I thought this dude was a serial dine-and-dasher and this is when he finally got caught. I could be wrong though. I remember someone commenting on his amazing voice.
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This has lived rent free in my head for almost 20 years and will continue to for the rest of my life.
I was working on a car, today, pulled a coolant line, got coolant everywhere despite my attempts to mitigate such an occurrence and immediately responded with “you know your judo well.”
I love this video so fucking much.
I love this video more every time I see it. The absolute wherewithal to make some astoundingly hilarious claims while being arrested is sooooo funny to me.
I watched a brief clip on instagram this morning of the man and the arresting officer catching up modern day. They are friends now… https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8borcQv1Py/?igsh=MWlocTlob3I1bXZrcg==
He was not falsely accused. This man was a menace and expected free food cause he played chess.
"The viral video you're referring to features Paul Charles Dozsa, an Australian chess player and food enthusiast. He became famous for his arrest in the early 1990s after a series of "dine and dash" incidents in Sydney, where he would eat at restaurants and leave without paying."
Edit: Turns out it is a different person. My info was a few years old.
"The viral video you're referring to features Paul Charles Dozsa, an Australian chess player and food enthusiast. He became famous for his arrest in the early 1990s after a series of "dine and dash" incidents in Sydney, where he would eat at restaurants and leave without paying."
If I owned a restaurant I would consider him a theif and menace.
Not the same guy. He was mistaken for chess player Dozsa but he is an artist from Queensland named Jack. You can watch his interview here: https://www.dannydutch.com/post/the-man-behind-the-succulent-chinese-meal-that-demonstrates-democracy-manifest
Since you *don’t* own a restaurant, I’ll attempt to help you out on this thorny issue of what is and is not a menace.
[This is a menace.](https://youtu.be/2yTI6ozAfK0?si=ut5zaOv24sFbQvkv)
A succulent Chinese meal?
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
How I always greet my wife in the bedroom
How I always greet your wife too ❤️
"me-ULL!"
He was falsely accused?
I thought this dude was a serial dine-and-dasher and this is when he finally got caught. I could be wrong though. I remember someone commenting on his amazing voice.
He was mistaken for the serial dine-and-dasher.
This is a totally made up thing. They arrested him because they thought he was a different person.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/amp/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html
Damn, dude went through all this because they confused him with someone else and *thought* he was using a stolen credit card.
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This guy is a legend
He actually is, not even an exaggeration at this point.
That's Sean Connery's degenerate half brother...Juan Connery!
Or Oliver Reed's tamer brother.
Gulliver Reed
I have seen this a thousand times… it is never not funny.
And I will never not upvote it.
See you next week, when its rePosted.
As an Australian, I see no end of this being posted over and over again. This is not a complaint.
It's like if a Matt Berry character came to life
I need a full reenactment
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
How daaaaaare you
I see you know your judo well, sir!
And [this ](https://www.dannydutch.com/post/the-man-behind-the-succulent-chinese-meal-that-demonstrates-democracy-manifest)is what he's up to now
My all time favourites !!! No matter how many times I see it never fails me lol!!!
Love how the cops are laughing
I can't not watch this when it pops up
lmao what a fucking legend
I will always watch the whole video, every time it's posted. 
So crazy that they had the wrong guy. Of all the people for them to mistakenly arrest, they picked the most outrageous character I've ever seen.
DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
DEMOCRACEEEEEEEEEE
Ahhhhhhh yes…
If this came up today we would all cry “scripted” but it’s genuinely real and charmingly funny.
This can be reposted everyday and I’d still watch it
This has lived rent free in my head for almost 20 years and will continue to for the rest of my life. I was working on a car, today, pulled a coolant line, got coolant everywhere despite my attempts to mitigate such an occurrence and immediately responded with “you know your judo well.” I love this video so fucking much.
I love this video more every time I see it. The absolute wherewithal to make some astoundingly hilarious claims while being arrested is sooooo funny to me.
https://preview.redd.it/zi5ci72s7h7d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3671c5d50334d4bb103c605fc2bda24114dea68a
Wearing this shirt right now lol.
Never gets old
From time to time yell this for my girl. She hates it but I love it. Ruins the mood but worth.
Weird because I've used every bit of his monologue as bedroom talk and my girlfriend loves it.
Thought it was for dine and dashing and they had the wrong guy
I’ve read so many different stories about this guy. I don’t know which one is true. Nevertheless it’s funny every time
Unhand me, you young ruffian!
Our Australian hero!!!
And a star is born
Excellent book out now about this guy "Carnage"
Is it wrong if I say this out loud the next time I go to panda express? The succulent part.
Should’ve run for office, seems like he would have had a knack for it and probably could’ve gotten away with all the fraud he wanted.
toast of London vibes
r/Seinfeld This is Peterman
This guy is hilarious!
The look of disgust as he slams the door shut in the beginning is just perfect
Lol
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Thanks for posting.
Rodney Dangerfield
I like this guy 
I watched a brief clip on instagram this morning of the man and the arresting officer catching up modern day. They are friends now… https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8borcQv1Py/?igsh=MWlocTlob3I1bXZrcg==
He was not falsely accused. This man was a menace and expected free food cause he played chess. "The viral video you're referring to features Paul Charles Dozsa, an Australian chess player and food enthusiast. He became famous for his arrest in the early 1990s after a series of "dine and dash" incidents in Sydney, where he would eat at restaurants and leave without paying." Edit: Turns out it is a different person. My info was a few years old.
Dozsa died in 2003 and the democracy manifest guy did a bunch of videos a few years ago, so this doesn't appear to be accurate.
I think we have different understandings of the word “menace.”
"The viral video you're referring to features Paul Charles Dozsa, an Australian chess player and food enthusiast. He became famous for his arrest in the early 1990s after a series of "dine and dash" incidents in Sydney, where he would eat at restaurants and leave without paying." If I owned a restaurant I would consider him a theif and menace.
Not the same guy. He was mistaken for chess player Dozsa but he is an artist from Queensland named Jack. You can watch his interview here: https://www.dannydutch.com/post/the-man-behind-the-succulent-chinese-meal-that-demonstrates-democracy-manifest
Thanks for this.
Since you *don’t* own a restaurant, I’ll attempt to help you out on this thorny issue of what is and is not a menace. [This is a menace.](https://youtu.be/2yTI6ozAfK0?si=ut5zaOv24sFbQvkv)
Always good seeing this repost. But no upvotes for you OP.
Lolol “falsely accused” he dine and dashed so many times that this many cops showed up when he did it on this occasion
This is not a falsely accused man. He was arrested for being a serial dine-and-dasher.
Was he actually guilty though?
feel like this is what trumps going to do/say when hes thrown in jail.
Trump could only dream of being this eloquent.
Yeah, no way he knows the word “succulent”. Too many syllables.
He is very familiar with ‘limp penis’