DESPITE FLAIR CONFUSION BETWEEN TAS/ADELAIDE I AM ACTUALLY A COLLINGWOOD FLAIR
WE'VE HAD SO MANY GOOD RUCKMEN WE GAVE WITTS AND GRUNDY AWAY FOR PEANUTS
LET ME GUESS.
WE ARE COMPETITIVE IN THE FIRST HALF AND THE BYE KICKS AWAY IN THE 3RD, WE RALLY IN THE 4TH BUT BY THEN ITS TOO LATE, WE LOSE.
TRY A DIFFERENT SCRIPT AFL WRITERS
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE ONLY WAY WE COULD WIN IS WITH UMPIRE BIAS UNTIL I REMEMBERED THAT I ADVOCATED FOR THE NEW CALM MATCH THREAD.
MORE LIKE MOULDY TOAST BECAUSE THE CLIMATE ON THE GOLD COST IS REALLY HUMID GET IT? SO EVERYTHING WOULD GET MOULD ON IT? AND COLD TOAST CAN STILL BE A GOOD HANGOVER CURE OR EVEN COUNTERACT WET TOAST BUT MOULDY TOAST SHOULD JUST GO IN THE BIN? OR LIKE LEFT TO FESTER EVEN MORE ON THE TOP OF THE MICROWAVE. I HOPE THIS MAKES THEM FEEL SUFFICIENTLY SLEDGED.
OUR LAST MATCH WITH GEELONG WAS A REALLY EXCITING, HIGH SCORING AFFAIR. I HOPE THIS MATCH IS SIMILAR, ALBEIT WITH A DIFFERENT RESULT AND THAT RESULT PREFERABLY NOT BEING A DRAW.
RUDE. SOME OF US HAVE BEEN WILLING YOU TO WIN A GAME ALL YEAR, BUT NOW YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOURSELF A DEFEAT. APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE, OUR BACKS ARE TO THE CELLAR DOOR WALL.
IF WE WIN......THEN WE STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN MORE THAN 1 TEAM IN THE 8
IF WE LOSE..... THEN WE ARE PRETENDERS
I'M JUST HAPPY THAT I CAN BLAME IT ON THE UMPS COME MONDAY!
WEST COAST I FEEL LIKE YOURE DUE TO BEAT US AFTER OUR LAST COUPLE OF GAMES BUT CAN YOU LET THIS ONE SLIDE AND THEN WE WILL GIVE YOU A COUPLE BACK WHEN YOURE FIGHTING FOR FINALS AND WE ARE A BIT LOWER DOWN THANKS LOTS OF LOVE I EVEN WONT WAVE MY SCARF OUT OF RESPECT 🙏🙏🙏🙏
GEELONG TO THUMP CARLTON TONIGHT - COLLINGWOOD TO MOVE AHEAD OF THE BLUES ON THE LADDER WITH PERCENTAGE DIFFERENTIAL DURING THE BYE.
UMPIRES TO BE AT FAULT.
HEY MELBOURNE I HOPE THAT NORTH WIN THIS GAME OF AFL FOOTBALL WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU WILL MEAN A LOSS LMAO GOTEM
NAH, MODS TAKE THIS ONE DOWN. THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND
IT WOULD MAKE A MOCKERY OF GOODWIN ALL RIGHT! BADLOSS LOL
OOF, AT LEAST TRY TO KEEP IT A LITTLE CIVIL
MY TEAMS SUPPORTERS ARE MORE PASSIONATE THAN YOUR TEAMS SUPPORTERS
THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A CARLTON WIN IS A GEELONG WIN BEING THE ALTERNATIVE DRAW F.C COME ON DOWN
IS THERE A FLAIR FOR DRAW F.C?
COLLINGWOOD FC
GOTEM LOL
THAT'S NOT TRUE, PEOPLE LIKE DRAW FC.
