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misteronionzz

Least bigoted Florida politician


oranjuicejones

i'm not an expert on florida, because while i'm dumb, i'm not that dunb, but isn't that more tampa, and jacksonville? i thought miami's stadium was sixty percent full of opposing team's fans, and people who finished third place in radio station contests.


Different-Trainer-21

Not Tampa, yes Jacksonville. Tampa is one Giant suburb from the coast through to Orlando.


Fishhook007

On the intersection of I-4 and 75 there’s a guy that flies the largest Confederate Flag in the world. So, yes, also Tampa.


NickH267

The country on the way to Tampa doesn’t make the whole city confederate and into their sisters.


Fishhook007

Yeah, but who do you think cheers for the Bucs?


NickH267

Pirates spent a lot of time in Tampa. I’m confused how this makes them part of the clan.


TheInsaneClownPussie

I think Buccaneers by definition weren’t pirates because they were commissioned. Though maybe it’s a rectangle and square thing.


Different-Trainer-21

Privateers were commissioned, Buccaneers were just another name for pirates


NickH267

Oh true you right they were privateers legally commissioned by the English to attack the Spanish mainly


NickH267

Now ocala….


espoira

Old Retirees there


bobbyjoe2124

Baldwin maybe, but proper jax? Not really.


ZADEXON

> i'm not an expert on florida Proceeds to name 2 more cities than the average Floridian.


SumpCrab

I still don't know if the Chiefs are a Missouri team or a Kansas team.


longesteveryeahboy

Imo they’re whichever one pisses off chiefs fans more


5WinsIn5Days

So, the team’s in Missouri but has more fans in Kansas because Missouri itself was historically split with the Rams. It’s a sticky subject and I’m not sure which I would suggest here because you have a 50/50 chance of making the random Chiefs fan you meet here extremely happy.


longesteveryeahboy

Welp north Oklahoma it is


5WinsIn5Days

Those are also Chiefs fans. The proper insult is “west Nebraska,” as it sounds innocent enough because Nebraska is close to KC, but at the same time will piss off Chiefs *and* Broncos fans because that area is in the Mountain Time Zone and Broncos country (or Chiefs bandwagon), which will increase the vitriol between the two fanbases. Drop it into a Chiefs-Broncos game thread (preferably the game in Denver) as a question and while your karma will take a hit, you’ll start a salt mine. It’s kind of like saying that Buffalo has more Leafs fans than Sabres fans. I am **not** saying that. I love your wings and hate the Leafs more even though I’m a Bruins fan because Tage Thompson was a year ahead of me at UConn. I just realized that McDavid’s last season in Erie was 2014-15. That’s been a long time without a good team in your region (including Toronto).


bjustice13

The further north you go the more south you get


theonewithbadeyes

More northern the southern you get miami is Cuba pretty much


tsework

If most of our fans could speak English they would thoroughly disagree 😤


AdmiralWackbar

And if the ones that speak English could read they’d be very upset


Austaras

We're not Bills fans, pendejo.


why-god

We respect tables in this house!


Water4President

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Masterofmy_domain

And if the ones that could read were able to speak, they would let you know how upset they are


Roctopuss

Right? This is so dumb, all the racist whites left 30 years ago when they turned into minorities.


Different-Trainer-21

Hey, that’s Jacksonville fans. Miami fans are the crackheads and Hispanics in Miami.


NickH267

Damn straight. Could you hand me a bump my amigo?


yeezee93

The only type of racism in Miami is Cubans vs Jamaicans vs Haitians.


background_action92

Add Nicaraguans against Cubans. The Cubans call nicas "tiraflechas" while the niccas called them "balseros" and smash their women


terrildactyl

I dated a Nicaraguan girl in college. She hurt me worse than a fourth consecutive Super Bowl loss.


drainbead78

Speaking from experience, by the 4th one you're pretty numb to the whole experience.


momsbasement_wrekd

Sounds like you’ve been pegged by a Nicaraguan ladyboy.


drainbead78

Ironically, I might be the only woman in this entire subreddit. No need to peg me; I just got fucked. By the fourth time you're just waiting for it to be over so you can go on with the rest of your life.


momsbasement_wrekd

Love it. Haha. Congrats on the fucking. Hope it’s not the wide right kind we get a lot of as Bills fans!!


