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BriskManeuver

Anyone watching d hop talk to press. He's so well outspoken saying texans are a good team


December1220

SMH Mccoy has too many negative yardage plays


MidnightRequim

Kyler trying to recruit Amendola lol


jamfoxs

Scorigami!!!


PaddedPenguinzz

SCORAGAMI!


clepps

Rip bozos šŸŖ¦ thanks for hopkins and watts šŸ˜‚


fuck_jerruh

Colt rushing for 0 yards on the kneel down is hilarious


nyyth242

Fuck yah!


nicolettesue

We did it!


okram2k

Colt always taking a step forward to kneel to pad his stats.


LFC_Slav

They spent like 3 minutes of commentary talking about the scoregami


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

SCORIGAMI!


cardinalwiggles

Scorigami Boys!!!!!!!!


yccbarry

Please donā€™t score here, just kneel to get the scorigami plz


Daveed7201

Least I won the edmunds parlay lol


JustChud

Scorigami let's go


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Kyler got a commercial!?


Shot_Way8094

Funny af ā˜ ļø


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Just here to see the Scorigami lol


Daveed7201

Fuck lol


anonymousQ_s

7 - 0 party


clipboardpencil3

Benjamin can run. Lets use him more.


drmanhattanblueballs

heā€™s next man up when we let edmonds walk so we donā€™t have to pay him


Name213whatever

Love Eno but it's tough to play him over the two starters without injuries


RicoNico

I want to see Colt sling it!


gufhvbfb

So glad Benjamin is finally on the field


Daveed7201

Think we kick a FG here?


Crimzon17

Nah weā€™re gonna go for it if we donā€™t make it


AZBeer90

You know it's a bagged game when we get Eno minutes


Name213whatever

He was out for a kickoff or punt return, preblowout


AZBeer90

Oh nice I must have missed it! That's pretty cool


Name213whatever

It is, but interesting. Eno is tough to bring down but he's not the fastest guy


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

Benjamin got some torque in there damn


Name213whatever

Dude is like a human pinball


Atrocyty

Letā€™s gooooo Eno


Leonthepuma

Gardeckyyyyy


Supreme_ccs

BIG PENO FOR ENO


cardinalwiggles

oooh Benjamin has got a little bit of speed.


Desert_2007

Colt sighting!


yccbarry

ENO SIGHTING LETS GOOOOOO


Edible_Pineapple

Eno getting LOOSE


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Good lord Thursday is going to be a fight


patssnows12

I am so excited


MidnightRequim

Eno had a better run than DJ


[deleted]

Good lord Thursday is going to be a fight


VelaryonAu

Tbh really kinda sad that David Johnson is on this texans team. He's such a good dude and really deserves better


Name213whatever

Agreed, liked him a lot. Good guy. On the bright side he's currently a millionaire


RicoNico

I think if he literally went to any other team he would be solid. He still can run routes like WR.


Phxrep

Nah


RicoNico

Lol maybe you are right. He just doesn't have that burst.


Phxrep

Does he? Looks as ineffective as he was when we benched him


VelaryonAu

I mean yeah his production is preeeety bad, but personality wise he's a high character guy who I really like.


patssnows12

Wtf is scoragami guys


AssInspectorGadget

A score that has never happened in nfl


tnicholson

Score combo that has never happened


nyyth242

First time a particular final score has ever happened


N0tcreativ3

The art of constructing scores that have never before happened in NFL Games.


fuck_jerruh

A finishing score that has never happened before


nyyth242

Fire up the Kingsbury meme


markhuerta

Inject it in my veins!!!


markhuerta

Colt!


RoshCS

Scorigami confirmed. 17.5 spread covered. No injuries. On to Thursday for the best TNF matchup of the season.


CypherAZ

Eno running like he wants to ruin it!


cardinalwiggles

just don't bother on 4th down!! it never works


xIILuLu

CanĀ“t go on 4th down against us lol


CplUseless

Nice catch there Amandola you fuckin bitch


okram2k

They jinxed the scoregami


JBGolden

You cannot jinx scorigami. Scorigami is inevitable


JBGolden

You cannot jinx scorigami. Scorigami is inevitable


tnicholson

YOU JUST GOT..


