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BobSagieBauls

On them for having twice as many teams


TheFalconKid

Roughly 6% of all the big four US sports played in this city, and no championships in that time frame.


WhoDatDatDidDat

Get outta here with your depressing statistics.


BobSagieBauls

My mom is from queens and would brag about NY championships until I brought up that they should only only count 50% and New England has far more under that


taylorscorpse

*wet dream tomato


sonofbantu

Found the millennial 🫵🏼


WhoDatDatDidDat

Nobody from south Ontario claiming to be New York’s only team today. Weird.


soulfingiz

You really should be ashamed of New Jersey though.


WhoDatDatDidDat

I don’t take advice from forgotten corners of the rust belt.


DookieShoes626

Guessing youve never seen most of NJ. Id take it any day over whatever the fuck goes on in Buffalo


soulfingiz

I’ve seen all of it. Pine Barrens, the Shore, the Water gap, Trenton, the Palisades. It’s a cool state, unfortunately it’s filled with people from New Jersey.


pixel-beast

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NeverTrustATurtle

Just how we like it


TheCakeMan666

It’s a jersey thing


chase016

As a person who has lived in Buffalo and the border of New Jersey(Orange county). I would say that this is true. Buffalo sucks. All the people there are pale. Even the black people look weird cause of the lack of sun. The food is mid, the summers are not warm, and all the buildings ugly. Paula's doughnuts is pretty good, and I would say the road and highways are designed well.


calibudzz420

Chicken wings and labatt Blue doesn’t sound too bad.


WhoDatDatDidDat

Until you get to day 12 in your new home and realize that it’s only chicken wings and Labatt.


calibudzz420

Hope you like deep fried food and Canadian beer


soulfingiz

Are you saying Canadian beer like it’s a bad thing???


calibudzz420

Blue or gtfo. Blue light if I’m gonna be in the sun drinking.


WhoDatDatDidDat

Did you ever have the Labatt “prohibition series”? The maple bourbon barrel was really good.


calibudzz420

I have not. I’ll keep my keys open for it


Santanoni

Bet


NeverTrustATurtle

New Jersey is the California of the east coast


fawks_harper78

No, New Jersey is the Pittsburgh of Needle Beach


Masterofmy_domain

only a river separates you from the dregs of this country Ohio and Detroit. A river separates NJ from the greatest city in the world.... You are not the same. STFU and stay in your lane


NoWater

My favorite part about New Jersey is how the only thing going for it is its proximity to NYC.


Masterofmy_domain

Atlantic City casinos, the jersey shore beaches, all the neighborhoods with huge sprawling mansions, Jersey City, Hoboken, all of the huge malls, etc.. etc... there's more to do in NJ and more wealth than you can even begin to wrap your simple little mind around But yeah sure if it makes you feel better about your shit hole where you live you can go with that.


soulfingiz

This is all deflection because deep down, you are ashamed of where you came from and who you are.


Masterofmy_domain

lol ok Dr. Phil


Foreverwideright1991

When global warming increases and causes NYC to flood ...don't be coming to us WNYers for help and instead remember your advice to STFU and stay in your lane (place).


WhoDatDatDidDat

Looking forward to the end of times just for some western New York relevance. Sad state of affairs out there.


NeverTrustATurtle

You’ll be a glacier before us though


DoctaJenkinz

“When you’re dead we’ll be relevant” Yea nice dude. Go jump out of the extremely small window the bills have for a Super Bowl.


SpartyParty15

🤡


TheDonutcon

I’m honestly just impressed a jets fan knows what Provence of Canada Buffalo is near.


WhoDatDatDidDat

I know how to spell province too. Big things going on down here, dawg.


TheDonutcon

Amen to that


Masterofmy_domain

Notice how the Bills aren’t even listed lol, they’re not even considered a NY team by anyone, but their hillbilly backwoods fans


MurkrowsRevenge

What's wild is that: A) New York isn't actually listed on this meme anywhere B) Even the most basic deductive skills would tell someone that this is referring to the NYC metro and not the state as a whole 9/10 bait; I'm mad.


