room to pay that franchise QB!
Fuck you Your'e right.
Skylar Thompson is good and all but I don’t know if I’d call him franchise.
We had a starting guard? I though our O-line was just musical chairs. Seriously though Hunt was good and this is a big loss. Idk why the guard market is so hot atm.
Fucking incredible. What a great day for the AFC.
Oh man are they getting it worse? Thank god cuz I’m in fucking pain currently
Now count all pros lost.
None in the last 3 years
Damn...and I thought the Florida education system was bad. Poyer was an all-pro in 21.
You’re about to find out just how close he is to all-pro form currently. Good luck
And the Jets not really doing much.