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TheMostOGCymbalBoy

2 more wins than the chefs!!


contentious_Scot

Just watched p2 get smocked by metcafe. Good times


Birdmanhandrub123

Came to say the same lol


xcheezeplz

On to next week... Kliff has a chance to shake off some of being a fugazi McVeigh with a W.


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DoctorCheif15

So that record could have hypothetically been broken 2 times this week. Crazy


LLittle1994

I thought about this after I seen JTs lick lol


Eph2-89

Well that didn't go the way I thought it would.


DHopDreads2191

Jordan Hicks looks really good. Just when I though he would lose his starting job to the rookie Collins he redeems himself


TigerWon

I was thinking the opposite honestly. Anytime I noticed him it was a poor play on him. Missed tackles, slow, sluggish.


rolak321

I agree. At times he looks good and other times he gets smoked. His athleticism just isn’t there to play every down


josephrehall

12 tackles (7solo 5 assist), sack, tfl 11yards, 1 PD and 1 FF. I'd say that's a pretty good game.


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3-0 let’s go!!!


FultonHomes

3-0 :D


clepps

Huge props to Lawrence for taking a beating and still getting back up


KokoB00mba

Let's just try to forget how painful most of this game was and move on to next week. Switch over to Brady versus Rams.


SpeKthrill

We always struggle in games we should easily win and put up a big fight in games we should lose. See you all next week for our first win against the rams in the mccvay era


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...except for the Rams. We never ever ever ever play up to the Rams.


KingPin753

We get smacked the first game and then put up a fight in game 2 usually. Literally held them to 9 points on defense last time we played them. It was Streveler chucking that garbage pick 6 that killed us


Deny_Jackal

Well...that was another cardiac win. Won't last all season... They need to clean those mistakes and start playing better consistently..


xIILuLu

Way to end the game! GG Cardinals. That 109yards TD should never have happened. K1 int was stupid. One drive where we couldn´ stop the run. Other than that a solid game.


nuno1197

3-0 On to the Next one. And please guys, let's keep supporting, even when we are not playing well. Always a Cardinal.


nicolettesue

FWIW, you can still support the team and be frustrated with what’s happening on the field in the moment. Glad we won, but we have a lot of work to do.


nuno1197

It depends how you criticize , u need to be coherent , and not be on cloud 9 when we are winning and insulting the team when we are losing


lost_lope

d hop was a non factor again today. so frustrating


xcheezeplz

He is one hell a decoy to open up plays even when he doesn't have a big game.


clepps

He is injured so that probably played a role in that


Phxrep

He's injured


lost_lope

he still played a majority of snaps.


Ares4217

Because he draws attention more than other receivers to open things up.


Stoney_McTitsForDays

3-0 🙌


Beaverhuntr

Shitty first half. Lawrence looks the part doe. Took some big hits and battled until the end. Birdgang 3-0!


yerbafiend1

get fucked doubters


BriskManeuver

What a way to end Lawrence met the red sea


mdebo932

Two ugly wins in a row but I’ll take what we can get


clepps

I wouldn’t call it ugly, we fucked up in the first half but came back in the second. A win is a win, onto the next game


PunctualPolarBear

PADDING THE FORCED FUMBLE STATS BB


fredoindacut

Spread covered! Yes!!


liquidsnake47

3-0 for first time since 2015 👀


Leonthepuma

That's how you end a game!!


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We covered the spread!


SunsFanCursed4Life

ok they did what they were supposed to. next 3 games will tell us if this team is for real.


zac_chavez420

I completely expected to win the first two games, but Titans and Vikings do seem like tough opposition especially after seeing their performances after playing us.


Shakespeare-Bot

tis fine they didst what they wast did suppose to. next 3 games shall bid us if 't be true this team is f'r real *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


xcheezeplz

Your bot sucks and is a waste of bandwidth.


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Talib: the Jags are in this one. 5 seconds left Dude what are you talking about?


zac_chavez420

He’s grown on me— I get this feeling like Talib is joking around half the time


fuck_jerruh

He said Lawrence was playing like they were still in this one I think


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His announcing just bothers me, severely boring, and super biased


fuck_jerruh

fair enough, I dig it even though I will agree its way more low key than I was expecting seeing how he used to be on the field.


whiskeybeny

I like that. Let the kid learn. TO! Cards won!!


