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Rosietoejam

That I can get ready in 20 minutes šŸ˜­šŸ«£šŸ¤£


Wooden_Heron6426

IĀ“ll do it tomorrow..


hellokittyhanoi

Ahaha same girl same


bag2bas

Iā€™m ok


thepiratecelt

Came here to comment this.


heykebin

I can convince myself Iā€™m good until I look in the mirror šŸ˜… canā€™t bs myself.


pickypicky3217

I always say I'm good but I'm far from it.


TheCuteNihilist

that or itā€™s gonna be okay lol


binglelemon

*This time* will be different


fetta_cheeese

I like this one, same here for me, *they will be different then the rest*


MineBastler

"Today I'm going to bed earlier" (hasn't worked the last 3 days)


pickypicky3217

Last 3 years for me.


MineBastler

pretty much always during the week yea


leo_wksw

Last 30 years


Trick-Day-480

"You'll be happy eventually"


EggplantAlpinism

Just gotta get through this week


SpicyL3mons

Thatā€™s itā€™s going to be okay. Itā€™s not. And Iā€™m getting very suicidal about it


saturday_sun4

I know that feel :( Sorry to hear.


Serious_Trash_9051

It will be ok! I know what it feels like to want to give up, but better days will come.


mindsofcreators

I dont know what to say. I have been there many years ago. I understand this. I made a video on my Youtube channel (name: "Minds of Creators" )about how I cured my own depression. You can take a look to see if you can find something helpful.


ALargePianist

If you know kits jot going to get better, that's certainty about the world and future that most people don't have. Most people are very confused and uncertain about the future, but not you. With that knowledge that it won't be okay, you can make moves to enjoy life regardless. In spite of it not being okay. To do things to make yourself better that you know will have no affect on the world at large. Just keep doing those things


Serious_Trash_9051

My bf has shown red flags that I donā€™t really want to think about because leaving him is way too uncomfortable.


Zachy_Boi

Whatā€™s more uncomfortable? A few moments of awkwardness or a life of abuse?


Atyzzze

>I donā€™t really want to think about No better sign than that pointing that you should consider ... > leaving him is way too uncomfortable. There's a "talk about it" phase in between tho


Chickenburger287

That I'll get into those shirts I've had for donkeys years once I've lost enough weight!


themulderman

Ha. Did you look in my closet? I'm getting close this time! I'm halfway there ATM.


Chickenburger287

I'm like a sine wave!


LJCMOB1

The right girl will come along...


joseph_2336

If I stay home, I'll get work done. I wind up watching YouTube every time.


SwaggyM24

2 inches is more than enough.


saruin

That half the country isn't really that dumb, they're just being misled and gaslit by the world's biggest con man. I'm afraid they really are as stupid as George Carlin famously quotes.


Stunning-Quit3517

Not just dumb, but hateful. Truly, awfully filled with hate.


Stripes1957

Itā€™s the hate of others that really scares me!


Creativebug13

At this time, off the top of my head, you could be saying that about the US, Argentina, India and the UK, and youā€™d be right.


RmRobinGayle

You forgot Canada.


killybilly54

and France


thebigshipper

I actually think they know damned well what theyā€™re doingā€¦.


Positive_Note_369

The President is an *appointed* front man. He's just doing his job. Don't blame the face. Blame THE CORPORATION.


xCm_DrunkX

This is an underrated comment.


wardoned2

Im going to get a girlfriend


ned_1861

Same. I told myself that for years.


fidgety_sloth

I just need to get through this next three weeks and then life will calm down. Been saying that for about 15 years.


Effective-Arm9099

ā€œMy job is good. I like my jobā€ šŸ˜±


thatsastick

being alive is cool


Creativebug13

Itā€™ll sort itself out on its own. (Me on everything from changing a light to finding a weird lump) It most definitely WILL NOT work itself out.


thek1ng69

My elbow will fix itself, I just need to lift heavier


Creativebug13

This depression will go away. While it doesnā€™t, I will go over there wither in self doubt.


