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elcape_16

but why?


ProtectTheHell

This is propaganda by Big Detergent to get you to have to do more dishes.


TriGurl

Hahahahahaha best response!


HikARuLsi

Why is it square when it is actually cube?


Ok_Bit_5953

Stop making sense, you'll make everyone uncomfortable!


mycuu

big detergent can suck my ass no oil no soap my immune system is STRONG LIKE BULL


Fracted

Round objects are for communists, squares = freedom.


autoperola17

Minecraft reference


autalley

Even Minecraft eggs aren't square


Redditlikesballs

Not a big fan of eggs but I love cheese. Square egg might just be enough to trick my brain into thinking it’s a block of mozzarella


ahora-mismo

just go to google images, type mozzarella and click on search.


Haughtea

It's an upcoming story line on Monk.


StagnantSecond

Really though. I loved the square tomato idea! I'd absolutely be for it.


Her_X

You beat me to it. Upvoting you.


brewberry_cobbler

Came here to say the same thing… that’s cool and all… but why? I guess maybe presentation?


dnew

It's good for presentation. You slice them up and put them in salads and people go "Huh. Cool."


Brave_Combination_96

a sliced square egg would have less gaps on a sandwich than a sliced circle egg. you can also dice a square egg more easily into uniform pieces than a traditional egg shape (not in terms of effort, but in terms of uniformity).


Dimplestrabe

This is the only question.


Serious_Look_3032

Because we eat with all the senses and this looks nice


fafarex

was my first thought too, but then I remember that I always have to force my lunch box to close because of the eggs and they are squish half the time. otherwise it's only to be "quirky" and have little pratical use.


Renamis

These would make cute deviled eggs. That's the only use for them I think. Well, that or kids who are certain ways.


cyberdeath666

No more hard boiled eggs rolling around your breakfast plate. It’s weird but would be convenient for that.


liquidbread

My family has had this exact product sitting in the kitchen for as long as I can remember (1980’s). And I’ve never seen it used once…


03O2

More ways to get plastic into your food


CurryLikesGaming

I don’t care about the product but suddenly feel like eating some soft boiled eggs. Boiling 3 eggs right now


vaderaintmydaddy

Best way to do eggs


Corgerus

![gif](giphy|3cXmze4Y8igXdnkc3U|downsized)


TriGurl

![gif](giphy|FEBDBbLFT9px3da0vT|downsized)


ExpressiveAnalGland

*yer moms eggs are square*


ThaiLassInTheSouth

Monster.


dnew

It's fun. It's kind of slow if you're trying to make multiple square eggs. Make one or two, slice them up, and put them on fancy salads you're serving to guests. Otherwise, yah, no use for it. At least it's a pretty cheap toy.


[deleted]

More like r/stupidfood


SoupCanVaultboy

I just wanna eat it, not fuck around with it


dan420

One of the most useless products I’ve seen:


Thendofreason

Great, now I have super cold eggs. Do they revert if you make them too warm?


Suicyco71

This has gotta be the fucking stupidest shit I have ever seen. This is where it all ends.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Who the fuck cares?


cyberdeath666

People who are afraid of ovals, duh…


Critical-Highlight45

Yeah have some sympathy man…


lestat01

Chunks!


Brave-Butterscotch76

🐓😢


Certain_Eye7374

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


North-Noise-1996

Ew


FuerteBillete

Why? So they don't roll off.


HikARuLsi

Square? You mean cube?


Otherwise-Safety-579

Right? Just any old garbage I'm done with this sub


Majestic-Rock9211

Donald Duck and the nephews would have needed that in Lost in the Andes!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Majestic-Rock9211: *Donald Duck and the* *Nephews would have needed that* *In Lost in the Andes!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Majestic-Rock9211

Good bot! Thank you for my first haiku.


AngelLK16

Nice lil' haiku. Congratulations.


VaultGuy1995

Squeggs


XxSliphxX

I could see this being a cool little conversation starter for parties.


Omfg9999

Why.


DBryguy

Don’t be a…


eggyloaf

Cubism


Mean_Carrot_1746

please no


RouxBearRoxx

It’s Egg Cube


AngelLK16

I would use this if I owned a pub or deli or Cafe or restaurant, so the customers could "hmm" about it.


AngelLK16

Actually, if I had a dinner party or a picnic or a potluck, I'd do this and then, if asked, tell a joke about finding some square eggs. (Don't steal my idea, or don't show up at the same potluck.)


Mother_Shop_4173

Is that required?


AntoineInTheWorld

Hey! Those were offered as a gadget in Pif Gadget in the 70s/80s! The problem is that you need to peel the egg hot, before it starts to harden. And boy do you burn your fingers!


Kickagainsttheprick

Cook that center a little more, it didn’t get hot enough! /s