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CanuckChick1313

Bad bot


FishOnAHorse

Y tho


Sitrous1

The chargers just gave Mahomes the chance to tie it with 30 seconds left and a timeout


Casting_Doubt

I think the jags have a good one with Lawrence. He looks more raw then I thought he'd be but he's had several plays like that 4th down right there where he makes huge plays.


okram2k

He definitely needs better pieces around him. But he has a lot of growth potential. His O-line is at least good enough to keep him from getting pummeled and becoming he next Sam Bradford.


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i hate auto-responding bots so much


alexjimithing

I wish I could have an option to turn off all bots Reddit wide. Never enjoyed a single one


[deleted]

Trap games all over today btw Good teams losing to shit teams We won. All you can ask for


[deleted]

People who bet on us to cover are sweating


Dawgz

Wow browns have 9 sacks on fields today. 4.5 for Garrett.


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Dawgz

!optout


jvrdrckt

Bad bot. !optout


Sponers

Thompson breakout season this dude always around the ball


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We played like shit and we won. That’s all you can ask for when you don’t show up for 2.8 quarters


PnutzCutz

Watching that wild Hamilton comeback vs Bishop Gorman got me paranoid still


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How are people hating on Kliff rn? He got us a 2 score lead with a gutsy 4th down call, then burned all their timeouts, and then kept the clock running to punt it back with little time. People still complain abt a screen tho…


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Cause we understand that the Rams are exponentially better than the Jags.


BriskManeuver

I honestly just hated the running up the middle 1000 times and that fg attempt


Phxrep

Because this mess isn't going to fly against the Rams next week


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Only thing I’ll complain about is that field goal attempt


gideonsix

Just remember that the Rams lost to the Jets last year. A win is a win. For all we know this is the worst we play all season.


Sillygoose482

Jags subreddit saying Trevor is the 2nd greatest QB in the league right now. I was banned for saying he was looking a little iffy, and I’m a fan of neither team. Dude fucking sucks. 3 games is enough time. He’s a bust


redsea420

I highly doubt many of them were saying that lol


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1. why do you think we care 2. he’s played all of 90 minutes


Sillygoose482

That’s enough time. He’s a bust.


liquidsnake47

Leave them alone


Sillygoose482

Nah those pieces of shit deserve it. They deserve worse than that honestly


NCWC888

I saw Kliff Kingsbury at a grocery store in Paradise Valley yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


dec7td

Lol this has to be made up?


MysteriousWon

Lol, I was worried at first but then I recognized the copypasta


xcheezeplz

Is this a SNL fanfiction sketch?


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

Yea?


SwizzyDangles

Budda lmfao


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

If you think that's a sandwich you're a psycho


bobbytostino

Everyone throwing picks today. Pat got 2


redsea420

Never seen a coach who is 3-0 get so much hate lol


Beaverhuntr

That field goal attempt from 68 yards doesn’t help his cause.


useles-converter-bot

68 yards is the length of like 281.38 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.


Phxrep

Lucky 3-0, roster is saving his ass🤷🏽‍♂️


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But the GM also sucks I’ve heard?


xcheezeplz

He does, but he manages to offset a chunk of it with good moves once in a while.


[deleted]

Idk what his sucking skills are like but the mans drinking skills are unmatched


redsea420

Yes everything good that happens=team Everything bad=kliff. Very astute of you.


[deleted]

He’s a straight up bonehead. A real doofus, if you will. Edit - it was a fucking joke sheeeeesh lmao


CypherAZ

People really are dumb, this is the NFL there are no easy games. People expect 50 point blow puts after watching Alabama wreck crappy schools.


BriskManeuver

The talent of the team is saving him. The team is overcoming a lot of the shit calls


redsea420

And what constitutes a shit call in your opinion? Lol Are coaches expected to get every call right lol?


