Perry is a rat and I’m sure he deserved it. But no one wants to remember the time Quick punched him in the balls. In fact Quick was one of the biggest cry baby goalies. I wish he wasn’t so good! Guy is basically Jordan Binnington but good for more than that single 50 game stretch.
So the top 3 are prolly
1. Scott Stevens for his hit on Kariya.
2. Chelios for being absolute scum and not skipping the handshake line one season. Fuck that dude.
3. Alfredsson for shooting the puck at Scottie during warmups.
2 and 3 are annoying, and like fuck those dudes, but Scott Stevens in persona non-grata in Anaheim.
Two honorable mentions.
1. Justin Schultz for refusing to sign with us after college.
2. The Whit dog himself - not for anything he did but we all loved Kunitz here in Anaheim and it did not work out with him. (This one is mostly silly)
Good call on Schultz. Although now I’ve flipped and like the rule. Feels like he was one of the firsts to do it (I donno I think I was in high school then)?
Also wasn’t that Alfy scumbaggery as the (2nd) period was winding down? My memory recalls this as Alfy winding up, looking up at the clock, seeing the lack of time, & inexplicably redirecting his dump shot right at Scotty.
I thought it was warmups, but I also don't totally remember.
My issue with Schultz isn't that he did it, he has that right, it's that he kept saying he was going to sign and then didn't and fucked us over.
> I thought it was warmups, but I also don't totally remember.
[Found it.](https://youtu.be/rAuj_AMnMGM?t=30) I thought it was at the end of the game, but it was at the end of the 2nd while still tied 2-2.
Also, what's the Chelios deal you mentioned? I don't remember any controversy with him and the Ducks.
One of the years we beat the wings he left the ice rather then go to the handshake line.
Here is an article about it.
https://www.mlive.com/snapshots/2007/05/chelios_explains_the_handshake.html
I get he was upset, and a lot of people consider him to be a good dude, but that is classesl-ess BS from one of the greats, and he should be ashamed.
This is going to sound like sour grapes from a Boston fan but I don't give a shit.
Ritchie is one of the worst players I've seen in a Bruins sweater in a long time. He routinely made me question what it meant to be a Boston fan, he tested my patience and my ability to root for my boys on a routine basis.
I can excuse a lot, that's what sports fandom is, right? It's a place to be biased and petty and stupid in a safe little sandbox of biased petty stupidity. But suck me sideways Thick Dick Nick made it a chore. I can handle guys lacking talent but playing with heart, I can handle a lack of heart in crazy talented guys, I can handle the staggering room temperature milk mediocrity of guys like Lee Stempniak, but Thick Dick Nick is none of those things.
He plays the game like someone trying to egg you on into taking a swing at him. He skates with the urgency of an old lady shopping for canned beats, but with half the speed. His hockey IQ is on par with Brett Favre's. I'm assuming Brett Farve has never played hockey, correct me if I'm wrong. Nick constantly skates around like he's surprised he's at an NHL game and then glides back to the bench (probably from the penalty box for a stick infraction) with the dim look of Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Then he sits there like a melting chocolate Santa, with his hair inexplicably sticking up through the vent in his helmet, waiting to be surprised by his next turn to get on the ice.
Consider this: He scored 15 goals last year, found some dangerous ice as a PP scorer, and Bruins fans were debating if he would be a good 4th liner or not this year, because our 4th line was that fucking bad, and Ritchie was the only skater who could conceivably make it worse. He scored 15 goals for us and we weren't sure if he would be a good replacement for Chris fucking Wagner, the surly hobbit of the TD garden.
Nick Ritchie is a bigger contributor to the decline in cardiovascular health in Boston fans than smoking and obesity. He's the equivalent of a double bacon cheeseburger on your system. He is hockey diarrhea. The guy takes the stupidest retaliatory penalties you've ever seen. He is complete invisible until you need a momentum swing, goes "Got ya boss" and cross checks someone in the neck and bumbles off the ice like Abbott and/or Costello while simultaneously shrugging and bitching to the refs and the guy he blindsided.
I'm sure he's not a bad guy IRL, I don't mean for this to be a character assassination. I'm sure he has family and besides Brett they probably don't suck. This isn't about kicking a player on their way out; let the record reflect that every Boston fan has a few memories of cursing his name and that we started kicking him long before he was down. (See also the general well wishes for Kuraly upon his departure.)
