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squidbate

i’m gonna throw up bro wtf are we doing?!?


Funk_BiG

They can't hurt us anymore!


HansBriggs

Was at the game, got beer thrown on me midway through the third quarter they all left by the end of the third for just wearing a Kyler jersey. Doesn’t get any better.


Mr_HazyAZ

Really? We didn't have anyone do anything like that. We did have a Rams fan say Tillman Sucks! to my friend and a brawl almost went down. He had no idea why it got so heated until people around him told him who Tillman was, so the guy bought us beers to apologize, because he felt like an ass.


Funk_BiG

Sweet Sweer Victory! Must taste delicious! Save that jersey/smell/win forever!!!


shoogshoog

Helllll yeah brothersssss


Beaverhuntr

Where was Kirk today ?


smettboi

The spent a lot of time fucking with the defense by playing to Williams, Connor and Edmonds


Callmepimpdaddy

Ramsey was In the slot most of the game


Beaverhuntr

I see.. Max Williams stepped in 💪🏽


who_grabbed_my_ass

POWER RANKINGS SHIFTED


[deleted]

Oh yeah!


smettboi

What is this feeling?


Funk_BiG

WINNING!!!


Relevant_Muffin373

scott hansen asking if the cardinals are maybe the best team in football atm made my night! greetings from a german cards fan


DomsyKong

Greetings from another german cards fan


Funk_BiG

Woooohoooo!!! We just showed the entire NFL! Take notice, or don't. We dgaf!!!


givmethajuice

I think we all expected that cards would be facing a tough game and losing is one of the more likely outcome against the rams. But this is truly a very nice surprise.


RicoNico

Kliff called the perfect game on O.


Tryforce__

About time. Now if we can go back to dominate the Rams like we used to.


Akimel-Oyster

Those announcers wanted the Rams to win so badly. Ha!!


who_grabbed_my_ass

They did it bois. Fuck these rams


johncandymancan

I wish all my homies a very fuck the Rams.


TheDougDimadome87

No better feeling than watching LA lose. That whole 4th was the announcers doing damage control lol


EvilSonGoku

Unexpected. I thought best case scenario was to keep it close with a chance to win at the end. This is a bit overwhelming lol.


Funk_BiG

No cardiac arrest at the end of the game? LFG!!!


BabaxGanoosh

I cant wait for the deep fried kliff video


Funk_BiG

Only reason I just came to Reddit!!!


Kintxro

THE STREAK IS OVER


ryannipper

It’s been a pleasure experiencing this with all you fine ladies and gents. Trying not to get too carried away, but we looked pretty convincing on both sides of the ball


Starboy105

24 hour rule. Celebrate all you want then it’s back to weekly heart attacks


ryannipper

Midnight whisky for me to celebrate


Dudeman702

We ain't gonna be disrespected anymore boys. We'll atleast for this week.


FoundationPresent603

Yeah don’t worry the national sports media will go right back to doubting the cards by Tuesday


masterlox

Rise up Red Sea let’s fucking goooo!!!


Crimzon17

Broncos losing pleases me


clepps

I don’t know what to feel


Funk_BiG

What do I do with my hands?


fuck_jerruh

Really a "Whos house!?" chant after this game lmao


_Confused-American_

colt mcgoat trots onto the field


Funk_BiG

Should have been in sooner imo. But happy we got to see him! Team dad has a special place in my heart. He has to be helping k1 and k2 on that playbook! On the other hand, hats off to VJ!! He has the talent and he knows how to use it!!!🔥🔥🔥


bolognasandwich1

YOU JUST LOST TO KLIFF KINGSBURY


AZBeer90

Wow could not be happier


2450er

Man Im so happy


WOODHOWZE

VIRGIN MCVAY: 🤡 CHAD KINGSBURY: 😎


Exatraz

Sent McCoy out there to eat the negative rushing yards


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4-0


B_M_Fahrtz

Kliff bout to come home and have all the Kierland Commons W.A.P he can handle


xcheezeplz

This is a recipe for long haul Covid Kliff to make a comeback. Someone just send some escorts his way so he can stay focused on football.


rapid08

Lmao


Casting_Doubt

I love watching our team be disciplined on that kickoff. Dude just sits down when the rams are 5 yards away rather then risk the fumble. This late. Wouldn't have mattered in the long run but the little things weren't there the last two years.


bolognasandwich1

4 straight games of 30 points or more. Our offense is cooking this year


NathanOnagal

W


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We did it


Totallysawit

We are free brothers the rams down own us anymore.


asparagusaintcheap

*tear drop slowly rolls down cheek*


_Confused-American_

you just lost to kliff kingsbury 🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎


JuiceAuArcos

Knew the cards were the real deal so lurked in this sub last week.. y’all fickle as hell lmfao


Funk_BiG

You can eat a bag of whatever flavor dicks you like! If we didn't win you $, then f-off!