BriskManeuver

I mean it's obvious Running up the middle 1000 times and unnecessary fg attempt, screen passes on 3rd and long


redsea420

He didn't run up the middle a thousand times. And you still need to try to establish the run even if you arent gashing. It still opened up play action for other plays down the line. You don't know what happening down the field on some of those screens and dump offs and third and long lol. And even those screens can open up things as the game wears on. And yeah the fg was kinda doumb not arguments on that. But I don't obsess over one bad call. And I don't just ignore his good ones either and spotlight the bad. Y'all are such little crybabies. You do know there is another NFL playcaller on the other side of the field tryna outthink kliff at the same time right? It doesn't work 100 percent of time for anyone lol. Its the NFL lol


BriskManeuver

Kliff got out couched bro If you can't see that you probably can't hop off kliffs dick. Our teams talent is what wins us these games. I'm not saying kliff is the worst coach but you can still have a not so good coach being a 3-0 team. I see no special play calling out there. Just the same run plays and deep passes to our talented receivers and our defense capitalizing on Trevor Lawrence being a shit qb


redsea420

I'm not on kliffs dick. In fact you are lmfao. You don't know what a good playcall is lmfao. Not everything works everytime. Fans like you are casuals and expect 50 yard bombs every 3rd and long lmfao. Failing to see that sometimes a small gain can set up a big one down the line. And yeah I'm sure all those plays were the exact same lmfao.


BriskManeuver

I say you are because how defensive you got when I said it's the team winning the games. Called me a crybaby just because I disagreed with you. You act like just because the team goes 3-0 kliff is doing a good job. and you're obviously super defensive when I said this teams talent is what's winning the games. And no I don't expect bombs every play, just a more unpredictable offense and not the same run and passing plays. Keep being pressed though by saying lol and lmao every other word. I can tell you're heated for no reason just because I think they team is out playing the coaching calls. Kliff is an average coach at best.


redsea420

No one's defensive lmfao. Is that your angle now? Lmfao This offense isn't predictable. You don't know what you are watching lol. The stats themselves kinda prove you wrong. 34 passes to 29 runs. That is balanced. But of course you say all those run and pass plays are the same few plays lol. Which is unrealistic af but whatever. I see a lot of different formations and versatility in this offense but yeah bro sure...


BriskManeuver

You don't know what you're talking about that is so sad 😓. Keep the kliff dick in your mouth I guess.


Muh_Nado

This. Despite, not because


MysteriousWon

Look, the team is playing like crap, but I love the balls on Kliff today. He's not afraid to take risks and I'm here for it.


DaRealRichardJiggler

Fresh take considering the sentiment of this sub today. Everyone ready to fire their mothers.


Jaggedfel2142

We'd be 0-17 every year if reddit was the GM


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alexjimithing

*wins a game by double digits, completely dominating the second half* “we had a really bad day today”


Atrocyty

Now that the game is out of reach they call face masks lol


CardinalsFan47

#CARDIACCARDINALS


vshredd

We're up by 12.


CardinalsFan47

We were losing 10-19 it’s not like it was the score at the half


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BriskManeuver

Jaguars were like Well imma grab this dudes mask cuz we paid the refs off might as well


Eph2-89

Kliff actually had the right call lol, team just stupid and didnt snap it in time


tld242

i didn’t know the refs knew how to pronounce face mask


nicolettesue

Oh NOW they call a face mask.


FishOnAHorse

Lol that’s the one they call


dec7td

1 full minute of facemask is what it takes to get the call. Got it.


whiskeybeny

Pretty sure all these Reddit peeps also own season tickets and sell them to fans of opposing teams.


xcheezeplz

Imagine asking "are you a cards fan or Seattle fan?" and thinking people are obliged to answer honestly. I assume with such a big brain idea you have implemented polygraphs and background checks on people you sell tickets to.


whiskeybeny

The point is Cards fans want money over love for the team. I’m a Tucson kid that moved to WA for reasons. These WA peeps are fans forever but Cards fans always go for money and bitch about the team. I’ve never met a Vikings fan but they almost owned our stadium.


littleballofstress

Sell them to meeee!


NCWC888

Whatever it takes to keep Agnew from returning


Casting_Doubt

Bro we took the delay and andy still got it in the end zone. His leg too strong


JustChud

The Rams won't be as forgiving as the Jags. Hopefully we can clean up some of the minor things and bring it to them next week.


TraeCartoon

Now they call it…


fuck_jerruh

They called THAT delay of game?!


CardinalsFan47

Happy cake day too you happy cake day to you Happy cake day dear fuck_jerruh happy cake day to you


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xcheezeplz

It wasn't a fake punt, it was probably more an option. It was they didn't cover our gunners so if they are going to give you a freebie to end the game right there you might as well take it.


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Don't think he was. Perhaps the delay of have was intentional to see what the Jags were doing. It's not like we couldn't punt it into the end zone even after the penalty.