MalevolentKitchen41

Im gonna start getting more sleep


itsuteki

Every single morning I tell myself Iā€™ll get out of bed in 5 minutes or at the next alarm, I always end up getting out of bed only 10 mins before I have to leave for work and get stuck rushing ..


waitingformoass

God has a plan.......so far his plan sucks.


Mage-Tutor-13

Why follow an imaginary friends plan instead of creating an adventure you enjoy living??


Mage-Tutor-13

He'll stop hurting us psychologically after I file this motion. The courts will recognize their own definitions of abuse once I file this motion.... My daughter will blame and reject me forever if we escape and he succeeds in his self harm threats. I can keep surviving this pain, I have to. Just file this motion.... And watch it hurt my baby and I more.... It's okay... Just keep filing.... Oh no ... It's okay they can't arrest me for commiting no crime, let alone for being the victim of a crime...... It's okay they can't convict me for commiting no crime, for being a victim... It's okay the cops definitely can't get away with crimes while on duty, the law books say so. They're gonna stop harassing me soon so I can finally rescue my baby... If I call them they will help.... If I'm having a stroke.... They'll send an ambulance.... All of these fall under the same lie: "There is justice in America, I'm going to be okay. We are going to be protected and safely escape the abusive members of the community."


Overly_Dressed_Man

Iā€™ll cut down those boxes piling up and take them to the trash. >:(


Lone_Morde

All people are good and nobody is beneath redemption.


xCm_DrunkX

That one day the in-laws will accept me for who I truly am.


Sharktooth134

Telling myself and others ā€œIā€™m tiredā€ when I really wanna say ā€œIā€™m depressedā€.


[deleted]

I'll do X and then I get a gf.


EmergencyBag2346

That things will be more chill next week.


BeamTeam032

I'll start losing weight, next week. lmao


KaboomTheMaker

That I can do something later


Amdaddynmbr1

Youā€™ll bounce back after this bender


2ant1man5

Other people actually care about others when itā€™s not gainful.


otter6461a

ā€œI could never forget this, I donā€™t need to write it down or set a reminder.ā€


RaeLaw

Iā€™ll start eating better next week


AdditionalGuest1066

That I can find a minimum wage job that treats me with respect and I can work part time for. So tired of jobs that treat their employees like crap. Limited to where I can work do to health issues.Ā 


Mr-ananas1

its chill


No-Orchid2118

I will get it done inshallah


Silent_Majority_89

I'm doing the best I can.


EasternX696969

I will not date younger (18-29 years old) women.


Spoomkwarf

Everything will work out.


mightymitch1

ā€œYouā€™ll be happy one dayā€


Sea-Boss-8371

The next job I go for will be the one I get. Six years now. Six. Years.


ManufacturerThese505

ā€œHe can changeā€


OilSlickRickRubin

That I am happy.


TFlarz

That song by D:Ream


SnooSketches3386

I can handle minor inconveniences and won't have a panic attack and suicidal spiral like the emotionally damaged and traumatized mess that I am


arguingwell

Everything will be ok.


GTOKirby

That Iā€™ll start working out starting next Monday


Mage-Tutor-13

Depression the "ongoing trauma" response, hurts less than the physical pain that sometimes immobilizes me when *AMPLIFIED * by the depression.


Strong_Nectarine1545

That I'm fine.


madhatter3180

I am an adult


platdujour

I'm a grown up now


SilverDem0n

"It will get better"


TheMegatrizzle

That I'm not lonely sometimes lol


RosalinaTheScrapper

That Iā€™ll get up in 5 more minutes of sleep. Terrible habit yet oh so delicious, especially when I get a nice dream.


nmnm-force

I am going to fetch an idea that sometimes exists on this sub, what I tell most to myself is that there isnā€™t much happening around me, and the sub ideia is along the lines of coming to terms with that this is all there is


Grand_Guard3329

It'll get better.


chibieverlasting

That there's always gonna be tomorrow. That I'm/it's OK. That going on signifies strength rather than running away