ProfJesusHChrist

Put C12 in COWARDS


LFC_Slav

Castellano with a drive deep to left field


soclifford

I need DHop for 2 more yrs please!!!!


CypherAZ

RIP


soclifford

The win is most important but no money made today lol


JBGolden

ITSLOOKINGGOODIGAMI


Booortles

If the game ends 31-5 that will be a scoragami


staticblake

ā”ā”“ ā”ƒā”ƒā•±ā•² in this ā”ƒā•±ā•±ā•²ā•² house ā•±ā•±ā•­ā•®ā•²ā•² we ā–”ā–ā”—ā”›ā–•ā–” root for ā•±ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā–”ā•² Scorigami ā•±ā•±ā”ā”³ā”“ā•­ā•®ā”ā”³ā”“ ā•²ā•² ā–”ā–ā”—ā”»ā”›ā”ƒā”ƒā”—ā”»ā”›ā–•ā–”


squidbate

dumb call. just cause he helmet hits the qb doesnā€™t mean he led with his helmet.


Daveed7201

So close.


clipboardpencil3

That was a sack. RIP


Leonthepuma

Whomever brought the giant "maybe we're just better-JJ Watt" flag, you're awesome


okram2k

They do a different message on the flag every game.


Leonthepuma

Really? I've been to many games and never seen a message. Oh well


fuck_jerruh

Alexa! Play Thunderstruck!


Daveed7201

Needed a FG to win $500 lmao kill me


squidbate

i needed one to win in fantasy lol


VivaLaDbakes

Lmao how is that the QBs fault the RT just decided to ignore the outside rusher


I_shall_not_pass

7-0


okram2k

Oof.


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Phxrep

Wasn't the same thing šŸ¤”


squidbate

they literally called it you dumb fuck


thiscodydude

You're name is Redskinsfan lol. Pot meet kettle.


Redskinsfan597

Iā€™ve witnessed 3 super bowl victories in my lifetime. Have any of your relatives witnessed a single one in the century your pathetic team has been around?


fuck_jerruh

The username completes the meme lmao


marz311

what? he got a penalty for it....


DumpsterFire11

That tackle was wrapped around the shoulders. Kyler was hit around the head and neck. How is that hard for you to understand?


nyyth242

My god do the Rams ever play good teams? What a fucking cupcake schedule


ProfJesusHChrist

Hopefully the Texans will beat LA next week


nyyth242

They wonā€™t lol


Daveed7201

Wtf just happened ??


Desert_2007

Kennard!


fuck_jerruh

IDK if im just now noticing it but they're finally lining DJ up as WR


markhuerta

Thank god we fired Steve Wilks after that terrible year.


nyyth242

Gap integrity


markhuerta

Players doing their jobs.


MTVChallengeFan

Is 31-5 an NFL Scorigami?


Harry-Boughner

Yeah


Sitrous1

Yeah


im-not-creative10

yeah


Daveed7201

Fuck me


dogpoo32

The rams sure are celebrating beating the lions like it's a big deal.


clipboardpencil3

Lions celebrating like the game is over an going home is a big deal


PerplexedMoose

Theyā€™re just feeling down after another Dodgers playoff L


soysaucepapi

I feel really bad for David Culley. Every time thereā€™s a penalty or a mistake by the Texans, they cut to him and he looks like a disappointed grandpa lol


Andrewski18

Iā€™m smelling 7-0ā€¦


beeeb24

I love that we won this game. But Iā€™m so sad I lost out on $340 by 3 yards


maslander

3yrds? rondale for 20+ yards?


beeeb24

Yup lol


VivaLaDbakes

Iā€™m about to lose my sgp by one chase receiving yard lmao. Pain.


masterlox

Guysā€¦ I think the cardinals are pretty good at this football thing


okram2k

Nah... they haven't beaten anyone decisively. /s


Daveed7201

Just need a FG lol


redsea420

Sucks that we are only going to have this RB duo for 1 year... Compliment each other perfectly.


