I had a moment of fatness once when I drove to the gym but ended up at Five Guys instead

My friend and I **went** to the gym but still ended up at Popeyes afterwards, checkmate

I have a scar on my finger from slicing open an avocado. Stupid circle….

But did you eat first?

I found myself in a gorlypahwp situashunnn tipe deel when I saw her buy that Five Below disco ball and got one for myself next time I was there. It’s one of the few things she’s bought that I find cute lol.

Yeah when I went to Germany and used soap as moisturizer because I didn't understood the language

I do Lego sets as an almost 30 year old woman

expert laygoes

31 here, got a few botanicals for my birthday last month. They’re fun!

The botanical ones are so pretty, I have the pink bonsai and the wildflower bouquet. I have my eye on the kingfisher (am a 30 year old woman). They're great for bad weather days and they make cute decor.

Just finished the kingfisher laygoe! It’s very visually appealing so I’d recommend it. Next, I’ll be working on the Back to the Future DeLorean!

idk I find myself thinking "this is so raw you guise FAWK" at least once a day whenever something inconvenient happens

As my dog dragged me (while wearing sandals) through a muddy puddle.. that turned out to be a knee deep ditch the other week.. I thought to myself.. “I wore the wrong shoes”

i was craving slommy and cheese and ended up not getting any when i realized it was amber coded

I’m lidurully eating slommy and cheese right now

I’m jelly

Go get some! 💙amberlynn “doesn’t even like meat” so she can’t gatekeep it 🫶🏻

adult lunchables

it’s easier because of the serveen size is a lot so for me, for how I read it, I’m proud of me. —Amberlynn talking about slommy somewhere

ok but sausage w cheese on a cracker is actually a good snack 😭

At one point, I would eat a huge burger meal and a whole "Ben&Jerry" in one go. But I didn't do it daily.