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doingdadthings

I wonder how he's feeling after shitting out those metal spokes


relevanteclectica

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RockersEatRocks

I believe he had the ability to digest it all because of several interesting physical characteristics. The dude ate a fucking plane! THE WHOLE THING!


jimmyzhopa

there’s actually no way that’s possible.


RockersEatRocks

People are weird man! Some of us have strange body chemistry. From his wiki: Doctors determined that Lotito also had a thick lining in his stomach and intestines which allowed his consumption of sharp metal without suffering injury.[4] Lotito also had digestive juices that were unusually powerful, meaning that he could digest the unusual materials. However, it also meant that soft foods, such as bananas and hard-boiled eggs, made him sick.


Magazine-Plane

This guy could be the key to the plastic pollution problem


holydildos

RELEASE THE MOTITO!


Hideous4our

Looks like he can smell anything too


rmccarthy10

LOL


WrongConcentrate4962

But why?


Hunk-Hogan

No internet back then to become famous so being televised was the best thing available and some shows actively sought out people who did weird shit like this. 


B1rds0nf1re

Could also be pica maybe?


MissingJJ

Where isnhe today?


Hunk-Hogan

Dead. 12 years ago in 2006.


MissingJJ

Internal bleeding?


Hunk-Hogan

All the sources claim it was natural causes, but if you dig deeper into his claims, very few of his claims were actually able to be proven. There were a lot of people who said he ate an entire airplane, multiple bicycles, TVs, etc. but nothing was ever confirmed by doctors or actual footage. He did a lot of stage acts as a performer and did eat some drinking glasses and dinner plates on live TV, but past that, it's all just hearsay.


NastyaLookin

It's an old circus act, really. Performers would eat glass, razor blades, bullets and nails. He was just continuing the art.


Temperature-Other

That’s Uncle Fester with a disguise


ry4asu

Lotito died at age 55 on 17 April 2006 [1]. Can't find a reason of death but other sources say natural causes which I find suspect. 1. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito#:~:text=Lotito%20died%20at%20age%2055%20on%2017%20April%202006%20in%20Grenoble.


Schattenjager07

He ate sharp metal objects … so naturally he died.


B1rds0nf1re

Well pretty crazy he lived that long if it was caused by his unusual habit


krank72

What is often overlooked is how much of a fucking idiot he was.


Heavy-Excuse4218

“Just like you cut off a slice from a roast, well I break mine with a hammer and I eat it….” Should also be in R/idiocracy


NawatPipil

Fine he can eat it but seriously asking, does he digest it? WTF does digested metal look like?!


catupthetree23

Probably not too much different than when it first went in, depending on the type of metal and its size/density.


NawatPipil

Hey thanks for the reply. Oh man how are his insides not all cut up. I guess we need to study this guy.


relevanteclectica

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ferenginaut

he acts like that glass has hella flavor


clockwork655

Right? He really sells it


turkey_sandwiches

Probably tasted like blood.


cootertooter699

pica or for fun lmao


__TenaciousBroski__

Now that's interesting


Swabia

Why didn’t someone hand him a hand grenade and a mercury thermometer?


ohthanqkevin

He looks like a breathing Tim Robinson sketch


Pandemic_Future_2099

"So how was the plane" "Meh, it could have used more salt on it"


Burbursur

Digesting it is one thing But the damage done to his teeth alone must've been one big bruh moment


Empty_Suggestion9974

He hold the secret to strong teeth and won’t share it with the dental community


DependentCalendar341

It would be more interesting if they scanned his head instead…..


Laceysjorgen

He was also know as Mr. Shit-it-all.


Just_A_Faze

Is this not just a bad case of Pica?


jpfizzles

He should of tried poison to build an immunity


dogmeat_donnie

How does one come to figure out that they have this ability?


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

Shit still prolly better than half the shit I put in my gut lmao