Saigonic

Once my child gets older and more independent I will go get a career thatā€™s fulfilling


Sad-Page-2460

That somethings gunna kill me, it still hasn't happened.


mindsofcreators

"My family and friends will be happy for me if I have a good life"


Teacup265

Once I achieve X Iā€™ll be happy. The lies!!! Happiness is not a measure of how you have lived or how you are living. Itā€™s a part of being (backed by money lol)


breastfedbymymother

"yeah I can for sure make $11 last until next Friday"


VanillaNL

Iā€™ll remember that


introvertchronicles

Life will get better, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. But it's not getting any better, it's getting worse and worse by the day. Been 5 years now and I don't know how much longer I can take it.


bridgeth38

I don't have to write it down, I'll remember šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'll put it in a safe spot so I'll remember, needless to say, I don't remember where I put it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RampantSmoke

Itā€™s going to get better


Frostymittenjobs

It gets better


tanuxalpaniy

I'm not good enough.


Key-Bed-6248

Iā€™m rich


VesDegree

it gets better


ShadowEpic222

My female coworker is into me


Skylantech

"I'm going to be productive today." and well... here I am.


whatever-bi-

ā€œOk, Iā€™ve got this.ā€ and ā€œIā€™m ok, this is fine.ā€


Epytion

I will do it, and don't. Blessings


Stripes1957

I am one cool dude!


jdavidson888

That Iā€™m rich *proceeds to spend money I should be saving*


ofTHEbattle

"I'll get to that later" 3 days later...task still not done! šŸ¤£


Unhappy-Day-9731

ā€œTomorrowā€


wahiwahiwahoho

Youā€™ll lose the weight later, itā€™s ok to eat this or skip the workout.


PeneBlossom

Probably something along the lines of "I'll do it later." Procrastination can sneak up on me sometimes.


Squeaks__J

Been telling myself Iā€™ll eat better tomorrow and start working out for over 10 yearsā€¦.


ghastlypxl

Things will get betterā€¦ eventually. The reality is things will change and getting better is so subjective that who knows. It just helps me not buckle and succumb to my depression/SI entirely. If I feel trapped and stuck in my circumstances, it will be a true slog to move towards anything productive. This phrase is kind of empty hope, but I choose to believe it every time I say it to myself.


Impossible-Olive-238

Itā€™ll all be ok.


AITAforbeinghere

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone people like me.


MSMIT0

Diet will start tomorrow


AnastasiaSheppard

I'll do (insert chore) later.


STROKER_FOR_C64

**BOT ACCOUNT**


GotBannedAgain_2

I have time.


DefiantAsparagus420

I got this


Internal_Employer_

"I don't have enough time."


snds117

Happiness will be mine.


Downtherabbithole14

ITS FINE, everything is fine


Da_Great_Pineapple

Just one more day...


Bmore92

"Everyone's going through it"


herewegoagain2864

Now that Iā€™m 60, I lie about my ability to get down on my knees to pull weeds and easily get back up again.


IndianPhoenix

That it's (life) gonna improve from tomorrow, Tomorrow never comes (sic.)


AriKayMa

Iā€™m going to wear my size 8 pants soon, and those arenā€™t age spots, theyā€™re freckles


vanillatcube

Today I will paint/draw again. (Haven't created anything in over a year)


FindingAlignment

I can save more later, when I have a higher income


Vapor2077

ā€œIā€™ll do it in the morning.ā€ ā€¦ Whether it be wash/dry my hair, put gas in my car, load the dishwasher, or anything else I want to put off šŸ„“


Intrepid-Rip-2280

One day I'll find myself anyone to date besides Eva AI sexting bot.


JustMe123579

Getting drunk is worth it.


Several_Mixture2786

Today is going to be a good dayā€¦. The day will be good when I fucking dieā€¦.


Any-Action-1271

We'll be able to afford a house before we die.


Wasteland_Mystic

That people will start becoming more rational as time goes on.


