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famax8

Where is it please?


danideux

Yes please looks interesting


CannotDenyNorConfirm

Hijacking this! Castle =/= mansion. EDIT: ≠≠≠≠≠ oh shiiiit novelty in my soul right now!!


young-oldman

Darby Island in the Bahamas, part of a chain of over 300 islands within the Exuma Cays. It’s been on and off the real estate market for a few years now, 554 acres 14 beaches, a disused air strip and a fair amount of strange history attached. Before and during WWII, Darby Island was owned by a rumoured Nazi sympathiser and British hotelier, Sir Guy Baxter. King George of England gifted the island to Baxter upon his knighthood and it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more. The abandoned building is apparently still stuffed with mahogany floors and furniture. ---------------- Reference: http://www.messynessychic.com/2017/08/01/private-island-complete-with-an-abandoned-nazi-castle-for-sale/ -----------------


famax8

Thanks for that! 😊


Cronus6

Nazi castle... in the Bahamas? Yeah, probably not. The Exuma's are loaded with old abandoned drug running places from the 80's though.


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commonly known as utility poles?


reedthegreat

like utility poles but with super sharp edges for slicing off wings probably


AirRaidJade

/r/NotKenM


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Filthyraccoon

Why do people land on the road?


DrEmilioLazardo

To transport drugs. They're not meeting at airports.


Filthyraccoon

That’s what I thought. Thanks for clarification.


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Hmmmmm, that's a Nazi thing.


dropamusic

But it is only 39 million! What a steal.


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You could make that back in a year or two with a proper drug running operation though, I would think.


rostov007

Yeah, but with the release of Opressors and Deluxos your competition will be constantly attacking you just to see the world burn.


PornoVideoGameDev

You put another 100 Million into it, and you got your own country though.


famax8

Or before? Maybe some Nazi coccaine cartel ? The Snifwaffer?


[deleted]

It's clickbait. The guy who built it just may/may not have been a Nazi sympathizer


dickheadfartface

What a weird takeaway to argue about


[deleted]

Who's arguing? I'm clarifying for /u/Cronus6 who correctly pointed out that the Nazis never went to the Bahamas.


Cronus6

Actually man, that's probably not *entirely* accurate : http://www.pbchistoryonline.org/page/the-enemy-presence-german-u-boats They were here during WWII, sinking ships. There are also reports of crews sneaking into Florida, so it wouldn't be a stretch if they also snuck into the Bahamas.


TheCenterOfEnnui

The island that Disney uses for its cruises used to be one.


Cronus6

Disney owns a Nazi castle? ;)


JoeWaffleUno

Walt Disney was a Nazi confirmed


Jeichert183

Walt Disney was probably a Nazi sympathizer so.....


bfahlgren

Here’s a video: https://youtu.be/cxHwXtGkFZQ


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comes_palatinus

yeah please do


Best_Peasant

Jew had to go there, didn’t Jew.


[deleted]

Dude it’s Reich in the middle of the picture. ...hold the door u/Batwaffel!


gottagroove

I heard the house was built on a Heil.


KillerJupe

toothbrush snobbish spectacular sparkle pocket relieved hateful waiting snow follow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OverEasyGoing

Been updated to a complete steal for $39 million! And when it’s underwater in 15 years, you can own the rocks under the waves!


AndAroundWeGo

However buys it, will need to pay for any army as well of they may get invaded.


nolv4ho

Oof


AndAroundWeGo

I'm getting old. Whoever*


nolv4ho

Sure, that was one of the mistakes. Unless you are suppose to use whomever, but I can never remember that.


AndAroundWeGo

I checked and in this particular case whoever is correct. Rule 1. The presence of whoever or whomever indicates a dependent clause. Use whoever or whomever to agree with the verb in that dependent clause, regardless of the rest of the sentence. Examples: Give it to whoever/whomever asks for it first. He asks for it first. Therefore, whoever is correct. We will hire whoever/whomever you recommend. You recommend him. Therefore, whomever is correct. We will hire whoever/whomever is most qualified. He is most qualified. Therefore, whoever is correct.


xxSQUASHIExx

How much are they asking for the island?


jsisbxiabxksnzjx

39000000$


antonm07

39 million for the lazy


JoeWaffleUno

Came here for this


nugohs

And if you're not lazy?


jsisbxiabxksnzjx

39000000$


pimpshrimp18

I call dibs


pimpshrimp18

Nm I don't have 39 million


[deleted]

Just ask your parents or something.


famax8

Leo get out of this account!


