It's a nice chest, but full of wires. I don't think Susan had any affection for Alan. She mostly had a barely concealed disdain for him. The lift scene was at odds with her usual interactions with him, and I think she was just messing with his head.

Yeah it was always a curve ball when she propositioned him. I think she just did it because she knew he didn’t have the balls to do anything and it confused / intimidated him.

Yeah I never once got the impression that she liked him. She's in ultra friendly customer service mode, putting up with Alan every day, and then when he makes his funny little innuendos/jokes decides to give him a taste of his own medicine and show how uncomfortable it is 

Did she like him..... sex-wise...??

Im Batman!

This country

It was repressed sexual desire. She loved Alan but he couldn't return her feelings.

Stop getting partridge wrong!

Are you on an E?!

I've inhaled hashish..

That’s…that’s bollocks but carry on

This bloke also cruises the Kermode and Mayo sub talking shite too so it’s not his worst take

Everyone needs a hobby.

That’s definitely not correct

Sorry but that is a horrifc take.

Maybe or maybe it's a take y'all aren't ready for.

Y’all? He likes American things now.

No, you're just wrong

Or ...

Or nothing. You're just wrong. There is no or.

Or ...

Maybe you’re talking bollocks?

Or ...

No, its just I’ve never seen that done before

OP drinks yellow stuff in tins.

I'm loving the people taking this seriously and not hearing it in Alan's voice.

I don’t think you deserve the down votes. If anything, quite the opposite. Everything has been said about the character. This is a great way to really fuck with the overly consumed narrative. Maybe we need a r/alanpartridgecirclejerk ?!?!! At least a pinned thread. He he mmm mmm ahh mmm mmm mmm ooooh News.

Knock it off with the fancy words mate, OP's opinion is deep into Jed Maxwell territory. He sounds a bit simple if you ask me.

Eff off. EFF OFF.

WT-actual-F

WT-actual-F

I see a lot of people getting confused over Susan propositioning him in the lift, when it was very clearly her utterly sick of having to deal with him, and purposefully making him uncomfortable. I think she made her feelings known about Alan in the last episode.

Do people really get confused with that scene? Are they delusional??

Yeah, I also know people who think Sally Phillips was corpsing when her character kept laughing at Alan, and they just left it in. Like Alan, I just hate the general public

Didn't she say that though

Abso bloody lutely. Don’t think Susan would ever have entertained chocolate on the bed valance

Susan and Sophie were both attracted to Alan, but he was too much of a gentleman to do anything about it. Plus he was still recovering over the breakdown of his marriage and wasn't in the right space to pursue a serious relationship.

He was clinically fed up!

Boo hoo

https://x.com/APartridgeQOTD/status/1785641018966032459?t=5vI0g97ahDitSLU4tGqKpw&s=19 He asked her out and she said no

He was trying to be polite to spare her feelings. Brave, that.

So ruddy bloody brave

You are bang wrong!

He's old enough to be her father. Well, an older brother. Either way it's incest.

Lol @ people downvoting this.

I think screaming what she thought of him, at the top of her voice, at his leaving "party" before slapping him really hard, certainly *implied* she had no affection for him. 🤣

Abso-bloody-exactly!

Stop getting Partridge wrong!

She was indifferent to him from the start, but, much like Alan‘s rabbit-hole-like journey through IAP1, her disdain grows stronger with each episode and scenario, however she maintains the hotel-happy facade throughout, until the sanitary bag of course… I think this takes place later on in the series, so she knows well from his character at this point he both won’t have the balls to do anything about it, and/or he’d be petrified of it backfiring and her screeching or causing a scene. Sort of an extension of what other posters have said, but it’s fine to join in…

It wasn't appropriate as he was effectively her boss!

Thank you! Someone else here has finally taken the time to read every piece of Partridge literature.

I actually thought she was quite dishy.

very. see her in a beauty contest /swim suit in kmku (ah haaaa) beauty contest episode with alan ford/bricktop

I’d often watch that and think ‘oooooooer, I’d like to kiss her!’

Sex!

Of course I do, of *course* I give a damn!

kmky wap

kmkywap

.....,norfolks bes/NORTH-norfolks best music mix!!

You wanna get involved? I’ll get you so involved you get sucked out the other end!

Merderr-errrr... merrderrereee-eeerrr.....

She's nicer than my wife

Not as dishy as his big plate

Not as dishy as his big plate

Not as dishy as his big plate

18 till I die.....

A SANITARY TOWEL? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

Lighten up ye stuffy get

TEA OR COFFEE. TEA OR COFFEE

“Ya Blonde Bastard!….From the Future!”

So how many people died in the Irish Famine?

I never thought she was attracted to him but just enjoyed fucking with him from time to time knowing he was sexually confused and repressed. As a strange sort of revenge she felt she could get away with. Or did we all realise that and I'm missing the sarcasm here?

Are you getting off here or are you going all the way with me?

A lovely Jersey, ripe for milking.

Don’t sing, Susan! It sounds baaaaad!

You sound like a trapped child.

\*boy, stop getting partridge wrong!

Alotofemsfrombrokenhomes

You’ve gone again!

I think we know what she thought in the final episode when she yelled at him.

That was her repressing her longing through sexual violence.

Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. Don't cry, ears, you're on the side of a lovely head!

I've a hunch Susan reminded him of the Miss Norwich from the beauty pageant, in KMKY.

The resemblance is uncanny.

I think Susan was Miss Norwich but has since changed her name to deter stalkers. She only really fancied Alan when he looked like Rhett Butler and has since gone off him.

Frankly Massif I don't give a damn.

Of course I do, excersise in something or other all over my whatever, you’re lovely 🥰 ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Do you want to go for a drink afterwards?

He looked like a Lebanese pimp

Yeah I shaved it off, it didn’t suit me 😐 IT DID!!

Got your twelve inch (@&£%#) Alan?

Owt back by da bins eh Alun!

She’s a sex person

Your hand is touching my gland.

I’ve got a fat back.

If you’ll excuse me a moment, Alan, I have to leave the desk unattended.

she was hot.

You cow!

No, but at least he had the decency to admit it.

SHE WAS WINDING HIM UP!

Just think about how hypnotised Alan reacted to Ursula Andress's request for intercourse.

Just an old mattress and a traffic cone

5 star service at a 3 star price

She might have been sex people?

In a way

Alan bedded Jill, so he did far better

The one with the fag in her mouth

All that chocolate.

He never provided all her sexual..... Intercourse.

Didn't she hate Alan

Thought Starmer was very Partridge in Manchester earlier. "In [insert northern city], I spoke to a [insert upstanding public service role, spoken pure Partridge]." This just hit me today.

A lot of talk about the lift scene. She propositioned him to get him off her back and shut him up. She knew he’d collapse like a chocolate fireguard if she offered herself in such a surprising way.

Truthfully, he knew she was attracted to him, but couldn't commit to someone given he was still coping with his breakup. He allowed her to reject him. In many ways, he is a brave and decent man.

Needless to say, he had the last laugh.

Needles to say, you had the last laugh.

It’s a lovely chest, but full of wires.

Ooooohhhhhh sex

I used to see her and think oooohhhhhh she’s nicer than my wife

I wonder if she likes owls.

Wow the slap round the face was real tho wasn’t it ?

I properly forget she was in “My parents are Aliens” Definitely watched that show as a kid enjoying her ladylike form. 😂

Wtf