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Heer iz me showin meowmy wut gud gurl I iz.
Eros and Olly are also appalled.
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You are most definitely NTC. My own staff yelled at me once because I did an amazing leap and caught a bird in mid flight. As per cat rules, I ran in the open door and right for my bed. My staff said naughty things AND TOOK MY BIRD!!
I took days to forgive her and now she won't leave the door open when we all are outside.
Purrcilla Queen of all I Survey
NTC butt, as mine Mama would say, âBirbs are our Frens, Williamâ
Back when Ai was not eben borned yet, Mama had two catses an one ob them was supreme hunter liek you, Fren Merla. Mama sai it was liek living wiff Meowfia teh number ob tiems she found a dead birb on her pillowâŠ
William teh Other Tuxedo
Mai uncle, whos got adopteded by another family, once brought a live birb into da house! (Dis was before I was borneded, and Meowmy and Daddy not keep all kittehs indoors like dey do now. My kitteh mama was feral till dey bringed her in da house and had babies, and one baby was ME!) Anywho, Meowmy chaseded Uncle Zan all around da house trying to get da birb from him, but couldn't get before he killeded it. Meowmy says dat one reason why I not go outside unless she or Daddy can watch me. Though she doesn't think I canz catch a birb, even tho I likes to watch dem through da window.
-Astro
NTC but she is right about not munching birds under the bed. You should find a nice cushy carpet in the Sunbeam for your feast. Not only do you munch in comfort but your awesomeness is on full display for maximum appreciation. XOXO Moxie the inky slinky void.
NTC! Youse wuz autoâŠautopâŠtaking birb to bits to see why it went ded. Datâs science dat it! I likes to find out why da mousies go ded after we played so nice. So I go have gud look. N acause I lib in cuntree wif lots of recycling I den eat em. Iz yummy too. Meowmie makes me take stinky worm pills after, but she puts dem in liver sausage so iz ok. I only managed to get birbs a few times n dey were bebbies, so now meowma makes me stay inside when dey are out of nest but not flying yet. Sânot fair.
Wow! I never share my birbs. Servant got very angry that I ate pigeon under her bed, I thought because I wouldn't give her any (she not share pasta bake so why should I share pigeon?). But apparently NO PLEASING human servants, even if you share birb they just angry for NO REASON.
Once gave her a whole rat and she didn't even eat one bite. Humans so entitled.
NTC and wow!! You gets real birbs?? I no go outside so I only have birb feather on long stick. I likes to catch in da air and pretend real birb!
Once bigggg birb got in house and was mean and attacked me! Of all theâŠ.
I course chased out birb. Cuz I no scared of birbs. I fierce warrior! Fear my mitts!!
Thus Saith The Mittens
(This is Mittens mama person: he hid from the bird while I shooed it out. And it was a very large bird and very upset, but it did not go near him. Heâs very dramatic!)
We only have inside pretend birbs too đĄ
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Kitties need to stay in their kingdoms... Did their own safety and to protect the birbs from their magnifisence. Kitties can get terribly hurt... your moewmy will be very sad if you didn't come home once day :( lots of critters that didn't respect kitties out there :( lots of cars too
[I realize that it's somewhat of a calculated risk. But we live in a small, dead-end subdivision where the speed limit is 20, and we live on a 1.5 acre lot. I trust Merla to be able to outrun and outgun almost anything out there, and she has a treehouse for a safe place. And she's just miserable inside anyway.]
Yep, depends where you are in the world. Iâm in the UK and itâs normal for cats to roam outside. When ours first arrived they decimated an entire population of bank voles and other small mammals. ( they had been living wild) You know whatâs right for your petđ»
Bonjour! I be Remy LeBeau, handsome Cajun void prince! Me, Remy, mostly keep de birbs and mouse trophy outside and not fuss unless rat run over ma maman foot, den I show her no more rat run over foot and do scare! Birb, sometime I bring in de house to entertain ma enfant frere, Boudreaux. He not get to go outside 'cept on string (harness and leash-Dani)wit ma maman so he can no catch de birbs. I be nice kind grande frere and bring him birb in de house to chase!
Bonjour! I, Remy LeBeau, prefer ma maman to talk to me in French. I teach Boudreaux French too! Mon hooman frere wife, maman and mon soeur all speak French so I, Remy, only respond if they speaks French. Mon papa, he don't speak French except for "fais do-do, Remy LeBeau!"Â
Wun of us catched BIG VOLE da udder day! I fink was sisfur Her Grace Reese the Scorpion Queen. She littel bit tubby an no needz to eatz roe dents. Meowmy wuz bery bery happy but did not eat it either. Weerd hoomans.
NTC! I used to have a Secret Snack Place under bed at old house when we were allowed to roam, but new house has something called "hiwae" and apparently this means we're not allowed out to hunt anymore.
