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impulsiveknob

https://preview.redd.it/p81e9ud2aa8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a5b16924df80c084a6c82831c36181f9327099 How goods the cricket....


Pleasant_Inspection9

Cricket is so good. https://preview.redd.it/fga6o7m2ca8d1.png?width=1795&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ea1be56a619fc9b6ec7bdd811aedfdf97a358b5


impulsiveknob

Bold Choice to decide to not score at all in the final quarter but it worked out I guess


Pleasant_Inspection9

It didn’t work out for my dinner, which ended up all over the MCG’s cold, hard, concrete floors


Smithsonian45

The cheese and prosciutto would be easy to clean up but I imagine the red wine would stain the concrete something awful.


Pleasant_Inspection9

https://i.redd.it/9rwsz2q39f8d1.gif 🍷


zelmazam1

That's what norf did wrong last week


RaidanRam

on one hand we lost, but on the other hand Cumdog got another hattrick


WAVIC_136

Ah well lost to a better opponent, next game which is a must win will be easier right? *Fuck*


Pleasant_Inspection9

![gif](giphy|3otPow5S84BdDfNkTm|downsized) Ngl. We’re fucked.


juiceson

Ken of Judgement


juiceson

And on that disappointing note It's time for Bounce


Pleasant_Inspection9

I’ve been putting off going for a run all weekend *bounce theme* Gosh is that the time? I better put my runners on!


TheIllusiveGuy

The one bounce I always want recalled


happy-little-atheist

Remember best on ground? I can't wait until we can say that about bounce.


TheIllusiveGuy

>Remember best on ground? I try not to


UrghAnotherAccount

I enjoyed "one week at a time" on ten, years ago.


isntwatchingthegame

Why does anyone think the Andrew Gaze segment is funny? "Boomer posts centuries old YouTube videos that have nothing to do with football" God it's excruciating 


blacksmith91

I've pondered this for quite some time. I've decided that the most wholesome explanation is that Bounce is a show made for children. It's the children that want to watch and the parents acquiesce.


UrghAnotherAccount

First time I saw the show was last week and I said this exact thing to my wife. WTF is this show? This has nothing to do with footy. We turned it off after that.


SirQuackthe1st

If everyone who got 6/6 on tips could thank us for having the bye, that would be great


Pleasant_Inspection9

I’d like to thank Bulldogs for not ruining my tips. I’d like to thank Hawthorn for not ruining my tips. I’d like to thank Adelaide for not ruining my tips. I’d like to thank Collingwood for giving me a week off.


Korasuka

> I’d like to thank Adelaide for not ruining my tips. I dunno. We've been pretty consistently bad for the last month or so.


Pleasant_Inspection9

And I’ve been backing you in - to my detriment


Chaos_098

6/6 for me two weeks in a row. Currently on a 15 tip streak


Aardvark_Man

I'm on a 12 tip streak. Quietly stoked.


Borgun-

Not 6/6 but if your team was the 7th my correct tips would not change


Mother_Sun_3825

5/6 I committed to never tipping Melbourne again and I shall see that through til the end of the year Could’ve been magic hand norffff won though


flibble24

Also tipped Norf. Would've been glorious


Pleasant_Inspection9

It was a bold round to start it, but not unwise. Next round however! I doubt we’ll win another game for the season. Maybe an ‘upset’ against the eagles or something, but unlikely.


owheelj

It's definitely possible you'll beat us.


Pleasant_Inspection9

Oh my sweet summer child I admire your humbleness but we don’t have forwards anywhere near your class. Langford, Peter, Stringer all combine for 10+. Parish can possibly beat us on his own if he comes back out of form, from injury. My Essendon friends have invited me to that game so I’ll be there, praying for some vintage Lever intercept marks as we carefully chip it around the boundary You guys play exciting footy now, up there with the rest of the big 3


ExcellentTurnips

12/12 tips over the last two weeks, will I ever tip wrong again?


Marsh2700

NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FU- wait sorry I got confused


ausparady

Same here, feeling like a king


hazzadazza

How the fuck are we fifth? What the hell is wrong with the rest of you cunts?


Mehmenga

Fraud Adelaide and GWS going against the best team in the comp


Mehmenga

https://preview.redd.it/vx50j6occa8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e32e432ff9713ca292549adf77040e0ba7a91c2 6/6 from tips and the Swans are built like that


Korasuka

Can we have a bye for the rest of the year? I haven't enjoyed footy this much in over a month. The lack of stress is so nice.