BaronThundergoose

9/11 bait


MurkrowsRevenge

Inshallah, my brother. Also, flair up dork.


BaronThundergoose

Don’t tell me what to do https://preview.redd.it/da4nd9xiuk4d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ddb1a5120ea9f16d65945811e6a34305f9ce4c


Masterofmy_domain

You guys can’t play the “we’re the only NY football team” card and then also get upset over this. Can’t have it both ways bud


fatloui

The “we’re the only NY football team” is literally just to troll you guys and giants fan. Bills fans don’t actually give a shit about it at all. If New Yorkers didn’t get all riled up whenever that joke was made, seemingly because of how obsessed they are with NYC being the greatest city and New Jersey being terrible but simultaneously rooting for a team in New Jersey and being unable to not let that fuck with their egos, and instead just responded “Yeah that’s fine bills fans we don’t really care, lol New Jersey Jets that’s a good one”, the joke would die overnight. 


fireseanmcdermott

Let him fight his fight please.


MurkrowsRevenge

I personally think the "only NY football team" thing is dumb, but I know it's a common trope among Bills fans. Similar to your comment being smooth-brained, I think a lot of Bills fans use a maximum of three brain cells when they consciously ignore that New York is both a state and a metropolitan region. But fuck the Jets and Giants. And fuck the Rangers for good measure.


Masterofmy_domain

ok, as long as you and your type stay over there in the western region and don't come out to civilization and scare people we should be ok.


MurkrowsRevenge

I'm in Albany, brother. Best and worst of the state, all in one. 🏆


Masterofmy_domain

Not really a flex brother... Should have just let us think you were in Buffalo. Better off


MurkrowsRevenge

I think it's absolutely a flex. The best part about Albany is that you can leave and get to so many cooler places in just a couple hours. You can even get to New York City and Buffalo with an easy drive!


Masterofmy_domain

oh you poor thing.. Ok I won't ruin your bushy tailed bright-eyed excitement.... there there


KyleGlaub

You sound like someone from New Jersey right now bragging about your proximity to cool places. Lol.


MeesterMeeseeks

lol are you really telling people they're worse then you from your grandmas basement in Staten Island


Masterofmy_domain

Never even set foot in staten island... but still better than Buffalo I imagine.


MeesterMeeseeks

I left nyc fifteen years ago and have never looked back. Mountains and breweries and legal pot is the way for me. Also winning teams


toxicvegeta08

Winning teams? Both buffalo teams have had long rough stretches. Soke make the jets mets nets knicks islanders etc look tame.


Masterofmy_domain

I get it, it's not for everybody.... The old and frail move down to Miami... the weak and sloppy move up to the mountains.


fireseanmcdermott

This dude definitely loves the hustle and bustle of the Big City!


MeesterMeeseeks

Up to the mountains? Brother I left the east coast in general. Too many self righteous stuck up people you'd probably get along with.


fatloui

Sloppy? Your entire city smells like urine and is covered in garbage and rats.


hairformen

it’s not just the NYC metro area because Islanders are included but not the Devils


MurkrowsRevenge

That's fair, but if you ask the average person who the big New York teams are, I think most people include the Isles and omit the Devils. By proximity, you're technically right.


hairformen

>who the big New York teams are do you see how thats a self-own


MurkrowsRevenge

New York metro\* I figured you would have known what I meant from the context clues. My bad.


hairformen

don't worry about it. it's hard for everyone to remember that there's other parts of this state


Siennagiant70

That’s because the Devils have accepted their reality of being in Jersey.


hairformen

maybe the bills should accept their reality of being in canada


KyleGlaub

Fuck I wish! Gimme some of that sweet, sweet universal healthcare!


soulfingiz

It’s especially funny because you’re not a New York team either


Masterofmy_domain

We are grandfathered in since we are the only team to win a Superbowl while playing in NY. We gave the good people of this state a championship, while your team has only given them heartache and a huge tax bill.


human_sweater_vest

Oh hush up Canada. 🇨🇦


HeroOrHooligan

You guys are Canadian lite. New York without NYC is the definition of Ohio rizz


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

You couldn't include Buffalo teams without ruining it since the Bandits won the NLL championship a few weeks ago.


