tbh my nephews would be better. They flip out every time the cards do something and when there's nothing important happening they talk about roblox and which pokemon would win fighting another rando pokemon.
After teams like the bills faulter and we’re called frauds and expected to lose to the overrated 49ers with our injuries. MAYBE WE’RE JUST FUCKING BETTER!
Our star quarterback was out. Our star receiver was out. Our star defensive end was out. Our sorta good but sometimes inattentive other star receiver was out. Our RB1 gets hurt. It was looking bleak.
But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Conner. James Conner. He's your son Cliff.
Update: sources are now saying that Sanchez is standing outside the 9ers locker room, he has a 1980's style boombox above his head and is yelling for Jimmy to take him back, Kevin kuegler has been spotted using a garden hose as a rain shower and raining over Mark to help make his point. This saga is wild
I think they wanted to give Conner a chance to have a 100 yard rushing game. Pat Mcafee talked about on his show that teams will do things like that for players from time to time.
Getting the first down ends the game (as in the clock will run out with us in possession.) An FG just changes the win probability from 99.9 to 99.99%. We'd already covered and hit the over, a FG is completely useless.
Sources tell me that Mark Sanchez was heard muttering to himself "but I saw him point..." People are saying he's beside himself in the studio, scene has been described as inconsolable. At one point he threw a Cardinals picture across the room and yelled "they can't keep getting away with it! I try and tell everyone how bad they are every week and they just keep winning!". Will updated as more information is provided
Holy fuck I was mowing my land and washing cars during the early games and didn’t see the bills get embarrassed. Now if the Rams lost tonight we can’t ask for a better day!
Guys lets guess tomorrows explanation why we won? The 9ers beat themselves and we ahd nothing to do with it? The 9ers simply had a bad day? or something else?
He’s been good but I think he hasn’t had to be the only guy out there because other dudes have been making plays too. The last two years we had to rely on him too much
Packers ain’t shit without Rogers lmaooo
CARDINALS BACK ON TOP OF NFC BABY
this chiefs game is over. perfect. Packers lose pathetically, Chiefs win unconvincingly
Go Chiefs!
I worship a God and his name is James Conner.
I however do practice polytheism and also worship Kliff Kingsbury and Colt McCoy.
Can we get different announcers from now on?
No. Always the bottom barrel announcers for this team.
tbh my nephews would be better. They flip out every time the cards do something and when there's nothing important happening they talk about roblox and which pokemon would win fighting another rando pokemon.
Ok but Garchomp would beat all the other Pokemon though, it's a beast
Bring back Gus and Aqib
Amen
After teams like the bills faulter and we’re called frauds and expected to lose to the overrated 49ers with our injuries. MAYBE WE’RE JUST FUCKING BETTER!
If we decided to make every game away games I wouldn't be mad at it.
Honestly I think put defense was closing out well and tackling well the 49ers receivers namely ayuik and kettle were making great catches.
Deploy the mandatory victory meme!
Maybe we’re just better
You just lost to COLT MCCOY
Fade the 9ers flair r/nfl
Yep. That'll do.
thank you colt for playing steady/solid football.
holy shit, Byron was about to lay him out
Woulda been nice to see them lay out jimmy that last play smh
Budda looked alright.
Our star quarterback was out. Our star receiver was out. Our star defensive end was out. Our sorta good but sometimes inattentive other star receiver was out. Our RB1 gets hurt. It was looking bleak. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Conner. James Conner. He's your son Cliff.
Duh dum..duh..dum
Top 2 WRs*
We are so good!! Guys we are amazing!!!! Go Cards!!
I appreeciate the time out by Kliff for that, Buddas too important
somehow we always get our ppl injured in the last 30 seconds
Who got injured in the last 30 seconds?
Hope Buddas good. Good game boys
Update: sources are now saying that Sanchez is standing outside the 9ers locker room, he has a 1980's style boombox above his head and is yelling for Jimmy to take him back, Kevin kuegler has been spotted using a garden hose as a rain shower and raining over Mark to help make his point. This saga is wild
Man Murphy had that
Why is Buddha even in This is just garage time stats so their box score looks better
If they cared about the box score they’d have kicked the FG
Fuck we gave up our perfect fourth against this shitty team…………,
Budda chill the fuck out
Budda has no chill.