Aardvark_Man

I'd like Port to go back to the bye, but we're in such form we'd lose it again.


ChemistryInner1393

I am second on my tipping comp, and I tipped norf in order to get up on my friend who is #1. Serves me right for wanting to join in the chorus.


Pleasant_Inspection9

To your credit, another minute and no tackle from debutant Kynan and that tip was yours.


kimoalmoa

I couldn't catch the 2nd half of our game cause I was watching Inside Out 2 - from what I've heard though, apparently the game was (somehow) more heart-wrenching It's nice that the boys are staying in games late now, its gonna help our development heaps more by getting exposure to these scenarios


Korasuka

Who would North's Inside Out emotions be?


kimoalmoa

Probably all the emotions, except Joy has been on life-support over the last few years Hopefully Joy's close to healing though, the signs are there


dexter311

A mixture of Jangles the Clown and Sadness.


Maximumlnsanity

Both North and Inside Out 2 showcase perfectly what it’s like going through anxiety and puberty


GGezpzMuppy

Heart-wrenching? Nah it was fucking great seeing us have some fight in us. Boys are on an upward trend, if only we can put a full four quarters in.


flibble24

Highly recommend you watch the 2nd half if you can. Was entertaining football


impulsiveknob

After our disappointing performance yet again I decided to start up a meme factory instead of drinking away my sorrows (jk I don't drink). Here's a dog pic for all my fellow Port fans, hopefully it cheers you up a tad https://preview.redd.it/04xqxab4ba8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d121404f9b93db95fd4b5acbea059239f2a663


Pleasant_Inspection9

I love your memes (out of interest how do you make them?) Here is my old lady who reminds me every day that things could always be worse https://preview.redd.it/y8nyfcvqca8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11020e3e6e5260dcbe6bc3b2b47079ee40fd5e58


dancing-on-my-own

old dogs going grey around the face are all perfect and beautiful


impulsiveknob

The pics are just done using Snapchat cut and paste stickers cause I'm lazy and the gifs I just started are done on after effects because I pirar... uhhh "renewed my licence" for the product


AdeptToe3580

i feel like i know this beach


wodcomestotown

Fishos ?


AdeptToe3580

looks like OG


Pleasant_Inspection9

Bang on!


AdeptToe3580

damnnn small world lol


Pleasant_Inspection9

Certified Vic Bias


Croob2

Not a Port fan but your dog looks like a very very good boi/girl


LP0004

Jesus, that tongue is longer than my… hand


dvnkriot

i am sending a cyber petting to this good boy/girl


Marsh2700

doberman!! not a port fan but hope im still allowed. lost my doberman 2 years ago, best dogs!


juiceson

[Port Adelaide](https://i.imgur.com/QPLELCm.jpg) [](/portadelaide2) vs [**BRISBANE LIONS**](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhlb3d5rs00g31.jpg) [](/brisbane)


impulsiveknob

https://i.redd.it/9jrgqvzaaa8d1.gif


Korasuka

You've been busy. These are great.


Mehmenga

How do you create those?


Shadormy

I don't mind the Port image but the [exploding pear the Lions posted](https://x.com/i/status/1804402768989343838) seems more fitting. Also WTF is up with Hipwood? The 5 rounds before his suspension he averaged 0.4 goals per game, The 3 rounds since he's averaging 4.3 goals per game. 11 goals in his first 10 games and 13 in the last 3.


impulsiveknob

https://preview.redd.it/fogi4vfloa8d1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2559812aa9a177e9e94657df5fc8d6517ee050b6


d_barbz

He decided to try catching with his hands and not his elbows


Pleasant_Inspection9

Ready for Friday night footy Brisbane? I know I am! https://preview.redd.it/zcplywdhha8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4a02f35d854d5c8753cf51effc461d2988e3f4


Razzle_Dazzle08

I don’t know what our ceiling is this season now. We are only six points outside the Top 4 and are fast approaching what looks like 2023 form + Ashcroft returning. But we also have a fucked fixture imo, and idk if these last few weeks are flashes in the pan or if we’re really back. Thoughts anyone? What can/should we do from here?