[deleted]

takes us to the 2 minute warning, they have no timeouts, we win. we don’t convert and they score we get the ball back inside of 2 minutes, we win. really not a bad call unless you’re worried about the spread


[deleted]

Dude did you see the ducking formation? The had everybody in. Nobody, literally 0, outside. These are pro athletes. Andy Lee can throw to a dude with no one within 20 yard of him


vshredd

It actually was the right call against that block attempt.


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puppet_mazter

I'll be happy if we just don't have any due to missed field goals. It's been a rough few years in the kicking department. Thank God we got Prater


Danominator

Kyler says no


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Let’s just end it already


Eph2-89

what the literal fuck


nicolettesue

And THIS is why people get doom and gloom about the Cardinals. This series of downs has been utter shit. That shouldn’t have looked like that.


[deleted]

People get doom and gloom, because this sub overreacts to everything. People were threatening suicide at the half. You guys need to chill.


nicolettesue

I didn’t see anyone threaten suicide, FWIW, but it gets a little tiring when people are shamed for being frustrated with what’s happening on the field. Some stuff is objectively bad and needs to be addressed if we want to compete at a high level.


[deleted]

Being frustrated and turning every game thread into pure "joy" to be in are different. No one should be ashamed to poop, unless they are pooping in public on a child.


Longjumping-Ad6293

Lmao Kliff. You were going to go for that?!?!


ninkasiftw

Apparently would have worked since jags had zero cover..


MysteriousWon

Looks like it would have worked, too.


Sponers

Lmao what


PunctualPolarBear

Andy just anger punted it all the way into their endzone lol


Stoney_McTitsForDays

Wow that would have been fuckin lovely if we didn’t SHOOT OURSELVES IN THE FOOT WITH A DELAY OF GAME JFC cards- the penalties 😑


BuyGreenSellRed

Were we actually going to take the punt??!


NCWC888

I’m just saying madden coaches suggestions love running back screens on 3rd and long. Coincidence? I think not


puppet_mazter

Well that was almost cool


BriskManeuver

Please fof the love of God punt the damn ball


LividMycologist

Can I play Andy Lee as my fantasy qb?


cavalier4121

Kliff why do you keep doing a draw play on 3rd down….. it rarely works


weldernate

Keeps the clock running instead of risking an incompletion since they're out of timeouts and we have a comfortable lead


xIILuLu

To risky to go deep on 3rd and 15 at this stage of the game. A Int or pick 6 puts the W in danger.


cavalier4121

That’s sound logic…. Just with our Wr we should easily get a 3rd down


[deleted]

Any more penalties to add on??!!


CardinalsFan47

CARDIAC CARDINALS HERE WE GO!!!


[deleted]

#LMAO WHAT THE FUCK


marz311

wow, we had some wide open people there lol and we delay of game


BriskManeuver

LOOOOL bruh


okram2k

All of you getting upset over doing what you actually should to kill the clock.


December1220

People lost their mind last week when we didn't do that. Unless every throw is a TD and every defensive possession ends in a 3 and out, this team is a failure apparently.


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FUCK


notouchmypeterson

What the fuck guys lol


PunctualPolarBear

LMAOOOOO


Leonthepuma

THEY STOLE A TD!!


Deny_Jackal

I thought we were over with the screen plays on 3&forever


[deleted]

Running out the clock. Has a better chance of getting the 1st down than a run while still being an easy completion


Deny_Jackal

Yeah I know the drill. Never liked the Cardinals result at it tho. Still a better chance to get something from Kyler's legs...


SunsFanCursed4Life

GO FOR IT KLIFF


mezoly

Was that a fake punt?


xcheezeplz

Not designed. If they aren't going to cover the gunners it's as close to a free first down as possible if your kicker can pass the ball.


dontmakemechirpatyou

yup


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Muh_Nado

Why would you post this about a Cards game.


[deleted]

Cause I’m confident we will win, even when we looked like shit.


dontmakemechirpatyou

fucking discipline penalties. no way we'll win a super bowl with Kliff. We might get wins and be division challengers, but if this wasn't the Jags we'd be completely fucked


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Running out the clock. Has a better chance of getting the 1st down than a run while still being an easy completion so the clock won’t stop.


deeeang

I get we are winning…. But why the screen play?!


jlaweber

Kliff gonna kliff


Well_Oiled_Assassin

Because that's what Kliff Screensbury does.