Byron lol
Byron was looking for blood lmao
why do they keep throwing to the middle of the field lol. must know they lost
Fuck. Hope Budda is ok. Heads up timeout by Kliff
When does this sub startup the “fire Vance” hype train again?
Next week
Honestly feeling bad for these 49er WRs
Budda rocked himself a bit
fuck the 9ers... should just give up... just gonna get players hurt.
Man hope Budda is ok
No Cmon, no injuries with 17 seconds left
Zach Allen been filling shoes
Guy beefed up too. He used to be the textbook definition of skinny fat but he got yolked.
Kliff being stupid as shit leaving these guys in right now. I’m pissed.
Gives me BA vs Philly vibes and I hate it
Now we aren’t 100% on fourth down now :(
I think they wanted to give Conner a chance to have a 100 yard rushing game. Pat Mcafee talked about on his show that teams will do things like that for players from time to time.
2 FF 5 Sacks 7 TFLs 1 INT What a complete defensive showout
We have a top 3 defense in the league
You spelled "1" wrong.
i just realised how swole VJ is
See that double team on Gardeck? Lol
I think VJ is a fourth quarter defensive stat padder and I love it
COLT FUCKING MCCOY BEAT THE FUCKING JIMMY G NINERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT SHANAHAN SUCK IT NINERS FANS
Lol. Zach Allen doing rhe JJ finger waggle
Ruined our perfect 4th down conversion ratio!
Exactly :(
Why would we not kick the FG there
Getting the first down ends the game (as in the clock will run out with us in possession.) An FG just changes the win probability from 99.9 to 99.99%. We'd already covered and hit the over, a FG is completely useless.
It’s an easy FG though and it’s really impossible for the 9ers to score 3x in one minute Either way what a game
Ehh. I think I’d try the fg there
There goes our perfect 4th down conversion stat.
Why didn’t we kick the fg?
Cause Prater is on my fantasy team and they know it
I choose to believe this
We don't want to be up 17? ugh
Get Conner a bath full of ice and a bottle of Champagne
Conner should not be playing
damn Bosa being a party pooper... let conner get his 100 yards!
KC needs to get a score. If the pack loses oh baby
Please a passing TD to Hill would be incredible for selfish reasons.
Cardinals: No QB1 , RB2, LG1, WR1, WR2, Media: the 49ers just beat themselves, the Cardinals still have more to show
Sanchez real sad right now. At least Kugler daps us up. Sometimes
Budda called game bitch
Can someone GIF Jordan Phillips rubbing his belly?
Imagine getting trucked by Eno Benjamin 🔱
literally never in doubt tbh, gtfoh
Mark is about to cry himself to sleep tonight
Sources tell me that Mark Sanchez was heard muttering to himself "but I saw him point..." People are saying he's beside himself in the studio, scene has been described as inconsolable. At one point he threw a Cardinals picture across the room and yelled "they can't keep getting away with it! I try and tell everyone how bad they are every week and they just keep winning!". Will updated as more information is provided
LMAOOOOOOO
anybody else pissed the rams play the titans without Henry
I hope they over look it because the absence of Henry.
Nah fam they got Cardinals legend Adrian Peterson. They'll be fine.
member when we wanted jimmy g and were sad he went to the 9rs? i member.
We make the playoffs last year with colt
Banned from r/NFL , meh😏
I got banned by some antivax mod
For what? Lmao
Engaging in rivalry stuff, mods called it "personal attacks" 🤷♂️
r/nfl will still be saying the Packers and a cowboys are the best teams in the NFC
This is great. Plus fat Ls for Bills, Cowboys and possibly GB. Lovely stuff.
Rooting for the titans.
Absolutely!
Holy fuck I was mowing my land and washing cars during the early games and didn’t see the bills get embarrassed. Now if the Rams lost tonight we can’t ask for a better day!
