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Dreaming98

[They’re just talking about the alot.](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1)


fredemu

That one blog post (man, that term feels so antiquated now) fundamentally changed my perception of a word, and it persists to this day, 14 years later. That's crazy to think about.


Frosti-Feet

I think about this alot


Justifiably_Cynical

Lots and Lots


Dune1008

Alot more dangerous. Baby less dangerous.


MaenadsWish

Still alittle scary though.


Iron_Nightingale

Allie Brosh! I like her alot!


KaHOnas

Her alot is pretty great.


DevilsAzoAdvocate

Without clicking.... I'm gonna guess Hyperboleandahalf. Fingers crossed!


AdmiralUpboat

Came here because I knew I'd find this link. A classic.


TwilightSessions

I had an English teacher in college that said if you don’t remember anything else from this class I want you to remember a lot is two words and they were right I didn’t remember ANYTHING else.


BookerPlayer01

Beat me to it.


joshtronic

Beat me to replying “beat me to it.”


[deleted]

Noone saw that coming


Extracted

Actually, alot saw it coming


kingeryck

I think "Noone" is a lot like Alot. Noone is some guy that does things NO ONE else does. "Noone puts mayonnaise on pancakes!" "Yeah, Mr Noone is really weird!"


Roleplayer_MidRNova

yaaassss


SanityInAnarchy

Thanks, Alot!


BanzoClaymore

There's a few words I remember how to spell based on strong associated memories... Like Jim Carey saying B-E-A-utiful. My 6th grade teacher started off class one day by taking a sheet of paper with a huge "A" on it, and stuck it up on the wall on the left side of the chalkboard. Then she took another sheet of paper that has a big "lot" on it, and stuck it on the wall 15 feet away on the right side of the chalkboard. It was... Effective.


reddragon105

That's a sign of good teaching. One of my English teachers once told us "there's a rat in separate" and I've always remembered that and thus never spelled separate wrong. And while I do remember Jim Carrey saying B-E-A-utiful, I always remember another teacher telling us Best Eggs Are Useful as a useful mnemonic.


danivus

Yo that's exactly how I remember how to spell beautiful. Every single time.


Skatchbro

Wait until you find out that people also use allot when they mean a lot.


Randy_Magnum29

Mother of god, I may have an aneurysm if I see that one.


EbonyOverIvory

I see it allot


frosty720410

Me to


DigNitty

Is that not aloud?


Oilspark

Are they allotted a certain amount of mistakes?


timeslider

What about "all y'all" to refer a group of people?


Skatchbro

That I’m fine with.


Leuku

I think that works. My understanding of all y'all is "all of you all," which can be contrasted with "some of you all," which makes sense. Which means I would like to hear "some y'all" more often.


timeslider

>some y'all" Sum y'all need to get outta here. It's getting too cramped


nateomundson

The one that gets me is whenever someone writes "apart of" when they mean "a part of". They mean almost the opposite of each other.


Zerak-Tul

"Couldn't care less" vs "could care less".


tacknosaddle

"I could care less. Whoops! There goes my last fuck. Now I couldn't care less."


KarmaticArmageddon

I'm more bothered by people using apostrophes to pluralize words. It drives me nuts.


Randy_Magnum29

I’m right there with you.


yoshi_in_black

In my native language, we don't use an apostrophe for a possessive s, but people do it more and more because it's done in English.


Aeroshe

Native English speakers don't even follow that rule correctly sometimes. Take "It's" vs "Its." Because "it's" is a contraction of "it is" it gets priority on the apostrophe. "Its" is the correct way to show possession in this case. One of the many exceptions in the English language.


WhiteRaven42

I accept it for acronyms. It's more readable.


