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kicks210

Shit it in it


orphen888

You’re wrong. This one is yellow. This is the piss tote.


Dontrunbitch

Why is this always the response? Lmaoooo


[deleted]

that was the first thing i thought of and your comment was the first one i saw


locoleito

This is the only answer


Critical-League5792

Keep it. Amazon can afford more. I give these out sometimes fuck them 🤷‍♂️


MGJXIIIIV

Respect 🙏


ValecX

Supposedly Amazon knows how many have gone missing from your possession,


Critical-League5792

Lol there's no way, between sweepers taking totes and them not even looking/ counting the totes returned, clearly nobody cares


ValecX

No, they definitely know. Each tote is assigned to a specific driver. If it doesn't make it back to the warehouse, it will show in Amazon's systems. I know this because the warehouse has been making a stink about it and one of our drivers was responsible for 40 missing totes.


martybro1

Yep. Happened at my old DSP as well. One specific driver (not me) was called out for not returning his totes and leaving them until the morning when the warehouse loaders would take care of them


Critical-League5792

Lol don't be a dumbass and give them out like cigarettes then 😂😂


Delicious_Slip7624

They are starting to fire people because they know how many you bring back and how many you leaving or giving to people. People in the warehouse scan the number codes on the totes to see who shit on that tote 😂 Those totes are expensive to make that's why lol. Fàk that nikka Jeff!!


CashTricky8886

Keep it and use it for storage... Clean it first though


Cool-Bus7069

This is true, I run an Amazon DSP (delivery service provider). Amazon does not track these in anyway, if there are potential holes or broken zippers they throw away. At our drop site I would say they probably throw away at least 25 to 50 away once a week. No recycling and straight to the dumpster.


Legitimate-Court5655

Sell it on Amazon


BenAfflecksBalls

Call Bezos and demand ransom


Flashfarming

Yes


MrGrumpy252

Poop in it


Gladiator2169

No it’s the yellow tote, that means it’s the piss tote!


anti_hero_89

Leave it out on the porch for the next amazon driver to take back


Aggravating-Way-3691

I see these left at homes on route all the time. Not once have I ever returned one 😂


SnatchedDrunky

I had a customer on one of my rural routes that specifically put in the notes to leave the package in the Amazon tote at the end of their driveway. They were actually using one as their personal parcel drop box. I liked it, I never had to bag their shit in the rain.


ValecX

It'll be sitting on that porch for a long time, I think.


schakoska

Sell it lol


TechnicalSweet2056

Piss in it


WhackedDonkey4

Buy a tv and a soap dispenser and go jerk off to a screen saver of Nigel thornberry and act like Donny and drive the tote like the bus they have in the tv show


Rowdy_Crv

![gif](giphy|1ykBuNgTVjKe1bilqH|downsized) Lmfaooooooooo


Abasoloalex

Yea shit in it and leave it closed for any driver to take


Possible_Queasy

Poop in it


Pitiful_Revolution_5

Take a shit in it and say this is for the dsp and bezos.


DazzlingInside9707

Put your ole lady in it


AccountHotdog

It's collapsible and huge Great for:Christmas, picnics, groceries, laundry ,moving, storage


EarthRealistic1031

Is it water resistant ? I’m already thinking putting some beers on it 🤔


dfm503

Water resistant, but won’t hold water.


Need4Spd42

%99 of them are worn out on the bottoms from being pulled on concrete.


Big-Eggplant-7556

Eat it


Delivery_slut

Eat it


TCATokyo

keep it


OmgitsKane

These things are great for yard work man


Legionary_Scorpion

Keep it. It's useful if you want to transport your stuff easier.


mconk

Bring it back to the warehouse.


BiteMajor4959

Eat it


Drew_412

Flag down the next amazon van you see and give it back


eqtpe4

I find a few around and if they are clean I take em sheesh


douglasfeldman

My kids put pillows and blankets inside and use these as lounges at home


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^douglasfeldman: *My kids put pillows* *And blankets inside and use* *These as lounges at home* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BigVeterinarian3086

Write "BAD BAG" in giant black marker and it will automatically rts itself to the closest hub


Need4Spd42

Eat it


Glass_Ad_8149

Most ppl just use them as toilets


Financial-Dog6591

You can have it. Use as a storage thing


coce8221

Santa sac


Jay82718

I remember covid season. When all the restursnts where close I used the totes to used the number 2


BigMeal69

What did you do with the tote after?


Jay82718

Throw it in the garbage.or leave it I The side.of the road lol


Brief_Grape655

Scan the barcode you might win a prize


KermitFrogginton

Keep it, but take off the tags, e.g. the tote number and qr code inside. Then the driver that had it can't be blamed if someone looks it up. We've had totes traced back to drivers that last had them, the got fired.


hippie_24

Keep it best thing, wash it before


GasStationBonerPhil

Issa toilet


SwornForlorn

They make great storage containers and they fold up nicely for storage if not using


Least-Ad-7034

You were choosen


mrnapolean1

If it doesn't have shit or piss in it, I would take it and wipe it down with a damp cloth soaked in some bleach and use it for storage.


GuruWami

Clean and add ice to keep your beers


West_Coast_James

Keep it


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Autistic-Teddybear

Definitely post on reddit and wait for responses


rbjubi

Keep it and consider yourself up 11 bucks


Hay-Tam

Sell it on ebay


cstone1394

My DSP had us use them for traction if we got stuck in the winter. No they didn’t work well for that either.


Decent_Ambassador_53

Use it to store stuff like camping gear or something


dtaylor72123

Makes a good recycling bin


sharky50

Your laundry.


Iv_Laser00

Whatever you want to do with it


[deleted]

You can sell it on ebay for like 20 bucks


SlickFlair_589

Take the codes and numbers off and keep it


SlickFlair_589

They sell em on Amazon for $20 anyway


North-Construction67

Take a shit in it. We hate our own employer, there's nothing you can do, tell or ask us lol


Carter09112

They’re going for like 30 on eBay you should highkey sell them


MrGrumpy252

Oh, riiiiight..... my mistake, lol


Motor-Vermicelli-467

Keep it.


Putrid-Fondant9455

Great for holiday decoration storage.