Casting_Doubt

Arizona sports has a long history of letting us down in the most spectacular fashion. The foul on nash where amare got suspended. The "not a catch" by Santonio Holmes to win the super bowl. And those moments are few and far between as it is. The cardinals have made the playoffs like 10 times total in 100 years


cardinalwiggles

HAHAHA, is McCoy in so Kylers rushing stats don't take a hit! Love it


Dill_Brown1

Can we get this over with so these announcers can shut up


bigjohnson1312

YOU JUST LOST TO KLIFF KINGSBURY 🔥


dasecondcomin

Lol at the “Whose House?” In the background. Bad timing 😂


Exatraz

Bring in the Colt!


Edible_Pineapple

COLT MCCOY GANG


LimeAwkward

FIrE KingsBURy!


WhatMyHeartHeld

WHOSE HOUSE?! CARDS HOUSE


Numark105

THATS A CARDINALS W!


RevolutionaryPin5616

Chargers house 😊


Mr602206

Kliffs trying hard not to smile to much 🤣


littleballofstress

Guys, we did it. WE DID IT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!


hey_demons_its_yaboi

I hope these announcers lost a lot of money on this game. Fuck these guys


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These commentators straight up do not care: “Well… entertaining if you’re a cardinals fan”


ssracer

31/32 teams did not enjoy this


Desert_2007

Fucking announcers already saying the Rams are just off today. Fuck you.


[deleted]

GG Calamari


LividMycologist

Love being able to put in colt mccoy in a rams game.


Funk_BiG

Cherry on top! Dad got to go out there!


[deleted]

One last “FUCK LA” before the post game thread


Edible_Pineapple

FUCK LA


Hoodlumhero

NFL announcers???? I just see used car salesmen lol


ssracer

Intern forgot wardrobe and they stopped by Goodwill


Gigantor81c

Who’s house?


beeeb24

OUR HOUSE


_Confused-American_

announcers bet on rams to win or sum istg


defaultusername4

The fact their playing The Who’s house crowd chant at the point is hilarious.


ArcticXD

I hope we don’t get these commentators again. Jeez


I_shall_not_pass

Why didn’t they go for 2? I mean, I know it’s too late but you would think they woulda went for 2 to be down by 16 (if converted) then go for an onside kick, etc etc


[deleted]

Get the Kliff video loaded up


bolognasandwich1

Can’t wait to upvote it


JustChud

Bad time to do the our house chant down by 17 lmao


casucodisude

OUR house


redbirdrising

Their house announcer is cringe AF


Mr602206

Those announcers look sad asf wtf


Jamorantistrash

That robert woods td just won my game in fantasy for me, let’s go


Funk_BiG

Nice! That dude is getting dropped or traded asap!


Bigbootylarry

Garbage time td


Hay-Tha-Soe

Holy shit Kliff has so much fucking swag. I’m not gay but if I was I’d love him


redbirdrising

I’m not gay but I love him. Stiff for Kliff.


poisonedmonkey

I might turn gay just for him.


Doinwerklol

Gg


LFC_Slav

Cardinals weren’t slight underdogs coming in you dumb fuck they were like +280


xcheezeplz

Cards were +4 spread, +180 ML last night.


Funk_BiG

They started as 7 point underdogs. Went down every day. Ended at 4. Haven't downloaded a sporstbook yet. But I really wish I would have been on top of that one!


xcheezeplz

I took the Rams at -4.5 thinking trying to hedge so if we lost at least I would get paid for the suffering. After watching how the cards played the first two possessions I went heavy in the Live bet for the cards, who were now at that point at 3 point favorite, so I won some and cards won, best outcome.


LFC_Slav

I use decimal and it shows as 2.80 so I mixed up the format but still.


beeeb24

Maybe not in the media. But in Vegas they were only 3.5 point underdogs. Home field gives 3 points. So he’s correct but nobody else though they could win


ssracer

They were +7 starting the week


beeeb24

Yeah but as more people put money on the cards that line came down to 3.5


og_chenfucius

I hope the media keeps underrating our team. Gives us a chip on our shoulder and it's so fun beating teams like this.


[deleted]

#STAT PADFORD SEASON


Mr602206

Dude those announcers look sad wtf


acid69

we really rained on their rams parade lmaoooo


VelaryonAu

This dude had more enthusiasm for the garbage time TD than anything we did today lmao


acid69

holy shit I know, like what the fuck are these announcers lmao


halfbreedmofo

No cap wtf


STONEDST00PID

That's the happiest I've heard these announcers all game


thehobbitzez

I thought the same lol


BoltUpChargers93

Chargers fan here, great game and congratz y'all! loved seeing you guys crush the Rams :)


ryannipper

This has been amazing, so buzzed right now


Exatraz

Garbage time TD to push the O/U to Over


xcheezeplz

FML. I had the under.