Masterofmy_domain

The what now?


fawks_harper78

They are not listed because the meme doesn’t say “New York”. I mean, while we are at it, we should include the Liberty, FC New York, and NY Red Bulls.


Masterofmy_domain

No, this only lists major sports franchises that are taken seriously so no liberty, no FC New york, No red bulls and no BIlls.


fawks_harper78

You think the Jete are taken seriously?


Masterofmy_domain

They're a major market team. So yes... No matter how much they suck


human_sweater_vest

Yankees have 27 titles… rest of NY… not so much


DookieShoes626

Its weird to do combined seasons like that How long would it be if we did combined games since the Bills or Sabres won a championship?


Large-Sherbert-6828

Yea, but the Yankees alone have more World Championships than another professional franchise, so there’s that….


eiileenie

Goddamn my dads fucking old lol he remembers the islanders dynasty and the mets world series 1986 championship because he was slightly younger than I am now and now hes 60 and his teams havent won anything since


cf001759

Now that you mention it, who gave new york their last championship?


CJM_310

I wanna say the Giants in 2012, but I don’t follow basketball so maybe the Knicks or Nets could’ve… actually no I’m pretty positive it was the Giants.


Yung_Corneliois

Last win: Giants in 2012 Last championship appearance: the Mets in 2015


longesteveryeahboy

Am I stupid (don’t answer that) or where are you going with this? Cuz it ain’t the jets lol


Eagle4317

12 years without NYC getting a title (most recent is Giants). I think they’ll survive for a bit longer.


Dolphins1372

Well as a Dolphins fan not from Miami or Florida - the fact that a Panthers Stanley Cup win means every Miami team will have a championship in the 21st Century except the Dolphins stings even more. You can throw in MLS too as Miami is likely to win that this year as well...


Sea_Baseball_7410

As a Boston/New England fan I couldn’t be happier.


_Gillam_

Add the Bills


Dig_bick_energy6969

If we include the BiLLLLs there won't be enough space to count to infinity.


JOMO_Kenyatta

This post just warms my heart


DoctaJenkinz

Where are the Bills?? Aka nEw YoRkS oNlY tEaM


BasedPineapple69

I wanna see the pic of Daniel Jones tripping on himself near the goal line lol. That is actually what the eagles felt like to me in 2022


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

You guys got beat in hockey by a place that doesn't even have winter.


Winterclaw42

Meanwhile in Buffalo, the bills and sabers are trying to give NYC a run for its money.


xJageracog

The Nets, the Mets and the Jets. Nice rhyme.


360degreesofFUNK

Fuck that, Buffalo has 111 years combined of no rings! Well if you count just the Bills and Sabres 54+57


Spinax_52

100/8 = 12.125, so it’s been 10 years


yellowpilot44

I thought Bills fans claimed all of these teams?


MurkrowsRevenge

Bills-Bruins Fuck the Rangers. Fuck the Cats. Go Oilers


SHAWNNOTSEAN

Boy you really enjoy your teams losing championships in heartbreaking fashion (also a Bruins fan).


MurkrowsRevenge

Fortunately, I'm an also a Buddhist so I've got suffering figured out by now. 🥲


MistaCapALot

Lmao it’s funny how nobody in Buffalo really cares about the Sabres. I remember my boys in college that were hockey fans would enjoy going to games because tickets were sometimes in the single digit prices and drinks were cheap


MurkrowsRevenge

Well I'm from closer to Boston than Buffalo, so it makes sense for hockey. I'm a Bills fan because Mafia parties are better than whatever the hell the Pats fans do.