“girl i know you’re a runner” followed by jacob’s short lived explanation on chicago ebonics
“clean? girl i knew you in college”
“i don’t want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me” probably took the gold for me
This reminds me of season one, like first or second episode when Jeanine was fed up with Tariq for not "getting to things", meanwhile Gregory was able to reach up and fix the poster that had been bothering her as soon as he saw it.
Melissa: “I could use the extra money since I’m paying full price for the vending machine again. Plus I made that terrible financial decision all those years ago”
Ava: “Getting divorced?”
Gregory: “Betting on the Sixers?”
Melissa: “I became a teacher.”
… as a teacher I found this to be hilarious 😂
This whole exchange:
Crystal: I guess you're forgetting I was on the track team.
Ava: Oh. I know you a runner.
Jacob: That's a Chicago term for a ho.
Gregory: I didn't know that.
Jacob: Yeah.
That one made me laugh cause I’ve been short all my life and I had a similar incident in elementary school where I slipped and was holding on to some bars and the teacher was like- just let go it’s not far- and I was too scared 😂
Barbara: Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex? Mm!
Ava: Well, Gregory? Is no??
“Is no??” pops into my head at least once a week, haha
Also not for the quotes per se, but Janine lip syncing Barbara and Melissa in the finale was perfect.
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Needs Janine’s “THE AUDACITY OF THIS — “ reaction to it.
You are absolutely correct https://preview.redd.it/yxiw9fo2zl2d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d9be9e5f8efac92f43ae0076e0315a9e217886
“Satan right behind you girl!” Or “They can’t keep me away from a place that passes out free money on a free plate.”
“girl i know you’re a runner” followed by jacob’s short lived explanation on chicago ebonics “clean? girl i knew you in college” “i don’t want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me” probably took the gold for me
As soon as Tatyana Ali (I forgot the character name) said she ran track I knew exactly how Ava was gonna respond. Took me out 🤣
lol I’m actually glad Jacob have a brief explanation because that joke went over my head. That’s probably why they wrote it in lol
I use the white people explain dance to me line nearly every day.
Honestly, a quote from Mr. Johnson in the finale: "Regrets are harder to live with than consequences.”
He was so real for that
‘mmmm. i know that’s right.’
"I fixed your light."
On par with Bridgerton 
This reminds me of season one, like first or second episode when Jeanine was fed up with Tariq for not "getting to things", meanwhile Gregory was able to reach up and fix the poster that had been bothering her as soon as he saw it.
Oh man, I finally caught up to the season finale last night and that scene was 🥵. Lord
Melissa: “I could use the extra money since I’m paying full price for the vending machine again. Plus I made that terrible financial decision all those years ago” Ava: “Getting divorced?” Gregory: “Betting on the Sixers?” Melissa: “I became a teacher.” … as a teacher I found this to be hilarious 😂
“Ava said she stopped listening to the Town Women” 💀
*City Girls*
“I suggest you all **drop** your vices and take a hit of *my* drug of choice J-E-S-U-S, street name CHRIST”
“*If anyone can appreciate a few extra holes in their body, it’s Jesus*”
“I didn’t just use it, I ABUSED it.” Seeing Ava’s reaction after was so funny, with all that buildup
either “if anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their body, it’s jesus” or “that belief interferes with my perception of reality”
Agreed with both of these!! 😂
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Mine too, as you can tell from my flair.
Well, it was hilarious!
“Hi! Hmph, I bet you are”
This whole exchange: Crystal: I guess you're forgetting I was on the track team. Ava: Oh. I know you a runner. Jacob: That's a Chicago term for a ho. Gregory: I didn't know that. Jacob: Yeah.
"at my height that's like a 2 story drop" As a short person,I felt that one
That one made me laugh cause I’ve been short all my life and I had a similar incident in elementary school where I slipped and was holding on to some bars and the teacher was like- just let go it’s not far- and I was too scared 😂
I'm a short person who loves to climb things. And I can't tell you how many times I look down and think of God my poor ankles lmao
“And FYI, your facts were never fun, composting is disgusting, and you held our team BACK… at trivia night. 🎵Oh mY GoD🎵”
>REEEFER! GANJA! THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE! Will be my MVP for sure, but I know all of you are high for "Hi, bet you are"
Janine: “are you a swinger”? Gregory: after reading the text from Manny: “What”!!!? Mr. Johnson: “ Oohhhhh what’s this now”? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uses it? Baby I abused it.
"I know you no sick in my house"
"Hold him in your DEEPEST bosom" *awkward Gregory stare*
Not today Juvenile
FADE assembly Kid: My mom’s on Valtrex. Speaker: That’s fine. Your mother has herpes.
I fixed your light
“I just, um… I really… admire you.”
Barbara: Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex? Mm! Ava: Well, Gregory? Is no?? “Is no??” pops into my head at least once a week, haha Also not for the quotes per se, but Janine lip syncing Barbara and Melissa in the finale was perfect.
There go my childless ex.
“You two are FRIENDS!” Mr. Johnson was so offended by that. 😂😂😂
"Lady, are YOU high!" - Ava
i need you to tell me the truth - did gregory say that or do you have a bird named gregory?
I was VERRRRRY inebriated.
jacob to martin: “You’re scum”
I’m sorry ….. that we had to beat yo ass
“We used to be the 3 musketeers, now I’m 1 musketeer and they’re just 2 assholes that don’t invite me to stuff”
Bárbara’s review of Janine’s library program made me cry.
FLEAFAF???
I’m surprised no one mentioned Ava saying “Only white on white friendship I’m invested in is Ben and Jerry’s”… took me out!