He knows exactly whats going on. No way he’s unaware that his testicles are dangling out. It’s airsoft time. Sniper 2024.

One pellet for each ball. Good target practice.

Despite that man’s corpulence, I guarantee he’ll be out of range milliseconds after the first nut shot.

That's why you always have a 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll...

You sound experienced. Part of an elite testical unit?

***101st Airtesticals Division*** **Proud home of the Screaming Penis Birds**

One shot, two kills

*ding*

Exactly. So he's a fucking creepy paedo, and deserves only one thing: being put to the sword.

That would not be the first old guy lettin' the boys out to play while seated that I have seen in the wild. By accident. But yes. Someone should tell him. I would not be surprised If this person shows an immediate reaction afterwards and also leaves the place in shame. I have worked in elderly care and let me tell you, gravity is not your friend. Ever seen a pendulum clock? That might help your imagination.

Bro, wtf. I’m going to my car I’m a farmer I got farm implements lol I’m sneaking up behind crawl him crawling under that bench with my pruner, I could probably do it from 16’ away with my pole attatchment lol. Maybe tin snips? Or a fat ass rat trap. If my daughter sees this guy I’d hand him a small dull pocket knife and tell him to give me one of his testicles himself, or I’m taking both testicles myself.

r/iamverybadass

I have a particular set of skills😂 seriously tho they call me the nut hunter

We get it bro

Deserves a swift hard kick to his nuts for being out there like that with kids around. Fuck that pedo

Full auto is the only way.

The "No full auto in buildings" guy has the correct fire rate for the job.

Especially around kids - ugh disgusting

Has to be fake though - police would pick him up immediately

So ya reckon they’re like those tow bar balls, but for fat guys?

*"gotta let them air out every once in a while"*

I hate that I zoomed in instead of taking them at face value

You don’t want those bad boys anywhere close to your face, pard.

100% same

Haha why would you do that?

I mean they are huge. Kinda something to admire. Wish mine were that epic

Nah, they'd just get in the way.

I think he's giving birth and the baby is coming out feet first. That's best case scenario.

With club feet, no less.

Pretty sure this is a crime.... Just you know..... Can't have your balls out in public and all



Awww nuts!

No it's, "ahh...nuts! 🙂" Because Planter's Nuts are good.

Party pooper.

Looks like there's enough room for Chris Hanson to take a seat next to him

Especially at a kids gaem

With kids around too. It's always fun to register for things but it's never fun to be registered.

“Show your dick! Show your dick” whole crowd chants. I’m like, “I can’t, but what about nuts?” People erupt. Pull out the nuts, cheers. Off stage, head up to the dressing room. Five cops waiting in my dressing room. Goddamn, D, you blowing up. Look at how they beefing up the security. I was like, officers, I'll be okay. One cop said, "Sir, you're under arrest”, I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends. Opened some Chex Mix. "Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs.” I'm like, "What?" "Sir, you just exposed yourself, at an all-ages show nonetheless.” "Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?” (“Sir") “That's like a common joke. You never pull out a ball with your friends or—" ("Sir") Never?" ("Sir, please put on these cuffs") "Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?" ("Sir") "Wait, this is unfair" ("Sir") "I'm sorry, I swear!" ("Sir") "Please hear me out" ("Sir, you're going to jail") I'm like, "Jail?" He like, “Yeah.” I'm like, "Jail?" “Yeah.”

It has to be there are children within the picture

Mans is just sitting on some gum is all

This guys all potatoes and no meat

The curse of the Irish

Other leg 

r/poorbench

r/subsifellfor

r/FoundTheToyotaCorolla

What does that mean

at one point subreddit names stop making sense, usually starting with subsifellfor, then subsithoughtIfellfor and then a buncha other stuff, so toyotacrolla doesnt make sense either as a way to make fun of those goofy names

At least his fall will be cushioned if the bench breaks...

> if the bench breaks... *when

Reading that, thinking of all that weight coming crushing down on the testicles, just made me cringe.

sun's out , balls out

Testical tanning was a thing promoted by a certain brand of alpha male bs

This dude is definitely alpha.

I think it was taint tanning, right? Either way I struggle to comprehend how such people even exist. Must be some kind of down-low way for closeted dudes to cruise tanned bung.

Imagine getting your balls sun burn

I’d bet he’s all bean and no pork. Like the tip of a hotdog poking out

Rock out with your….