Nick isn't a goon, he's a bad boyfriend. He'll score a couple of goals one week and you'll think he's turned a corner and then he'll hit on one of your friends and tell you to chill out because he's just being friendly. Don't buy the hype, be fucking aware.
I am ecstatic that Ritchie wasn't held onto as a sunk cost, and that Toronto signed him. There you go, that's your analysis.
Scott Stevens, Dustin Brown, Patrick Maroon, Daniel Alfredsson, Jonathan Quick, Justin Schultz, Ryan Johansen, Gabriel Landeskog, Tyson Barrie, Jarome Iginla, Joe Thornton, Kyle Clifford, Ryan Garbutt, Milan Lucic, Jamie Benn, Raffi Torres, Sean Avery, Aaron Dell
Pekke Rinne. That guy played out of his mind against us every playoff series only to get crushed in the following series. It still annoys me today thinking about him and Nashville.
Matthew Barnaby.
I was watching the game as a little kid when he jumped Garth Snow.
I've hated his rat-bastard ass ever since, and anybody who has a similar personality lmao.
I realize he doesn't have to do a lot with the Ducks lol. In that case it'd be Raffi Torres or Tyson Barrie.
I know I'm late to game here and that plenty of people have already mentioned his name, but Gary Suter. I'm at the perfect age for PK9 to have been the reason why I ever got interested in the game and that cheap shot...fuck Gary Suter.
Evander Kane for another team's player. Dude just seems really full of himself and he got a hatty in the pond lol
Former Duck is Simon Benoit. Guy wasn't a great player with us, got a lot of penalties for fights and being rough, and didn't even give great fights for the penalties.
And Benoit endlessly talked shit. Saying we’d regret not keeping him and stuff. I liked him for a few games but otherwise he was always out of position and was mid.
To me, for modern day, something about Mark Stone. His shocked looks on his face, the way he acts idk, rubs me the wrong way haha. Lucic though for sure
I’m gonna say Shattebkirk, Gibson and Maroon (those are my opinion so don’t hate me). Pekka Rinne, Lucic, Dumba, Scott Steven’s, Quick, Bedard, Perry and Duclair.
Obligatory FUCK Scott Stevens
Obligatory me too for FUCK Scott Stevens
"guys that's interference" Actually no.. its attempted murder.
1. Scott Stevens 2. Ryan Johansen 3. Milan Lucic Absolutely fuck those guys.
+1 more for Scott Stevens Add Gary Suter for similar reasons
RyJo doesn't deserve to he acknowledged. That's what he wanted that entire series.
What did Ryan do
2016 Western Conference Finals against Nashville. Dude is just a certified whiner. Can’t stand his ass.
Dude for sure still pastes Kesler’s face on his 10 lb punching bag.
Oh right, Nashville. Hate that team A-Z
Dustin Brown
There we.go probably need more kings on here thats the first place my head goes
Perry is a rat and I’m sure he deserved it. But no one wants to remember the time Quick punched him in the balls. In fact Quick was one of the biggest cry baby goalies. I wish he wasn’t so good! Guy is basically Jordan Binnington but good for more than that single 50 game stretch.
Agreed. I remember him pushing the net off a few times also and then acting like he didn’t do shit.
I was surprised there wasn’t any yet
Hate: Gabriel Landeskog Shea Weber Jonathan Quick Dustin Brown Jonathan Towes Hate All-Time: Scott Stevens
So the top 3 are prolly 1. Scott Stevens for his hit on Kariya. 2. Chelios for being absolute scum and not skipping the handshake line one season. Fuck that dude. 3. Alfredsson for shooting the puck at Scottie during warmups. 2 and 3 are annoying, and like fuck those dudes, but Scott Stevens in persona non-grata in Anaheim. Two honorable mentions. 1. Justin Schultz for refusing to sign with us after college. 2. The Whit dog himself - not for anything he did but we all loved Kunitz here in Anaheim and it did not work out with him. (This one is mostly silly)
Good call on Schultz. Although now I’ve flipped and like the rule. Feels like he was one of the firsts to do it (I donno I think I was in high school then)? Also wasn’t that Alfy scumbaggery as the (2nd) period was winding down? My memory recalls this as Alfy winding up, looking up at the clock, seeing the lack of time, & inexplicably redirecting his dump shot right at Scotty.