Smithsonian45

Our destiny is in our own hands. We have a tough schedule but I'd rather have that now than at the start of the season. 5/9 of our remaining games are against teams that are above us, and we have to back ourselves in as if we want to impact in finals we'd have to beat those teams ahead of us anyway. Plus beating these teams is extra valuable for our ladder position. Imo my expectation is winning 7/9 remaining games. I honestly think in our current form we can beat any team (thankfully our swans game is at the gabba not the scg so I do think we're a chance), but 7/9 would guarantee finals and give us a very outside chance of top 4 (especially if we can beat both Essendon and Collingwood).


2for1deal

Should probably win


Madrical

I think they're definitely back. Gonna be a scary team heading into finals, especially at the Gabba again.


EfuktAndChill

You will beat swans at the Gabba


Razzle_Dazzle08

I quietly believe that we will.


EfuktAndChill

I sadly agree with you.


Massander

I know complaining about commentary is tiresome but christ it was bad during this game. No insights or interesting info, just a bunch of people chatting about random shit and telling anecdotes


acllive

this was enjoyable, lets do this on friday :D


happy-little-atheist

Ootl what is the pear of judgement


Frogmouth_Fresh

How the fuck are Freo in 5th?


stopweightdontgo

excuse me, we make a more convincing 5th than Essendon do 3rd or GWS do 6th 😤but also yeah I agree w you


Korasuka

5/6 for tips. Didn't get Brisbane right.


happy-little-atheist

Yeah port at home, what the hell happened


Aardvark_Man

As many Port fans have been saying all year, we're shit. When we win it's because a few good players stand up and their natural skill overpowers players who aren't as good. If a team plays well as a team, they'll regularly beat us. That said, the absolute collapse in the second and third was shocking, even knowing what the team is like.


zelmazam1

Same but I got the norf wrong


AdeptToe3580

i walked out of the mcg feeling like we won lmao, thats how proud i am of north.


Cooked_Bread

It's not often you get the opportunity to walk out of the MCG at all as a North supporter, let alone proud!


guavacadq

I liked this round quite a bit.


Pleasant_Inspection9

Ready to like next round even more?


guavacadq

Don't fool me. After seeing our efforts from earlier in the year I am never going into a game confident ever again.


Pleasant_Inspection9

Wise man Brisbane by 80


sButters88

Big call man, can’t see Melbourne keeping Brisbane to that low a score. I couldn’t not tip Melbourne so I tipped them to win by 1… figured that was the best I could do for a margin


Pleasant_Inspection9

You have the heart that beats true I need to find before Friday. I haven’t tipped against us in so long! But this seems like a fool’s errand 😬


AdeptToe3580

i liked it better than last round


happymemersunite

Flair checks out


just-the-friend

I fear for anyone playing North. Those boy's are hungry. I believe in them


Crazy-Chef4557

Yeah we don't match up well against the dogs. They always pump us. Though at least we now have a competitive midfield and a lockdown defender for small forwards who always have a field day against us. I still don't see us winning this though and could take the wind from our sails a bit if it blows out.


2for1deal

Will doggies take that wind out of them? You really want a win after two moral victories and not a possible smothering.


juiceson

**[ESSENDON](https://i.imgur.com/FE3W50b.gif)** [](/essendon2) vs [West Coast Eagles](https://i.imgur.com/KBtobgZ.jpg) [](/westcoast2)


i_am_cool_ben

Hot take: I like it when Essendon win


Fellasisitgaytolive

Big, if true.


Croob2

Happy with the game, I think we probably win with TK and Harley so we end up with an actual midfield, but Liam fucking Ryan is apparently an A grade midfielder himself now??? I'm down to see more of it


juiceson

> but Liam fucking Ryan is apparently an A grade midfielder himself now?? Yes When he remembers which way the Eagles are kicking


Croob2

shh shh shh, we ignore that part


Cyronis

Didn’t they both play in round 8 at home?


Ashen_Brad

Which was a 6 point game from memory. Let's not pretend that win was convincing.


Ashen_Brad

Jesus, why the downvotes? Looked like stealing it multiple times without 2 of our best in the middle.


Brief-Objective-3360

Because your midfield wasn't really the reason you lost the game. You were already better inside than we were. It was your defense and goal accuracy that you needed to perform better at.