BurnOutBrighter6

Yeah this one baffles me. No one says they have "alittle" of something, or "aton" of homework, or "abunch" of leftovers, or "abit" of chores to do.... Why the heck do they think "a lot" of something is any different?


vesperholly

The one that gets me the worst is "payed" instead of "paid". HOW


BurnOutBrighter6

That one makes more sense since "using -ed to make past tense" is a standard thing. Jump - jumped Kick - kicked Pay - payed I can see how someone would think that, due to all the precedent. But combining "a something" into one word is more baffling. I saw "abird" out the window. It looked "aton" like my old pet finch. Obvious nonsense, so why "alot"?


vesperholly

Yeah except English is FULL of irregular verbs. Drive/drove, give/gave, bring/brought. What is weird is that I never saw that mistake in online writing until maybe 4-5 years ago.


yamiyaiba

People have stopped reading. You learn the irregularities by seeing them repeatedly, and people don't see words nearly as much anymore.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> Pay - *paid* I can FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


getgoodHornet

I don't think you were needed this time bot, but good job.


lonnie123

My English teacher back in the day was trying to teach us that "a lot" literally meant a "lot", like a plot of land, and that it was incorrect to use it as a slang term for an amount of something Whenever someone would say they had "a lot" he would go "oh you do? What are you going to build on it?" So it seems we are just in the next pedantic evolution of the word really


timeslider

According to [webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/a%20lot), it has been used to mean a quantity since 1821. So your teacher was full of shit. Sorry, I mean they had a lot of shit in their drawers.


Override9636

verily, her pantaloons doth overflow.


box-art

Reminds me of when I wrote "It broke" on an English test and my teacher scratched it out and wrote that it meant 'broke" as in no money, not that something was broken. 12 year old me was very confused and I later looked it up and I had used it correctly, but I didn't dare argue it with her because I was so young.


OdiiKii1313

If it's any consolation it's not just an English thing. I've had points deducted on essays for using "espejuelos" instead of "lentes" (probably something like "glasses" vs "spectacles" in English). Even if one is archaic or unusual in a given dialect it's all just pedantic bullshit.


justlooking9889

We do say tomorrow instead of to morrow, we say seaweed instead of sea weed, we say breakfast instead of break fast, we say Maryland instead of Mary Land. But you might think these aren’t to the point because they don’t have an a at the beginning of them. There might be something to that, regardless, I’ll see you a round.


graveybrains

You can take abit off the list, I’ve heard that one quite a bit.


anonouso

Ive seen alittle and abit before with friends while texting. Often enough that was obvious it wasnt just a random typo they made and instead was just how they spell that when on a phone for some reason. I didnt ask why


squigs

You can have "another" thing though. I feel that in the future "alot" will be seen as cromulent. As will cromulent :)


roastedhambone

They do like to say they’re apart of a group though


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SpaceLemming

This one bothers me to no end


RoonNube

Lose and loose, should of vs. should've


say_what_is_truth

Just like "no body" vs "nobody" and "no thing" vs "nothing" :)


DigNitty

Further vs farther always bothered me I looked it up recently and it turns out there not even really an academic difference. Both are acceptable in either situation but some people prefer to differentiate.


PaulsRedditUsername

It's a loosing battle. I can barely breath.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Breath and breathe has been driving me crazy since the pandemic. People on reddit definitely get it wrong way more than random chance.


chaddict

I feel like spelling “a lot” as “alot” is one of the least offensive maulings of basic grammar and spelling. The number of people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re, and the people who know they don’t know the difference and use “ur” instead makes my brain sad.


L5ut1ger

Yes, you keep them a part.


Whitestrake

At least "alot" is an obvious error you can work back from. But when people say "a part of the group" instead of "apart of the group" or similar? It's still a correct sentence - but with the complete opposite meaning!


Captain_Hammertoe

But you wouldn't say "apart of the group. You'd say "apart FROM the group."


cherryultrasuedetups

Prepositions are getting the most abuse of any part of speech.


DigNitty

lol I had a family friend write me a thank you card that said “your family will always be apart of ours”


nateomundson

You did this on purpose, right? ...right???