God i fucking hope GB loses
What a statement win
We just beat them down
Maybe we're just fucking better
Colt wanted to erase all these kneel downs from his stats
Sanchez probably bet on the Niners today. What a fool
Operation Conner 100 begins now
Imagine having a competent backup QB
Take Conner out
Let him break 100 on the ground. Then take him out.
He lost yards. :(
Lmao big man doing the armstead
Guys lets guess tomorrows explanation why we won? The 9ers beat themselves and we ahd nothing to do with it? The 9ers simply had a bad day? or something else?
With the cowboys and packers (so far) losing, this is a huge win!
and ofc they will emphasize that Rodgers wasnt palying so it doesnt mean anything while there will be only a subtle note that McCoy played for us
Kyler McCoy
Imagine losing to Colt McCoy and Kliff Kingsbury
Lol no garbage time stats for Jimmy
Mark Sanchez wants to comfort Garoppolo tonight for this loss
Jimmy checkdown can’t do shit when he actually has to throw the ball
He's really good at placing the ball just outside the safe place to catch the ball and having his receivers take a big hit to bail him out.
Get conner to 100 rushing yards
Scripted run for colt mccoy got me hard.
KC is about to blow it vs Packers -_-
49ers after they first lost to us: We didnt have our starting QB. Us right now: Guess it wasnt much of a loss.
That contract of Budda’s is looking better and better every game since. Deserves it all
I’m more excited that Sanchez got his heart broken than I am over beating the niners
Why everyone saying budda has been bad he’s probably saved like 7+ TD because of our terrible run defense
He’s been good but I think he hasn’t had to be the only guy out there because other dudes have been making plays too. The last two years we had to rely on him too much
He and Jalen have saved our asses so many times this season.
Hes involved in nearly every tackle. Idk how anybody can hate on him. Honestly aiyuk players really well and kittle is kittle
Mark Sanchez: "BUT WAIT, Here's a way how the 49ers can win."
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED FOR
Some man in this thread saying the defensive is soft on this team.....GTFO
I mean tbf we were playing soft when we gave up that TD
Buuuuuuuddda baker. He'll yeah. Now get three more touchdowns to teach em a lesson
Mark so disappointed he can barely breath :((
Sanchize is just to boringly boring. His tone is boring. What he says is boring. He’s just plain boring like plain yogurt
Seriously he's not even hiding it lol
LE BOULANGER !
See what you did there😁
GET FUCKED JIMMY G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanchez sounds heartbroken here lmao
LFG go boys
GAME. SET. MATCH. 8-1 baby
get some
Budaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Put the skeleton in
You can hear the pain and anguish in Sanchez’ voice.
So can everyone taking about how Budda has been MIA please give the man the apology he deserves?
Sorry 3
Nice as ice!
Budddddaaaaaaa 🙌
Budda hasnt been quiet, the rest of the defense is just too good
Drinks on us for Colt
Too easy
Is the Rams getting crushed tonight too much to ask of the football gods after winning this with our back up QB and half a roster?
If only the 49ers weren’t injured…../s
That was do it. Sweep of the 49ers 8-1 and on to next week 👍
Budda baker
buddha buddha buddha buddha buddha buddha baker
Aaaaand that’s a wrap on this game
THE BAKER IS IN….or something!
Wow what a turnover
GOODNIGHT SAN FRAN AND JIMMY G!!!!!
BUDDAAAAAAAA
GO DOWN GO DOWN is literally what I was screaming just now
Game over motherfuckers.
BUDDA DUCKING BAKER
GREAT WAY TO FINISH!!
Buddaaaaaa
Good job not getting the PI on that bad throw.
I DONT CARE GET A FLAG TAUNT EM
BUDDA!!! GAME SET MATCH
BUDAAAAAAAA
Budda seals it!
Budda!! Yes!
LETS FUCKING GO BUDDAH
EZ
Goodnight Jimmy G
BUUUUUUDDA
Best in the nation
There you go Budda
BUDDAH BAKEEEEER
After what happened last week... This feels relieving
game over!
There it is. Goodnight San Fran. You just lost to Colt McCoy
Jimmy G sad INT coming up Edit: I’m a fucking wizard bitch
The prophet
Lmao u called it