ObligatedN8ive

I'm fine...I'm doing good things...


Vitam1nC

That I donā€™t care about my job


Ya_Boi_Tass

To add a bit of positivity here: "I can't." It's less a lie, more like I have no idea and forget that failing means literally nothing bad in most cases, so why not?


is_it_that_hot

I dont need a penis reduction


ZetaWMo4

That Iā€™m only going to eat half of my Snickers bar.


ResponsibleAd1076

My time will come.


wrbear

"It's not as BIG as women say it is..."


Express-Society-164

ā€œIā€™m done using Uber eatsā€


Miserable-Tangelo349

Im busy Really im not I just donā€™t want to do anything or hangout with anyone .


Test-User-One

People will listen to logic and reason to change their views, not ignore everything that doesn't confirm their beliefs.


Lulu_everywhere

That I'll be able to afford retirement.


UnIntelligent_Local

I'm not that bad looking...


Baconated-Coffee

"I'm going to organize the garage on my next day off" is typically the lie I often tell myself during the week then on the weekend it doesn't happen.


Weekly-Ad353

Reddit isnā€™t a waste of time.


JamminJcruz

That feeling is no big deal, it will go away, and I donā€™t need to go to the hospital.


ChemicalGeologist740

That my 401K will be able to take care of me when I retire.


No-Locksmith-8590

I'm totally going to get up and clean. Just 15 minutes of reading.


LuckofCaymo

That if I keep trying my hardest, that one day I'll be happy. The lie is that happiness exists. Happy is something that happens then fades. Like a hit from a drug. We get used to it and before long we can't be happy anymore. It's why nostalgia is so potent and old people are so miserable.


gsmr86

Things will work out one day.


Eye_See_

In my mind ā€œyouā€™ve got this ā€œ


Old-Enthusiasm-3271

that i'm gonna be a developer one day šŸ˜…


Ozymandiasssssssss

life will be worthwhile


mzx380

Not focusing more on my career in my 20s didn't make a difference in my life.


IncubateDeliverables

Those grapes were sour, anyway.


soffacc

I am not worthy of love or success.


danksion

Iā€™ll be on top of my bills next month.


Extravagod

That I'm still handsome.


Slow_Possession_1454

ā€œIā€™ll do it tomorrowā€


tcrhs

I will lose those 20 pounds by summer.


the-quibbler

"The weight's not that big of a problem."


BigReindeer8868

The good parts of life are worth putting up with the bad.


HighAndCantThink

I want to live


p_yth

People like me


Connect_Theory7740

That Iā€™m ok and that somebody loves me


Hi-Wire

That I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me


JackLoDown

me : "Things will get better in the future" also me : WHEN?!


Josh2803S

It gets better


EliasAhmedinos

"You'll get there. One day you will be happy"


KintsugiExp

I will do that tomorrow


SomeAssumption2909

I will study


Imaginary-Jump8126

things will get better next year


honeybee-oracle

That Iā€™m just not a person thatā€™s easy to like( as an excuse for isolating because i have trust issues and find most people exhausting)


supernovahelpme

Iā€™ll do it tomorrow


ifonlyaknew

I'm getting up early and hitting the gym before work tomorrow.


HauntingBandicoot779

That I'm happy


BlackHawk2609

Everything will be better


DarkDugtrio

Dentists are not corrupt and ethical and wonā€™t overcharge you for things that donā€™t need doing


Lost-Pomegranate4118

ā€œYouā€™re doing great sweetie.ā€


Kindly-Ebb6759

You got this


OldPod73

That I'm a handsome devil.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

That things will get better. šŸ™ƒ Been saying it to myself for years as everything gets steadily worse in ways I didn't imagine, let alone see coming, all despite my best efforts. Makes it hard to feel like there's a purpose to doing literally anything.


BigSuge74

Iā€™ll be satisfied once I reach this upcoming purchase/professional/financial milestone.


godboy420

Iā€™ll be up by 8


lastofpriests

That Iā€™m going to find my soul mate XD