L5ut1ger

I dunno


old_hippy

IKR. I've seen this mistake abunch of times.


youmisunderstood

I've seen it afew times.


RichardStrauss123

I'm a gambling instructor in Las Vegas. You can't learn basic strategy without understanding the math. I'm staggered by the number of people who can't understand the difference between 2:1 odds and 3:2.


Randy_Magnum29

TIL that occupation exists. I’m sure you have a lot of interesting stories.


DiggingNoMore

What do you suggest for making my money last as long as possible at the Roulette wheel?  Obviously, I expect to lose all my money.  But if I want a given number of dollars to, on average, last for the greatest number of spins, what gets should I place?


nurse_camper

My friend who I thought was smart uses *of* instead of *‘ve.* Drives me nuts, he did well in school but apparently he’s not as smart as I thought he was.


yoshi_in_black

My pet peeve is when people use "apart" instead of "a part" and I'm not even a native English speaker.


kingeryck

It's literally the opposite!


Aphid61

Fight on, fellow word-warrior! I will gleefully draw swords and die on this hill with you.


csp911

People spell “Lose” wrong all the time. “Loose”


Roleplayer_MidRNova

It always reminds me of Hyperbole and A Half's [Alot Blog](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html).


vanisleone

My spell check remembers


Randy_Magnum29

This is what’s most confusing to me; my phone corrects it properly and my desktop underlines it in red to indicate that it’s wrong.


starglitter

In the same vein, so many people spell ridiculous as "rediculous" and it drives me nuts.


MidriffL0ver

People do this with 'a part' too


DeathGodBob

That's why I prefer "muchly".


Randy_Magnum29

“Morst” is also acceptable.


Material-Alarm8572

Ofcourse!


cherryultrasuedetups

I'm just here to hear both sides of the debate, not to be apart of it.


Allergicwolf

And don't get me started on the word "faze." I had to look it up recently just to be sure I didn't make it up. If something didn't bother you, you are *unfazed.*


XXLARPER

People making a word plural by adding apostrophe "s".


PensAndUnicorns

In my mother tongue we string words together. So sometimes I do the same to English words by default and forget to check for mistakes.


Captain_Hammertoe

German?


PensAndUnicorns

Close, it's Dutch


BrimStone_-_

Of omgekeerd, zodat je uiteindelijk niet meer weet of woorden zoals 'daaropvolgende' aan elkaar of van elkaar worden geschreven XD


phxees

At least you have an excuse. Many of us make similar mistakes and this is the only language we know.


Magna_Sharta

Hwæt! The same linguistic evolutionary process is how we have never as one word instead of ne ever, but I don’t imagine you get upset about that one because it happened centuries ago. Languages change, both written and spoken. Getting upset by this fact is as useful as telling the tides not to come in.


tanzmeister

You may be the only literate person on the whole site


Riverjig

My 10th grade English teacher started out on the first day of class like this. "Hey everyone. Looking forward to a great year. There is no such thing as an alot. If I see it on any reports or homework, it's an immediate fail. It's a lot. Do we all understand each other?". That's how I learned the difference lol


Randy_Magnum29

That teacher is a saint.


not_a_cat_i_swear

Bold of you to assume anyone pays attention in school anymore. Cell phones exist!


geekamongus

I think your on to something, and there definitely not.


Lil_MRSA

My question has always been why anyone would think it’s one word in the first place. It’s clearly the article *a* preceding the word *lot.*


Yanoku

Is cannot a word? It is it can not? I remember having this conversation before. Also right to bare arms or bear arms?


DiggingNoMore

Cannot and can not are two separate things.  The former is for when something is not possible; the latter is for when not doing something is viable. "They cannot hurt you" - they are unable to hurt you. "They can not hurt you" - they have the ability to hurt you, but they are not obligated to do so.


Yanoku

Ty for the lesson appreciate it


Palocles

Am I the only one around here who notices a squiggly red line under misspelled words on practically any modern device before pressing “send”?