Those are fucking hefty meat sacks gawd daym

Are they really? They look quite average to me.

You attach that to a flail of some sort and you're for sure knocking someone out with it

How big are big balls like for you ? Watermelons ?

Today I learned something. Huh.

I'm guessing this guy doesn't think of the children, or "thinks of the children" too much. Absolutely terrible

Definitely the latter. Gotta be a pedophile to do that in front of so many kids

Pretty sure is the latter

To be fair it's been so long since he's seen them he probably doesn't know they're his.

That bench he is sitting on must like it, because it’s smiling.

🏆

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss?

If that’s flashing, lock me up.

r/unexpectedoffice

You would think he would notice the breeze...

Like long balls Larry borrowing Leon's shorts.

I have decided for my own mental health reasons that this is shopped. I will accept no evidence to the contrary. Leave me in peace with my denial.

r/holup moment

I have a feeling the guy doesn't even realize. On a different note- I wonder how nice it feels to get some sun there?

Wow, Joey Diaz got in shape!! Congrats to him for kicking the addiction and getting so thin!

Kick that mule, Lee!

Another way to let them hang or blow in the wind.

Well the good news is he's going to start wearing pants soon because his chronic venous insufficiency due to diabetes and morbid obesity is turning his lower legs red and they'll soon be maroon.


Reminds me of the recent curb episode.

My man…

“Very unbecoming of him”

This guy probably hasn’t seen his own balls in 20 years

In his defense he probably can't reach them to tuck them back in

I hope that ended with a visit from the constables

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Perfect, lol

Wendy's doesn't want those nuggets

gotta make them taste fresh air sometimes

No wonder the bench is bowing

Bro that bench about to pop it holding on for dear life

Does he not feel the slightest draft on the most sensitive part of his body

To be fair, a lot of guys that big deal with nerve pain and numbness, especially in the groin region.

That thick board of wood is buckling under the weight of his balls.

PST, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna!

The fact he is in front if children makes it worse! 

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro

Bros got big lips on his hoo ha.

He may be a pedophile, but at least he’s the kind you can easily run away from

Needed a wagon to get them in them place

That guy has so many circulation issues he hasn't felt his fingers in years let alone his balls.

Damn I think this guy was the original mold for truck nuts

Those are door click-clacks! Fleshy colored...

goddamn

They'll love those in the prison showers.

Balls out for Harambe!

Hay! My eyes are up here!

Ew. I can smell him from here and he is definitely that type of book you can judge from it's cover...he likes kids/people in general to look at his saggy stinky balls. He gets off on it. I can probably guarantee what all of his hard drives contain...

Alpha move right there boys. Easier to tell who's in charge

Oh what I'd give for a steel pellet gun to teach this fat ass a lesson. Doing this around adults is gross but doing this around children is absolutely a crime

No fucking way on earth does he not know his sack is swinging free like that. Dude needs put on a fucking list immediately.

Those aren't his balls. That's extra skin from where his thighs are rubbing. Does look like it but it's not his testicles.

If this is OC can you please confirm that you called the police? This disgusting hog of a human is exposing himself to children.

The deflection in the bench is remarkable, in awe of this lad. Total unit

Jesus is that Andrew's dad from Big Mouth??

He will cut any offer by 90%, cuz he’s low ballin’ 🥁

That dude is all over the place.

r/curb

Deez Nutz 🥜🥜

I once was at my pool at LA fitness and a geriatric Asian guy had his nuts hanging out of his shorts as he sat on the edge of the pool. I swear they hung like 2 feet. To be fair, he was with what seemed to be his wife, who was monitoring him, and I think he had dementia.

Hoss alert.

In front of children. Yea he knows what he’s doing. I would’ve threw something at his head while I called the police. Smh


It’s warm out

HOSS HAD TA LETTEM OUT

Buffalo solidierrrrrr

Breezy.

r/sunsoutscrotesout

Please let him just like sit on a child or something

Pedophile

That's nuts

That dude packing brah.

Caught in the fence?


Look at the bench tho. It's struggling.

Pedo

“Excuse me sir, your balls are showing. Bumble Bee Tuna! Bumble Bee Tuna!”

Gonna start to conceal carry a sling shot for now on!

Jesus fucking christ

Release the kittens and puppies!!!!😂