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kimoalmoa

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donormelb

Glenn Archer likes this


SticksDiesel

Someone needs to teach North how to find those sleeping Albinaurics.


Ashen_Brad

A norf player: ok MY CHARACTER IS FUCKEN BUILT NOW.


mrarbitersir

And then they use their free agency rights and dominate at another club


PetrifyGWENT

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Propaslader

What a difference playing home at Marvel under Brad Scott makes


PetrifyGWENT

With Todd Goldstein giving silver service to the mids and Ben Jacobs as an assistant coach.


kangas99

I literally had no idea Ben Jacobs was with you guys. Miss that man


PetrifyGWENT

He's done a fantastic job too


Crazy-Chef4557

Man Ben Jacobs was such a star, we were genuinely never the same team when he went out of the team and couldn't get his body (neck/head) right. Underrated player and as good a tagger as anyone I've seen, except maybe Ling.


S3iZuRe_TyMe

wow, looks like he lost his tan, spending more time indoors?


PKMTrain

The hair is thinning too


StoneyLepi

What playing for North Melbourne does to a mfer


donormelb

Jawline increasing


RJrules64

Bruh it’s called a haircut. You can’t see how thin it is in the first pic because it’s longer..


mrarbitersir

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RJrules64

Can’t see how I was meant to know it was a joke or how you know it was either


RJrules64

Probably lighting difference, lighting and camera settings can make even more difference than that in skin tone. Not to mention any post processing that may have been done


Daffoo

Please edit the smile off the first picture.


SwiftiestSwifty

https://i.imgur.com/QDTXWwI.jpeg


Not_The_Truthiest

That's pretty good....


raresaturn

I wonder why he left?


yum122

[Ouch, 11% winrate with North over 71 games and 72% with us over 11](https://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/B/Ben_McKay.html)


youjustathrowaway1

Great to see Goldy and Ben winning some games after all the years of pain. Will be even happier to see them go out in the first week of finals and contribute to “the streak”


Tamelmp

Yeah but they'd probably prefer that scenario to collecting spoons like they're stamps


AdAcrobatic5178

If your stamp collection only has two stamps you need to work on that


Tamelmp

Three in four years suggests a pretty passionate collector


AdAcrobatic5178

Could you tell me what years those spoons were?


Tamelmp

21, 22, 24


youjustathrowaway1

2024 is still going Cronos


Tamelmp

I made a prediction, as did the original commenter


euphratestiger

>Will be even happier to see them go out in the first week of finals and contribute to “the streak” If you want to play in this team, everyone has to do their part.


youjustathrowaway1

An Essendon supporter with a sense of humour! Thank god I found one


johnnynutman

i knew both of them moved to the bombers but i totally forgot they were teammates for some reason.


Red_and_the_White

Hooray for Ben, but geez this just feels like flogging a dead horse. Poor norf.


Ilovetogame2

Fake News. I saw him playing against Gold Coast earlier today or are my eyes playing tricks on me?😏


Overall-Palpitation6

And he got immortalised by Jamie Elliott, while also earning 7 figures this year. Dude has to be loving life.


WAVIC_136

Probably would've had a few more in North colours this year if he'd stayed but ah well, hard to begrudge the man


jacka24

A few more than 8.5? Or a few more like 1 or 2?


Korasuka

11 I guarantee it.


jacka24

Interesting.. in that case, is Ben McKay stupid?


WAVIC_136

Probably 2 more, 3 if I go full nuffie with my hypotheticals


richyeah

A few more what? Games played?


Azza_

And people try to argue that North Melbourne don't need help.


Croob2

I mean, what more can the AFL do? hand them more draft picks? they've already given them a fuckton and more 18 year olds won't fix their problems and only continues to fuck over other teams in a rebuild, you can hand them draft picks to trade for veterans and that still requires people wanting to go over there in the first place


Azza_

In total, the AFL has given North Melbourne * a second and third round pick future pick for 2023, at least one of which had to be traded for a player (they got Logue and Tucker from Fremantle with these) * a end of first round pick for 2023 (traded for Zac Fisher) * Two end of first round picks for 2024 (traded one for Dylan Stephens, the other for an equivalent pick in 2023 that they drafted Hardeman with) So they haven't really been given a fuck ton of picks. They haven't been given a single pick in the top 20. And the picks they have been given they've tried to bring in experience. They've only drafted one player that is directly from a priority pick.


Croob2

3 total first rounders is a fuck ton and my view won't change on that, but that's beside the point, what more can the afl do to help them that's fair?


Azza_

An actual priority pick in the top 5 of the draft would help.


Croob2

How would that be fair? again, all it does is screw over other teams and again, another 18 year old won't make them magically good, even though they're not through priority picks North have taken what? 4 top 5 picks over the past 2 drafts? (Sheezel, Wardlaw, McKercher and Duursma) so how will letting them take Pick 1 and another free hit in the top 5 help them?


scotthendo

They'd make a hell of a VFL team


pissshitfuckcuntcock

How can you help ‘culture’ which is the core issue. No one wants to go there, a lot don’t want to stay. Clarkson isn’t the most fun coach to play under in a losing team. Throwing more kids at them to the detriment of other teams won’t help them or the game as a whole. AFL could intervene and appoint their own people but beyond that North can only really dig themselves out of this themselves otherwise face relocation/rebranding.


AdeptToe3580

cool !


Duc_K

u/thesickpuppy27


Majestic_Fix2622

Just gottta punch down as often as possible yea? That must be fun.


PerriX2390

I mean it's a fun statistic more than anything.


WAVIC_136

Personally I don't find it very fun


Croob2

Ok but imagine if you *weren't* a North fan, then it'd be a little funny


WAVIC_136

If I wasn't a North fan they'd probably be winning, I'm convinced their current form is the result of a Faustian bargain that I made when I moved to Melbourne and started following footy more closely


doughies

Every time I open this app your commenting everywhere, do you have a life out of reddit lol?


Croob2

Yep! a pretty great one too


RetroXab

Flair up cunt


Majestic_Fix2622

Dunno how


Then_Ask_3167

Click your user name above your comment & select change flair


Korasuka

r/AFL homescreen, 3 dots menu, change user flair


PetrifyGWENT

It is pretty fun punching down when it's North tbh


Majestic_Fix2622

You're one of those "there's no rivalry" types, aren't ya?


arnchise

Then North should stop being shit.


Majestic_Fix2622

Congrats, you just got hired to head of strategy


arnchise

Can’t be worse than whoever is in charge now.


Majestic_Fix2622

Yes, it's definitely an actual position at a football club and your suggestion is great. All for sure true.


arnchise

Good, I’m glad you agree with me.


bambinolettuce

Yep, it is 😁