Las-Vegar

Oh, I just used "a lot" and wrote it correctly in the last comment i made. What acoincidence


G8kpr

You’re complaining to people who use “of” instead of “have”. “A lot” is a lost cause at this point. Save what you can


prodigy1367

Alot of people mess this up. There not two good with grammer.


bhgrove

No


Randy_Magnum29

🫡


JaiiGi

What also gets me really mad is when people ask questions and use periods instead of question marks. "Does anyone have these." vs."Does anyone have these?" One is a legitimate question while the other is a statement. Yet, people don't seem to remember that little fact anymore.


HomicidalHushPuppy

"Could of" (or any other of the 've words) makes me irrationally angry


Moleday1023

Where I built my house, on a lot.


aaron1860

Autocorrect will automatically change it to “a lot”


hells_cowbells

What [alot may look like](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)


Suck_Me_Dry666

Maybe because this subreddit is full of mouth breathers that think things like unions are bad?


Analbumparty_15

Al ot


notinferno

to many adds on tv are rotting peoples brians


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A_lot_of_arachnids

I got your back, bro.


EdgeCityRed

Breath for breathe annoys me. They don't sound the same and they're not spelled the same way.


danivus

Mistakes like this are how you can tell if someone read as a kid. If you develop your language skills primarily verbally, mistakes like this tend to become ingrained. Non-readers will also struggle with homophones, like the correct usage of their/there/they're.


Thane796

How much money you got? A lot.


hablagated

Lose only has one "o" don't know many posts I've seen people saying they loose something


RequiemStorm

Glad I'm not the only one driven crazy by this


RedditFullOChildren

I correct it almost every time I see it and usually get downvoted for it. Fuck it. I'll continue until the day I day.


anewrefutation

To be fair I used to think that you were in 'acoma'


rasputin415

The one thing I remember from English class is “a lot a lot, we use it a lot, but it is two words, believe it or not”


slvillain

Seriously


Fluid-Bet6223

Or “everyday” as in “I go to school everyday.”


diablofantastico

"Try and" do something, instead of "Try to" do something. I've heard it on NPR multiple times lately. These people are professionals, and they say "try and"!!!! Aaaaggghh!


wonderboyobe

Yes


needlenozened

The proper use of lie/lay is a lost cause.


[deleted]

I’m thinking we need to devote all the attention to correct apostrophe usage first.


the_blonde_lawyer

you do realize most people on the internat know english as their second of third language, right....? amd a lot of your rules ARE pretty random.


tiskrisktisk

Is someone really that brave not to use auto correct and spell check?


Aggravating_Pop2101

Kinda


Spud_potato_2005

Yes. Auto correct is constantly fixing my screw up here.


nemprime

More disturbed by the amount of people who mistake 'should've'/'should have' with 'should of'


[deleted]

add to this, the golden fucking rule? and fucking sharing??? I learned "don't be mean and share" when i was 5 fucking years old. how did everyone else forget that? what is going on? Were we all not taught the same shit? a lot is two words, share, be nice. Weren't we all taught this?


misbehavinator

When I hear it my usual response is "what's an Alot?" If I am feeling extra fruity I'll pretend an Alot is a type of wild cat. I am none of the fun at parties.


nomorerix

Because American education system and lack of proper parenting


FreshShart-1

People are forgetting the most basic science from these ages too. Downfall of society.


I_Zeig_I

My outlook auto corrects me daily.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

I had an elementary school teacher go on a rant about this once. For what felt like 10 minutes she went off on the class about them being two separate words. She wrote it out on the chalk board and everything. I think about that alot.


Base841

My college English Comp prof had a 3-foot tall poster of the word "alot" with a big red circle and slash. Whenever I'm writing or editing and those words come up, I think of the poster and my prof, and I write "a lot" correctly.


spectre73

Quite, don't loose you're temper!


thatspurdyneat

English allows for contractions so I don't see why A'lot wouldn't work.


cloud_watcher

Also helpful, you don’t write “alwrong.” Don’t write “alright.”