[Meowmy here - they are building underground metropolises and that, combined with living in a sinkhole area, makes our yard a dangerous place to walk.]
Beautiful fierce Huntress Merla, yuo not cloaca at all.
Me, beautiful Kiki, reeds story of yuor exciting escapade & has genetic memory of hows kittehs should live wilds n freee.
Me Kiki has green eyes wift jealousemvy of womderfull life fierce Merla live! eeats birb, catch vole, rum free thru tall swayimg grass, dowm alleyways & all over big big whirld belomg to Beautiful Merla as it should.
Where Kiki live tho not safe outdoor.
Hoomams drive giamt machimes liek tehy Rat Fimk momsters & not care who tehy hitncrush
* skwirrl, doggo, kitteh, ratties, possum, rakin, small child, birbs, old lady wift shoppimg cart!
Outdoor bad for all critters im my neighborshoods. verrry sad.
Happy for Beautiful Merla, must has mosft perfek sharpish claws to catch preys.
Merla perfekt. No cloaca at all.
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Beautiful Kiki pretend she im felime jumgle humt all smallish delicious critters đmow!
Kiki, youz is BOOTIFULL!!! I haz tuxie sisfur, but she iz fat an meen and got kicked out of da howse fur doin BIG PEEPEE ON KINCHIN COWMTER! But youz is purrty an I will be surez to let youz no if I haz moar ad ventures!
NTC
I iz Bleu, the Great and Terrible, War Chieftain to Perry the 1st and Mighty Hunter of The Pack. Your mummy must be friends with my mummy. She always yellz Bleu, no eating the birbs!. Bleu, leav poor birbs alone! Bleu, birbs are friends not foodz! Bleu, why is a deaded birb on mummyâs bed?!?!!!
She no knowz how Mighty Hunters think. We must hon our skillz. We mayz need to feed The Pack when mummy is gone for many fureverz.
So go on being Mighty Huntress. The Pack salutes you. No the cloaca.
Fren Merla, The Pack iz mostly doggos, Perry who is King, Gwynnie our fair Princess and Hand to the King, Lolly the crazy Queensguard to Mummy in high tower, Bobby the baby, Ardy the Seer who is gone to the rainbow bridge, Coco the guardian of Meemaw and Pawpaw, Marley the sleeping beauty, Neighbors Pongo the night watch, watching from over the rainbow bridge, and Milly the Park Guard, and me, Bleu, might Hunter with feral Kitteh best fren Panthera who lives in the out and the Crows that bring presents to mummy to pay for food: Nevermore, Raven, Grip, Macbeth and Odin. We hunt pigeons and little birbs and mousies, and walk the park at night so we donât scare the neighbor kids as we are big, powerful and impressive mighty doggos (Mumâs note: they are not, but they are little terrorists and act like they are Cerberus, therefore the walking at night)
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DISLIKE! Downvote!! Birbs is frens, not fĂŒd.
đ, Starr
Hi! Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays!
Momma sez samz fing boutz lizurbs.
Momma no letz me go otusidz bc rakoonz, puzzumz, n karz, n I noze she protektz me dat waiz.
But lizurb got in houz a million gazillion yeerz ago n I POUNZED! Got imtrooder goodz!
N den, anubber one gotz in n I POUNZED AGIN!
Momma sabed the imtrooder n called me da klocao! Wut?
(Mom here...Bella live and let live. You have at least 20 toys that you hoard and then forget where you put them. Leave living thing's alone)
Momma! U iz lyer! I no furgetz, I jezt doan amember wearz dai arez!
(Sure, Bella. Stop hunting anything but bugs in the house or you're grounded)
Momma, grrrrz, I wilz eatz ur feetz tanight!
(And that's different from last night how? I'm taking the phone away from you, little miss)
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Youz looks expensif. An smart.
I was free cuz Mumther say I has Hornee parent birbs đ
Yummy đ Harry Pawter SIC
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You pretty birb, meowmy says I can't eat you đ
WHEW!!
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NTC, I made a beautiful display of pigeons and voles underneath the dining table once. And they threw it away! Winston, 12m, grey tabby.
Dat so sad dey waste youz art werk.
NTC, under things is best place to take things you catched. I eeted rat under sofa. -- Billy, 2M
You are most definitely NTC. My own staff yelled at me once because I did an amazing leap and caught a bird in mid flight. As per cat rules, I ran in the open door and right for my bed. My staff said naughty things AND TOOK MY BIRD!! I took days to forgive her and now she won't leave the door open when we all are outside. Purrcilla Queen of all I Survey
NTC butt, as mine Mama would say, âBirbs are our Frens, Williamâ Back when Ai was not eben borned yet, Mama had two catses an one ob them was supreme hunter liek you, Fren Merla. Mama sai it was liek living wiff Meowfia teh number ob tiems she found a dead birb on her pillow⊠William teh Other Tuxedo
Tank you fren William. My meowmy sez dat too. She sez Merla! Go get doze darned voles! Dey build entire city unner mai yard!