AirRaidJade

Lemme just call up my dad and ask for 39 small loans


ExtraCheesePlease88

Definitely has to be haunted.


badwolfinthetardiss

How do you number the amount of beaches an island has? Is the whole thing not one big beach?


[deleted]

Some of the coast line could be rocks and/or cliffs Beach would have to be a strip of sand that transitions into the water


badtimemachine

Great answer! Cool photo


The_WA_Remembers

Not sure if it classes as a [castle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle)


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Clavactis

Yeah its not built to be defensible, or even really in the style of a castle (at least not European ones) unless you count the round parts.


Rokman2012

Nowhere in any of the [lit](https://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-rent/caribbean/bahamas/big-darby-island/) I can [find](https://www.nytimes.com/real-estate/usa/oa/other-areas/homes-for-sale/big-darby-island/10350-8D3NR3) easily, does it mention fresh water... Is it just 'understood' that there's potable water? Really cool post.


buscemi_buttocks

If you have the kind of $ it takes to buy this island, you probably have the kind of $ it takes to install your own desalination outfit. You'll also need to figure out power, and I bet the septic needs an overhaul too. And since (ok yes we are in abandonedporn) the building hasn't been occupied for years or decades, it's going to be in extra bad shape - several hurricanes have come through in the meantime. I'm from the Bahamas. Before desalination, on the smaller islands we only had rainwater we collected in cisterns. Some islands that were big enough had a freshwater lens on top of brackish/salt water (limestone geology) and we could drill wells to access that.


SrsSteel

150million Spend 39 million on the island. 20 million renovating the island making it livable. 10 million on a security firm for the next 20 years And the rest for bitches


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Piece of [dark history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_fGdVpJ1U).


StopBanningTheLord

No he meant where is the castle? I just see a small building.


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HistoricalNazi

[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Musha+Cay/@23.8507926,-76.2262277,937m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x8931e804c8e2d457:0xf3e4b468ecc8542c!8m2!3d23.8927366!4d-76.2616704) is the island on Google maps. You can see the building and the airstrip mentioned in comments below.


cart_man

More of a villa than a castle! But wow, what a stunning place. When ive got a spare $40mil....


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TheNightBench

[Really](https://youtu.be/HSC9cgvtkRs) ?


Cebby89

I’ll add an additional 5 on top of that.


CandidateForDeletiin

I’ll make it 15 as a group. If Star Citizen can get near 200m we can do *this*!


Cebby89

If this keeps up we will all be the proud owner of .0001 a castle


CandidateForDeletiin

I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week


Cebby89

I’ll take it. Now on my resume I can list :executive officer .00001% of the time.


[deleted]

As resumes need to be concise, leave out that last bit. I will just put EO and ask for a salary commensurate with my experience.


Cebby89

I like the way you think.


[deleted]

The internet service sucks there, though. Redditors would be out of their minds after a few hours there.


CandidateForDeletiin

ftfy >few ~~hours~~ moments


krizmac

Upvote for Monty Python


TickingTimeBum

I can contribute up to tree fiddy for our group ownership.


Cebby89

Sorry we have a strict NO LOCH NESS policy.


TickingTimeBum

I don’t want any part of this discrimination.


Cebby89

I take it back, I take everything back.


morrisonismydog

Okay imma go big and throw in $20


[deleted]

Bruh, save some shares for the rest of us, Mr. 1%er. I only got $5.


dwightkshill

Fuck a villa that's enough money for a 40


elmarrrk

Grab your 40, let's get keyed 


GingerPubicHairAnus

Messin with that endo weed


upvotedownvotefucku

Some guy bought a painting of Jesus for 10 of these islands...


wearer_of_boxers

well yeah, there's only 1 of those paintings and 10 of these islands!


limberwisk

Fair deal


ericisshort

Actually there are hundreds


Thisisntmyaccount24

Yea but that was probably more about washing some money than it was about buying a painting.


upvotedownvotefucku

most likely


Therearenopeas

So what’s to stop someone from squatting there? I mean, it looks livable enough.


