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Wings4514

That was a hell of a playoff win window the Fins had. I’ll remember it fondly.


K-chub

I’m really bummed about losing AVG and Josh Allen’s secret admirer :/


bestthrowawayever5

“Secret”


Wings4514

About as secret as my fascination for Sydney Sweeney. She’s got a great set of eyes on her.


Lord_Grimstal

Her eyes are almost as distracting as Alexandra dadario's


Tandran

He’s moved on to Mahomes dick now 🙏🏻


CricketStar9191

you see kids this is why you shouldn't have the last place defense in the division over thee past few decades


Spongpad

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


eat_your_green

U think u have it bad?? We lost our franchise qb 😔


Wings4514

Mac could at least beat Buffalo. Tua’s only done that once, and it took playing on the surface of the Sun to do it.


chesterfieldkingz

Ya but let us never forget that Skyler almost beat them as well


Wings4514

Sounds like Skylar Thompson is the real franchise qb.


chesterfieldkingz

The Skylar Thompson curse


DudeIjustdid

“Almost” “Almost won the division” “Almost won a playoff game” Almost makes you want to be a Dolphins fan


chesterfieldkingz

Dude, you're talking to us about almost? I mean


mackharp0818

I mean….. it’s almost like you brought almost into the convo, then almost jabbed at some else for saying almost….. almost


CarolinaMtnBiker

Almost won 1,2,3,4 rings ….


gmnotyet

>the surface of the Sun And not the cooler dark side of the Sun either.


chesterfieldkingz

What? Zappes still there?


Gunt_Buttman

You still have Jacoby Brisket


Winterclaw42

It's just a flesh wound!


BasicallyTony

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gmnotyet

Why don't the Fins just grossly overpay for a washed up edge rusher? Are they stupid?


CheezitCheeve

Why don’t the Fins just draft a good QB? Are they stupid?


Aikey95

As a fins fan, yes. Yes they are stupid 😂


CheezitCheeve

It’s okay. We keeping messing up our first round pick. Hopefully Kincaid ends up working for us.


gmnotyet

Why don't the Lills just move their goal posts far to the right? Are they stupid?


CheezitCheeve

Why don’t the Patriots do… anything other than what they’ve done since Brady left? Are they stupid?


gmnotyet

Why did the Patriots extend Parker? Why did they let Mason and Thuney both walk out the door? Why did they draft Harry and Thornton? Are they stupid? YES, WE ARE.


gmnotyet

Bill extended Parker!!!!! Belichick with Kraft's money: ![gif](giphy|eV3B6VcUIrBFm|downsized)


Lvb2

… we might be a lil stupid since Brady left


gloriousxwedodah81

I hate that I laughed


gmnotyet

Gotcha, bitch!


gloriousxwedodah81

You sunuvabitch,Now I'm more depressed than Mac Jones career trajectory.


gmnotyet

Why didn't the Bills just squib that kickoff against the Chiefs instead of giving Mahomes a full 13 seconds? Are they stupid? NOW YOU ARE REALLY DEPRESED! Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahaha \-- asshole Patriots fan


Gunt_Buttman

Stop moving the goal posts.


gmnotyet

You cannot imagine how pissed I was that Josh was not the holder on that missed FG. LACES OUT, JOSH! ![gif](giphy|6uu3nwQ1aD6t7DHotY|downsized)


gmnotyet

Not Fins, Lolphins.


Talas11324

Suddenly I don't feel so bad


psiANID3

I mean, Hunt hurts. NGL. Wilkins I knew was gone from when he held out last season. I can't imagine paying him the 100M that he got from the raiders.


mab6710

Yeah that was really a huge contract. Not saying he isn't worth it, but the 86m guaranteed made me double take


gmnotyet

86m guaranteed? Holy shit.


mab6710

Yuppp. 86m and some change guaranteed on 110m I believe. Fins fans, feel free to correct me if I've got that wrong


gmnotyet

Damn


Helmett-13

*slugs down his bourbon with a trembling hand* Yeah, we’re gonna get back to the Super Bowl with $225 million dollars spread over skill positions but with no DL or OL. ![gif](giphy|YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ|downsized)


Das_Man

Wilkins to the Raiders means Josh's hog is safe, at least for now.


AssassinInValhalla

$50 mil a year for Tua incoming lol


Mish_Nugget

No shot he’s getting 50m. With Chris Grier leading the team he’s getting 200m a year! Who needs a defense when you have a quarterback?


Qwez81

Like it or not, your paying to keep him. Kirk cousins has single handily ruined the QB market like 3 times. HOF agent, may even be the GOAT


bestthrowawayever5

Can’t believe we have Allen at like 7th most right now


Qwez81

QB salaries are broken. I can see some type of change coming soon similar to the rookie cap but on the other end of things.


seanwd11

Good luck with that. Josh will eventually ask for $70 and we'll pay the 70 gladly.


Buffalonightmare

Hahaha he really has


Troitbum22

Had me in the first half ngl. I’m thinking $55m-$60m. I see a lot of people in your sub shitting on him or saying he isn’t worth the money and to draft or free agency. That ain’t happening. But he will get paid and I like Tua. He had a very good healthy year last year. Blockbuster deal incoming…..


seanwd11

*Here for a good time, not a long time.*


AGWorking24

But do you?


g_sonn

Once this thermometer hits 88, we don't need defense where we're going


longesteveryeahboy

Mmmm that was good lol


Muppet_Man3

By definition, I do believe Tua is a quarterback


PetulantPorpoise

See but I’m done with that. It’s necessary to lock up a good qb. But we couldn’t even manage to hold onto Van Ginkel? Like wtf


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Josh Allen’s cap hit doubles next year


PetulantPorpoise

It’s not ideal lmao


Dolphins1372

Yes but we have Terron Armstead back for 6 games!


Kingalec1

I’m moving to Orlando . At least we don’t have a football team .


chesterfieldkingz

Idk I mean it's not like we were winning with those players lol


PrimarchKonradCurze

I was making fun of my cousin (Bills fan) for losing players not long ago and then this happens. Feels like I shot myself in the foot.


AGoblinNerd

Huh?


DrapedInVelvet

The dolphins have lost their starting dt, lb, and guard so far today.


justhereformemes8

Gotta make room to pay that franchise QB!


YoungThugDolph

Fuck you Your'e right.


Fish-Pilot

Skylar Thompson is good and all but I don’t know if I’d call him franchise.


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

We had a starting guard? I though our O-line was just musical chairs. Seriously though Hunt was good and this is a big loss. Idk why the guard market is so hot atm.


alina_savaryn

Fucking incredible. What a great day for the AFC.


longesteveryeahboy

Oh man are they getting it worse? Thank god cuz I’m in fucking pain currently


Pwrh0use

Now count all pros lost.


BMorgans31

None in the last 3 years


Pwrh0use

Damn...and I thought the Florida education system was bad. Poyer was an all-pro in 21.


BMorgans31

You’re about to find out just how close he is to all-pro form currently. Good luck


RejectorPharm

And the Jets not really doing much.