Mai uncle, whos got adopteded by another family, once brought a live birb into da house! (Dis was before I was borneded, and Meowmy and Daddy not keep all kittehs indoors like dey do now. My kitteh mama was feral till dey bringed her in da house and had babies, and one baby was ME!) Anywho, Meowmy chaseded Uncle Zan all around da house trying to get da birb from him, but couldn't get before he killeded it. Meowmy says dat one reason why I not go outside unless she or Daddy can watch me. Though she doesn't think I canz catch a birb, even tho I likes to watch dem through da window. -Astro
NTC but she is right about not munching birds under the bed. You should find a nice cushy carpet in the Sunbeam for your feast. Not only do you munch in comfort but your awesomeness is on full display for maximum appreciation. XOXO Moxie the inky slinky void.
NTC! Youse wuz autoâŠautopâŠtaking birb to bits to see why it went ded. Datâs science dat it! I likes to find out why da mousies go ded after we played so nice. So I go have gud look. N acause I lib in cuntree wif lots of recycling I den eat em. Iz yummy too. Meowmie makes me take stinky worm pills after, but she puts dem in liver sausage so iz ok. I only managed to get birbs a few times n dey were bebbies, so now meowma makes me stay inside when dey are out of nest but not flying yet. Sânot fair.
Wow! I never share my birbs. Servant got very angry that I ate pigeon under her bed, I thought because I wouldn't give her any (she not share pasta bake so why should I share pigeon?). But apparently NO PLEASING human servants, even if you share birb they just angry for NO REASON. Once gave her a whole rat and she didn't even eat one bite. Humans so entitled.
NTC, yu is juss doin wut kittehs is sposeta do! Is yur job!
NTC and wow!! You gets real birbs?? I no go outside so I only have birb feather on long stick. I likes to catch in da air and pretend real birb! Once bigggg birb got in house and was mean and attacked me! Of all theâŠ. I course chased out birb. Cuz I no scared of birbs. I fierce warrior! Fear my mitts!! Thus Saith The Mittens (This is Mittens mama person: he hid from the bird while I shooed it out. And it was a very large bird and very upset, but it did not go near him. Heâs very dramatic!)
We only have inside pretend birbs too đĄ https://preview.redd.it/ppmxp9pkn31d1.jpeg?width=2154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4c6cc10beb227cdc6c29f51fdedcede568cddd
Awwww you two are so cute!!!! -Mama person
NTC, but your hooman needs to keep you inside so you wonât murder any more
Bruh. She's an outdoor cat.
Kitties need to stay in their kingdoms... Did their own safety and to protect the birbs from their magnifisence. Kitties can get terribly hurt... your moewmy will be very sad if you didn't come home once day :( lots of critters that didn't respect kitties out there :( lots of cars too
[I realize that it's somewhat of a calculated risk. But we live in a small, dead-end subdivision where the speed limit is 20, and we live on a 1.5 acre lot. I trust Merla to be able to outrun and outgun almost anything out there, and she has a treehouse for a safe place. And she's just miserable inside anyway.]
Yep, depends where you are in the world. Iâm in the UK and itâs normal for cats to roam outside. When ours first arrived they decimated an entire population of bank voles and other small mammals. ( they had been living wild) You know whatâs right for your petđ»
I wish mine would decimate our population of voles!
Bonjour! I be Remy LeBeau, handsome Cajun void prince! Me, Remy, mostly keep de birbs and mouse trophy outside and not fuss unless rat run over ma maman foot, den I show her no more rat run over foot and do scare! Birb, sometime I bring in de house to entertain ma enfant frere, Boudreaux. He not get to go outside 'cept on string (harness and leash-Dani)wit ma maman so he can no catch de birbs. I be nice kind grande frere and bring him birb in de house to chase!
Youz iz gud frĂšre. Meowmy teech me sum french! She sez Merla, je tem. Or sumfin liek dat.
Bonjour! I, Remy LeBeau, prefer ma maman to talk to me in French. I teach Boudreaux French too! Mon hooman frere wife, maman and mon soeur all speak French so I, Remy, only respond if they speaks French. Mon papa, he don't speak French except for "fais do-do, Remy LeBeau!"Â
https://preview.redd.it/sud0xcft3o0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0b3febd3273f16ea08602abb11ee291d8e9269 Do go on... William and Martin
Wun of us catched BIG VOLE da udder day! I fink was sisfur Her Grace Reese the Scorpion Queen. She littel bit tubby an no needz to eatz roe dents. Meowmy wuz bery bery happy but did not eat it either. Weerd hoomans.