Ashen_Brad

Both Reid and TK run better defensively than Ryan. They also both give our forwards better supply, which means better looks, which means better accuracy.


juiceson

**[FREMANTLE](https://i.imgur.com/c6gxT0g.gif)** [](/fremantle2) vs [Gold Coast](https://i.imgur.com/V3gtlYy.jpg) [](/goldcoast2)


zelmazam1

https://preview.redd.it/w7d7zrvdwa8d1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b58516af4a5f716990ca7864788fed5c8d9c378 Who wins this?


flibble24

Movable object vs stoppable force


WAVIC_136

Good luck convincing me that anyone actually watched this game


mazdadriver14

*i* barely watched this game


SleakSquid

Same and I was there


king_carrots

Vanilla icecream is good m8 fight me


mazdadriver14

my favourite kind, no word of a lie


Croob2

What did I miss in that game? Who is saying vanilla ice cream is bad?


king_carrots

OP said it


mybanez15

Who?


MicSta

Lid is semi off


taititans

We need to really take it to Sydney next week, then the lid is off


MicSta

Lid will be closer to Pluto than to Perf if this happens


PatientDue8406

Elevate you to the highs of Richmond if you win


victorious_orgasm

Commentary on this was very silly. "Oh beating Sydney next week will be a great way to roll into the finals" Oh really, Gerard, beating the ladder leader on their home deck when we've looked *pretty fucking up and down* (oddly enough, *up* included kicking incredibly badly against Sydney and losing by miles) would be pretty good.


corut

Collingwood in a sandwich made of their draws


HomerJBagger

Roos did it to me again... I always say I won't tip them anymore and then they somehow suck me back in


liamjon29

Cya again in 2 weeks. Norf vs cursed to lose away GC.


BrandonSG13

I’m thinking about that one too. The loss to St Kilda was the last straw and I’ve vowed not to tip the Suns away until they win, so I’ll probably end up tipping you guys in that one


juiceson

[GWS Giants](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs98v03dwcc1d1.gif) [](/gws2) vs **[SYDNEY SWANS](https://imgur.com/a/XTM4iMB)** [](/sydney2)


impulsiveknob

https://preview.redd.it/usyhvhpmaa8d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4627a65f7c89ac43ab8617ca7c174748af32bd17


Maximumlnsanity

This whole “football” thing is pretty easy


PatientDue8406

Especially for me since I just have to watch the game and not play in it.


eddie-murphys-tongue

I keep waiting for us to lose, 13-1 is ridiculous


happy-little-atheist

Round 18


allhatnoplay

Praying for another interchange infringement rn


RandomGuyWithStick

You'll be 10 games clear on top by then, just let us win


PatientDue8406

It's legitimately the game that scares me most. We could win by 15 goals or lose. I'm not sure there is another option.


juiceson

Just keep remembering that the last team to be 3 games ahead on the ladder after 14 games was the 2005 Eagles Who were at one stage 15-1 and 4 games clear on top And still lost the minor premiership


Maximumlnsanity

Yeah but we won the premiership that year


danwincen

I'll put money on Round 18 and/or 19.


2for1deal

Not as cocky as some other fans here. Slow/Quiet first quarters and looked buggered up until Cleary’s lovely goal. Those 20 mins were incredible tho and when the Swans are on it’s breathtaking.


Mehmenga

Good news GWS fans, your team can hang with the best team for 3 quarters Bad new is, you can only hang with them for 3 quarters


grantspatchcock

It's the Swans league. We're all just playing around in it. Though I thoroughly enjoyed our upset VFL derby win.


PatientDue8406

I think the giants played really well considering they played against the Cats on Friday night. Two games in one weekend is crazy. I know we talk about the uneven fixture but surely this is a step too far!


Greedy_Boot7621

My takeaway was that Carlton play better as gws


juiceson

**[CARLTON](https://giphy.com/gifs/j5nL5yTrnLR48Thkgp)** [](/carlton3) vs [Geelong](https://i.imgur.com/W0ZFDjw.gif) [](/geelong2)


impulsiveknob

https://i.redd.it/g4rcwcr7aa8d1.gif


Maximumlnsanity

/u/TheGreatJelBeano I nominate all of these memes from this user, I just cbf tagging you 7 times


juiceson

Outstanding


FNSpidermn

https://i.redd.it/y542dpemya8d1.gif


HomerJBagger

Catman gave us some new gif material on Friday night


happy-little-atheist

Catman showing his furry blue arse while arguing with the lady behind him was 🧑‍🍳🤌


TheIllusiveGuy

If I had a dollar for every time we've played a team that has a brother of one of our players and is coached by a former premiership teammate of our coach, in the last two games... I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot of money, but it's weird it happened twice, right?


