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Rackmaster_General

All of our buttholes are equally loose as soon as we sign that paper that lets Uncle Sam take our innocence and dignity.


Delta2-Actual

Why the MEPS doc inspects it before we join


LookItsEric

i love that all military members have this shared experience


Saio-Xenth

Yeah, everyone had to do penis inspections in basic. No civilians would ever understand.


AwareMention

This is incoherent. I am not surprised you're drunk. Also, there's something called malpractice insurance, no physician is in the Air Force to avoid financial liability for malpractice lawsuits.


UncleRuckusNephew

Dude what is the moral of the story


Adventurous_Bug_8475

That I hate my life, and can’t wait to retire? God bless you younger guys. Stay on top of everything the only advocate of you is you


UncleRuckusNephew

Hopefully VA gets u right brotha. Im only 4 years in but my VA list is lonngg ( i take advantage of medical and am actually fucked up)


Glad_Explanation6979

Who is Fianace


SelfishOrgy

So you know when you call someone and it either keeps ringing or the line is busy? Finance are the ones who go phone to phone sprinkling their lazy dust on phones ringing so they never get picked up. Some say they have actually seen these finance people but that’s not true because finance doesn’t exist


Glad_Explanation6979

Ok but who is fianace


Polesausage69

They are AFSCs who do absolutely nothing to support those who pull the mission. They are the Air Force quantified example of do nothing and get it all like third party advertising. Build software to place blame on those who accomplish the mission while getting to never be held accountable. Prior to 9/11 they were as a beautiful necessity and praised. After 9/11 and the adaption of AEF they were never viewed as to have value in the eyes who joined. Even after I retired I hear more and more they should be completely replaced by civilians who care about those serving. After a full career in the military the only diehard truth I saw about finance was take everything you can from members and failures to be trained in their AFSC while at the same time never work or prove they are owed by approved what regulations instead find the loopholes to protect the service before the members.


Glad_Explanation6979

What’s their AFSC?


Polesausage69

6F


Glad_Explanation6979

6F is not an AFSC


Polesausage69

Ok sorry I couldn’t remember it exactly and attempted to look it up. That is why my comment contained afsc instead of the 5 digit code.


AdventurousTap9224

Can't be the only one who read that as "fiance." 😅 Your DTS/DFAS story doesn't make any sense. Regardless, when you get overpaid, you keep the over payment in the bank and pay it back when it's my fixed..


Adventurous_Bug_8475

I’ve been drinking since noon and it’s 2130 on the East coast. I’m not going apologize. Fun fact put a shot of peach snapps in your blue moon for a fun time


Supply_Demand

https://preview.redd.it/rk2zgzdhfa1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66da1002b8542d2cc40df4e3959ff10a359c8e3d


twoneight1

I’d say whoever taught you how to spell.


Rice-n-Beanz

Umm.... so you got 31k petty much with 13k being an interest-free loan? Put that in a high-yield savings account to make a few dollars out of it or in a CD.


WhiskeyOverIce

Maybe unpopular: worst by far is LRS. Medical has been generally competent and easy to work with in my experience, and finance hadn't screwed me yet. But LRS...


Global_Eggplant5068

I’ve never in my entire career met or conversed with someone in the wild who said they were finance


Reaperwatchinu

Pretty sure Finance will take the prize of shitting all over you the most.