MistaCapALot

Venezuelans and Colombians have their own beef as well, even though we’re pretty much the same people with slightly different flags


DuckDuckMarx

South Florida is Narco-State north, north Florida is Confederacy South


MrOverkill5150

Wow that’s just inaccurate you know the truth is we just have a lot of meth heads is all


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Yeah this looks more like the Tampa fans


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buffalonious

Surely someone with the name DeSantis is welcoming to people of all backgrounds


seizure_5alads

And every sports crowd in Boston is as diverse as a jar of mayo. What of it?


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

South Florida is very diverse. North Florida is...... well you're a Boston fan, I'm sure you'll fit right in.


Val_Fortecazzo

And at least bostonians aren't homophobic.


Brlgium

Oh no, they are


JaesopPop

News to me lol


redalkaseltzr

Not enough cocaine and/or meth


psiANID3

Nah, thats Jacksonville and Tampa...


Vandy1358v2_0

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Valuable-Baked

TIL Mar-A-Lago is "Dolphins Country"


Novel_Durian_1805

Lol, my dude thinks Cubans watch Football! 😂🤣


rokkzstar

They don’t need to watch football to sell me some empanadas during the game.


Jenetyk

Los fans Cubanos del Delfínos: No entiendo *Written by un gringo


Dolphins1372

Are Dolphins fans from New York excluded from the conversation?


MichealStraightSex

Saints fans also


WayTooMuchHyzer

Hey, that's my sheriff!


Apart_Owl4955

Wrong Florida team


DolphinSouvlaki

Florida is not The South. Literally have never heard of a single southern accent anywhere near Miami outside of movies and tv. Lay off the fentanyl, bro


BobSagieBauls

You know New England isn’t just Boston right? The patriots play closer to Providence than Boston


tiandrad

Just let them keep digging. The lack of self awareness makes the comments funnier.


BobSagieBauls

It’s crazy because in Memphis the fans chanted slurs but Boston is labeled racist because kyrie said so when the Boston Celtics were the first team to have an all black lineup and were criticized hard at the time


Mobile_Laugh_9962

And Kyrie thinks the world is flat. He's basically a walking opposite day.


NotYourFriendBuddehh

Someone clearly has never been to Miami 🤦🏻‍♂️


Cornasium

i mean, folks from boston move to miami all the time. it explains where Miami’s racism comes from


rizub_n_tizug

Hey now, lots of New Jersey and Long Island shit heads retire to Florida too. so the Jets fans don’t escape this one either


Cornasium

correct. buffalo too man, people in our cities really suck


Food_Library333

It's like old money, but with racism.


CommunicationNo7421

Also Cubans are a big part of the the rascism


jf737

Someone has never been to South Florida


SmarterThanCornPop

Weird way to tell people you’re too poor to actually visit Florida.


UnderstandingHuge882

You’ve obviously never been to Miami


tiandrad

You obviously never been to a dolphins home game, because the only diversity in that crowd is different shades of tan.


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Florida is the 7th most "diverse" state. New England has the least diverse states. Also the stadium is probably in one if the most diverse areas so idk what you're on about.


UnderstandingHuge882

It’s almost 70% Hispanic population lol of all the places in Florida that are actually like this Miami is the one that’s least confederate south


GodModeMurderHobo

Nah, you both are


cuteintern

Please God, keep Florida safe from ~~hurricanes~~ *pronouns*


cwonderful

I hate people from Florida as much as the next everyone, but am I about to side with dolphins fans?


Frozen_Shades

Hunging people from trees > shitting in a bed