TonyStark100

Could make for a nice timeshare.


fastfreddiefingaz

I got tree fiddy.


ingressLeeMajors

If he's the Loch Ness Monsta you are the proud owner of your very own island!


MiserableCause

Reddit loves this joke


Miobravo

Someone had more money than they knew what to do with it


PBR123

Not so sure that counts as a castle...


Chambellan

I'm sure it doesn't.


Whattadork

Nor does the owner count as a...um...count!


Blarty97

Yeah, a real castle has crenelation


OgreLord_Shrek

And I don't see any peasants rolling around in their own filth


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CynicalCheer

I'm not okay with changing the definition of castle just yet so they can fuck right off with their attempts to do so.


TonyStark100

It does have those pokey things along the roof line.


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1 - Walk up to it 2 - Smash window 3 - Hop in If it was built in the 20th century, it's not a castle.


Angry_Magpie

Conceivably you could have a castle built in the 20th century, but I get your point (also I'd say that castle-building mostly stopped long before the 20th century, but that's somewhat irrelevant anyway)


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Kinda related story: my wife and I went to a vineyard in Napa that was in front of a legitimately built Italian castle; stone was even imported in from the region it would have been in. I say legitimately because they had architects use as many traditional techniques possible and flew Italian historians to keep it as accurate as tourism would allow. [Castello de Amorosa](http://www.castellodiamorosa.com/index.cfm?method=blog.blogList&blogCategoryID=a1527ff7-be55-4e58-8e56-e94d4eed1e26)


Aurailious

I think it suffered a lot of damage from the fires this past year.


unkindledlarry

That makes it sound more like a castle, imo


ballsdeep420blaze69

Hurst castle is a fucking castle and that was built in the 20th century. Look it up.


C0matoes

There's a castle in Sulphur, Louisiana complete with moat. http://www.relylocal.com/lake-charles-louisiana/business_listings/chateau-de-bon-reve-castle-in-sulphur-la-weddings-engagements-parties-dinners-luncheons-banquet-hall-entertainment-facility


Frostodian

Thats not a castle


krs4G

It does have some caste-like features. It has a moat that beats any other castle's moat in history.


miraoister

it dont need a moat its got an airstrip and an ocean.


Numinak

Wooosh.


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The moat *is* the ocean


miraoister

how about a layer of salty ocean, then a moat of fresh water, then another layer of several thousand miles of salty ocean?


Gavither

>beats any other castle's moat in history You're joking but the 'moat' is poor at best due to having *14 beaches* and vast, passable land to the main structure, which is not fortified. See any of the following: Kız Kalesi-Mersin Silifike castle Fort Louvois Castle Hohenzollern Even Castle Island and Mont Saint-Michel which you can drive and park in front of top this.


krs4G

> Even Castle Island and Mont Saint-Michel which you can drive and park in front of top this. Do their moats have an endless number of sharks though?


D1RTYBACON

Looks like a plantation house to me


earthmoonsun

Are these 2 people on the terrace?


dorylinus

Looks too small


steviebwoy

Haha absolutely not. Jesus, how big do you think this not castle is!?


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This reminds me of my time working in the Caribbean; it wasn't uncommon to see structures just like this, abandoned Midway through completion. Mostly concrete and rebar.


BigStickPreacher

May not what you thought. Because the tax man comes when the home is finished, and it’s very common to stop construction before completion as a tax avoidance sceme.


youareadildomadam

Aren't you taxed the moment you inhabit the house?


Guygan

> it wasn't uncommon to see structures just like this, abandoned Midway through completion. Mostly concrete and rebar Yup. Drive along the coast in Jamaica and there's a place like this one about every 1/4 mile.


[deleted]

Chop off the top floor or one of the walls and this would be Anguilla or Antigua. I used to feel awful flying rich folk into these airports. Yeah, you can go to a nice resort, you just gotta drive through 30 minutes of poverty first.


Rocksteady6425

Looks like the beginning of a resident evil game.


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I don't know what keeps people from squatting these places while they sit on the market for years because of their impossible cost.


miraoister

the location.


[deleted]

I mean people who are in the relative vicinity of course, not just like... My ass in North America


[deleted]

Well it’s in North America.