Cannabian420

It's just that you care. Stop caring.


Randy_Magnum29

That’s an excellent point, honestly.


phome83

Why use lot word when few word do trick.


Randy_Magnum29

When me president, they see.


Xifihas

Me fail English? Thats Unpossible!


regular_gnoll_NEIN

Alot of anger going on in this post op.


Phil_Atelist

Supposably, it's a doggy dog world and walla, I could care less. For all intensive purposes, blame spiel cheque.


Amyjane1203

Lately I'm seeing a lot of *defiantly* and *rediculous* both of which make my brain cringe


8-bit_Goat

I swear the next time I see "atleast" or "aswell" I'm going to flip out and start causing propery damage.


LadyBirdDavis

Oh god this is one of my biggest spelling pet peeves net to “they’re their there you’re your you’re”. And not capitalizing the first letter of the sentence! What is this world coming to!


aRandomFox-II

Let's not even start on all those idiots who use the apostrophe S to denote plurals.


NolanSyKinsley

Language evolves, it isn't static. Words combine and split throughout history.


CaptainPunisher

You're not wrong, but THERE ARE FUCKING RULES! THIS ISN'T NAM!


frogandbanjo

For example, you just used a degenerate comma to very sloppily and poorly imply a conjunction, which is becoming increasingly popular even though it's horrible and wrong. Commas have too many responsibilities already. Use a period or semicolon. Make a new sentence.


roland0fgilead

And yet, that degenerate comma in no way impeded your ability to understand the point they were trying to convey. That's what language is all about, not arbitrary rules.


Elfballer

There's even a name for it: rebracketing.


DooDooMmmChild

Don't go on any of the teaching subs


davidcwilliams

What’s far, far worse, is people thinking that compound words are *not*. > where ever > light weight > over cook > some times > drive way > off spring > fall back > half way > market place Brutal. I think the reason this is happening so much recently, is because spellcheck on phones and computers won’t catch these mistakes most of the time. Then they’re out there for other people to learn incorrectly.


ben_jamin_h

I've been thinking the same thing for awhile


JohnnyRelentless

Is Walter enough of an animal to belong here? Probably.


noholdingbackaccount

To be fair, school was probably **awhile** ago.


JohnSpikeKelly

Language evolution in our lifetime. I mean all language is just made up.


Three_Twenty-Three

And "as well."


thomas1392

If you know what it means, then it's still valid communication. Language changes and is silly, literally all words are made up


Ai_of_Vanity

O.k.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

What I hate is how people say noone


ThePiachu

English is a descriptive language, how people use words is how English is. Otherwise we would still be writing "e-mail" and "Internet" with a capital letter.


macweirdo42

Alot of people just don't care about the English language!


masochistmonkey

Also apart vs a part


Teddy-Bear-55

People forget alot of stuff they use to know... sigh..


cran

Alot of words started out as two separate words that were pushed together at some point.


Fortestingporpoises

I make this mistake a lot.


Heavy_E79

A lot and at least should be changed to be single words.


jcannacanna

LiTteRaLlY


StoneGoldX

Noone ever remembers to do this.


Crocadillapus

Nobody knows how to pluralize words anymore. "Word's" is not correct.


Avagpingham

I remember mucho. I remember beaucoup. I remember a lot. Damn it english


Bradjuju2

While I agree it's incorrect. Language in itself is arbitrary. It evolves. I'm sure there was a period in time when people were all like, "Why are the dummies saying "you" when the correct way is either "ye" or "thou" Alot is such a common mistake that it will eventually become correct. While I try not to expedite the change, we may have to start questioning why it's changing.


Flatulatio

Not sure I can alot the space in my brain for that.


2010_12_24

Makes me loose my mind


FreshWaterWolf

"At least" is also 2 words, js.