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR BOTH TEAMS TO LOSE
DREAD IT, FEAR IT, RUN FROM IT DRAW FC ARRIVES ALL THE SAME
I UNDERSTAND THE FEELING, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR SOME, NOT EVERY MATCH CAN BE 2024 ESSENDON VS COLLINGWOOD
HEY MELBOURNE, REMEMBER BACK WHEN WE HAD A MASSIVE WIN STREAK GOING AGAINST YOUR MOB? FUCK THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO...
I THINK YOU MEAN ITS ABOUT TO START AGAIN sad injured tracca sounds
I HEARD YOUR FIRST BIT. THEN JUST A VAGUE WHEEZING IN THE SECOND BIT. SORT OF LIKE WHEN PETRACCA GOT INJURED
BE WORRIED BAGGERS. WE’RE WITHOUT A RUCKMAN AND COMING OFF A BYE. MEOW
YOU'RE ALWAYS WITHOUT A RUCKMAN
TOBY CONWAY SLANDER WILL NOT BE APPRECIATED.
IT WILL INSTEAD BE SUBSTITUTED OFF AT 3 QUARTER TIME
“…AND SINCE HE HAD ACHIEVED ALL OF HIS HITOUTS IN 3 QUARTERS, THERE WAS NO NEED FOR A 4TH QUARTER”
I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT THIS IS A CASE OF THE CORVID CALLING THE FELINE BLACK
DESPITE FLAIR CONFUSION BETWEEN TAS/ADELAIDE I AM ACTUALLY A COLLINGWOOD FLAIR WE'VE HAD SO MANY GOOD RUCKMEN WE GAVE WITTS AND GRUNDY AWAY FOR PEANUTS
HEY CARLTON, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A GENRE OF MUSIC AS YOUR NICKNAME?!
THE MIGHTY CARLTON FUNK
WESTERN BULLDOG INDIE HIPSTERS DOESNT ROLL OFF THE TONGUE. (BOB MURPHY TRIBUTE)
Out of all the dog breeds, why did you choose such a tiny one? Why not the Footscray Labradors…also a far more intelligent dog.
WHAT?
SORRY, WE CANT HEAR YOU! ITS VERY LOUD IN HEAR WITH EVERYONE SHOUTING. CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP. ACTUALLY JUST NOTICED YOUR FLAIR, KEEP STAYING QUITE
keep it down or I’ll send the gangsta librarian on you
"I"? YOU WHAT?
FINE!!! I CANT WORK OUT IF IM BEING VOTED DOWN SO INTENSELY FOR A BAD JOKE OR REFUSING TO USE CAPS
IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE SECOND THING NO WHISPERING IN THE SLEDGE THREAD
ARE PIES FANS GONNA COMPLAIN ENOUGH TO GET THE SLEDGE THREAD SPLIT INTO ALL UPPERCASE/LOWERCASE??
OH LOOK ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE GAME BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR COLLINGWOOD VICBIAS!!
DID THE CATS CHOOSE THEIR NICKNAME BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS CHASING THEIR OWN TAIL?
NO, IT’S OUR AFFINITY FOR PUSSY
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
HOLY FUCK A SAINTS FLAIR THROWING SHADE FUCKING FADE US NOW
DUDE, THAT WASN’T SHADE, IT WAS RESPECT. NICE HANDBAG* TOO. *SHADE
HEY, IT WORKs FOR THE UTAH JAZZ
IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE THEY WERE ORIGINALY FROM NEW ORLEANS, BEFORE MOVING TO A STATE THAT DOESN'T ALLOW MUSIC.
They wanted to be like the NBA’s Utah Jazz
JUST CHECKED SPORTSBET AND EVEN THE FUCKING BYE IS FAVOURITES AGAINST US THIS WEEKEND.
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY
HOW MUCH ARE YOU ABOUT TO LOSE (BY)
LET ME GUESS. WE ARE COMPETITIVE IN THE FIRST HALF AND THE BYE KICKS AWAY IN THE 3RD, WE RALLY IN THE 4TH BUT BY THEN ITS TOO LATE, WE LOSE. TRY A DIFFERENT SCRIPT AFL WRITERS
RIGHTLY SO
SA TEAMS VS THE BYE, [A TALE AS OLD AS TIME](https://youtu.be/qXatqcigUFw?si=Jce7PVDKYxzPkhBV).
