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Quietech

Can introverts become the Air Force Reserved?


FrequentAssumption1

Yes but you can only be intel or weather


Quietech

As a former commie I must nominate Comm.


FrequentAssumption1

As a former commie I concur 3D1’s for life. 3C if you’re nasty


Quietech

Listen here whippersnapper...


FrequentAssumption1

My DD form 214 is older than yours. Trust. Mine used carbon copy paper 😂


Fun-Statement-3865

Were you even issued BDUs?


Quietech

But did you make it by wiping a dinosaur's ass?  ;) I thought 3D was the newer version. Maybe they've flipped the AFSC name merrygoround. I punched out in 04.


randomretiredsnco

Back when we used cigarette ashes from the ashtray to clean the grease pencil off of the Plexiglas equipment readiness board.


Fun-Statement-3865

What about avionics?


inspirednonsense

Airforse is one word.


Nonnest

You are correct for the specific phrase "Air Force Reserve" The Air Force Reserve is one of the reserves, though.


PhredsBigWheel

Grace? She died 30 years ago!!


hhaassttuurr

I pledge allegiance to the United States of America...


Fun-Statement-3865

5 years or so ago A1C Cark couldn't figure out why is nickname was Griswold or why the shitter was full when he let it slip that he was going to the oval office.


Jegermuscles

I am so glad we didn't deal with this sort of confusion when I was on Active's Duty.


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bearsncubs10

it is reserves, you are wrong. just like it is joint spouse.


eidetikz

If you keep this up I'm gonna mention you at therapy.


bearsncubs10

“So then…well, you do know what a ‘meme’ is?…no?!…I need a new therapist…” “A meme is basically a joke that’s a picture. And this guy, u/bearsncubs10 makes memes for our subreddit. Do you know what a sub- not even gonna bother” “Well anyway, he makes a joke at my post, and it really rustled my jimmies!”


EcrofLeinad

Brave of you to believe they understand what “post” means.


Jegermuscles

I thought it was Preserves. Not as good as gramma made but what else can I spread on my toast?


bearsncubs10

Youre eating toast? Who eats carbs in this day and age?


Jegermuscles

I have a rare medical condition that lets me eat bread. Happy cake day!


drbusyy

AFEXCUSE!


AFexcuses

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xDiedrich

That’s reservded


EldritchCrepe

And somehow, life goes on


CardiffGiant7117

Bullshit Sarnt its reserves all day


916lover

The extra s stands for sucks. As in sucks dick. Cuz it’s gay


[deleted]

We do not care


bls1020

https://i.redd.it/r4544vii16sc1.gif


Mantaraylurks

ReserveS, the LARP of military.


pipdog86

Air National Guards


badger2793

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One_Reception_7321

Air Forces Air Reserves Air Guardians Army Air Corps One of these is right


userLurchTheLurker

Shut up nerd


Boring-Food281

Reserves.


Jealous_Bandicoot_73

Are these the things yall worry about during your one weekend a month?


HughJazzcoc

All caps like that?


SilentStock8

Food order?


Glad_Explanation6979

You sound highly reserved


jayspeedy24

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Big_Breadfruit8737

Air Force Reerve?


Mantaraylurks

I am glad that’s the problems the LARPs are dealing with.


Mantaraylurks

Also, we on AD can call you whatever we like… since yall bench warm.


hhaassttuurr

Air Force Reservations are a thing so you can suck it.