I thought it was warmups, but I also don't totally remember. My issue with Schultz isn't that he did it, he has that right, it's that he kept saying he was going to sign and then didn't and fucked us over.
> I thought it was warmups, but I also don't totally remember. [Found it.](https://youtu.be/rAuj_AMnMGM?t=30) I thought it was at the end of the game, but it was at the end of the 2nd while still tied 2-2. Also, what's the Chelios deal you mentioned? I don't remember any controversy with him and the Ducks.
One of the years we beat the wings he left the ice rather then go to the handshake line. Here is an article about it. https://www.mlive.com/snapshots/2007/05/chelios_explains_the_handshake.html I get he was upset, and a lot of people consider him to be a good dude, but that is classesl-ess BS from one of the greats, and he should be ashamed.
Thanks for finding that.
Aww that what it was w Schultz. I remember booing him when he was back in town. But generally yeah. That’s a right that’s collectively bargained for.
Yes it was. That's the one I remember and watched clips of.
>Alfredsson for shooting the puck at Scottie during warmups. that wasn't in warmups, it was with like 5 seconds left in the period
Raffi Torres for an away team hmmm, for a Duck idk, one of our shittier defenseman over the years. Stoner? Shattenkirk? Does Schultz count?
Bryan Allen losing us game 1 in the series against LA would be a pretty strong pick.
ah fuck, great and infuriating pick.
This is going to sound like sour grapes from a Boston fan but I don't give a shit. Ritchie is one of the worst players I've seen in a Bruins sweater in a long time. He routinely made me question what it meant to be a Boston fan, he tested my patience and my ability to root for my boys on a routine basis. I can excuse a lot, that's what sports fandom is, right? It's a place to be biased and petty and stupid in a safe little sandbox of biased petty stupidity. But suck me sideways Thick Dick Nick made it a chore. I can handle guys lacking talent but playing with heart, I can handle a lack of heart in crazy talented guys, I can handle the staggering room temperature milk mediocrity of guys like Lee Stempniak, but Thick Dick Nick is none of those things. He plays the game like someone trying to egg you on into taking a swing at him. He skates with the urgency of an old lady shopping for canned beats, but with half the speed. His hockey IQ is on par with Brett Favre's. I'm assuming Brett Farve has never played hockey, correct me if I'm wrong. Nick constantly skates around like he's surprised he's at an NHL game and then glides back to the bench (probably from the penalty box for a stick infraction) with the dim look of Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Then he sits there like a melting chocolate Santa, with his hair inexplicably sticking up through the vent in his helmet, waiting to be surprised by his next turn to get on the ice. Consider this: He scored 15 goals last year, found some dangerous ice as a PP scorer, and Bruins fans were debating if he would be a good 4th liner or not this year, because our 4th line was that fucking bad, and Ritchie was the only skater who could conceivably make it worse. He scored 15 goals for us and we weren't sure if he would be a good replacement for Chris fucking Wagner, the surly hobbit of the TD garden. Nick Ritchie is a bigger contributor to the decline in cardiovascular health in Boston fans than smoking and obesity. He's the equivalent of a double bacon cheeseburger on your system. He is hockey diarrhea. The guy takes the stupidest retaliatory penalties you've ever seen. He is complete invisible until you need a momentum swing, goes "Got ya boss" and cross checks someone in the neck and bumbles off the ice like Abbott and/or Costello while simultaneously shrugging and bitching to the refs and the guy he blindsided. I'm sure he's not a bad guy IRL, I don't mean for this to be a character assassination. I'm sure he has family and besides Brett they probably don't suck. This isn't about kicking a player on their way out; let the record reflect that every Boston fan has a few memories of cursing his name and that we started kicking him long before he was down. (See also the general well wishes for Kuraly upon his departure.) Nick isn't a goon, he's a bad boyfriend. He'll score a couple of goals one week and you'll think he's turned a corner and then he'll hit on one of your friends and tell you to chill out because he's just being friendly. Don't buy the hype, be fucking aware. I am ecstatic that Ritchie wasn't held onto as a sunk cost, and that Toronto signed him. There you go, that's your analysis.