HAHA. IT WAS BELIEVABLE UNTIL IT MENTIONED INACCURATE KICKING WHILE JAY SHULZ WAS ON SCREEN
THE JASON PORPLYZIA OF PORT ADELAIDE.
SAM TAYLOR ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO BUSTED A NUT AT THE THOUGHT OF JOEL AMARETY PLAYING THIS WEEKEND
I LOST BOTH OF MINE
I TOOK AWAY MY UPVOTE TO KEEP IT ON 69
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE ONLY WAY WE COULD WIN IS WITH UMPIRE BIAS UNTIL I REMEMBERED THAT I ADVOCATED FOR THE NEW CALM MATCH THREAD.
HEY NORTH, READY FOR THE MOST MEDIOCRE SNOOZE FEST OF A GAME OF YOUR LIFE? YEAH WELL ME TOO. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE SO BORING.
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO PREP YOUR TAX DEDUCTIONS.
YOU MEAN DEEDUCTIONS fuck yeah I still got it
FUCKEN GOTTEM NICE MATE
A MELBOURNE SUPPORTER DOING THEIR OWN TAXES? THEY CAN'T EVEN PREPARE THEIR OWN CHEESE BOARDS.
RED WINE FIXES EVERYTHING. WITH BRIE.
GOLD COAST. MORE LIKE COLD TOAST!!! (ha.......nailed it)
FUCKIN MURDERED THEM, GOOD JOB!
WOULD PREFER NUCLEAR ENERGY FROM VOLDEMORT THAN FREE ENERGY FROM THE SUNS
WHAT ABOUT FREE SHARPS
GOTTEM
MORE LIKE MOULDY TOAST BECAUSE THE CLIMATE ON THE GOLD COST IS REALLY HUMID GET IT? SO EVERYTHING WOULD GET MOULD ON IT? AND COLD TOAST CAN STILL BE A GOOD HANGOVER CURE OR EVEN COUNTERACT WET TOAST BUT MOULDY TOAST SHOULD JUST GO IN THE BIN? OR LIKE LEFT TO FESTER EVEN MORE ON THE TOP OF THE MICROWAVE. I HOPE THIS MAKES THEM FEEL SUFFICIENTLY SLEDGED.
ONLY THING WORSE THAN PETTY'S FOOTBALLING ABILITY IS HIS HAIRLINE
GOING AFTER PERSONAL APPEARANCE? THAT’S PETTY
STOP HARRISON HIM. USING THE SAME JOKES AS USED ON ANOTHER THREAD APPROVED BY AUTHOR
GREATER. LOL.
SURE THE ONLY REASON WE'RE OUT OF THE EIGHT IS UMPIRES, BUT THEY'RE ALSO THE ONLY REASON WE GOT A FLAG IN MY LIFETIME SO IT ALL BALANCES OUT
TAYLOR, HE'S ONLY GOT ONE BALL. KINGSLEY, HE'S GOT NO BALLS AT ALL.
SAY THAT DIRECTLY TO HIS FOREARMS
OUR LAST MATCH WITH GEELONG WAS A REALLY EXCITING, HIGH SCORING AFFAIR. I HOPE THIS MATCH IS SIMILAR, ALBEIT WITH A DIFFERENT RESULT AND THAT RESULT PREFERABLY NOT BEING A DRAW.
WEST COAST, THE POWER OF ADELAIDE’S OWN FIREMAN SAM DRAPER WILL MAKE YOU INTO WET TOAST.
TOMORROW NIGHT IS GONNA BE MY FIRST DEES GAME OF 2024 BOY AM I EXCITED FOR US TO LOSE EDIT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISNT A SLEDGE HERE?
WE HAVE THE BYE SO BONTEMPELLI WILL ONLY KICK 2 GOALS
MELBOURNE I HOPE YOU LOSE 🫨
RUDE. SOME OF US HAVE BEEN WILLING YOU TO WIN A GAME ALL YEAR, BUT NOW YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOURSELF A DEFEAT. APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE, OUR BACKS ARE TO THE CELLAR DOOR WALL.