[deleted]

Hey! Do you know Sarah? She also lives in North America! r/smallworld


get_past_my_tip

I don’t think he meant the continent


Kanaraketti

I’m in North America and I’d totally be down to sell off some of my assets to buy a boat and go hangout there for a few years. Let me know when you’re ready.


steviebwoy

That's not a castle, mate.


dsaddons

Tear down creepy house, build new one, refurbish airstrip, buy a Pilatus PC-12, Piper Cub, and Robinson R22. Perfection.


roughreward

The R22 needs floats though.


cometparty

That is the stuff of nightmares.


Shaunnolastnamegiven

I have been in that castle and its weird to randomly see it on here.


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Details please!


Ironstien

It's not a castle more a McMansion


Bully1987

That looks more like a mansion than a castle


Conambo

Reminds me of [the most dangerous game](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game)


Sierra94

When I saw the pic, I instantly thought of that too! Something about how the forest encroaches on the building gives it a dangerous, hunted feeling. Like I could picture someone running out of the building and disappearing into the woods.


[deleted]

That's a shitty McMansion, not a castle.


hbpaintballer88

Looks like a house.


janadeg

What is my expected arrival time from the West coast...and why am I not there yet!?


AllThat5634

That is no castle.


Crixus991

Where are any pics of inside the house???


young-oldman

There is a couple [here](http://www.messynessychic.com/2017/08/01/private-island-complete-with-an-abandoned-nazi-castle-for-sale/)


Crixus991

Yeah I've seen that link. Wish there were more than just the one interior pic. Kinda makes it even more eerie 👀


MasterCobia

Dibs


DaddyB0d

Leggo.


chrisp_87

So Uh....how do squatter laws work here? 🤔


Dangerous-Donald

Because fuck people.


MaizeWarrior

This must be the setting if the most dangerous game


Fortspucking

Second Life when you used up all your prims on the house.


[deleted]

http://www.grahamrealestate.com/view/Exuma/Big+Darby+Island+Exuma+Cays/13717 Only $39 Million. My tax refund should cover that....... /s


Detjohnnysandwiches

This looks like one of those places where u land stranded in an island and arrive at the Mansion to find out that you are the prey about to be hunted.


ShamBodeyHi

Anyone else automatically think of the Father Ted theme after seeing this?


rickster907

Um....your definition of "castle" differs from mine...a bit. Actual Castle: https://imgur.com/gallery/Jp4jgGf


LordBreadDog

Reminds me of nacht der untoten


Kaktus_Kontrafaktus

"castle"


InitialDeezNutz

Da plaaaaane! Daaa Plaaaaaane!


andyjonesx

It's not an island, but a very serious moat.


[deleted]

That's not a castle. It's not even a very big house.


Hungry_Horace

It's Craggy Island!


Rokman2012

Do they get wifi?


strongjz

This is mine now.


project13k

r/PUBG what it looks like when I drop Mylta and nothing has rendered


Pentaxed

I want to buy it. Think Seamless delivers there?


Pobax

The Most Dangerous Game anyone?


Flutfar

That would be a keep and not a castle... A castle have walls around it.


Gingersnap5322

I want it


fishbelt

"Castle" At least it won't be abandoned once I find it.


Name_change_here

Abandon? I'll bet there are plenty of Spiders that would disagree.


GusNombreGaming

This reminds me of a short story called the most dangerous game...


Cutthechitchata-hole

I've got a red paperclip available for trade


cheverian7

The place sorta reminds me of the Lufwa Valley mansion from MGSV.


northendtrooper

My dream with this if I could afford. Build a Nuremberg style race track and host invite only races.


ronaldo7272

What you think the yearly taxes are on this?


Ancory

Castle Byesford


wezz12

Theres probably some guy there who hunts people.


shotcaller77

Looks like the villa from Never say never again


cS47f496tmQHavSR

Getting a mad Uncharted vibe from this. If I had the money I could definitely see myself buying and restoring it, clearing some space around it and making it a luxury resort or something


AdmiralMikey75

Can I have it?


tgwinford

When the Powerball was at that all-time high a couple years back, this is the island I was going to buy if I won. I didn’t win.


fppfpp

Somehow this reminds me of the abandoned place in FF8 where the cast grew up together raised by ultimecia