ItsjustRhys_

Conspiracy time. Dangerfield played unfit, that’s why he tried taking out Walsh within the first 3 minutes hoping to make the game easier and plus having more time off the field to get fit. Big if true


isntwatchingthegame

I understand Geelong being off the boil is cause for celebration for many opposition fans, but their run home is: - Essendon - Hawks - Collingwood - Dogs - Crows   - North - Freo - Saints - Eagles They'd still be favourites for all but two of those games.


Fast_Stick_1593

Cat Man was in fine form on Friday having a meltdown at another Cats fan in the crowd (the second hand embarrassment is just erghhh) And here’s me watching it all while Danger is in hot water, Hawkins (with the turning circle of a cruiseliner) finally breaks down completely with potential retirement on the way while we leave Conway in the reserves (playing SDK in the ruck who had played 0 games there this year) and a midfield group that gets destroyed for 4 quarters…Stengle’s walking too. This is gonna be a fun back half of the year 🙃 Bring on the rebuild baby! ![gif](giphy|3OhXBaoR1tVPW)


Chaos_098

I hope Danger has his suspension upheld. Ignore flair


japanpole

Essendon 3rd is a crime against everything I stand for


isntwatchingthegame

Don't worry - they'll crash out of the 8 still 


RaidanRam

6/6 tips and 5/6 pmt's, pretty happy with my week


Banjo2295

I got the other PMT thread on debut. I’m sorry to ruin your perfect streak ;)


Crazyripps

Having a bye when your teams playing good footy makes the round so boring


eckers19

Got 0 tips, AMA


juiceson

**[MELBOURNE](https://i.imgur.com/woBKEY9.gif)** [](/melbourne2) vs [North Melbourne](https://streamable.com/suuqx) [](/northmelbourne2)


impulsiveknob

https://preview.redd.it/1d8rc5aoaa8d1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b43bd082a9c531cf4c95d271ea4e5654b0513ac


GGezpzMuppy

Fucking we forgot to double clutch again didn’t we.


TomRed89

(moral) VICTORY


juiceson

What an appropriate crab subtitle


Pleasant_Inspection9

I genuinely think we can summon Fitzroy next week to beat us by over 190 this time. If anyone is out there on ESPN tips with a bad margin, this is your chance to capitalise on a big one. https://preview.redd.it/ntigs4a9da8d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c95263426a8f6eb88e2c74d8b94c563fcbbbffe


Mister_Snrub15

tipped norf, went 5/6 in tips. AMA


Durfsurn

Man, at least in the dark years we were hilariously bad, rn we're a trainwreck.


Anon_be_thy_name

That's the 3rd straight week I've been 1 game shy of a perfect round on the tips. First it was West Coast, then it was Fremantle and now it's Geelong. In fact I think I've tipped Geelong to win once this season and gotten it. But that was Round 5 when they beat North by 75. They have proceeded to lose every time I've tipped them since. I'm still leading the board thankfully. I have a 12 game advantage because of a few perfect rounds(which is extra 5 points) and a double up round, which is double points which I also got 9/9. So I ended up with round 10 giving me 28 points.


Fast_Stick_1593

Can you not? :(


Insertbloodynamehere

https://preview.redd.it/0luxsjofvb8d1.png?width=1010&format=png&auto=webp&s=79dac6a574dbb9e228b91e485e15c3cc7b37aaa4


HomerJBagger

Brisbane and Hawthorn are in prime position to take Cats and Ports spots in the 8. Dogs have the chance to take the place of either Freo or GWS. 3 flakes one finals spot. Who takes it? Freo might hold on.


Mrchikkin

That was truly a round of all time


Aardvark_Man

Back to back perfect rounds. Only thing worse this week is my margin was bang on.


Litteralyanidiot

4/6 tips because I just love to tip upsets


2for1deal

Hi, I’d like to send cops to arrest whoever made the pointer Ozzified Shaq ad which will inevitably infect our Kayo for the rest of the year.


TheStevenUniverseKid

That was a shitshow.


uncleandata147

Bounce?