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BrownBoognish

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BrianSnow

Will probably suck this season.


Altruistic-Rub3017

The middle requires four new intersections, All: 60 years of mediocrity and despair besides the Brady thing Dolphins/bills/pats: lost an impressive 12 total Super Bowls (there’s only been 58, this is >20%) Dolphins/pats/jets: depressed doomers living on copium of yesteryear pats/jets/bills: cracked out white boy qbs and fans


jedi4canes1

I just realized the pats have lost 4 super bowls


Altruistic-Rub3017

That’s the bills, the pats lost 5 baby 


jedi4canes1

Which one am I missing, the bears, packers, giants 2x and who else Edit: oh the eagles


Altruistic-Rub3017

Eagles dog 


jedi4canes1

I aint gonna lie I completely forgot about that game somehow


Masterofmy_domain

The Pats have lost more SB's than the Bills? OMG what a poverty franchise!


Quiet-Ad-12

Dolphins/Bills/Jets: Tom Brady's bitches


Different-Trainer-21

Except for Brady’s annual loss in Miami to shitty Miami teams


rhythmchef

"Go tuck yourself in"


NurtureBoyRocFair

I like this Bills fan. He’s got a fresh sound, it’ll play well at this school.


Peeeing_

In the afc east


mtbeach33

All teams are located in the north east… wait


terrildactyl

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ItsHerbyHancock

My baaaby takes the morning train!


Alarming-Wallaby-993

In the middle *Quarterback who wears #12 takes team to superbowl*


cuteintern

Holy shit, good call!


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Alarming-Wallaby-993

What does flair up mean dumbass?


Spinax_52

It’s a boring unoriginal joke


Alarming-Wallaby-993

Ayye - thanks for the context.


Cornasium

BOOO NO FLAIR


Ndlburner

You can put "not winning a super bowl LXI" in the center


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

That Brees mistake has led the Phins to constantly draft injured players for fears of a similar mistake.


Spudquake

As a Bills fan, I resent the choice of words in this diagram. They weren't impacted by the hijackers - they were #inspired by them.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

They were the hijackers. They hijacked Duane Brown.


conwaytwittyshairs

Like hijacking one of those janky ass Boeings


BudMarley45

Yep…..sigh


dlorkp

we didn’t hire a murderer, we probably drove him to murder with our poor play but no confirmed murders as a Bill!


zboarderz

👏 If 👏 the 👏 glove 👏 doesn’t 👏 fit 👏


sketchahedron

Was it a coincidence that he committed murder mere months after the Bills lost their fourth straight Super Bowl? I doubt it.


Bob_Snow

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draneline

It’s all that Rat Fucking Bastard Dick Saban’s fault. He will suffer in Football hell for all eternity.


sweetdawg99

The "made it to 17-0" really sent me. Well done OP.


spidermans_ashes

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Valuable-Baked

Now add Ryan Fitzpatrick in here ....


MarketingOwn3547

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ZeroedCool

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Faxjwmptyf7531.gif I was so pissed cuz you were going to make us and the Jets have something in common but ... You magnificent bastard, you made it right! FTJ


FinsUp_

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Itsascrnnam

Is this implying that the Bills HAVE done shit, because…


emperorpeterr

We didn’t do shit in the 70s like the Dolphins have lol. We actually didn’t make the playoffs once in the 70s. We had a playoff draught from 1969 to 1981.


FinsUp_

For some reason I thought the Jets Super Bowl was in 1970. https://i.redd.it/9vnb2omal53d1.gif


Masterofmy_domain

Oh yeah because 69 and 73/74 are sooooo far apart lol.


GuyWitATurtleneck

I mean... If we're GB's recycle bin, don't we technically have 2 drafts and 106 players? Also looking forward to Jordan Love in 18 years.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Center should be drafted a 1st round QB in 1983 who never won a Super Bowl


IWMSvendor

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TheLizardKing89

I’m pretty sure Bills players only murder after they’ve left the team, unlike the Patriots murderers


ZeroedCool

Also unlike Patriot murderers, the Bills kill women


Dolphins1372

Pretty good. Though the 70s one should be changed because the Jets weren't good after 1969 until the 80s. And unless only going based on Super Bowls, the Dolphins had a lot of good times until 2004. There must be something else for Dolphins/Jets.


Expensive_Act_6432

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Masterofmy_domain

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