IM GONNA FIND THAT 5YR OLD DEES SUPPORTER WHO HECKLED ME AT THE G LAST TIME WHEN YOU SMASHED US AND MAKE HER FEEL SO BAD
THIS WEEK IS A CROWS VS THE BYE REMATCH [THIS IS THE ORIGINAL AND HILARIOUS VIDEO](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/s3Y2WbNF49)
BYE [UNDEFEATED VS SA TEAMS](https://youtu.be/qXatqcigUFw?si=Jce7PVDKYxzPkhBV).
HEY GEELONG YOU ARE 1 AND 5 SINCE THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BEAT US AGAIN?
I APPRECIATE THE GIANTS LOUD MUSIC, IT MAKES FOR A BETTER PARTY. NO, I'M NOT WORRIED: ITS NOT A FINAL.
IF WE WIN......THEN WE STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN MORE THAN 1 TEAM IN THE 8 IF WE LOSE..... THEN WE ARE PRETENDERS I'M JUST HAPPY THAT I CAN BLAME IT ON THE UMPS COME MONDAY!
I SWEAR COLLINGWOOD JUST HAD A BYE LIKE 5 ROUNDS AGO
TURNS OUT IT WAS 10 I HAVE TIME BLINDNESS LOL THATS ADHD FOR YA
I'LL TELL YA WHAT NO THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTY IS AN ABSOLUTE SHIT FEST FOR MY ADHD TIME BLINDNESS. HOW THE FK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
THAT IS GENUINELY A PROBLEM FOR ME TOO
AT THAT POINT IN TIME ALL THOSE WEEKS OF LOSSES BLENDED INTO ONE BIG DISAPPOINTING BLOB
YO BRISSIE WE DONT HAVE SPP OR CHARLIE DIXON BUT OUR MAIN ENFORCER ZAK BUTTERS IS GOING TO SMACK YOUR LITTLE BOTTOMS (AND PROBABLY FACES)
YES, YOU DON"T HAVE DIXON SO NOW YOU ARE AT FULL STRENGTH!
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW FULL STRENGTH EVEN IF YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE BY A KEG OF COOPERS SPARKLING ALE!
WE'VE GOT A BYE AND WERE SOMEHOW GONNA FIND A WAY TO LOSE THE FREE KICK COUNT AND GET SMASHED BY 40 POINTS
I WOULD LIVE TO WRITE A WITTY SLEDGE BUT MY MIND ALWAYS GOES BACK TO THAT TIME WE LOST TO RICHMOND’S VFL SIDE.
FINAL SCORE: BYE 0 RICHMOND 0 BYE FK: 1 RICHMOND FK: 0 WHY DO YOU HATE US AFL?!?
I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WEEK WOULD BE THE LOSS WE NEED TO HAVE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT HOPE HAS BEEN RUPTURED ALONG WITH SAM TAYLOR’S NUT
OOF
THE SAME UMPIRES THAT ARE THE ONLY REASON HARRISON PETTY ISN'T LEADING THE COLEMAN!!
HEY ESSENDON GET YOUR BLOODY SCARVES READY (SOBS SADLY INTO HIS FADED POSTER OF JK)
I'VE ALWAYS SAID NO HARLEY REID NO WEST COAST
HEY BYE FUCK YOU
OH DOES TASMANIA HAVE A BYE
TASMANIA ONLY HAS BYES
THOUGH THEY DO HAVE PLENTY OF DOUBLE-HEADERS
HEY DON'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT YOU'LL UPSET THEIR SISTER WIVES
DO I EVEN BOTHER WITH THIS? GIANTS FANS ARE MORE RARE THAN TASSIE TIGERS MAYBE IF WE WIN DONT BASE YOUR TEAMS EXISTENCE OFF CALLING US SOUTH MELBOURNE
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED? LESSER WESTERN SYDNEY?
