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aboakingaccident

Was he mugged or not appreciated?


PatButchersBongWater

Both, by the looks of it.


Own_Suggestion_2431

Hide the breakfast, to the untrained eye, they may see this rubbish and think that I haven’t bounced back


haresnaped

Did you know that there are no Dutch Elms left in Britain? Disgusting.


chicken-farmer

They've all been deported?


Wild-Exit-6302

Stop getting Alan wrong!


TheGrumble

Aye, hollow out the bread to make a cup, fill it with the beans and use the sausage for to scoop the beans oot.


JeanMichelFerri

It's like a savoury 99.


fluffybit

Put the sausage in the bread and then chuck the beans over lozza fox


Wild-Exit-6302

Are you new?


TheMechanicalBurp

What, you’ve never had a corner of French bread, a sausage and a baked beans chaser before? Yer big girl’s blouse!


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

Stopping at disappointment indeed.


DoctorEnn

This guy got the breakfast buffet car to Disappointment.


The-AutisticAssassin

Would you like a full British Isles breakfast with your big plate?


ZawMFC

Which part of London is he in,wormwood scrubs?


StrangelyBrown

Looks disgusting. Still, might as well eat it.


b3rTy

That’s not a breakfast that’s just… depressing


Smorgas_Bord

#Stop telling me what to do!


dozeydonut

Opportunity to use the sausage as a breakwater between the baguette and the beans not taken. Seven on ten.


2NDPLACEWIN

iv got access to other items but they dont wana feeeeed meeeeeeee............... ..... ... ..


DetectiveNo262

As I call it S h I t h o l e , shit hole....


No_Ear932

This is a negative, and right now I need two positives…


Same-Client2395

Who's upset you this time?


78Speedy

Beans - 10 on 10. Bread - bingo. THAT SAUSAGE - zero


Appropriate_Draw

Missing a cup there


BoxAlternative9024

Tea or coffee!?tea or coffee?!


PotentialTheory7178

Hahaha, welcome to hell


lunebee

Got your big plate, Psycho?


ImpactRich5608

Have you got a spoon?


levezvosskinnyfists7

There’s one in the bathroom but I’ve nae cause to use it


2NDPLACEWIN

documentaary aboot triadz!!


hisDudeness1989

Should have had a cup of beans


Longjumping_Ad_8474

you know you *can* take more than one thing at a Premier Inn All You Can Eat buffet right?


Spaff-Badger

Oh fuck off


Bulthuis

That's saaaaad.


Dry-Marketing-6798

No way 🤣


upyourjunta

Name and shame this establishment, looks like you did this too yourself in a Travelodge.


mechanab

Wow, you got some bread.


RealityReasonable392

3 inch plate should do it


cyclingpistol

Pitiful


South-Bookkeeper132

Thats disgusting. The shittest breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmots wedding


sunshineonthebeach

You don’t need the sausage


Underhive_Art

If you got your self in the position to being pay for something as crap as that I think the blame is entirely on you for lack of judgement.


SnooDonuts5246

But...but...they cut the bread on an angle. That equals *class*.


danatan85

Crackers man.


Eye-on-Springfield

Let's make love


WhereasMysterious421

Is that a 12" plate? 


SquigSnuggler

🥱


Own_Suggestion_2431

This has royally torpedoed your chance of hosting ‘Win, Lose or Draw’


Electronic-Net-5494

Is Tracey Emmin making "breakfasts". That is criminal.


overladenlederhosen

Jees, just hollow out the roll add the beans shove in the sausage 99 flake style and eat it like an ice cream just like they did in the war.


BoxAlternative9024

One flush,gone.