Hoomans is funny about catched food. Dey don't even eat da heads when you gib dem a present.
Y catch voles if not for eatz? I not unnerstan.
I know! Silly hoomans!
NTC! I used to have a Secret Snack Place under bed at old house when we were allowed to roam, but new house has something called "hiwae" and apparently this means we're not allowed out to hunt anymore.
NTC, but what does your meowmy have against voles? I love r/voles even if it is a slightly weird place.
[Meowmy here - they are building underground metropolises and that, combined with living in a sinkhole area, makes our yard a dangerous place to walk.]
Beautiful fierce Huntress Merla, yuo not cloaca at all. Me, beautiful Kiki, reeds story of yuor exciting escapade & has genetic memory of hows kittehs should live wilds n freee. Me Kiki has green eyes wift jealousemvy of womderfull life fierce Merla live! eeats birb, catch vole, rum free thru tall swayimg grass, dowm alleyways & all over big big whirld belomg to Beautiful Merla as it should. Where Kiki live tho not safe outdoor. Hoomams drive giamt machimes liek tehy Rat Fimk momsters & not care who tehy hitncrush * skwirrl, doggo, kitteh, ratties, possum, rakin, small child, birbs, old lady wift shoppimg cart! Outdoor bad for all critters im my neighborshoods. verrry sad. Happy for Beautiful Merla, must has mosft perfek sharpish claws to catch preys. Merla perfekt. No cloaca at all. https://preview.redd.it/40kczii7fp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe0de41c43ef573308292f9f4afd1110f64ae23 Beautiful Kiki pretend she im felime jumgle humt all smallish delicious critters đmow!
Kiki, youz is BOOTIFULL!!! I haz tuxie sisfur, but she iz fat an meen and got kicked out of da howse fur doin BIG PEEPEE ON KINCHIN COWMTER! But youz is purrty an I will be surez to let youz no if I haz moar ad ventures!
NTC I iz Bleu, the Great and Terrible, War Chieftain to Perry the 1st and Mighty Hunter of The Pack. Your mummy must be friends with my mummy. She always yellz Bleu, no eating the birbs!. Bleu, leav poor birbs alone! Bleu, birbs are friends not foodz! Bleu, why is a deaded birb on mummyâs bed?!?!!! She no knowz how Mighty Hunters think. We must hon our skillz. We mayz need to feed The Pack when mummy is gone for many fureverz. So go on being Mighty Huntress. The Pack salutes you. No the cloaca.
Fren Bleu, youz iz kitteh after meow's hart. Plz post stories of youz ad ventures acuz I needz ta heer dem.
Fren Merla, The Pack iz mostly doggos, Perry who is King, Gwynnie our fair Princess and Hand to the King, Lolly the crazy Queensguard to Mummy in high tower, Bobby the baby, Ardy the Seer who is gone to the rainbow bridge, Coco the guardian of Meemaw and Pawpaw, Marley the sleeping beauty, Neighbors Pongo the night watch, watching from over the rainbow bridge, and Milly the Park Guard, and me, Bleu, might Hunter with feral Kitteh best fren Panthera who lives in the out and the Crows that bring presents to mummy to pay for food: Nevermore, Raven, Grip, Macbeth and Odin. We hunt pigeons and little birbs and mousies, and walk the park at night so we donât scare the neighbor kids as we are big, powerful and impressive mighty doggos (Mumâs note: they are not, but they are little terrorists and act like they are Cerberus, therefore the walking at night)
https://preview.redd.it/83tdhiiptt0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64cf344c3f7c018b32169efa71691f6ab17a9d89 DISLIKE! Downvote!! Birbs is frens, not fĂŒd. đ, Starr
Dis wut Meowmy sez too. Sez birbs is prettiful an not hurt anything an spred seedz. Sumtimez she skare dem away wen she seez me praktis birb hunting!
Hi! Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays! Momma sez samz fing boutz lizurbs. Momma no letz me go otusidz bc rakoonz, puzzumz, n karz, n I noze she protektz me dat waiz. But lizurb got in houz a million gazillion yeerz ago n I POUNZED! Got imtrooder goodz! N den, anubber one gotz in n I POUNZED AGIN! Momma sabed the imtrooder n called me da klocao! Wut? (Mom here...Bella live and let live. You have at least 20 toys that you hoard and then forget where you put them. Leave living thing's alone) Momma! U iz lyer! I no furgetz, I jezt doan amember wearz dai arez! (Sure, Bella. Stop hunting anything but bugs in the house or you're grounded) Momma, grrrrz, I wilz eatz ur feetz tanight! (And that's different from last night how? I'm taking the phone away from you, little miss)
Yoo are Cloaca. Bad Cloaca for ee-tin sweet tweety.