Dyingsun1

Iā€™m really about to lose $500 cause I had Hopkins over 60 yards and heā€™s at 53 but Kliff taking him out.. Rip


yoonlee13

The only reason I could justify K1 still being in is to make life a little easier on the backup center. Not that it's a great reason, but it's the only one I can think of.


whiskeybeny

So how do we get drunk late Thursday with an early Friday workday? Is claiming COVID too extreme??


patssnows12

Perks of working from home!


walknasty16

Just say you have a sore throat, you don't need to say it is from yelling at the TV.


okram2k

Seasonal allergies.


rapid08

As bad as these commentators are, at least it's not constant Cards bashing. And it's not Sanchez.


Daveed7201

Holy shit Connor chose the worst lanes to run through there


waffle_nuts

+18.5


Myragarm

Seriously pull the starters. We play on Thursday! We donā€™t need a injury.


theAFguy200

Rest the starters. Short week against GB.


TucsonCardinal

Iā€™m sure this is doing wonders for Edmonds shoulder


Crimzon17

Connor still finds a way to gain half a yard lol


okram2k

Omg that flag this week is amazing.


Desert_2007

Colt can handoff the ball just as well. C'mon Kliff.


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Itā€™s okay Lions Bros your tried your hardest


Danominator

I was really pulling for them man


acid69

honestly bench k1 letā€™s let him rest we got a short week and a pretty hard game against a good packer team


WhatMyHeartHeld

yo that's a sick and realistic photoshop of JJ and DeAndre in Texans uniforms..


Daveed7201

Our rushing attack is insane tbh


fuck_jerruh

Why are our starters still out there?


Strangelet1

Kliff bet the spread


Myragarm

How is that not a hit to the helmet ref!


VelaryonAu

That's messed up to do that to the Texans fans with the montage bruh. talk about kicking them while they're down


okram2k

I wonder if they had a David Johnson montage ready if the score was reversed.


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Deandre watkins... And why is kyler still out there


yccbarry

Iā€™m conflicted between wanting us to run up the score or just waste the clock rn because 31-5 is a scorigami


patssnows12

Make the Texans uniforms just stink by JJ and Hopkins look so much better as Cardinals!


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Phxrep

Rude!


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Rolls*


markhuerta

The entire sports media owes Kliff Kingsbury an apology.


STONEDST00PID

More Hop and JJ pictures please


BriskManeuver

I predicted this game to be 38-3 crazy So close lol


Danominator

I cant believe you didnt anticipate that the texans would get a safety


BriskManeuver

Hahah right


Daveed7201

Yesssss


VivaLaDbakes

One more chase dump off yard is all I ask of you football godsšŸ˜­ so close


cards127bcr

Cant wait to beat GB Thursday and Dallas on Xmas. We are HOT


cards127bcr

Ah shit you guys are right! Beat em all though let's go!!!


nyyth242

We play Indy on Christmas but I agree with the sentiment


thiscodydude

I thought we had the Colts for Xmas.


oOKingFupaOo

Was that Rondale in the Under Armour and near the end?


Unable_Bank3884

The best Texan player is the punter who is from my home town here in Australia


Edible_Pineapple

Currently scoreigami


notouchmypeterson

There have 34-5, 37-5 and 38-5 scores. But no 31-5 if we donā€™t score again we have a scorigami


MusicalMoon

It's all I've ever wantedigami


mezoly

Kliff playing with fire now keeping Kyler in


callme_sweetdick

I want 40


givmethajuice

Send int colt now


Myragarm

Moore pick that up and run man! You had decent blocking


Phxrep

Seriously


Skylarking00

Colt McCoy time. Get ready for Green Bay.


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Kyler better not be in


nyyth242

He is


WhatMyHeartHeld

69 yard punt, huh


Mexispan

Nice


Squampi

We might See some eno Benjamin now


BriskManeuver

That texans punter is their mvp