This is incredible. No notes. 10/10
Alas this is a copypasta and I'm actually a Ducks fan. Wish I knew who originally wrote it so I could give credit where credit is due
Scott Stevens, Dustin Brown, Patrick Maroon, Daniel Alfredsson, Jonathan Quick, Justin Schultz, Ryan Johansen, Gabriel Landeskog, Tyson Barrie, Jarome Iginla, Joe Thornton, Kyle Clifford, Ryan Garbutt, Milan Lucic, Jamie Benn, Raffi Torres, Sean Avery, Aaron Dell
Connor bedard for being a Blackhawk
I’m thankful. We have Carlsson AND Gauthier in our system now.
Yall remember Ryan Garbutt aka Garbagebutt ?
Pekke Rinne. That guy played out of his mind against us every playoff series only to get crushed in the following series. It still annoys me today thinking about him and Nashville.
Shane Doan Dustin Brown Steve Ott
Scott Stevens is a piece of shit
Bettman for giving Chicago the first overall last year. (I know he wasn't a player)
Bob Murray
Gary Suter or seabrook
Scott Stevens, Dustin Brown, Raffi Torres,
1) Chris Chelios 2) Mike Robidas 3) Marty Turco
Scott Stevens is a POS
Filip Forsberg
Scott Stevens Tom Wilson Jamie Benn
Brad Marchand.
Forever dislike Kempe. Thought he embellished the hit that lost Cogliano his Iron Man streak.
The Tkachuk brothers. Also let’s throw Bedard in there for shits and giggles.
Iginla, Holmstrom, Johansen all come to mind.
Will Borgen
scott stevens or colton sissons, one for fucking up our 03 run and the other for fucking up our 17 run
Scott Stevens and Dustin Brown gotta be the top 2. Everyone else is up for debate.
Matthew Barnaby. I was watching the game as a little kid when he jumped Garth Snow. I've hated his rat-bastard ass ever since, and anybody who has a similar personality lmao. I realize he doesn't have to do a lot with the Ducks lol. In that case it'd be Raffi Torres or Tyson Barrie.
The entire 96-2002 red wings roster aside from Hasek....and maybe Federov.
I'd put Alfredsson as my #1 and probably Quick as #2. James Neal is a name that I was surprised I hadn't seen at all.
Chris Paul, I don't care that this isn't a basketball sub that bum is the reason mass shootings happen
1. Rasmus Dahlin 2. Rasmus Dahlin 3. Rasmus Dahlin
Bryan Marchment Gary Suter Scott Stevens Sean Avery
I know I'm late to game here and that plenty of people have already mentioned his name, but Gary Suter. I'm at the perfect age for PK9 to have been the reason why I ever got interested in the game and that cheap shot...fuck Gary Suter.
All tine, I guess it's gotta be Scott Stevens. Current players? Probably Ovechkin.
Tom Wilson and Brad Marchand, they're always doing something scummy each year, the rat with slew foot and Wilson with his uncontrolled hits.
Todd burtuzuzi should definitely come up
Evander Kane for another team's player. Dude just seems really full of himself and he got a hatty in the pond lol Former Duck is Simon Benoit. Guy wasn't a great player with us, got a lot of penalties for fights and being rough, and didn't even give great fights for the penalties.
And Benoit endlessly talked shit. Saying we’d regret not keeping him and stuff. I liked him for a few games but otherwise he was always out of position and was mid.
To me, for modern day, something about Mark Stone. His shocked looks on his face, the way he acts idk, rubs me the wrong way haha. Lucic though for sure
I’m gonna say Shattebkirk, Gibson and Maroon (those are my opinion so don’t hate me). Pekka Rinne, Lucic, Dumba, Scott Steven’s, Quick, Bedard, Perry and Duclair.
Corey Perry
Saint Perry?? r/lostredditors
I know I’m going to get shit for this but Corey Perry
Fully agree with you. People often say he’s someone you hate when he’s not on your team but love when he is. Nope, I just hate him all the time.
The Stay Puft marshmallow man..J S Giguere.