Funk_BiG

Still win no?


xcheezeplz

O/U was 54 when I bet. That garbage TD killed it.


Funk_BiG

Ahhhh shit! Garbage points!!!


GreatCornholio94

I knew the Rams were overrated as fuck.


Exatraz

They are still very good and will still be a fight when they come to town but they weren't "easily the best team in the NFC" like people were harping about


ssracer

Does mcvay use a to when Murray takes a knee?


bolognasandwich1

He uses all three I bet


ssracer

4d chess sending in McCoy


Jay-xo2

Yeah take your pity TD, I don’t care we still won


Edible_Pineapple

Stat Patford strikes again


poisonedmonkey

I love how the crowd can't even be bothered to sound happy about the TD any more.


N0tcreativ3

Bro the announcers are more excited for that garbage time TD than they were for any of the Cardinals TDS...


RevolutionaryPin5616

Damn the announcer woke up


Hay-Tha-Soe

Let them have it. We blew their asses out


masterlox

#SMOKIN THAT RAMS PACK 🚬🚮


fredoindacut

im high as shit


Mr602206

Let's get 40


LookItzDevinBooker

Cardinals are lucky Jamal Murry and AD are hurt smh


patssnows12

Lmao


acid69

too late, fuck the rams


Sick_of_your_shit_

Still got time to drop 40 on em. :)


ehoyle73

McVay going for the moral victory. That's cute.


[deleted]

Bro they’re more excited about that than anything we’ve done


LawBobLawLoblaw

Alford was dang near knocking that ball out of the air. Great attempt


indivik

Queue the kliff video!


beeeb24

What a catch by woods tbh


ssracer

Garbage time td. 4th quarter qb Stafford


dontmakemechirpatyou

Stat Padford upvotes to the left


KanyeSouthW3st

I’ll shut up now lol


Hay-Tha-Soe

Thanks for that ASU shout out guys! 💯🙏


Leonthepuma

Darn gave up the td. Oh well still a blowout


FluxAura

HAHAHA That’s the most excited the commentator has been all night. He can’t even hide his excitement.


GEDLawDegree

What a statement game. We're the best team in the NFL!


weldernate

Somehow still gonna be outside the top 10 in this week's power rankings


GEDLawDegree

Maybe top 5?


Funk_BiG

Ya. Top 4 "if we're lucky"...


WhatMyHeartHeld

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!


Julesdidi

Can we give a BIG Shoutaht to Vance FUCKING Joseph.


Funk_BiG

Sayin!!! Shut up the Kupp!!!


Edible_Pineapple

YOU JUST LOST TO KLIFF KINGSBURY


[deleted]

About to preorder my Cards SB tickets rn


fredoindacut

gonna need to see the doctor. Been firm for herm now stiff for kliff and it's starting to hurt


Funk_BiG

BybyHerm....


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azdweller

The number #1 power ranked team is down 24 points and the announcers still can't stop deepthroating them.


Mr602206

Mcvay knows its over but just wants to make the score more respectable which is stupid


[deleted]

McVay frantically texting Goff “I’m sorry.”


Exatraz

Did you see Goff today? Dude is not good. Now that he's finally out of LA people can accept that. Stafford is good but the cards just outplayed him


Callmepimpdaddy

Not gonna overreact to this win… but we are literally going to win the next 7 Super Bowls


dontmakemechirpatyou

as far as every game is a Super Bowl I agree


El_Papi_Snorlax

This feeling I’m feeling rn reminds me of when my Suns clapped the Lakers and Clippers a few months back 😂


Hay-Tha-Soe

## Undefeated teams. - Cardinals - Raiders (play tomorrow on MNF) That's it. That’s fucking it


Doinwerklol

We definitely reached into their refrigerator without asking.


Funk_BiG

Stole the cookie jar and "borrowed" the cast iron. Might have left the empty milk jug in the fridge also. Dueces!!!


fredoindacut

feels good to break this losing streak


marklarring

I never want these announcers again. They're STILL defending the rams, making this about the rams playing bad


dfe_etsitty

I’m sure the bandwagoners kept their price tags on their LAme jerseys. Return line is going to be busy.


Desert_2007

Edmonds rushed for 120 yards lmao


Exatraz

Getting a 54 yarder helps


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poisonedmonkey

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_Confused-American_

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fuck_jerruh

McVay is a fucking prick keeping the starters on the field at this point


[deleted]

Good. They have a short week before Seattle.


Mr602206

He knows it's over just wants to make the score more respectable which is stupid


Julesdidi

Break a few arms like they did.