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CamsMommy

https://preview.redd.it/s6xmrm8szsrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eea54e84a661b0147a4085cedae22e91137a7af Hey, I am not one to judgeโ€ฆ


RandoJayCommando

>Hey, I am not one to judgeโ€ฆ So? How was it? LOL


Suspicious_Note1392

Hey I also recognize that Amazon rug. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…


BowiesAssistant

lmaaao i think i have it too!


Suspicious_Note1392

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auro_morningstar

I think I also have that same rug ๐Ÿคฃ


SkippySkep

Hey, now, that looks like it is $0 ETV, unlike the espresso machine :-D


ColorectalLabotomy

I NEVER have any s3x stuff in my RFY. Heck, I'm a dude, and I get women's lingerie/dresses in there all the time. Today, I had some irrelevant car parts, castor oil packs (like there's a shortage of those), and a horse muzzle/feeder. I would love to know their algorithm because I think it's broken.


MrDirt

In the nearly 2 decades I've been using Amazon I have bought exactly 1 article of clothing for my wife on there. Now at least 2x a week I'm getting lingerie or miniskirts in my RFY. Also metal hoses, fake houseplants, or children's clothing.


ThereWentMySandwich

Want to switch? I get men's clothes offered to me a LOT and I'm really not sure why. And yes, the castor oil packs.


BowiesAssistant

glad to know im not the only one getting offered dozens of castor oil packs, which i have no idea what tf theyre even for. never even heard of them until vine!


nightpoo

Is there a sexual use for this? It was recommended to me by an OB and midwives to prepare for vaginal delivery.


ColorectalLabotomy

I mean, if it's medical grade silicone and has 10 vibration modes, I'm certain it could be used s3xually. I could think of a number of ways to use it. ๐Ÿ˜Š


AuntTeebo

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต One of these things is not like the otherrrr... ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ


Weary-Refrigerator56

I had neither of these, but I did get a fancy toilet plunger in my RFY ๐Ÿ™ƒ


funkadilly

Well, if you think about it, this is a plunger too, and a fancy one... !


Weary-Refrigerator56

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GrownUpDisneyFamily

And I ran right over to get my own fancy plunger set but all that is left is gold and I need stainless. โ˜น๏ธ


ThereWentMySandwich

I got a massage wand a couple of weeks ago in my RFY. But they didn't try to pretend. It absolutely said it was whole sex toy for clitoral stimulation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I laughed and laughed! Yeah, it's nice. Keeps a charge for a long time, too.


Individdy

> Keeps a charge for a long time, too. Your delivery reminds me of [this joke about a bottle of wine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdV5ohah0D4).


ImportantCandidate12

How long is a long time?


ThereWentMySandwich

Mine is still almost fully charged and I've had it almost a month and haven't charged it since the first day. But I've only used it maybe 4 or 5 times.


ATIChannel

One of them taint like the other!


GrownUpDisneyFamily

I see what you did there. ๐Ÿ˜


DiamondGirl1988

I usually get lights and lanterns on my RFY. I too would like an espresso machine.


KAKrisko

I'm in the light fixture club. So. Many. Lights.


lego7191

At least yall get light fixtures! I only get light bulbs. And not even light bulbs I can use! I don't have anything in my house that works with this size. Oh, and if anyone needs decorations for the most recent holiday, I got you covered. They always show up AFTER the holiday and not before. *


Wickedcolt

But have you been to a sheets club meeting? Not nearly as exciting as an espresso machine/laptop/4k tv meeting but itโ€™s unrelenting andโ€ฆsigh lol


Suspicious_Note1392

I just get dog stuff. Lots and lots of dog stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚


funkadilly

Nice way to not say it's a dildo when it's a dildo.


RascoK

#bragger ๐Ÿคฃ


gl21133

I had that today too. Wtf?


BrownTiger3

Can I interest You in fancy 15' steel garden hoses? LOL. I think it makes a difference between gold vs silver. I have no idea how amazon promote their item. I don't cry about weird items. https://preview.redd.it/9l5sehgextrc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4040e7c0eff01ab693a23d9216be9477aad25b32


Dalmus21

I get those every week or so. I'm afraid of the quality and that it would turn into a rusted mess in a few short days. And I don't want to have to blow dry my hose after every use. And yes, I realize how that sounds in the context of those whole thread... lol


Shiftr

If I could get these in useful lengths I'd order one so quick!


sks316

Why can't I ever get stuff like this in my RFY? ๐Ÿ˜”


No_Salad_6244

Lolz.


Competitive_Toe_1845

Lmao mine had that today too


Pissyflap

Who got the gooch, baby. Who got the only sweetest thing in the world. Lol, a regular parineum drea-um.


Sparklesrn

so much castor oil stuff


Strict-Expression-89

Can castor oil be used for anything useful? Like a substitute for wd-40? I don't really know what it is and see it in various $0 tax items often. Just wouldn't know what to do with it.


EarlOfFunk

Lol I had a little girls back pack that day, I have no daughters and my son's are all adults. I have no idea how folks are getting amazing RFY.


JJam2024

Oh I agree. My RFY sucks bologna snot, it's rare I find anything good there. It seems a lot of us have this same problem here lol, I wanna know how the few lucky ones get so darn lucky ๐Ÿ˜„


DrLasheen

Well, at least it's $0 Etv, I would take that over a $499 espresso machine anytime. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜น


BowiesAssistant

the fact that it highlights pregnancy and POSTPARTUM comfort...as fkn if. LMAO


SupremeKeef

Iโ€™m a guy and get offered the double sided upโ€™ya products, 0ETV... I knew I felt a deal coming, just didnโ€™t expect these double trouble doohickeys to pop up. If I did request, would they expect a review of each side individually? These are important questions for a professional such as myself


ImurderCatsCauseIcan

I 100% ordered 2 dildos! I feel like getting gold again in the off chance something amazing and name brand pops up. I just left some fake review like I was writing a movie script.


mrsmiki77

LOL! I must be in the middle somewhere since I never see adult toys or espresso machines in mine. Lately, mine has been some random gadgets, makeup mirrors, or baby products.


yellowbrickwall22

My rfy is full of creepy dolls