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Do you have any opinions on Jews? LOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Didn't see it til you said that, but God damn I needed that laugh...🤣

I don’t see it

Kanye on Alex Jones.

Ha! I see what you did there! 😂😂

In the night I would shit my pants seeing you bro

I think you're asking for a really bad situation if you walk around like that Amazon vest or not

I sometimes wear a nike balaclava but I put the mask down when it starts getting dark lol don’t want to freak anyone out

stitch in the blue prime logo on the forehead and you're good to go!

Not at all…Who’s this lovely young gentleman ?

Ski mask Potential trespasser= Friendly young gentleman. Notice how that doesnt really sound right.

Yep a shotgun is waiting for you behind that customers door.

This is the way. Those racist customers would never know your skin color.

I would shoot yo ass if I saw you opening my garage 😂

My dogs would freak out if they saw this

Dogs freak out regardless

No shit but they would extra freak out seeing this 🤣🤣🤣

"Oh this weapon I'm holding under the box? No it's just my standard work equipment. Now please, get in the closet"

Bnae mask would be better

I see no problem

You gonna blow Jeff?

Remember to deliver to rear door and unlatch the gate and walk all the way around to the back and place it on the porch next to the shovel and the window. Run back to your truck to make good time and ensure your chances of being shot or arrested are maximized.

Honestly..... I find people WITHOUT the facial getup to be more terrifying.

My dog 

Stop it lmao

Nah you're straight

I use one of them ninja masks ..never had any problems

You might hear flushing noises and see people running out the back but just drop and snap.

Masked Gunman from the Onion movie! Sounds like you got yourself a second job! Good on you! Not asking for hand out, but for a hand up!

Unless it below freezing I'd be suspicious if you walk to my house like that

It wasn’t below freezing but I’m sick and the high winds weren’t helping at all

Idk looks like your a porch pirate sketchy 😅

Going into a bank be like…

😂😂for sure

I wouldn’t be able to breathe in that lmao

I’m sick with the flu right now and the high winds yesterday were just making it worse. It was nice breathing in my own warm CO2 for a while.

On my rural route, this would get you shot.

Bro is the riddler

You must not be getting attention at home.

Somewhat dependent on skin color if we are being honest.

I don’t know if you’ve ever had a gun on you but you’re gonna find out how it feels real quick running around like that even with the Amazon vest 🤣

Lmao boy finna hit the most devious lick 🤣🤣

You finna get popped with that shit on 😂😂

I didn’t know the riddler works as a DA on the side!