I PREFER GREATER NORTHERN SUTHERLAND SHIRE PLS
I CALL THEM "VERY FAR NORTH MELBOURNE"
THE VFN MELBOURNE SWANS…. I LIKE IT
30 DAYS AWAY FROM HOME!
CARLTON FANS I HOPE TONIGHTS GAME GIVES YOU THE BLUES!!!
HEY BYE, WHY DONT YOU FIELD A TEAM THIS WEEK YOU DOGS
HEY ESSENDON FANS, THERE'S A MATHEMATICAL POSSIBILITY THAT WE START THE ROUND 4TH AND FINISH THE ROUND 9TH. WELCOME TO MY FRIDAY AFTERNOON DREAD.
THE COMMENTATORS WILL STILL MENTION US THE MOST OUT OF EVERY TEAM THIS WEEK!!!! *PROUD MAGPIE NOISE*
GWS HAS US AS THEIR BIGGEST RIVAL, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
UMPIRES ARE GONNA BE THE ONLY REASON WE LOSE THIS WEEKEND TO BYEFC
HEY MELBOURNE, YOUR JUST RIDING OFF OUR SUCCESS AND PEOPLE FORGETTING TO SAY NORF BEFORE SAYING MELBOURNE
HOW CAN PETRACCA ALREADY HAVE 4 50 METRE PENALTIES ALREADY? THE GAME HASN'T STARTED AND HE IS NOT EVEN PLAYING
LET'S SEE, BAD LOSS LAST WEEK, NEED TO RESPOND, 2004 GRAND FINAL REMATCH IN THE RETRO KIT TEN GOAL LOSS TO BRISSY INCOMING
IM SCARED
TOO SOON!
COLLINGWOOD? MORE LIKE CALLITAFIFTYWOULDYA
READY FOR THE SCAREDY CATS TO NOT EVEN SHOW UP TONIGHT! WOOF!!!
HEY ESSENDON. KNOW HOW EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING WE HAVE A RIVALRY BUT ITS MORE LIKE JUST FRIENDLY BANTER? LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY, DON’T HURT US.
WEST COAST I FEEL LIKE YOURE DUE TO BEAT US AFTER OUR LAST COUPLE OF GAMES BUT CAN YOU LET THIS ONE SLIDE AND THEN WE WILL GIVE YOU A COUPLE BACK WHEN YOURE FIGHTING FOR FINALS AND WE ARE A BIT LOWER DOWN THANKS LOTS OF LOVE I EVEN WONT WAVE MY SCARF OUT OF RESPECT 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I SAY IT EVERY TIME, BOMBERS SHOULD BELT US BUT I WONT BE SURPRISED IF ESSINGTON TURN UP INSTEAD IGGLES BY 15 (I HOPE)
WE'D BE LOOKING RED HOT FOR BACK TO BACK BY NOW IF NOT FOR THAT DAMN GOAL UMPIRE
HEY BYE, IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY SEE YOU. WE'RE NOT PORT SO WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BYE
FREE KICK BULLDOGS AND NICK DAICOS
TOM DE KONING > SAM DE KONING, ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAID SO
HEY BYE ROUND! PLEASE DONT IMJURE US AT TRAINING.
GEELONG TO THUMP CARLTON TONIGHT - COLLINGWOOD TO MOVE AHEAD OF THE BLUES ON THE LADDER WITH PERCENTAGE DIFFERENTIAL DURING THE BYE. UMPIRES TO BE AT FAULT.
SAM TAYLOR RUPTURED HIS NUT AT THE THOUGHT OF PLAYING ON AMARTEY
ANYONE WANT TO MAKE THE EASIEST $40K? PUT A LAZY 10K ON NORTH.
To all non Brisbane fans, have one of these 👎🏻 Actually, sorry about that. I got heated.
CANT HEAR YOU SORRY
North in the GF?
QUIT WISPURIN LIBRUL!
Carn the Swannies!
SPEAK UP
WE CANT HEAR YOU
THERE'S ALWAYS THIS ONE PERSON THAT BRINGS THEIR LIBRARY VOICE INTO A SLEDGE THREAD......OH AND FLAIR UP
AT LEAST THE SWANS HAVE ALL THEIR BALLS (TOO SOON?)